₦airaland Forum

Why are Igbo girls always fair and beautiful?

Afonja and bad food! Na wa oh..Nonetheless, Thank God say u survive am. The thing na dangerous growth. Next time, avoid Python pepper soup.

The traditional rulers are acting on the letter written to them by Ndigbo on this matter before now. I support it! There should be no Eze-Igbo outside Igbo Land.

Oshiomohle is struggling to divert our attention from the huge dollar bribes he collected from APC aspirants. Chaii...Nigerians are fooled daily by their leaders.

MTN wants to have their own bank for easy transfer of funds to South Africa without interruption. Nigeria is not a nation after all, so anyone can do any how.

quickberry:


R.I.P English language

Professor! But he's made a salient point and his message delivered.

quickberry:


R.I.P English language

Professor! But he's made a salient point and his message delivered.

Another term for Buhari will bring regrets to so many tribes in Nigeria. Even Tinubu will see the worst disappointment he never ever imagined. For me, I'm an established entrepreneur, so I don't care.

This bad boy is disgracing the Yorubas, walahi..!
OK, I'll give this Chinese my gun to choot u.

Lazy Nigerian youths love classless and free ppussy. Chai...! Is her father still alive?

Apart from Yemi E. Alade with few good tracks, the rest in the nomination are just hitting and beating drums struggling to be different or create something. They could make noise with the Mic.but can't make cash.

Olamsoh:
I am a very shy person and a very private person. My boyfriend introduced me to this page and we are both addicted but he made me make him a promise never to bring out matter here for any reason, but I am about to break that promise because I need help.

I have dated him for 6 years, 3 abortion and borrowed him 7 million naira all he has not accounted for. The last job I got for him with my dads contact I don’t know the drama that happened between him and a staff and he got fired, I had to give him money to start a business. He has engaged me already but I am getting uncomfortable. What got me worried was last night when I told him I was pregnant again and he asked me to abort it, I was so upset and he said that if he takes me to his parents with Pregnancy they will see me as a slut. I refused bluntly this time and he insisted by saying if I keep the baby he will dump me and marry another person and he swore on his life.

Pmm leaving him is not the issue, the issue, how do I get my money back. Over 7 million naira. I don’t have a salary, we do joint account and I can’t even brag of 50k of my own. I know he will read this message, so I want people to judge this matter. As for the baby I will keep it, but am scared of being a single mum.

Sorry, I may sound tribalistic but I'll say the truth. (1) Your boyfriend is not Igbo, else he'd have doubled that 7m in 2 years, and could have intentionally got u pregnant and hastily arranged for wine-carrying because you and your parents are big assets and dependable in-laws. (2) You acted as if you ate ''indomie'' all your life by giving a passerby #7m. His preek sweet u well well. You should have extracted comittments from him before investing in him (3) You should have just got him a ffuccking 50k job as you did through your dad and then while ffuccking and studying him, you let him prove that he's a man first before going further with him. (4) He's a lazy boy who can't bury his pride to grow, therefore you'll end up being a bread winner all ur life, if u get things permanent with him. He was sacked for not knowing which is which in life.

ADVICE: (1) Drop the ffuccking gee and move on. The 7m is huge but a loafer can ''gbarie'' #7m within a very short time but a wise and hardworking boy can grow a small amount into millions after a short while. (2) Ignore him and never curse him, pray to God for a good guy, don't change your good character because of him. You must sacrifice before something good comes your way. (3) Your husband is on the way but not this loafer who is afraid of babies and doesn't want to answer ''papa Emmanuel''. Cheer up and be happy!!

Yewandequeen:
Hmmm I suppose the list is for those in the igbo part. There are cute hausa and yoruba actors u know.

Wait se odunlade is not fine? ehen this guy with broad chest and smirk looking face... What's his name self? Ehen Bolanle Ninalowo is that guy not cute too?

This hausa guy too, can't remember his name but he is one of the top actor from the north.

You mean in Awusawood or Yorubawood? This is Nollywood, the one recognized World over, including Macron of France.

Truth hurts! And Nigerians from the other regions that have folded their hands for years, waiting for crude oil sales from down South for their salaries will never understand Mr. Obi's analysis, because their hatred for anything not coming from one of their own is fake to them. Go to the markets and see how our ordinary citizens are crying, prices of everything has tripled. Those of us in the construction industry understand the abysmal reduction in purchase of building materials. Marketers just keeping sleeping from money till closing time because of high cost occasioned by mismanagement of the economic policies. Even the Customs boss who is hailed for generating high revenue for the government is the number 2 killer of Nigeria economy, because of his exploitation of importers. When importers pay high, you and I suffer it because the consumer price will be unbearable. Nigeria has no reliable electricity and functional infrastructure, therefore, we shall remain importer nation till when we'll agree to stop hate, come together and chart a way forward.

Stop wasting your money, joor. Use that money to erect one factory somewhere and thank me after 2 years.

Buhari knew he'd lose the election after Port Harcourt's Primary thrusted up Atiku without rigging or rancour. But he (Buhari) has vowed to militarily rig the elections in collusion with the INEC chairman.

QUESTION: How does Atiku plan to stop military and 'James Bond' Kind of rigging?

starring:
Why is Nigerian youth not looking at Sowore for crying out loud? you sure say dem never swear for us so ? May God help us ooo

Which one be Sowora again? The name sounds Yoruba and Yoruba only likes their own thing even when that thing is seen by all to be a failure on arrival.

My worry is that this Mrs. Zainab's husband is an INEC staff. Nonetheless, Adeleke will get his mandate from the courts, not from this Tribunal.

HAROLDWILSON:
IS HE ABOVE THE LAW? WAS HE NOT SEARCHED IN THE COUNTRY HE VISITED? IS HE ABOVE THE LAW?

Just shut up as a local boy you are who has never crossed Africa. VIPs usually pass through VIP lounge at Airports fitted with infrared surveillance cameras. You're one of the village university graduates on Nairaland.

Bimpe! So, as you and this guy play roles together in Tinsel, una don from there enter anoda thing?Chisooos...!! Congratulations, I'm happy for you.

The man with the connection that will turn the table. When the table turns, jobs go be berekete for the jobless. His Oga, Atiku is also a job creator. How can you see good things and want to chop Professor.

jrusky:
Can you all see why I hate this guy called Kanu? I'm very sure his stupid follower will called his stupid talk *strategy*

And if Buhari send all igbo s in his cabinet packing now they will say Buhari is a tribalist, Buhari hate igbo s, they are being marginalised and plenty blabla for God sake I don't know why my people suddenly become these stupid.

Look at what the ipob called the emperor of igboland spewing out of his mouth? I said this guy is a bastard. I blame the Fed govt because someone like this shouldn't be existing in the first place.

I won't be surprise if this anuofia will one day return home to register a political party and deceitfully called it *Biafra National Party* and him.the presidential candidate and yet his stupid followers will still shout hail thee Kanu. Una zombie pass apc zombie I swear.

Buhari should investigate all igbo s in his cabinet and if truth can not be ascertain pls Buhari should either sack all igbo s around him or arrest all who stood as surety for him to get bail and he ran away or press isreal govt to vomit this bastard back home by force or by fire or else isreal will loose all their investments in Nigeria as Abacha shut France up then I swear I will support Buhari on any of these action because one idiot and a bastard can not be disturbing everybody.

Igbos aren't too Keen about any errand boy serving in Jubril's cabinet. It's because you can't create any job that's why you value employment so much. If Jubril flushes those errand boys, we don't care. We want all our people to be self-employed so that we can survive when the name ''Nigeria'' will cease to exist, as being packaged by the Powers beyond Jubril.

I'm neutral in this argument but the incumbent is supporting Isiaka. Obasanjo and his men hate Gburuji Kashamu faction that fields governorship candidate in PDP. So, the synergy of OBJ and the incumbent governor will produce what? Remember, Buhari, Oshiomohle and Tinubu will be in their villages on election day. This thing get K-leg!

All these backyard universities with kindergarten buildings are just issuing first class any how. This shows that their lecturers are sourced from just within the villages hosting the school, people desperate to get teaching jobs. Sorry Nigeria!

Jubril my man, you're sharper than herdsmen knife. Nigerians from the other side are the dullards, so fool them, mbok!

Poor people on Nairaland randomly attack themselves while the rich have no time to waste on Nairaland. Same poor are killing themselves in Kaduna in the name of stewpeed religions called Moozlems and Christians. Foolish Nigerians! See ugly Oshiomgbagba ffuccking that beautiful yellow skin poosie, chopping nice food and drinking red wine in a heaven-on-earth abode in USA but inside your cement-replastered-mud house surrounded by smelling gutter, you're here fighting and raising your BP. Youd better wake up!

fedorahat:
Rubbish from Peter Obi.
Did you make the statements you were accused of.
Did you carry out the actions you were accused of.
Were those actions wrong, If the were wrong have you apologized.
Stop trying to go spiritual and emotional and address issues properly.

You remain a tribal bigoted hypocrite , until you can comprehensively proove your innocence.

Empty coconut head! You obviously did not endure to read to the end. Peter Obi said ''El-Rufai had no business being in Anambra on an election day as he (Peter Obi) would not be in Kaduna on an election day''. That's a criminal breach of integrity bestowed on a highly placed person in the cadre of El-Rufai, having sneaked into Anambra to perpetrate rigging. And you coconut head with your empty headed jobless relatives who ''dash'' you ''Likes''. ''Likes'' is the opium of the frustrated in Nairaland.

Na THUNDER wey no wear pant go scatter El-Rufai head for calling our beautiful Southern mommies, sisters and girls WWHORRE (Ashawo). Oh...e dey hungry me make I go Kaduna now.

This is how a governor who sucked her mother's breast should speak. And not one Ambode or Amosun. Well, their names started with ''AM..''. A.M means early morning (amplitude meridien), which means AMbode and AMosun are still sleeping

Only in the SW you'd find an incumbent governor shivering when a Jagaban shouts. Only the Jagaban understands that FEAR is ingrained in their chromosomes. No wonder one Ebira boy had a quarell with a Yoruba man at Ado-Ekiti old garage. The Afonja went and gathered every tout around the park, as soon as the Ebira man lifted the Yoruba man above sea-level, the rest scampered for safety

sekembaakesan:
I don't like Buhari's presidency but this is the spoken truth

People have been screaming about the exit of HSBC and UBS as sign of bad economics. That's a huge lie.

I will try to explain it in a very simple way.

HSBC and UBS were never set up for regular banking.

When I say regular banking I mean retail banking.

They never ran salary accounts; they were never set up to afford loans to customers etc.

Their sole purpose was to help customers who can afford their services an easy way to transfer funds overseas.

Many do not know that since the inception of BVN which has made it easier for financial regulatory bodies to monitor outflow & inflow on every account, HSBC has been plotting their exit.

If anyone can make their books public, you would find out they had more outflow than inflow.

BVN was created February 2014 and then enforced by this government as from 2015.

What did that do?

Every account owner was
forced to get a BVN code on their account (s).

So if law enforcement and financial regulatory bodies accuse you of fraud, with your BVN
they can tell.... which account(s) you have funds stashed.

Any account without a BVN can no longer be run.

Movement of (illegal) huge sums especially overseas became a massive problem.

So imagine a bank whose main source of revenue is moving funds overseas, suddenly can stay for months on end and the only customers you get are those who maybe want
pay school fees overseas or medicals, won't you close shop?

No more wires of $200,000 and above to Dubai to buy that exotic penthouse or carrying on with shopping sprees.

No more bank instruments to private jet companies... overseas.

The importation of big boy toys; yachts, helicopters have reduced drastically.

Now, once you try to initiate a huge wire transfer, CBN red flags that account and next thing you know compliance is calling the account officer to produce KYC.

Within minutes SFU is doing a background check, thunder fire you if you are a civil servant or close to government.

You would have to explain what the funds are for/how they were acquired and this drastically hit such banks like HSBC and UBS!

Banks like Stanbic IBTC are able to stay afloat because even though they use the same model as HSBC, they are also solid in retail banking.

Any bank that opens shop under this current government with the sole aim of moving funds overseas will surely fail!

Look closely at those who are leading groups against PMB they are private jet, helicopter, yacht, schooners owners.

Many own those beautiful houses we see in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Oman, Muscat, Seychelles, London, USA.

Go to our airports especially Lagos and Abuja, all those beautiful girls who once used to sell Dubai real estate deals are out of jobs.

The few you see have stopped hounding travelers like before.

Once upon a time you would see them hanging around airports and 5 star hotels, it made me wonder why Nigerians were seriously marketing UAE real state.

How do you think the transactions were being made? Through banks like HSBC and UBS (many of our local banks also were complicit)!
Now every dollar that passes through CBN to a foreign bank must have complete paperwork! Bankers are now very careful, no one wants to be invited by SFU (special fraud
unit) or EFCC to produce a customer.

Who are those crying about their exit?

The Fayoses, Atikus, Ben Bruces and their minions etc.

Look at the youth coming online to defend them; many were being flown by helicopter to private resorts all over the country.

That tap has dried up and that’s the reason you see many of them online pouring vituperation on PMB.

About 4 years ago, I told a friend that if PMB wins election few banks would be in trouble, Buhari won and it didn't take long it started
happening.

Many of the bank heads used depositors monies to sponsor politicians/campaigns, when investigations started many tried to not only hide their shady deals but shield customers under investigation.

Why won't these people hate PMB?

Why won't they blame their woes on PMB?

When I say many of these banks aren't setup for the common man, people wonder at what I mean.

A very good example; write a lovely proposal for a good business deal and take to the banks and 90% of the time you wont get funding but let APC and PDP finish primaries and produce governorship candidates.

Both candidates can work into same bank and get as much as N500m each for campaigns. Banks didn't care then.

What's the worst that could happen? Worst case scenario, one candidate would lose. Whoever wins would bring enough investments that would cover the N1bn both took, that was conventional banking until PMB came onboard.

If say odudu bank sponsors Rochas and he wins he would make sure almost all state accounts go to odudu bank.

Some governors went as far as making their account officers commissioners as compensation (I don’t want to call names).

Some bank relationship managers would go on leave close to election period to join the clients on the campaign trail, once the client wins they resign their appointments with the bank and become political appointees.

Why would a bank worker do that if the bank hasn't invested heavily on that politician?

Suddenly PMB appears with this yeye BVN, TSA! Banks now see SFU officers like regular staff as they are monitoring everything. @officialEFCC under magu has become a pain in the ass because money can't just disappear.

Who do they blame? PMB!

The instant BVN came into effect; do you know how many accounts were lying dormant because of BVN? With huge sums in them! Many folks especially people being investigated wouldn't want to come forward to claim them; oga Magu and gang were waiting.

When many of these politicians or billionaires tell you the economy isn't doing so well, look closely at the person because many of them
own some of these 5 star hotels.

Some rooms go as much N300, 000 à night.
Once upon time some folks would pay for as much as one year for a room/suite upfront.

Many of those militants/ folks involved in oil
bunkering operate this way.

Mondays through Fridays they are in the creeks sabotaging oil installations, Friday they get into their convoys to PHC and then jet off to Abuja and Lagos where they eventually check into these hotels.

You enter a place like Transcorp weekends you see them at the lobby, poolside and by Monday morning, banks are wiring funds to these hotels to cover expenses.

Today, the oil bunkering isn’t as lucrative as it once was.

First price of crude has dropped so selling bunkered oil isn't really worth it as it used
to be.

Secondly many countries are cutting down on the purchase of crude and third our military is hitting them harder than before so who is to blame?

They tell you banks are falling because of PMB; lie! Banks are falling because banks were never made for the common man.

I mean naija banks! TSA has collapsed most government accounts into central accounts.

So we no longer have many government accounts littered all over our banks, many of such accounts were set up just to steal and launder government monies.

Are these tweets saying Nigeria has suddenly become fine for the common man? HELL NO!

Nigeria for some years now has never favored us the ordinary folks but this is the first time we are seeing the crooked elite joining us to complain!

The fact they are complaining means something is being done to halt their crooked ways. Whatever it is, BABA PLEASE Continue!

And as for the common man, we didn’t get here in four years! It took years of plundering, bad/no planning to get here. It will take a while to get us out.

Signed
Concerned citizen who wouldn’t want to get fired by Monday morning for
saying what needs to be said.

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So with all this elementary thesis you pasted here, what's its connection with the price of daily-use items moving higher above the reach of the ordinary Nigerian? Who doesn't know that the job of HSBC is to help customers transfer genuine funds? Buhari (I mean JUBRIN) cannot grow Nigeria's economy, take it or leave it. You can't give what you haven't learned. Your hatred for non-Yorubas is pushing you towards accepting what you should reject if your eyes are clear. Your parochial thoughts that Bola Tinubu will take over from JUBRIN is most infantile, and I pity your mental retardation despite the bastardized free education awolowo gave you. Sorry! Aside PDP or APC, there are other political parties with egg heads as candidates. Stop copying and pasting rubbish to convince those with low education as you.

Just as Uche Nwosu couldn't have won had he become the APC flagbearer.