₦airaland Forum

hefelove:
Thank God you're safe, I can see that you've started following Angryigboman's advice But u chose pkomo. My oga YOLO o

Who be your guy? I no be your guy anything.

Angryigboman my fuvking a55.

northbird:
Offline thinz. Probably driver has Covid 19 food clearance. Or rider is essential duty.

GBAM!

Sabi guy... U know how e dey go.

1daboi:
chai ! You've edited it. why? Ok, because of those abule egba hoodlums? Anyways, happy Easter

Everywhere good my guy... Me just dey down 2 2 bottles with pkomo on d dailys.

What more can I ask of...

This life I cant kill myself

1daboi:
how much did dru23 send? I'm just asking for a friend

Your eyes dey deceive u I suppose.
Where did you c me mention such in my post?

alafofo

hefelove:
Shebi na abule egba u dey stay? Shey those robbers no reach ur side cos I hear as those areas dey hot

No oooh... All d bad things happening na them say I dey use ear hear them... God is really keeping to his words with me n family.

We are doung great.
And thanks for everyone that called in.

May God bless you.
God bless us all
HAPPY EASTER

drmikeadams:
huna wey dey ajah ,how the area plenty robbery cases in agbado axis

As expected... Food stuff Robbery is the only means of surviving rigjt now.

Thats what happens when the government refuses to make use of their senses.

So annoying.

radautoworks:
Does anyone know anyone who has tested positive? The numbers the government is reporting make no sense. How can Ghana and Chad have more cases than us Something is fishy.


https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

See format oooh... Lol.
So if i know sb that test positive you expect me to say yes I do? So that they'll come and quarantine me for another 14days be?

Guus according to the Lagos state government they'll embark on a door to door search and questioning and the moment your answer to the above question is "yes" just forget it na 14days of another hunger u dey go so.

So if you're asked simply say NO, else they'll assume you've come in contact of the person.

Na joke I dey ooh don't take me seriously na boredom dey cause all this.

efighter:
Tribalism will kill us. Chinese see the guy as a Nigerian fighting for Nigerians, but here at home, we are fighting over his tribe. Definitely, we are all idiots and I'm one of you

Dont mind those tribalist and relugious bigot we have here in Nigeria. Despite our level of education we still behave like fools.

Come to think and look deep, the SS, SE, SW and even the NC can boast of at least 1 educated person in their direct family yet the amajiri who are not even educated at all are even more reasonable, sensible and more cooperative than we that are educated.

Isn't that shamful?

GAZZUZZ:
Roads are littered with check points. You have assistant commissioners of police at some check points (early morning before hot sun) you have Sars on the beat doing their thing. Ensure you have a good reason to be out if not you will find your self in a police station writing statement. Generally in the evening from 6:30- 7pm the restriction relaxes and there is more vehicular movement.

In addition.

Got this from a friends DP.

Guys if you know you dont have permit document to move around pls stay indoors.

Even men that has the permit document from NCDC to move around I dont go out unless we have reason to.

Stay safe guys.

See you all when the war is won.

coker007:
Very few view this thread now adays

Most of them dont have subscription again.

Skolex:
Pls who has gone to ajah....
How was it
I mean road blocks

Road be like those roads to sambasa forest

iddonla:
God bless you my brother..

i though i was the only one who notice the hypocrisy in her response..

Until we all start shunning and making amends to wrong behaviours we will never have one Nigeria which is the road path to our success.

Lets shun tribalism, let's unit as one Nigeria because only in unity we can stand and conquer our oppressors.

safarigirl:
I am not fueling anything, I am correcting a wrong assumption that is, in itself, tribalistic

Falsely assuming a person's ethnicity because of how they sound. In a country with multiple ethnicities, it is common sense, that your environment will determine how you sound, irrespective of your ethnicity at times.

The fact that nobody considered this possibility and just assumed he is Yoruba, because he 'sounds' Yoruba, goes to show how ignorant a lot of Nigerians are.

Stop taking defence girl, make use of your black beautiful skin to kick against tribal different, its the main problem we have here in the country.

It doesn't matter where the man is from, what matters the most is educating the Chinese man, his people and his government on the wrongs carriend out towards a particular country.

Ok, just imagine he's an igbo man but he choose to have a Yoruba accent with an Hausa outfit and some ignorant once are there parading their foolishness and tribal personalities on the internet. Whats sense does that make to us?

safarigirl:
The man's name is Madaubuchi Anozie Cyril. He is Nigeria's Consul-General to China, he is an Igbo man. You people should learn to do research before embarrassing yourselves on the internet, just because NL is filled with ignorant people, doesn't give anyone a licence to be so

Common Google would have saved you this nonsense

PS: Having a 'Yoruba' accent, does not make anyone Yoruba. It is anaccent. Nkechi Blessing is Igbo, but acts Yoruba movies. I know a ton of Edo people with Yoruba accent. None of them is Yoruba, simply growing up in Yoruba land, can give you the accent.

You lot are embarrassing

And what if he's an igbo man nko... You should be more ashamed of yourselves even. Your action is fueling the tribal war even more and in your little thinking mind you think you're smarter and more informed or even better than those fools disgracing themselves throwing verbal jabs on where the man is from.

Preach against a wrong attitude and dont aggravate it.

you just a kettle calling a pot black.

When the video of how nigerians were ejected out to the street brokeout a lot of nigerians came out to say it where those not obeying the law of the country bla bla bla... Now that the truth is coming out I wonder where those 1diots are right now.

We are the problem to ourselves in this country.

Just imagine the tribal discrimination up there about who the man is and where he's from, shame on you'll too non of you tribal bigot is worthy to be call human or better still a nigerian.

The government is not our problem but we Nigerians are the problem to ourselves and this nation Nigeria and until we renew our mind and start seeing every black person as African and every Nigerian as Nigerian I'm afraid we'll continue to go backwards.

1daboi:
So yesterday I decided to check on my car after 3weeks quarantine . As I opened my bonnet, what I saw shook me! Didn't know rats have been partying on my Engine. They used the spark plug area as their toilet. They even brought fish bone and all manner of bones and papers, leaves. I was scared that they might have eaten some wirings but as I crancked the engine of my darling sexy Chevy, it came alive once! I was relieved.
Please y'all should go check ur cars o. These rats are not practising social distancing o.
@gazzuz, @radautoworks, @blackbishop and all, what's the best way to avoid this from happening?

Lol... So na now u know say car engine is the most favorable place for rodents?? They like it a lot. As a matter of fact most cars from Europe comes along with imported rodents in the engine.

One of the reasons you always need to warm up your car daily or every 2 days if your car is parked for a long time.

But as for me since the lockdown I always drive around my residence every evening to keep my engine warm and other part of the car in good shape so i dont have problem when work resumes.

coker007:
Me too
But it's been the vernacular ever since I've heard of a driver's licence so what can local man do?☺️

You seems to have some verse knowledge on ehailing.

What happened to your previous car na

coker007:
Hello ☺️ (it's wierd you asked for my suggestion, but what the hell?)
The way I see it, you're going in only for the money and in doing so you're ignoring a lot of factors. I want to believe you can drive very well even though this is your first time of collecting a driver's licence.
Even with that said, driving on hp requires you go the extra in order to pay off the hirer and enjoy the car for as little time as you can,and I'm sure local man would like rest but unless you're badly in need of weekly cash and you're highly self motivated i'd say go for it
And also I don't think Uber or bolt would accept you as a driver without a valid permanent drivers license
P.S : the money you would be expecting to make in a month is highly dependable on luck and how smart you are in choosing locations
I'd advise you read up post from Angryigboman (dude is very informative and detailed) also watch out for post quoting him also.
Best of luck☺️
Lest i forget you can get your driver's institute license at the lastma office in oshodi after the lockdown .

If You have the temporary (the paper/laminated) you're also good to go.
Mind you, that one has an expiring date so there's need to always upload the one with up to date till the plastic one is out.

I really dont think there's anything like permanent DL since it comes with expiring date.

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peeps4u:
Please stop using this thing, it always makes me laugh like a mad man

Ok sir, sorry sir permit me to use it for the last time sir.

tunlapapa:
Let me believe you have not taken more than you can chew. There are some work descriptions that require experience and going on HP requires that.
I pray you will be able to complete your payment without HBP and sleepless nights.

This guy... You're a savage...lol

A JJC on HP

jonaifame22:
thank you sir,may God bless you sir for the timely response,pls what are linkages and how much does it cost to change it and also what gear oil do you use and how much is it sold and where it can be gotten,and also a place one cld ahonda city i intend getting after the lockdown,and lastly is it a bery fast car or jus average in terms of speed,bless you sir

Guy this your questions are getting too much. If you want to get a car do that and stop all these childish enquires online. Its been over 2 weeks now

gargoylern:
You didn't get my point. They actually WANT marriage, that's the primary reason they feel lonely and dejected. These are not career women types.

Bros abeg hook me with one na, how woman go dey lonely wey good men like us dey 9ja here.

Donthe hookup abeg Bros.

xana101:
bro for ur own good don’t near bmw or Passat. The mechanic are not much. I had a personal experience. U can risk Benz. Corolla don cast. I use Corolla though I’m thinking of selling it to get a c class Benz. Trying to park somewhere the security man just come out and shout “ Uber! Don’t park there ooo” i just weak.

Haha

Praxtech:
You will be caught soon. Repent before you're apprehended

May corona virus visit u where ever you're located. 1diot

Praxtech:
Hello felicity0001

What?? Who the hell are u and why mentioning in such a stupid thread?? Are u crazy

What more can I say considering the way the thread has increased in numbers of pages and views.

@OP; what ive to say is this.

After all of these have played, I like to ask you some queations.

What do you learn from this experience?

First, you lost your dad, you where brought up definitely by a poor single mother who later died after several failed attempt to make life better for you.

You stated like 3times in your line of story that you single handedly sponsored your mothers burial, right? Probably you're the only child of your mother. But you made mention of your uncle's a d aunts.

Few months after your mother's burial things went south for you.

You lost you job, your investment, your relationship and then your love to the cold hands of death.

Do you think your enemies have stop even at this time?

Do you think some member of your family are happy with you?

It time you started digging deep to do d the root cause of your predicament.

It time you draw very close to God so that your enemy dont over come you.

Its not enough to write and share experiences of life but the finally success of victory and i pray you live to share that victory when you're old.

Stay bless.

Got a first hand information at the isolation center yesterday that the lockdown will be extended by another two werks.

May God help us.

suco01:
My number 1 rule in gas station is never answer attendant question of how much until I come out of my car and see the pump display 0.0000 before saying anything

That's a good way to aviod being scammed by those thieves but pump will always have the displayed amount previously sold so until the nozzle is taken off and ready to repump then it's starts reading from 0:00

kaydon01:
Can i get a cab man in surulere that can come to the island

Drop your contact so anyone that wants can contact you

1daboi:
those mobil guys are thieves as well as the other Mobil on airport rd. They'll pump 1k and stop.

Watch out for those Total attendants all of them across the Federation are thieves. Worst than mobile.

This is the trick they do.
If you tell them to sell u fuel of N3500 they will pump N500 then hang the nozzle.
You will say, I said N3500 why sold N500"
They'll say "Ha, oga/madam sorry I didnt hear u well"
They'll start selling from that initial N500 they sold before then stop at N3000. Unknowing to you they didn't rub off that initial N500 but They'll say the initial N500 makes it a total of N3500.
You pay them N3500 U go. They've succeeded in as scamming you N500.
Same tactics applies to N4000.

My first and 2nd experience was the total opposite Uniport gate, Ph.

3rd one was the Total along Mission rd, Benin city

Several others in Onisha, Owerri Owo and Lagos.

Those guys are thieves

BAZ001:
Bros u be CIA or SSS, d way u dig out information no be here

Me self dey wonder for the guy oooh...