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sound strange but might be true


when favour and mercy speak life become easy...

2000 years from now someone will dig our cities and find 'Made in China' things everywhere so he will imply all of us were chinese..

lala right now

list of close university

gulfer:
Next time, do your background check properly. Here's the owner of the phone.

respect how you take fine am? i fear this guy o biko

*I'm selling bra for ladies, best fashion from Italy. Inbox me with a picture of your boobs to select the one that fits it well*
*Panties are coming next week*

idoncare440:
thanks guys. no market for shop today n dz op has made my day! my whatapp wan burst. male I use am pass time joor!

is that why you acting like that?

ehisjeff444:
Please I greet d hux. Just wanted to know if any body dt submitted his application for visa in late August has been called. I submitted mine on d 30 Aug. Am still waiting for dia call. Grace of God cover me

which school?

izaray:
I pity those that take nairaland stuff serious sha... Na fake pple ful here pass o

the thing just weak me oo...

i keep asking my self how can a married woman with kids posting I'm in need of a matured guy who understands, cares, fun loving honest n humble for a relationship, I reside in Lagos. Here is my no you can whatapp me or call. 08105197646 and she keep saying her friend use her number.....

she is still looking for fame

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oga seun thank you so much for this wonderful platform, its has really help millions of people both home and away, i still dont understand some people on this platform, i went through this woman or lady profile https://www.nairaland.com/idoncare440 i found out she need I'm in need of a matured guy who understands, cares, fun loving honest n humble for a relationship, I reside in Lagos. Here is my no you can whatapp me or call. 08105197646 I Add the number decided to follow am talk on whats you wont believe the type of person she is...


my question is how can i deal with such a person? can i report the matter to Polics for life threat?

the real devil is our woman....

escapefromusa:
There was a time when patience was enough. Not anymore.

You need to choose one path. Die to live or Live to die.

then go join criminal or drugs

I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now and everything is going fine.
So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she came. When we were
together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why
she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I
saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to
give US money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she
ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the
call. A minute later,
FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at
ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call.
Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's song; just
to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call
well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used
the office landline to call her. I said Ok.
Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was so Happy to pick the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her
number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank. Really painful......
What should I do?
Should i flog her? Yes or No

when money no involve

allenroundabout:
Today is my wedding anniversary. I got married in 2010. I actually don't know if my marriage is a curse or there are other forces affecting my life.

I went into my marriage with 6 trucks and they were all working within southwest. All the trucks are gone!

I am a 37year old man from Enugu state. I got married at the age of 31 to a beautiful lady from Edo state.

I started my logistic company when I left my salary job in 2007. I started with 3 trucks and I was able to grow and acquired 3 more trucks before 2010.

I met my wife when she was serving in Enugu. I visited my parent in enugu that very year. We got talking and one thing led to the other. She got pregnant towards the end of her service year and moved in with me immediately after her service.

We had our traditional wedding, though her mum (father is late) wasn't at the wedding. She didn't inform her, she said she doesn't have a relationship with her and that they are not in talking terms. Though her aunt (her mum sister) was actively involved and present. She made up with her mum years later and they are both fine now.

I lost my 6 trucks in 3years with debts that I had to settle by selling my uncompleted buildings in Enugu and Lagos. I have not paid some debts till now. Note that I acquired those properties before my wedding.

I lost 2 trucks in 2010 December, lost 1 in 2011, then lost remaining 3 trucks to accident in 2013.

It usually happened whenever we quarreled and she got really angry. That very night, I would see myself being locked up by a man in a room with an iron gate in my dream. The next trip for any of my trucks would be an accident or there would be a major problem on the road.

I was out of business in 2014 to mid 2015 when I decided to travel out of Nigeria for some hustling. I told my wife about my plan but she said she is sure my plan is to marry another woman when I get to Europe. I made some promises to her before I left.
On getting to the airport in holland, I was put into the next flight to Lagos from Schipol airport in Holland.

I became very broke after the failed trip and I had to open up to friends and family who still thought I was a big man. I was able to secure a 35k salary job through a friend. My wife came to my place of work, told my boss that I beat her. She lied! (I have never done that before and I didn't do it). I lost the job.

In all this, I have always struggled to pay our rent, we pay our son school fee together while she handles 75% of food stuff in the house. She works and earns around 65k. She has been supportive.

I have prayed and she has prayed too, but nothing has changed in my finance. It is getting worse everyday. One night, I prayed and begged God to reveal to me the source of my problem, I had a dream that night. In the dream, my wife told me she is married to the prince of their kingdom and that the prince is always with us sometimes on the bed when we are sleeping. She said his boys are the one I always see fighting me in my dreams. My wife told me all this in my dream. I am scared of discussing this dream with my wife because she is a prayerful woman and it will sound like I am saying she is the cause of my problem. I am confused.

I also consulted a pastor, the pastor said witches are seriously dealing with me. He also said my wife has a spiritual husband that is very powerful. He warned me never to discuss any of my plans with my wife again. That I should always tell her after the execution of such plans (plans that has to do with my business). I find it strange and hard to believe, what is the essence of having a wife if we can have 100% openness. I continue to discuss my business plans with wifey and they are always failing. Sometimes I will be too happy to hide it from her. (Lol)

We have a small car that is strictly for taking my son to school. My rent expired in May and there is no hope of money for me. Landlord is already on me. If I sell this last only car to pay this rent, what are we going to sell to pay the next rent? I think maybe we should separate for a while and when things change for better again, we can come together. I have not discussed this with my wife. Is this a right step? Her mum and her mum sis (they are both widows) has a big house here in Lagos, she can move to the house while I get a driving job with an accommodation package. This way, I can support and pay my son's school fee.

Please people advice me.

Bro Come forward! Come! Come! You should not be afraid, What is happening to you eh! It's not ordinary oh! God has remembered you today... Oyaa raise your hand up... Raise it up very well! Then bend it and place it on your head... Preferably where your mind tells you your brain is located... your stomach or your head. Then repeat this prayer after me... *My father! My father* Where ever they have buried my sense and my brain... *In my maternal village* *In my paternal village* *in the coven* Let them Vomit it now! Oya start shouting it with anger ! Shooooooouuuuuuut it grin cool


when you finish that prayer bro run away for your life other wise your death is knocking at your door....

you enter death trap not marriage

allenroundabout:
Today is my wedding anniversary. I got married in 2010. I actually don't know if my marriage is a curse or there are other forces affecting my life.

I went into my marriage with 6 trucks and they were all working within southwest. All the trucks are gone!

I am a 37year old man from Enugu state. I got married at the age of 31 to a beautiful lady from Edo state.

I started my logistic company when I left my salary job in 2007. I started with 3 trucks and I was able to grow and acquired 3 more trucks before 2010.

I met my wife when she was serving in Enugu. I visited my parent in enugu that very year. We got talking and one thing led to the other. She got pregnant towards the end of her service year and moved in with me immediately after her service.

We had our traditional wedding, though her mum (father is late) wasn't at the wedding. She didn't inform her, she said she doesn't have a relationship with her and that they are not in talking terms. Though her aunt (her mum sister) was actively involved and present. She made up with her mum years later and they are both fine now.

I lost my 6 trucks in 3years with debts that I had to settle by selling my uncompleted buildings in Enugu and Lagos. I have not paid some debts till now. Note that I acquired those properties before my wedding.

I lost 2 trucks in 2010 December, lost 1 in 2011, then lost remaining 3 trucks to accident in 2013.

It usually happened whenever we quarreled and she got really angry. That very night, I would see myself being locked up by a man in a room with an iron gate in my dream. The next trip for any of my trucks would be an accident or there would be a major problem on the road.

I was out of business in 2014 to mid 2015 when I decided to travel out of Nigeria for some hustling. I told my wife about my plan but she said she is sure my plan is to marry another woman when I get to Europe. I made some promises to her before I left.
On getting to the airport in holland, I was put into the next flight to Lagos from Schipol airport in Holland.

I became very broke after the failed trip and I had to open up to friends and family who still thought I was a big man. I was able to secure a 35k salary job through a friend. My wife came to my place of work, told my boss that I beat her. She lied! (I have never done that before and I didn't do it). I lost the job.

In all this, I have always struggled to pay our rent, we pay our son school fee together while she handles 75% of food stuff in the house. She works and earns around 65k. She has been supportive.

I have prayed and she has prayed too, but nothing has changed in my finance. It is getting worse everyday. One night, I prayed and begged God to reveal to me the source of my problem, I had a dream that night. In the dream, my wife told me she is married to the prince of their kingdom and that the prince is always with us sometimes on the bed when we are sleeping. She said his boys are the one I always see fighting me in my dreams. My wife told me all this in my dream. I am scared of discussing this dream with my wife because she is a prayerful woman and it will sound like I am saying she is the cause of my problem. I am confused.

I also consulted a pastor, the pastor said witches are seriously dealing with me. He also said my wife has a spiritual husband that is very powerful. He warned me never to discuss any of my plans with my wife again. That I should always tell her after the execution of such plans (plans that has to do with my business). I find it strange and hard to believe, what is the essence of having a wife if we can have 100% openness. I continue to discuss my business plans with wifey and they are always failing. Sometimes I will be too happy to hide it from her. (Lol)

We have a small car that is strictly for taking my son to school. My rent expired in May and there is no hope of money for me. Landlord is already on me. If I sell this last only car to pay this rent, what are we going to sell to pay the next rent? I think maybe we should separate for a while and when things change for better again, we can come together. I have not discussed this with my wife. Is this a right step? Her mum and her mum sis (they are both widows) has a big house here in Lagos, she can move to the house while I get a driving job with an accommodation package. This way, I can support and pay my son's school fee.

Please people advice me.

brb

IamKashyBaby:
I personally do not believe in this "spiritual"
thing or ish...

This will not solve ur problem if u keep relying on this matter..u lost ur biznesz, u lost ur job & now ur broke...

Why not talk to ur wife how to sort out all ur problems especially in financial aspect sha? Too many rich ppol who hit the rock bottom as well..Now, pointing fingers on whose to blame is NOT an option..

you dont have to believe i just pray you dont experience it.

my dear brother everything is one step at a time just believe in your self from 15k to 150k with time all we be well.......

ShawttySoFyne:
Sister thought she was missing ,
but she was somewhere getting digmatized

What is digmatized again nitori olohun

What a man can do a woman can do better...


Just one bullet

Its has finish

Igbo kuenu.....

Development never tire us

jennyluv090:
Can somebody tell me where I have gone wrong. We have been married for 3 years and have a lovely son. We both want another child but my husband hardly touches me. He asked me to move to my room because the cry of the baby disturbs him at night. Now when I need sex badly i have to go to his room start initiate sex. No pre-intimacy. Most times, he tells me he s tired. On the other times he would penetrate me and even before i become wet in 3o seconds, he has released. I really dont know how to handle this. I love my husband. Im sure he s battling on how to solve his problem but he keeps blaming me infront of his family that i am the reason we dont have a second child. I have been tempted on one or 2 occasions to tell them about his bedroom problems, but i choose to save his ego.

Please help out!!

Just reading this my dick is already shouting hallelujah


Vaslin crew Nigeria association.

teflonaire:
Nigerians will go there and buy this peice of shit and import into this confused nation... Nigeria is like a waste bin to ther nations of the world. too bad.

Forget o nah where to get money be koko glad to buy and sell once i make my money...

IPOB i salute you o

KimberlyWest:
Sex doesn't but contraceptive(pills) does.

Question answered. Next!

Speaking from experience

Who does that? You you fire when her village people desend on her Biko No

I NO DO

Chukwudi4naija:
Just negodu. Na u go Bleep am afta d girl don die. They need to keep you from going close to a mortuary b4 u bleep person mama.

Are you sick or what I find it hard to understand the trash you talking about

Guy you better cool down, you die them go still Bleep am, you kill her you go to jail them go still Bleep am then who loose? Move on with your life and be thankful for saving your life from divorcee

Girls of now adays are trash...

Gbese re