₦airaland Forum

Bisi Ezerioha! Which kind name be this? How can you join Yoruba with Igbo? Abi ur California father never yan you say if you mix ewedu with our ofe nsala, say you go purge? Nwoke m degharia afa gi a! Unless you meant to write Ndubisi Ezerioha

When we were in Government College, it was rare seeing a Journalist write stories in terrible English. I was taught to ''steer clear''and not to ''stay clear''. These things are idiomatic expressions that convey indirect meanings. Mr. Freelancer, take note!

Saraki's senate is a disaster! It's been the weakest and the only senate that trembles when the president shouts.

''He noted that no police IG has ever refused to appear before the senate since Nigeria started practising democracy''.

This 8th Senate if filled with weaklings! I only respect Enyinnaya Abaribe, Dino Melaye, Shehu Sani and a few others who discern very fast. Maybe, because former governors are more in number, which is why Saraki is displaying timidity. Check out the era of Chuba Okadigbo, Anyim Pius Anyim, Ken Nnamani, David Mark...you dare not try nonsense as an IGP because they'd actually make do their threat to impeach the president. Nonetheless, the best is for Saraki to remain in APC, work with PDP and Obasanjo's NCM to change this nonsense.

Bukola Saraki is superintending over the dullest, weakest and dumbest senate ever, since 1999 till date. Can anyone compare the era of Ken Nnamani, Chuba Okadigbo, Anyim Pius Anyim or David Mark with this stuff? Never!
The essence of the Senate or Reps chamber is to checkmate the excesses of the Executive Arm but here we are seeing a Senate President who is obviously cowardly because the president has been hounding him here and there with corruption charges. Yes, Bukola wake up! Charge that chamber and send your foot soldiers after him. The mum kept amid everyday killing of Nigerians is impeachable. The purchase of fighter jet without due process is corruption and impeachable. Guy, wake up!! Impeachment brings money to the pockets of Senators, if u no know, make u know now!! Impeachment can bring out the best among the executive in terms of being alive to their responsibilities.

kolawoleibukun:
Igbos are like disease to their own selves.
They will spray money on others at weddings. Spend millions to marry a girl. Show off in luxury fleets and build exorbitant mansions in foreign.

In their own hometown, they will build second-class homes and fence it off. But the roads leading to their homes are piles of mess. They do not want the poor to benefit from their own wealth. They want to give salt and bread to the poor so as to be perpetually praised and held in high regards.

Look at their roads and bridges. Everyone cares about his personal cash. But the ogbo man is the first to contribute for any devopment in Lagos. Wherever there is no light, igbo man will move in there and personally pay for NEPA connection. The igbo man will aggitate for the construction of bridges in Lagos. They complain of traffic jam hence the government makes the moves.

Unfortunately in their own states, nothing moves. The only governor to have made major changes in the east is Sullivan who constructed roads which had been a major setback for Enugu state.

Okorocha built a statute of Zuma, a man regarded as a criminal in his own hometown. There is no agitation and no conscience at all. Funny enough people go to take selfies by these statutes of criminals.

The on-goings in Anambra is like a war of thugs. Everyone is choked up in his own pride. They want to measure up with the next person. Everyone wants to step on someone and no one wants to be stepped on. The spirit on negative competition. In all the money and boasts from Anambrarians, Anambra is still an eye-sore giving that development of the Igbos began started from there. The earliest top easterners who rose to the helms of any government position or who height of capitalism came from Anambra. They boast of it and they fail to realize that is it a curse. The very first president, first governor general, first senate president and first millionaire or billionaire all came from Anambra. But go to Anambra today, more than a half of her children are outside the state. They have invested trillions elsewhere. They cannot live in the mansions that they build in their hometown. It is like a curse. They are hugely involved in rituals and unscrupulous means of earnings. The average Anambrarian has dual-religion and is supportive of illegality.

People from Imo state have danced their waists to foolery. Imo and Abia are beautiful. They are the most beautiful of all Igbos. . But to what end? When you talk of Handicraft, Abia is grade-A. They create and they are decent. But, when the head is twisted the brain moves along with it.
People from Imo state have used their traditional to destroy themselves. The tradition and attitudes are very bad. Gossip and evil-oriented agendas have destroyed those people. They cannot move forward. Owerri is the helm of success in those places yet who wants to go to Owerri? No one!

The east is not a choice place to live for the average Igbo man. They are all seeking greener pastures elsewhere.

This bridge has been this way for years but no one cares. They will rather seek alternative route than repair a place that is not their very own plot.

Shame on the pride of igbos. It has eaten up your success.

Do not blame the government for everything. Lagos was not developed by the government, but by the people. Igbos inclusive. Igbos have developed even badagry. Today, there is not boundary between Lagos and Ogun state thanks to Igbos. Soon, there will be no border between Seme and Cotonou, thanks to Igbos.


This is Igbo through the eyes of an outsider.

Just check out your name: KOLAWOLE IBUKUN meaning: Kola - short for Kolanut; Ole wole - ''thief enters a home'' in Yoruba language; Ibu - Heavy load in Igbo language; Kun - chameleon in South Korean language. From all these, it's clear you've never left the shores of that Python-infested forest surrounding that ogbomoso village. Stay off Igbo and their affairs! Kitikpa ocha gbagbukwe gi ebe afu!!

To get ordinary teaching job in Nigeria requires a PhD but to become Nigeria's president requires only school cert. The founding fathers of Nigeria are the ones lazy, not the youth. Imagine a NEPA bill certificate holder Yanning with Harvard Trump. There was a country and that country was carved from the South.

Nairaland is gradually turning itself to a garbage. You criticize their interest, they ban you. People post stupid things that even kids from creche understand the logic, Nairaland abi na koboland go carry the thing, gbosaa for front page without thinking twice. I run a business where I deal with 200-300 people daily. But I understand the negative, the ugly, the bad and the good. As a result, I sieve rubbish very fast and my workers think I'm a white man because we grow with the good only. Grow up Mr. Koboland! Ban me for correcting you, OK!!

I just love Igbos, very formidable and united all over the world, not one lazy group threatening to blow up oil pipeline in Urhobo land if FUPRE didn't get 45billion naira. Abegii.. !! I fear Trump, as a ''mad man'' may just wake up and announce Biafra one morning. Meanwhile, Buhari paid for fighter jet but see how security in Nigeria enter wrong hand.

Empty threat from weak people living near water. Only threat from Igbo thugs can be taken seriously but Python dey nah.

For hating Nnamdi Kanu who came to give the youths and hapless Nigerians strength to resist injustice, for keeping quiet and supporting the proscription of IPOB, I say enjoy the killings because a woman who fetched ants-infested firewood has invited lizards for a meeting. Only children see herbal leaves and call it vegetable.

Coded7:
Fading fast, very soon they (bbn yeyebrities) will be so plenty. It will become very difficult for them to be called popular. Giving first class graduate 1k reward, then rewarding stupidity n nudity with 45m. The world is sick.

Business sense often looks sick. BB Naija is business but you see it otherwise. And that's why most Igbos don't agree with the rest of Nigerians because for society to prosper one must reason sickly--see Trump, see Macron, see Merkel, they all reason with business sense, so they're sick, and Buhari is not sick.

These people speak terrible English each time they open their mouth. I don't understand their education! That said:
Fayemi is desperate and applying all kinds of illegality to push Fayoshe out. And illegality leads to jail, so it's Fayemi that may go to jail. I often visit Ekiti, and operating from my Adebayo road house, I know how Ekiti Street people talk bad of Fayemi. Pulling the crowd as a Minister is obviously different from the ordinary people who cast the votes. The minister representing Enugu state in Buhari's cabinet comes home with such crowd. But bros.., on election day, he'll lose that polling booth near his house. It has happened before. Besides, I see Fayoshe becoming a running mate to a northerner in PDP, while Ike Ekweremadu becomes the next senate president. This is what was revealed to us in our ''white nwintches'' meeting yesterday night

These people speak terrible English each time they open their mouth. I don't understand their education! That said:
Fayemi is desperate and applying all kinds of illegality to push Fayoshe out. And illegality leads to jail, so it's Fayemi that may go to jail. I often visit Ekiti, and operating from my Adebayo road house, I know how Ekiti Street people talk bad of Fayemi. Pulling the crowd as a Minister is obviously different from the ordinary people who cast the votes. The minister representing Enugu state in Buhari's cabinet comes home with such crowd. But bros.., on election day, he'll lose that polling booth near his house. It has happened before. Besides, I see Fayoshe becoming a running mate to a northerner in PDP, while Ike Ekweremadu becomes the next senate president. This is what was revealed to us in our ''white nwintches'' meeting yesterday night

Afonja na afo ojo

Carlyboi:
The name sef!

ANOMNEZE meaning I'M ON THE THRONE in Igbo Language

Truth be told! Igbo girls are pretty and very healthy, with no smelling pvssy. If you want to ''chop'' good soup with semo, pay for it! That said...
Poor families may have one or two shylocks who may want to high-up bride price but rich families will say, their priority is for you to take absolute care of their daughter. Above all, kinsmen may ask for about 50k with other minor things but the girl's father may just take 1k therefrom and give the rest back to you. It's sweet to marry Igbo because they stay in marriage.

If you go to a foreign land, don't join the ''fast lane''. That lane is slippery and deadly. Work as an artisan, get enrolled in their school to enable you compete with locals. Be patient and use ''Nigerian brain'' combined with what you learned in their school to create job for yourself. That's what I did! I bet you, you'll be surprised how the society will bless you. Drugs or gang crime, 419, Yahoo.Yahoo, OBT etc, will earn you jail, death or lethal injection which will see you die once you're deported. I've seen some of my guys overseas who have big hotels in Naija but are already dead because the money was too hot to handle since It came from a fast lane. RIP TO THE DEAD!!

RealGucci:
catfish with pork meat wit cold goldberg only
last time i ate suya was 2017 sept
since i vomitted it

i neva go back to my vomit

Hia..Goldberg? A salty and cheap beer popular in South West. That one with suya, na suicide nah No quote me oh..please, cold dey hama me here for blokos, for NPA road, Warri.

Igbo girls' pussy clean pass eva water but they only like to marry themselves. I lost my Igbo corper girlfriend to one large importer @Lagos.I want to marry Igbo girl I dey Ibadan here, check my signature.

The governors prefer Oyegun to anyone else because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. They trust that Oyegun can do their biddings. But in order to put a cosmetic impression that internal democracy exists in APC and to not make it look as if the governors are not loyal to the president who had earlier stood with Tinubu for a total dissolution of the executive, they now agreed but that Oyegun can still re-contest. The grand plan is that the governors will unanimously work for Oyegun's re-election. And the President will be happy for it. Let's watch as it unfolds!

The governors prefer Oyegun to anyone else because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. They trust that Oyegun can do their biddings. But in order to put a cosmetic impression that internal democracy exists in APC and to not make it look as if the governors are not loyal to the president who had earlier stood with Tinubu for a total dissolution of the executive, they now agreed but that Oyegun can still re-contest. The grand plan is that the governors will unanimously work for Oyegun's re-election. And the President will be happy for it. Let's watch as it unfolds!

When a ''body'' needs too much maintenance to be beautiful then that ''body'' lacks beauty. That's why I want to marry from Igbo land

Deltayankeeboi:
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS HOW
ARE YOU TODAY. .
OH SORRY I FORGOT. YOU
GUYS ARE STILL SUFFERING IN
THAT SHITHOLE, NOT GOOD,
DEVASTATED, HUNGRY, WRETCHED, POOR AND WITH NO HOPE FOR A BETTER
FUTURE.
SORRY THO. OVER HERE IN UK
LIFE IS GOOD FOR US. WE ARE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.

UK means Ukulele street for Ugheli town ba? Your forming no even sound intelligible, sef.

The other day, I saw where Tinubu was selling APC brooms at a market corner. Just make I hail am, ''oga how far? ...na here Buhari kon reduce you keep?''. But before I go understand wetin dey, lalasticlala and Segun kon ban me, I kon wake up What a sweet dream!!

Ewedurudeen Green Soup eating lazy sloths shall continue to die of poverty and backwardness in Nigeria, while Igbos overun the entire world. Are you still celebrating your Buhari/Osinbajo victory? You've not seen anything. Buhari till 2050!! People must die, in one way or the other, especially strong men who are determined to change their destiny but not sleep-and-fvck-only Kind of people like you who come here to brag their emptiness.. But the worst death is when that salary you all take can no longer sustain you and you die by installment hoping to reach pension age. I pity your ''sophisticatedness''.

Regina chukwu is food for mature and rich adults like us. Nairaland children, steer clear!! In fact, she and this girl....

The Police will further abate, perpetrate and perpetuate the crime by releasing them after 2 days, instead of giving them long jail term or placing R.I.P. on them.

Dandsome:
This is a wake up call for everyone.

The Ibo, Yoruba or Hausa man ain`t our problem as Nigeria. Our problem is the Fulani man. Until you realize that we`ll always be tied down.

Mind you, Hausa man is different from the fulani man. Don`t make any mistake.



RIP to the dead

To those alive, be vigilant and get you pvc. Vote out the current fulani man (Mr I don`t Know) in aso rock.

Any tribe will do except fulani.

They aren`t Nigerians in the first place.So if Nigeria burns to the ground, they lose nothing

Please tell all those hypocrites out there that the Igbo man is only interested in getting Nigeria to compete with China, India and South Korea. But he's always misunderstood.
Mind you:
Atiku ---- Fulani
Kwankwaso ---- Fulani
Sule Lamido ---- Fulani

The intelligence of the Igbos can never be equalled by any tribe in this country. The conspiracy of other tribes against the Igbos has been the bane (ruiner) of Nigeria. Goodluck Jonathan who never did any meaningful thing for Ndigbo was chased out hurriedly ostensibly that he was favoring Ndigbo. Yorubas bought into that trick sold by the North. The same middle belt region miserably fighting for survival today swore that Jonathan would never be president again. They succeeded with that threat. Igbo was the only tribe that saw that Brigadier Abdukadir Dogo (a.k.a Tunde Idiagbon) a Fulani from Kwara state, worked very well with Buhari during the 1983-1985 military regime because Buhari knew they were both Fulanis. Brig. Idiagbon was encouraged to change his name to Yoruba (where his mother came from) so as to buy into the Yoruba race. Yorubas didn't know but Igbos knew. Later, the same Idiagbon started putting all Yorubas in prison. These ''sophisticated people'' have kept saying that Igbos don't understand Nigerian Politics. Who understands Nigerian politics better now?
Nnamdi Kanu came with a force that the entire South and middle belt could have utilized to secure equality with the North but Yorubas and middle belt chased him underground. 24 Court Judges were appointed, the tribe (Yoruba) that has the Vice President slot got only 2, the guys whose land are exploited for crude oil, got 2 also, Igbos got none because they didn't vote for Buhari. The North, I mean the North got 20. Yorubas! Are you sure that the VP seat is your own or is Buhari running the two offices? Hate or like it: Ojukwu saw tomorrow, Nnamdi Kanu saw tomorrow, Igbos will continue to see tomorrow. Buhari till 2050!!