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candyguyofficia:
Are you male or female? Change of name has no side effect strito senso. If you a male I will advise you change your name before graduation so it reflect on your certificate once and for all, if you female I will advise same although if you female you may still have to change your name later on.

MODIFIED: A copy of the newspaper publication indicating the change of name send a copy to the office of the registrar copy the office of the Dean of student affairs and if there is any other office you may be required to copy such as the Dean of your faculty, copy the offices as well this way there will be ZERO ish in processing your certificate due to any inconsistency as regard name in your O'level certificate.Its best you start a new chapter of your life (with the change of name ) with your certificate bearing such name n this will also be recorded in your NYSC discharge certificate

OP this is the best advice you have at your disposal so take ot seriously and act fast. I was in yiur shoes b4 but at that point it was too late for me to recognise that and it has been causing me some serious issus ever since.

So get the news paper publication done asap after swearing and affidavit in a highcourt, then follow the process as advised above so that yiur nysc discharge certificate will bear the same name and that will follow with any other higher certificate you may want to have in the future including international passport, national ID that's if you havent gottwn any of these yet.

Goodluck boy as you act fast now.

kodred:
Please

PS. Has anyone thought deeply about what the world would be like if we ever come out of this pandemic alive? Shii gonn be crazy. Trauma everywhere. Psychologist are gonn cash out madly for sure.

Maybe we should ask sexy to do us a free research on that since thats what she claims she does for a living.

For days now ive been trying to think deep to know what/how exactly the world will look like after this pandemic but I've not been able to cime up with a good result apart from the fact we are drawing closer to finding a cure for the deadly dieses.

Maybe I will have to take more of my marijuana and codeine to help me sink into the spirit realm so that one would know what or what to venture into in the coming months or years because one thing I know for sure is after all of these a new world will be launch.

The fight still dey go on? Ok.

Thank god somebody has started to give hint of who they are, but please let us know a little more. If you work as a security personnel how then or what is your relationship with this thread or are uber drivers your medium of getting information?

Like I always say
GUZZUZZ we know who he is and what he does
Same goes to dru23
Radautoworks
Blackbishop
Even that guy that post YouTube videos we know him and what he does for a living.
Even Angryigboman have come up to inform us his present hustle and everyone knows he's an Ibo man who prouds about it, though I suspect him to be into blogging as well.
And many other guys who I can't mention, its either they're partner owner, drivers, riders, or better still an intending investor or worst more a snitch/spy.

Lets agree you've managed to convince us you're a woman but please tell us how you're married to this thread because non of your contribution has ever been of benefit to any category of users/member here.

Even give away or palliative in this hard times you no even do so madam whats your business here please tell us.

dru23:
You are very correct.. It's a guy

It diesnt make any sense interacting with someone who don't have confident in his/her gender. Such people are cowardly retarded and have an extremely low self esteem.

From my logical investigation I've come to final conclusion, sexylassie is a guy and not a female he choose the gender just to get attention. If you doubt me ask izzuo.

gsparks01:
Forget this unending exchange. You may as well argue with a robot lol. Please use the energy and do giveaway now that ppl are asleep

Who tell u say people dey sleep...
Men are busy observing with the wee wee

xrayj:
U are a very f00lish man!
I thought u once said u are married??
How do your wife cope with your childish nature?
What has Abba Kyari got to do with this?
The moment u got a car & started driving, you now behave like a mad dog, insulting everyone.
Can't u quote someone without exhibiting your stupidity? Must u show how stupid u are?
I honestly feel for your wife!

Haha Haha... He pain am oooh I didnt even know... But im sorry it pained you i never intended to hurt your feelings at this very moment of your wailing. Despite all your evil and that of your forebears I still pray to God to grant you and your family the fortitude to bear the great lost.

Codiot like you.

na jealousy go kill u dia.

Walking dead animal like you.

xrayj:
U talk too much!

Sorry about the death of your father Abba Kyari...
But unfortunately I'm not mourning like you so i should be allowed.

Stupid hater! hello to you!!

Blackbishop:
How many plot you get?

Who, me??

na we get Niger Delta na so watin I need land for again abi na only me won get all d land?

festacman:
The things that I deduced from Bello El-Rufai outbursts on that fateful Sunday and subsequent unnecessarily prolonged grandstanding until this apology are:

- He is morally bankrupt given the ease with which he switched to reckless use of x-rated graphical sexual innuendos about someone's mother.

- He is a spolt brat who lacks sense of respect or deference to parental or moral authorities given the way he brushed aside Oby Ezekwesili's motherly admonition and the long time it took him to apologize long after his mother's regrets and apology.

- He has anger control problems given how he flared up against a stranger like a demon-possessed man.

- He has low level of intolerance given that he insulted POTUS Mr. Trump who is somebody's daddy but wouldn't stand other people's poor opinion about his daddy.

- He is a disgrace to young Nigerians given that inspite of his exposure and high intellectual capacity, his mindset is ethnically jaundiced and strongly prejudiced.

- He lacks political tact and sagacity to grow into a national politician or future statesman, given his lack of political environment awareness and emotional intelligence.

However, nobody is a saint. We all have our moments of madness. To err is human. He should be forgiven. However, he has to, SERIOUSLY, work on his attitude and mindset.

All these white man's language called English just to drive home a point? Mr man you've made no sense to even the hungry literate.

Eizenburg:
Kyari dead. S**t is getting more real. Hope this would be a wakeup call.

na today? From the moment he tasted positive to the deadly virus I knew he wouldn't make it out alive.

Kemi Olunloyo said it but people called her names. All these while they tried hiding it only God Almighty knows.

This should send a ripple message across all board to all the cabals and let its resonance go beyond borders even down to their children to do the right thing because death has no respect for anyone, when it comes nothing can be used as a bribe.

Its so sad and since we cant talk bad about the dead despite their wrong doings so lets focus on the positive side of life.

May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Goodbye to you Abba Kyari

Blackbishop:
Badt man Romeo abeg make we root that guy come back.... The peugeot guy just disappear

If you have been following this thread from page 1 and haven't bought a land in Lagos my brother go and beg your village people

You people should leave sexylassie abeg, even though she/he doesnt want to guve the forum a hint of who he/she is but at least I stringly believe he/she's in any case contrubutes positively and paving out ways for arguments which in most times help eberyone to learn something either positively or negatively. One thing I like about her/him for is she/he hardly get annoy or return insult even when offensive words are being directed at him/her.

Any which way, what's my own self after all its a faceless forum who identity help

mrjaydee:
She's my last bustop.. wedding bells this December by Gods grace.

On her delivery month? You better start making plans on shifting it backwards

scoundrel:
Coincidence and selective bias. It means nothing.

Iys not coincidence my dear most of these superstitions are very true.

I've experience this very one several times and surprisingly last kids dont do this play

benchovic11:
If You have experience in driving LT 35 bus for conveying goods from any part of the south and west ( Edo, Delta, Lagos and Ondo) to Abuja or any Northern State then this advert is for you. Here is a cha cha LT bus yet to be registered meant for the business. If you have what it takes to stay behind the wheels then contact me so that after the lockdown we could start straight up. Please if this isn’t your line don’t bother coming forward because I am giving to the safest hands.

I've sb who is well qualified for this job he was talked about by a close friend of mine though he resides in the northern part of the country, if you dont mind I can hook you guys up.

What do you think? Qoute me if you need his services.

PS: I do not know the person oh but my friend is well known to me and I believe my friend when he says he can vouch for this young family man

tunlapapa:
I need help!
These people have been disturbing with calls not understanding that everywhere is locked down and which I never defaulted on payments. I can't wait for this lockdown to be lifted so that I can make their payments.

Any helper should please help, I have a family of two kids not understanding the situation ( not their fault).
Standard chartered Bank
5003115122

Tell them you dont have quoting the quarantine law Section 4 subSection 2 of the 2020 constitution of the federal republic of Nigerian signed into law by his Excellency GCFAF.

If they object tell them to come meet you at home.

Trust me you no go see them they're not essential workers that has the permit to move around like me. But if you see them guy make you japka oooh...

You'll live to figjt another day my guy.
na debt you own them no be death

radautoworks:
Na lie. It's 2am and you're awake

Chop knokkle jor... No mind that Yahoo boy

Blackbishop:
Very well, I can teach you too for a token... Mouth don dry oooo no work

No problem I've a bank token no b to generate the digit pin?

WTF!!! Why would human beings be so heartless on their fellow human even when they haven't wrong you.

Just imagine this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6SS8CXYZo

Blackbishop:
Madam abeg pay me make I teach you. Just shikini change you don bless my situation. I go teach yhu pass the language owner sef

See you! a la fo fo...lol

Didn't you see where mama posted free lecture the other day?

Chin gban you no go see. Me way dey do d peraon way go teach me you no offer to teach me na na person wey dey do freebies u won come teach... Evilness... Chia!!! Diaris God ooh.

By the way do you understand yooba?

radautoworks:
Haa... Lobatan! Why you wan open her yansh like that? You know if the answer was good it would have been the first thing she said and she won't have let anyone rest.

Forgive me and my many comments. It's afternoon for me and baby Radu finally don sleep thank God!!

So you mean she's some kind of robot or something?

One thing about me is I dont like engaging with someone or people I do not have a good background knowledge or understanding of the kind of person, ethnicity, religion, race, educational status or even class they are or are from.

When you want to go into a fight you must first know that person you're facing else you die trying or Andrew the giant would been ridiculed by spectators for challenging a dwarf

radautoworks:
Yes. Yooba

Among all the languages I know and understand I'm yet to know this particular language "yooba" you just mentioned.

I'd love to learn it, would you mind teaching me?

sexylassie:
200 years of slavery, this 2020, no more slavery, African Americans have a better living standards than many Africans.

African Americans purchasing power is more than the entire african continent.

There are many african Americans who are doctors, engineers, chemists, musicians, teachers, fashion designers, police officers, generals in the US military, pilots etc, if there was slavery, all these won't have been achieved by African American community.

You can't compare Biafra and the Niger delta agitation with african American problems, they are both different.

One is fighting for independence which is impossible, another is fighting for resource control while the third is fighting against imaginary slavery and racism when they themselves are living a more better lives than us.

Africans especially Nigerians in American love to pretend that they sympathise with the african American community but in reality, they don't, they still call them akatas and abuse them for not using opportunities of being in America but they forgot that there are many African american professionals than the average population of Nigerians in the US.

In every country, there are going to be the poor and the rich, there are rich african Americans, middle class african Americans and poor african Americans, nothing stopping a poor AA from going to school and getting a degree, if millions of AA can move up the ladder, that poor AA can also move up.

The talk about poverty and racism doesn't hold up.

Come mallam sexylassie please who are you, before you start taking you more seriously at lease give us a hint of even if not your real identity but at least what you do, a dual citizen, a government worker, business person, government worker, single or married or sth you know because you can't just come up here and talk every time when we don't even know if you're part of us or not.

Dru23 we know
GAZZUZZ we know
Radautoworks we also know
Blackbishop we also know
Izzio we all know
Even calabardick u discouraged from helping people to get jobs we also know
Nitigrity and mrmaydee we know
Chilax8 the radautoworks logistic manager we know
Angryiboman NL including all new guest know him
Me my honorable self and I felicity0001 the most heartless human lion ever liveth they all know.
Including others we all know what they do and a little idea of whom they are

Mallam sexylassie who are thy??

radautoworks:
Ironu is deep thinking

And what dialect is that? Yoruba?

radautoworks:
Exactly. I was showing how stupid her claim was. Claiming that 200 years of slavery should have no bearing on current socio-economic status, I applied the same logic to 60 years of the same with Biafra to show how ridiculous that stance is.

According to "anyone can leave the ghetto if they want", then "any biafran can resolve their problem if they want to". abi no be so? Let's even go further. Any Palestinian can get out of Gaza if they want to nau?

As if they choose the ghetto in the first place shior.

On a more polite note to Bigleaf1006, do you see why this argument does not hold water?

Which reminds me, no one was saying anything about racism before her royal knee-jerkness came in. What was being discussed was that blacks were dying at a higher rate in Democratic states lacking funding. Which is still where we ended back SMH. Those saying we cry racism for everything are actually the ones who brought it up

In burna boy's voice "this girl wanna change d topic".

Make i take my wee wee small first

Eulalia:
Do the younger ones know how to handle men?
If I get married today, my man will never look outside.

You're mistaken if you think giving your man excessive sex will make him not look out or cheat on you.

radautoworks:
Okay. Let's agree with this statement. Then Biafrans and those in the Delta basin should stop playing the victim as a defense for their self inflicted fails.

What nonsense are you trying to insulate?

mrjaydee:
Interesting read up here..

Im telling you.
I'm just seated here in my normal joint with 33 and pkomo enjoying the read ups.

I can't come and kill myself in this lockdown ooo...

Blackbishop:
If I open hand contribute to this argument now, all those wey don disappear from the forum go come out asking for my head starting with izzou, 1daboi, follow by Felicity and d rest, abeg me I dey observe from my workshop like oga gazzuzz. Mama Rad don ignore the ignoreable and my oga Mr. Dru get energy to face Dem alone...

I like the gbas and gbos too...

Shuu!!! Guy better dey ur dey make me i dey my dey ooo... Me self dey dey observe.
na me way never see aeroplane b4 won talk watin dey happen for America?

Sexylassie I never get your time now let me first finish watching this season movie from S1 to S9 then will come for you but for the now shalom.

dru23:
During the Ebola pandemic, president Obama at the time set up pandemic team to go straight to Africa assist in fighting the crisis..

When it comes to Global crisis, malaria smallpox, polio etc .. The USA feels obligated to help in their own best interest to avoid the crisis hitting the USA shore ...

From the Ebola experience, Obama set up a global crisis team to help over look any pandemic in the future. Obama set up funds to help this agency .....

When the Trump administration came into power guess what happen? Just like any other structure Obama had in place, Trump disband the pandemic team .. And he stated that he can't be wasting money and paying billion of dollars for people to be do nothing .. And he put his son in law in charge ...mind you the pandemic team had already sent memos warning the president about the crisis, but Trump ignore them .....

So now the crisis hits the American people with no pandemic team to fight it .. So who do you think is at fault now ? Trump is a clown, The American people voted for a clown, and they just have to deal with it .. People need to take actions for what they do... The American people voted for a clown , they should deal with the consequences......

This is a better criticism than just mere personal hatred and racism.
I saw a video on fb where Obama was talking/predicting about a pandemic to hit the world 5yrs after him leaving office.

Trump I know is a racist and with the figure according to sexylassie I can tell how happy fellow racist like him would be right now only that I like the man for his bluntness, arrogance and doggyness. I just keep having this feeling he's playing the mind game to make the black nations/people to rediscover themselves and see that our leaders are our problem and our slave masters.

Any which way shall, one thing I'm sure of is Nigerians will never wise up like are wired to suffering and smiling from time immemorial.