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Makavelli25:
^shit
Nothing is as gross as this bald rat

Damn irritating

Lalasticlala I hear snake� na
Promise Land

What about Sphinx Cat?

I'll go for Rihana

Sundrus:
Na gay lifestyle be that na...how i go dey waka for road dey hold my niggy hand. When no be my little son him be abobby use ya head oh. From hugging e go turn to pecking...from there u no go know when strong thing go start to enter hanus.

That's why I cover my bumbum with the blood of Jesus

The way sisters and female besties hold hands while walking, hug each other on the road, peck and even spoon-feed each other...
Amazing PDA and love.


Brothers and male besties... Hug?? Hold hands?? Spoon what??

Brothers wey dey waka and gist for opposite sides of the road? Besties wey greeting na 'What's up na, guy? ' 'Mad man how far?' 'Anupam where you dey go?'

Hug your guy na. Wetin you go hear na 'You be gay?', 'I cover my bumbum with the blood of Jesus'

Why are we this way, though?

Train to Busan

I was surprised I cried at the last path of the movie when the father had to leave her daughter

I just learnt that parental love is second to none

IntersexSherry:
Who says man no fit get vagina and woman can't have penis? Then you never jam intersex people

I don't want to jam dem Oh Lord

Burgerlomo:
Must you be a slay queen

I tire o

Hmmnnn....
Attention seekers

- Joel Matip could start for Liverpool when they clash against Man City at the Etihad Stadium

- The German star handed his side a boost after returning to training after a short injury spell

- Matip will be partnering Joe Gomez if he starts the Premier League fixture away from home



Liverpool have been handed a huge boost ahead of their Premier League trip to Manchester City this weekend.

The Reds welcomed Joel Matip back to training as they prepare for the crunch encounter at the Etihad Stadium.

Although their inspirational defender Virgil van Dijk is not back, the return of the German star will help them in the heart of defence.Jurgen Klopp and his men have lost their last two visits to Man City and they will want to avoid a hattrick of defeat after this evening's encounter.

Also, they would want to consolidate their position on the table as they hope to retain the league title after winning it for the first time in 30 years last season.

Klopp has paired different players alongside Joe Gomez in their last three outings - with Fabinho starting in the Champions League against FC Midtjylland before going off injured.

Nat Phillips replaced the Brazilian for their EPL triumph over West Ham, while youngster Rhys Williams who came in for the midweek trip to Atalanta as reported by The Mirror.

The publication further suggests that Matip will most likely be starting the game against City in a bid to have some stability in the position.


He started that game with Gomez coming on for the injured Van Dijk, but incredibly this clash at the Etihad seems likely to be the first time that Matip and Gomez start together in the heart of the Liverpool defence.


Joel Matip in Liverpool training ahead of Premier League clash vs Manchester City. Photo by Andrew Powell/Liverpool FC.

Meanwhile, Klopp faces a selection headache with in-form forward Diogo Jota and mainstay Roberto Firmino hoping to start alongside Sadio Mane and Mohamed Salah.

The Reds, after peaking in February this year pushed themselves to be among the clubs to be reckoned with in world football.

And they currently occupy the fourth position behind the 2012 Barcelona team, 2014 Bayern team and 2014 Real Madrid line-up.

Lazio vs Juventus ended in a 1-1 as both sides shared the spoils at the Stadio Olimpico Stadium in Rome.

Despite dropping points, Andrea Pirlo's men moved to second on the log and maintain their close distance on league leaders AC Milan.

Ronaldo grabbed the first goal of the match in the first half but Felipe Caicedo scored the equalizer with the last kick of the game.

The first half was a Ronaldo show as he attempted several chances on goal which kept Pepe Reina busy.


The Portuguese striker drilled in a low shot in the seventh minute as Reina got down well to make the stop.

However, the 35-year-old was at the right place at the right time to jab home a Juan Cuadrado's cross to make it 1-0 after 15 minutes.

Lazio's first real chance of the match fell to Vedat Muriqi and it could have been the equalizer but the Kosovan star could not deliver the final tap-in from a cross from the right.

CR7 tested the Lazio goalkeeper on two occasions. It first went narrowly wide while the second was brilliantly punched away from a set-piece.

Just before half time, the Portuguese icon's shot hit the woodwork with Reina completely beaten.

The second half was much livelier as Juve wasted several chances on goal. Alvaro Morata had the opportunity to get his name on the scoresheet but to no avail.



Lazio vs Juventus: Caicedo's late goal cancels Ronaldo's strike in 1-1 draw. Photo by Matteo Ciambelli and Alberto Gandolfo

There no clear-cut chances on goal for the Bianconeri in the second half as Ronaldo and Alvaro Morata's combinations did not yield results.

Ronaldo was substituted for Paulo Dybala after getting a knock on his ankle but the game took a late twist as Caiecdo scored in the 95th minute to end the game 1-1.

Alvaro Morata's brace along with a goal from Paulo Dybala and an own goal from the Ferencvaros goalkeeper was enough for Juve to seal the win.

But a late goal from the home team have now seen the Biaconeri played four consecutive matches without keeping a clean sheet.

Smiles

It is well

Happy Crying

Next level things

So if person no go BBN, the person no dey bag endorsement deal abi

It is well o

It is well

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright...
Just because of forty years na im she write this long article.. He clear say the forty years dey pain her

Bros small small

Chelsea is now turning to Bayern Small small...
Score one and get four free

DragonFire433:
Abi oo
Nothing lie nor go see from Lai Mohammed mouth oo

Only God go help us for this country

I never knew Jamaica is an African country.

Please somebody should tell where it's located in the map

Dog gang raped.
Nothing Beret no go see for Mercy Chinwo head

I got a few I can recommend


Imagine Dragons- Believer

Michael Jackson- Who is it

Ellie Goulding- Hate me ft Juice WRld

Eminem- Stronger than I was

Michael Jackson- There must be more to life than this
Juice WRld- All girls are the same

Bruno Mars- Count on me

Sia - Never give up

And many others

Juliusmomoh:
People wey normal for nigeria now no reach 50 ....

50 abi na 5

Everyone get ready
Another wave of Covid-19 is on the way. God should help us o

Still trying to figure out the difference between SARS and SWAT

Sheffield United boss Chris Wilder described Rhian Brewster as "one of the country's hottest properties" after signing the striker from Liverpool.


The 20-year-old has joined the Blades on a five-year contract for a club-record deal worth £23.5m.


The package for the England Under-21 forward includes a buy-back option for three years and the Reds will get 15% of any sell-on fee.


"He has been our number one target," said Wilder.

"At the top of the pitch we have one of the country's hottest properties from Liverpool and for him to sign permanently here is fantastic for everyone concerned.


"He's a natural goalscorer. He finishes from any aspect, whether it is in the air or whether it's spectacular goals, free-kicks or off his shin - he has a lovely habit of scoring goals, which is crucial in the Premier League."


Brewster helped England win the Under-17 World Cup in 2017 and scored 11 goals in 22 appearances while on loan at Swansea City last season.


The Blades are yet to score in three Premier League games this season.


Several English top-flight clubs - including Aston Villa, Brighton, Burnley, Crystal Palace, Fulham and Newcastle United - had enquired about signing Brewster on loan.

He won the Golden Boot with eight goals at the Under-17 World Cup, playing in an England team alongside Manchester City midfielder Phil Foden and Borussia Dortmund forward Jadon Sancho.


"There were a few teams who came in but right now Sheffield United is the best option for me," said Brewster.


"Looking at the club, it is on the rise, finishing ninth last year and hopefully it can be better this season.


"Maybe I can add some goals - I'll work hard and try and help the team to a higher place this year.
"I am ready to come in and show everyone what I've got. It is a team that creates a lot of chances, the three at the back, overlapping, they get crosses into the box and that's my game - being in the box, finding space and one- and two-touch finishes.


"That's what I am going to try and do, and try and score goals for Sheffield United."
Brewster has recovered well after suffering a serious ankle injury in January 2018 which ruled him out for the rest of that season.


The forward has made four Liverpool appearances, three in 2019-20 cup competitions and once as a substitute in the penalty shootout defeat by Arsenal in this season's Community Shield.


"He couldn't make it here so far but he has made big steps in his development," said Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp.


"Rhian was really seriously injured and first we had to make sure he was ready again for all the demands of professional football and he is, 100%.
"When you are younger, [it is important] a player like Rhian in this position now makes the next steps and uses the time he lost during the serious injury - so it is possible a move to another club makes sense."


United's previous record signing was the £22m they paid for Norwegian midfielder Sander Berge from Belgian side Genk in January.


Blades forward Lys Mousset is out injured while Oli Burke is yet to get off the mark since he arrived as part of a swap deal with Callum Robinson, who has scored twice for this new side West Brom this season.


David McGoldrick is seen as a link-up player and only scored twice in the Premier League last season.


Wilder's side, who are 19th in the Premier League, have a tough run of upcoming fixtures. They travel to Arsenal on Sunday before a trip to champions Liverpool on 24 October and they then host Manchester City a week later.

[b][/b]Neymar scored twice as PSG thrash Angers to move within a point of Ligue 1 leaders Rennes


The Brazil forward scored either side of halftime for the three times defending champions, after Allesandro Florenzi has given them an early lead.


Ismael Traore replied the visitors before Julian Draxler made it 4 - 1.


And late goals from Idrissa Gueye and Kylian Mbamppe secured PSG fourth straight win after losing their first two league games of the season.


Neymar's goals were the first of the season after returning from a two match ban for being sent off in the bad tempered defeat by Marseille.


Argentine winger Angel Di Maria still has another two games to serve of the four match ban he received from that game.


League leaders Rennes who remain unbeaten this season after five games, host second bottom Reims on Sunday.

I'm not trying to be a motivational speaker o. But let's still motivate ourselves a little[/color]I'm not trying to be a motivational speaker o. But let's still motivate ourselves a little

blackpanthar:
My nationality.... I would love to be born in a COUNTRY with Good image like GHANA, NETHERLANDS..... etc

If we were given chance to choose where we will be born in to, I guess no one will choose Naija

There's no money in the country says our government, but somebody is out there in the same country splashing 1 million dollar for car

God will help us in this country o

As humans,we have an attitude we show out. Sometimes everyone around us will like it or like us for such attitude but we ourselves may not actually like it.
I have this kind of attitude of always smiling, if you do something to me that I don't like, if I make up my mind to tell you, I may not be able to tell because I'll just be smilling and forget. I'll love that attitude.

Then I'm always quite, not that I really want to be quite but I can't help it. I'm just quite. I don't want to be quite, at least I want to be a little sociable. It has really affected me because even if I find myself in the midst of people I can't talk. That's my story.

Tell us what you'll like to change about YOURSELF