Ishilove:

Nasty. Flatulating where people are present is downright rude and nasty and I don't do that even in the midst of my family members.

When it happens in error, I vigorously deny with a grin on my face. Of course they know I'm the one but we go through the motions of denial

The highest I can do in the presence of a lover is to belch thunderously. The kind of belch that will make the windows rattle and ceilings vibrate.

Lezzlie:
So you're going to be running of and denying eaxh time you flatulate around your husband?

Ishilove:

That's the thing: I will make conscious effort not to fart in his presence but if I do, I go turn am to joke.

I will tell him ''babe, just relax and take a deep breath''

Lezzlie:
looolz, isn't that tiresome for someone you'll spend the rest of your life with?

Ishilove:

No it isn't. It's a part of me so it can't get tiresome.

Anyway that's why we need to marry our friends. When you marry your friend, you operate at a level where certain things are permissible because you understand each other. Farting where people are is a nasty habit but with a lover who understands, he will not take offence and you two can joke about it.

That doesn't mean it should be even contemplated. It is just NASTY

Lezzlie:
You're getting closer.

True lovers can trump depending on their compatibility level. After all fart is just an emission of gas, no more no less.

It's too natural to be shy about. Come to think of it, there's no toilet for Farting

Ishilove:

You speak as a man. A lot of men are gross and see nothing wrong in farting with reckless abandon. Us ladies are more restrained and genteel

Ishilove:

You speak as a man. A lot of men are gross and see nothing wrong in farting with reckless abandon. Us ladies are more restrained and genteel

Lezzlie:
There are various stratum of compatibility and that's the beginning of total unselfconsciousness.

When you find that with one, it's a relationship that transcends the physical.

Silkmoth33:

But none d less, a fart is a fart! Be it gently perfused or done with reckless abandon


Infact! The silent once kill faster as you don't realize which direction the stink bomb was implanted!

Ishilove:

My brother, those ones that follow the laws of osmosis are the deadliest

Ishilove:

My dear ehn, I don't think I can ever fart like that. If I don't fart like that where my sibs are, I doubt I can do same with my lover

Silkmoth33:
Diffusion abi osmosis? what semipermeable membrane are you on about? Your superabsorbent tampoon?

Lezzlie:
You're meant to be closer to me than your sibs

After all, I'll travel within you, further than any dare venture.

Ishilove:

Diffusion o, osmosis o, all join. E don tey wey manpikin comot from secondary school

Silkmoth33:

Ishilove:

You silver tongued devil, you... how further?

Okay I get your point, but even at that, ah, e go hard to just open nyash and release choking sulphorous gases into the atmosphere

Ishilove:

You're a science student?

Silkmoth33:
you have been conquered

Ishilove:

I don't follow...

So you're a baby dokita?

Silkmoth33:
Im a top ranking Likita! not an infant

Ishilove:

As long as you're still a student, you're a baby dokita!

Silkmoth33:
What you don't get honey!, is dat all likitas are students till dey leave(dishonourably or honourably) the academic line of the medical profession.

Will you wait till I'm a professor before going out with me?

Silkmoth33:
What you don't get honey!, is dat all likitas are students till dey leave(dishonourably or honourably) the academic line of the medical profession.

Will you wait till I'm a professor before going out with me?

Ishilove:

Ehen, so you're a practicing dokita?? Ha, I don hammer!! Free medical services!!

*bats eyelashes* oh Dr Silk, won't you come hither unto me?

Silkmoth33:


U be fish!


I will definitely come hither unto thee!

I love it when the conversation changes all of a sudden! Even on the streets there is dis aura of respect that dawns on some girls faces when I mention it for d first time.

Silkmoth33:
Final year student

Ishilove:

You silver tongued devil, you... how further?

Okay I get your point, but even at that, ah, e go hard to just open nyash and release choking sulphorous gases into the atmosphere