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;DOya make all of una contribute money to support me.

I pray make e be say na delayed menstruation.

I pray make e say na delayed menstruation.

Thanks guys. I guess naivety got the better of me.

Hi guys, how long does it take for a girl to get pregnant after sex. I had sex with my Bae last week Thursday, yesterday she told me she's not seen her menstrual cycle. I am so confused right now. She doesn't want an abortion and I can’t even feed myself well let alone raising a family. It was my first time oh.
Tongue lashing and good advice are welcome.

Can you imagine! ope o, aja mi ti gbera.

Apply for my own visa too make me sef enter Alan plane. Meanwhile, as for the the YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, well, meet me in my office. I will tell you.

Awon smellos, op no dey confuse person jare. I come dey wonder wetin be flatulate. Anyway, depending on the smell intensity. Some mess dey spoil nose.

This Op get time sha. Typing this long epistle on how to chat with girls. I dey look you for HD telescope. Any girl who thinks am boring should liven things up, after all, no be must say she will dance to my tune.

Legendary legendus, I get one new catch for area. She dey form lovey dovey. Every day, she must request for small osusu from me either to buy skirt for church qoir. Abeg I wan login to her Internet. Show me the way as e dey hot cos I am new in the game though I dey camouflage wella.

I wonder why this trash made front page.If my gal is not proud of me because I don't live in a nice crib,then make she go hustle her own.After all,una be our help mate not parasites

There's a tracer cloud sent by Zeddicus Zul Zorander,follow it,it'll lead you to the promise land.

Odi kwa egwu

Ankara and mouth odour.

Alaye, na business proposal u dey write?

Ah swear, I go examine dem to be sure.

Since they're about a 150million people in naija, I will take 150million naira and share it to every family in Nigeria.

Ayaf suffered. Jokes apart, What do I do?

Hello guys, please I need your advice on this; A girl whom I loved so much recently told me she can't date me anymore coz of my tribe and religion. The problem now is; when I visit her place of work and don't sit close to her or give her my attention, she becomes very moody.I still love her even after she said it's over. She loves me too as
I don't need a sootsayer to tell me but my problem is, I can't stop thinking about her and neither do I want to loose her friendship.
What do I do?

;DMilkers milking the milk

It's been almost a year now and I still can't stop thinking about her.

No man, it ain't infatuation.

Hi guys, please I need your advice;
There's this gal at my place of work, from the very first day we met, av had my eyes on her of which she knows about. She told me plainly that she likes me too but she already haş a boyfriend. Moreso, she's had so much heartbreak. I understood her completely but how do I let go of my feelings for her.

;DWhodeyhere, you no hold am well that's why she pretend like say nothing happened.

Jaiyelogy.

What do we call this? Okay I got an idea. .....uhmm it's call Synodeche.

Kilo kan mi pelu jjc....next ;DKilo kan mi pelu jjc....next

[b][/b][color=#006600][/color]Like seriously, that thing doesn't look like an oil well driller.it looks like aka okwe..