The caption should be '' Everybody in lagos dey mad.

oya limpopo

;DI love nairaland coz this is where you read comments that'll make you laugh out your worries.

.PR stunt. Anyone who actually believes this OP is a.........

After saying I do, in front of pastor, your in-laws, your first line of action was to......
How does your remorsefulness undo the done?
Pathetic.

,you sef fart whenever she's eating. It's called completing the square method.

Abeg where's anti? Him fictional write up I no read am finish mbok.

Op,you try oh. I wonder how you manage type all these publication.

ubunja:

4 biggest Lies women use to manipulate men
1.boys dont sag boobs,nature does (so when her boobs touch the floor after a decade of hoering you wont complain. Hey! it was the gravity!! )
2.too much sex doesnt coz loose pvssy ( so when u marry an Ex-Hoe her pvssy is normal,its your d!ck thats too small )
3.single mothers give the best love ( true but coz she already got the sperm she wanted.what she needs now is a loser with money to raise that baby from her ideal man )
4.women reach their sexual peak at 35 ( so u will ignore the fresh nubile virgins at 19 to focus on middle aged ex-sex spree runners who now want a chance to settle with u ,and use that moola u been saving all those years being single and unloved ).

women are masters of this Game.
GENTS KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

Robo ske ske ,Robo ske ske , if no be you then tell me who oh.
Robo ske ske,robo yeske, nobody messing with my boo oh.

If wishes were horses, men would....

Citytv,I promise to be faithful to u for life

But wait o,why do guys like proposing in public places sef

Where is this anti sef?U dey labour room ni

Abeg who get samadora or karishika cassette make una borrow me

This NL is fast becoming a dump site where cl;wns go and splatter trash upandan.

Oro rada rada, u dey waka nude for him house thinking he is blind Abi, Kwontinu.

,haba this op sef.How many men u don see?
I dey suspect u

Chai OP can lie sha,,,how u take know say him never use atm before

OP abeg na where u get ur own news?Always get ur facts right b4 u post on social media.He only signed a contract extension no increment was made.He still earns the same amount as b4 which is 365,000 pounds per week.

Where's the entrance puliz

That's very simple somtin nah,just go to tejuosho market and start from there thank me later

Piercedclit,am looking for someone to spoil me abeg help my matter.

I am guilty of number 1

Over reliance on the male folks+sai baba regime=Constant headaches.
Ndi ichie kwee nu

Husband material=Handsome,rich,sexy,God fearing and a bedmatician

It's always important to apply ako na uche in everything we do.How can dimkpa di ka nwokem a wey him parents spend money for go just graduate,the first thing wey him go do na to dey cry ontop woman matter.Bros if to say u near me ehn,i go give u ezigbote aka nti.

but wait o,which one be adams apple?

Abeg wetin crush mean sef coz I don't understand.

I already know that abortion is murder which was the reason I delayed making the decision. Not that I am too small to father a child, I am not ready. I wouldn't want to father a child that I can't cater for.

Hy guys, it's me again. Last time, I posted a thread here, asking how long it takes for a girl to get pregnant after sex. Most of you might start seeing me as a wailer. I have explained the situation of things to her so she could abort the pregnancy. Guess what she said, she thinks I have achieved my objectives which was to get into her pants. So she says I will have to give her 20k to abort the pregnancy. I don't intend to abandon her but she's not helping matters at all. She's making it look like I forced her when actually it was mutual. Since the day she told me about it, I spend #700 on a daily basis. Guys, make una check balance am now, she never born I don dey spend like this. If she come born nko, no be die be that. I really don't know what to do right now.
The truth is I am a novice in this game. Make una put me online.