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BrainnewsNg:
https://www.brainnewsng.com/4-types-ladies-21st-century

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viviangist:
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dwilliams:
Rubbish, as if d motor fit drive me go heaven

crisycent:
Strong man

IneedSugarMumy1:
Since on Tuesday I've been here to this very moment they've not shake the light here, they don't take light here, chaiii ordinary Ghana come de get light pass naija nawaaa ooo I no fit cry sha, but the sun for here hash pass north Korea hate for America, we no de come out for day time ( tamale is northern part of Ghana, dominated by Muslims)

Them no de do okada for here (motor bike business) but bikes for here pass motor, even you de ride bike here you be big boy, then if you get Car you be baba olowo, so in the evening i decided to take a walk around ....

Apina:
Have u said those same words to ur father this night? Ewu!

Apina:
The man of the match award officially goes to the referee. Another reason why African football is scrap

Bullhari007:
just gerrout of here

Bullhari007:
OGA work on your grammar... hope you are not one of this sacked teachers from Kaduna

BrainnewsNg:
. Ask all of them to order to their fill, even make ‘take-away’ plans for them. Then, you run away.

This is one of the more wicked things to do to your date and her friend(s). It might look difficult to achieve because you pay at the counter before taking the food away, but I have a way you can pull the stunt.

When they come, you don’t just go to order immediately. You get familiar first. Then you ask them what they would like. Tell them to feel free and eat whatever. Even make them feel like you knew they would be coming.

Ask them to make the order and that you need to either pee/answer a call…or better still, fake call and walk away to look for network. Or tell them you forgot your card in the car. Just get them to go to the counter and fool themselves.

Then, you VANISH! Not only will your date learn the lesson, the atenu friends will learn too. Next time she won’t come on a date with friends.

4. Run as soon as you see her appear with her friend(s). Abort the date!

This one may look cowardly, but it’s a possible solution for those times when you really don’t have money to cater for anyone more than your date. When you can’t take it on, better to run away and live to fight another day.

So here is how you pull this off. The moment you sight them from afar, put your phone for airplane mode. Find a way to run off from the other side if there is one, or just look for a way to disappear.

Call her later in the night, give her an excuse, and complain that the network was fluctuating. Use that money you for spend, buy better fufu and soup. You better spend the money on yourself than on random people.

Another way to escape this situation, in case you were caught off guard, and she already appeared with her friends is to fake an ‘important’ call. Step out with your phones and wallet, disappear, switch off your phones!

5. Buy water for yourself and for all of them.

What better way to make a statement than to do something they will not recover from in years! Buy only bottled water for all including yourself. Since you all are now having a conference, there should be no heavy meal. Water should serve the purpose! lol.

6. As soon as they arrive, buy your meal, take away, and leave them wondering where you are going.

This method is going to require you being totally mean. Just rise from your seat the moment you see them, step to the counter and order for your meal in a take away pack.

Smile at them, say hello and walk out like you were not even there for a date in the first place. She will get the message without you having to say much.

7. Buy only for yourself and make them watch you.

You can as well use this as an alternative as number 6 above. Instead of buying the food and walking out, be more daring by taking the food to their table.

Sit and eat away, smiling and chatting like you don’t even have a clue what’s going on in their heads.

8. Buy one meatpie and break it to all of them like you are breaking “holy communion.”

This is the final and most savage of them all.

Since your date has chosen to bring a friend or friends along, apply the law of diminishing returns. The more they are, the lesser your budget.

Get one meatpie and break it into the number of friends present, including your date and yourself. Equal parts, well divided. Eat and be merry, there is love in sharing. What better way to show generousity and chilvary? lol.

That’s it for this week. If you know other sweeter ways to punish girls for coming on a date with friends, please share with us in the comments below.

Which of the eight ways do you like most?

NOTE: try it at ur own risk lol, don’t say i taught u oo okay.

Source: https://www.brainnewsng.com/8-ways-punish-girls-come-date-friends

nickxtra:
What do I gain more for doing a postgraduate study at NOUN, rather than in a conventional University?

..just asking, pls

johnflex:
Guys i need help! im 33, after 3 weks of an argument and no communication, my girlfriend of 3 years of courtship told me she was pregnant, and she and her mum has been pressuring me to marry her claiming tht in thier family, if a man doesnt do the needful before marriage that the child belongs to them, i love this girl so much in spite of her characters which my parents dont like and dont support the union, even after she had embarrassed and slapped me in the public before, but im not the local traditional type and i overlooked these things, now the problem is theyre threathening to take out the baby, even after i had accepted that im responsible, thier reason is that the mum made the same mistake in the past and she doesnt want her child to do the same, i explained to her that il take full responsibility of the pregnancy and we should allow the baby come first and then i promise i would marry the daughter, i even plan to send the girl to the states to give birth and probable send her to school in canada, expalining to them further my reasons for not marrying now is that my parents are not yet convinced about her and they feel shes trying to use this pregnancy to hold me down, because they know i neva had the intention of settling down with a nigerian girl in the first place, a little about me, i own 2 international businesses, 2 cars each worth 4m at least, a house and other properties, take at least 2 trips a year, all my folks are abroad, but i feel funny because im not a womanizer and the girl knows this, so im suprrised at why the rush, now all my extended families now know about my situation and i felt the whole relationship has become too toxic to go into as im afriad of making a mess and i needed some time, its difficult to deal when all your family dont support u to go into it, but i dont blame my family in thier decision because i feel like i let all the cats about her out of the bag by letting them into the details of the relationship and its events which i regret, i love her and im afriad i might also be making a mistake if i do not marry her as i might loose her, as she has been there for me in spite of every embarrasment she has gone thru becos of me, guys i rili need you opinoon, married men opinion in particular. thanks

CastedDude:
Controversial Nigerian pastor, Prophet Andrew Ejimadu popularly known as SEER 1 of Christ Freedom, has claimed to have healed a 28-year-old man simply identified as Anthony who allegedly became pregnant after sleeping with his master's wife in his absence. The pastor who is currently in South Africa, claims the young man was healed by his anointing oil.

Below is a report shared by the church online;

Anthony is a 28 years old boy, he has been serving his master for the past 6 years.

Twelve months ago his master travelled to China to buy goods, at night the wife to his master went to his bedroom and seduced him, forcing him to make love to her.

Starting from that day Anthony became pregnant, a baby was always moving in his tummy, he went to the hospital and the hospital confirmed that Anthony (a man) was pregnant.

They took him to everywhere including so many churches but his condition worsened.

Finally they brought him to me, Immediately I Anointed his tummy with DO AS I SAY OIL, the evil baby disappeared, his tummy was reduced to a six packed flat tummy within a space of 2 minutes.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/pastor-reveals-man-got-pregnant-sleeping-masters-wife-photos.html

Vizboy1:
People might have a private jet, private number,
private enterprise,
private what so ever,
but atleast i'm proud to own a private part, and thats a reason to thank God too.
My case is different