₦airaland Forum

kodred:
Nice one baba.

Abeg I want the whole of NairaLand to do 3 gbosa fpr this man...

C screen shots within...

At this difficult time
My wife delivered of a baby

This guy understood the time and season and he put a smile on my face just when I was thinking on how to settle the hospital bills. Where would an average young man been able to gather such money from.

But baba God sent an angel
Me and him has never seen each other, never meet nor have contacts.

Ha!!! Bros God go bless you ooh
na only me know watin God use you do.

That same God go run your own for you...


na de naming be next I still believe God
Even if na 2min to the time Him go still provide the ram.

kodred:
Bolt has increased fare? By N2 and N1 ?

Smh

Just imagine... Still trying to keep that Constance that bolt is still technically more expensive than uber. Modern slavery-A Mentality Of The Master.

davit:
For those counting their chickens before the eggs hatch, see Wetin we dey face for road

Bros cancel... Forget Bolt won't count that to your time online to qualify for the bonus ohh... I've w9rk with both apps so I know what im saying.

chillex8:
Update:
Things are not the same. Did two trips though.
Several Army check points on lekki-epe causing dense traffic.
Lagos needs time to heal.

Each man for himself, God for us all.

Chillex8! Chillex8!! Chillex8!!!

How many times I call you so?

Be mightful of the way I report urself

Judgment day will come.

But in all bros, may God help u get what you want b4 time...

davit:
That traffic go worse if the soldiers are still there by Monday. Thank God for the early morning surge. After that, everywhere dry. No surge at all on the mainland. Na empty I blow come back island.

Bros abeg no vex I know say na u get car oh, but, Las las, watin u gain?

shollywendy1:
Felicity be careful oo. Make I no drop your house address for social media as the ifako ijaiye covid-19 palliative warehouse, and see the crowd in ur compound in less than 30 seconds

But baba no worry urself... Everybody don know say Ifako-ijaye covid-19 palliatives dey somewhere around Minister of Agriculture in Abattoir, Agege nut soldiers don build permanent site there... But in

baba fela's voice...

"I no won die
I get one child
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house"
... He went on saying

"When policeman go slap your face
You go cry
Army man go wipe ur yash
You go dey like donkey...
... ..."

Bros forget! Shuuu! this one go feed the whole Lagos oh... I no lie ooh...

We will need the likes of TomPolo to break in there. Base on say bullet no dey enter, na amry go japa.

That's the level the youth needs to look into because na the only thing Nigeria government understand be that.

By the time every youth be Lord fpr him own street with level ooh.. Tell me which rich politician w0n talk for a area dey be say na youth be president. Na quenching tins na...

Blackbishop:
Boss dey come ooooo.
Na origin bitter and energy drink I dey take since monday till today.... I no fit kill myself sef

C my man dey celeb my level since Monday 19th.

Oya take one more bottle...

Leave shollywendy1 way won set me up...

Kodred baba I see your hand writting on d wall oh... Na man u be...

God no go shame us.

shollywendy1:
I heard the oba staff is in delta now.
You and felicity get questions to answer

Hahahahahahaha... Currently @ a bid of USD10,000

Benefit boys no go kill person

shollywendy1:
Funny enough, the godfather that came to shake the table suddenly disappeared like tinubu.

Godfather right now...

Lolzzz

Kamikaze42:
Hello fellows, please i have completed the info session on uber and waited for more than a week now and my account is yet to be activated.

I cant afford to go to the green light again as it will be my 3rd time since I started this.

Please what can I do.

Any phone number or email address I can contact would be appreciated.

I already sent an email to Partners.lagos@uber.com not certain it is valid

Thanks.

The only challenge I'd when I was opening my Uber account was name and uploading of the inspection report.

Kindly download Twitter app on your phone then follow uber support Nigeria then you should be able chat with them via the message link. This medium is fast and more effective.

Good luck.

pope191:
Lol! Don't even joke with water, even if u don't eat, take water as much as ur body can take

My brother water is good I never knew... And it works na magic as well.

omoba2012:
Bro abeg give me ur number I want share something with u..

I just sent you a mail now

Eldemmi:
no wonder Izzou and tojah wanna depose you as pope, I give u last chance....

Congratulations Felicity0001

Thank you my brother.

No mind Pope d guy na tinubu 2nd in command only him see him list

pope191:
I deh ready like no tomorrow... Felicity, abeg put milk well for my tea, no much sugar and when u deh package my take away food for cooler, since we r not permitted to eat outside, nah Goldberg make u put, malt always give me Jedi Jedi

If I tell u watin dat goldberg do me... Na small remain make my case enter pile b4 but thank God for the cockish nature I've. Doctors said it's too much of sitting and simulation from the road to gallop ... I never doubted it... Took all kimds of concoction yet no result... Sitting was hellish...standing or walking was painful... Ibuprofen became my bestie to an extent pain killer doesn't work any longer... Brethren... Its was one of my rider that finally gave me a lasting solution ooh... Ever since then I drink more than 7ltrs of water everyday and I stopped taking Goldberg.

Brethren... Watin this uber work dey cause for body enh... Mouth no fit talk am finish oh...

Slickleo:
Bro I msg u chk email I go like run dat inter state

Yeah, I replied already

Northbird... Who provoke you na...

Guy be calming down ooh... Lol

Thread don scatter...

Mind you guys... The gods are watching...

Sooner or later

Rental will be 35k/week

HP 4.5m for 2003 corolla
4m for 2003 biggy
Corolla sport 5m
Civic 3.5m
EOD 9ja used 2.5m
All 9ja used coro 2.5 to 2.8m

All with 35k weekly payment.

To register a bolt acct according to Uche would soon be 100k
Uber account will be 20k
Indriver free

Lagos State government is increasing tax by 200% after the curfew is being lifted to recoup money lost to the protest/riot. So guys brace up.

Me I don deactivate My account with uber already, na inter state things right now... I can't come and kill myself inside lagos traffic with long pickup and short drop off untop 25% commission. What is left at the end of the day?

Stupid app
Stupid government.

Weightless:
Congratulations feli, not easy to be a father hope you are prepared

Bros the more you prepare to be a parent the older you get.

Those that wanted to have a mansion surrounded with waters b4 they settle down, ask them, they're 60+ and their 1st son is just +5yrs old.

Time waits for no one, problem No dey finish

Live your life to the fullest.

If you're a young bachelor with a good income,
Know that you're either working for girls (oloshos), your relatives, friends and or community.
So long you're not married or have kids, You're simply working to build other people's family.

The eailer you get sense the better.

This is my 2nd child.

God has never failed me since I took the bold step to start.

I don't have money in my account but my family is not homeless neither are they naked or hungry.

Na God win.

Inbtw

May God bless that person that inbox me and sent my baby a seed of blessing!

Joy will always be your portion

Just as I never expected nor ask but God placed it in your lovely heart.

May Kings and princess bless you even before needs arise

God bless you and everyone that sends their blessings. Amen!

8am to 6pm ke... Why not 6am to 8pm

Is this man okay?

chiefbuchiV12:
E dey one street for obawole, very close to ndike

Abeg drop address and No make I send boys for confirmation.

Kokoboss:
hahaha bro this our government too wicked. Just imagine how people are suffering. Them still dey get time hide palliatives. Crazy country

The matter tire me oh my brother

Even Satan self dey imagine how and where Nigeria leaders get their wickedness from.

Kokoboss:
hahahahahah no where to japa go o boss.

Abeg who knows where Ifako ijaye palliative dey ooh... There's hungry in the land.

OJURONGBE1:
Congrats Egbon.
May she live her life in reverence of the Lord.
Do giveaway for your bundle of joy . No be everybody go remain for Naija within 90days christening ceremony.

Ha! Oga mi to sure shay make I post my account details?

Kokoboss:
nice one bro. Congratulations..before the naming, drop us giveaway as person suggest jor. Lol

Omo be like na to japa remain ohh...

Slickleo:
90days na January 2021 b dat choii

Soro soke jor!

Blackbishop:
Congratulations man. 90 days loading Kodred abeg make we plan how we wan storm that place

90days falls during the winter period oh so the date don change.

We go the Yoruba way.

Let the countdown begin.

Bammzzie:
Congrats bro[s][/s]

Thanks boss... God bless you

pope191:
Congratulations boss

Thanks pope419 sorry 911...oh sorry 491...ha! In fact the baby don dey type already...

newk007:
Congrats Man

Thanks boss...

Slickleo:
Congratulations,

Thanks baba

jaymejate:
Congrats Uncle Felicity

More blessing

Thanks my Oga

kodred:
Congratulations brother. More blessings on your household.

90 days countdown begins.

Make we start the contribution now abeg... na barbecue cow go make sense...

UcLloyd:
Do giveaway oooo

C ur mouth like give away...
No be only give away na give come

NaijaCr7:
Congratulations bro....

Thank you sir

deedee44:
Congratulations bro. If you no invite me to chop inside that cow me and you go fight plenty fight

You're chairman of the occasion already.

davit:
Congrats bro

Babadee1900:
Congrats brother. God keep you and your family safe.

Amen! Thanks bros

davit:
Abi na you be the guy?.

I comment my reserve

Babadee1900:
lol...you want to fight headache by cutting off the head

Meanwhile, you don’t want us to storm your place to come and eat rice abi? No let me cast you o

Lol... abeg oh no blow breeze oh make fowl yash no go open ooh...lol

I never work since Friday last week... All savings don finish... But we still thank God for the safety arrival shall.

Na God win.
na baby girl.

Bad as e bad reach we go still kill cow on the 90th day.

God go run am.

Babadee1900:
They should give us a day to put things in place abeg. I’ve not been able to refill my gas since Tuesday night that it finished.

Roamed around my area yesterday, none of the gas shops opened. Found one not long ago, this guy wants to refill 12.5kg for #12500!

I can’t. Now I am very hungry, there’s foodstuff, no means to cook it except light comes

Drop his shop address let's mobilize thugs to him...

#EndBadCitizens
#EndBadGocernment

mrjaydee:
If I say Fel..You say Li, another man say City.. Omo na u sabi..

And the last man go say 0001

davit:
Shortly after posting this, a bolt driver pulled over by my side without even stopping him. He asked me if it was battery problem. He immediately parked and brought his battery for me to use. I was really amazed. I barely picked his name as he drove off immediately my car started. This is good, guys. I ve vowed to stop and help any driver I see on the road henceforth. This is the Nigeria we yearn for. We mooveee.

So... You're d....?

SenseBoy:
Congratulations bro.
you're welcome.

I've been following the uber thread for quite sometime now and you're the only person i could think of when I saw the request.

Thanks once again.

And for the congratulatory wishes.

God bless you.

system000001:
who has a car that can take me and my wife to ibadan pls I don't av much so don't charge me too much money

SenseBoy:
@Felicity0001

Lol... Bro... Can't believe this... Thanks all the same for the reference I really do appreciate.

God bless you brother

@OP sorry i can't do any travel now base on happenings in the country right now. Also, my wofe delivered same say you posted this message. But you contact me via email so we can make arrangements for a good date when things normalize.

OP and to every other person, please feel free .. Everyone is in safe heaven dealing with me. You can contact me via WhatsApp on: 08035132876.

God bless you
God bless Nigeria
#EndSars

eyinola:
okay

Babadee1900:
Brace up honorable sirs

It is finish!

Let me just WhatsApp my partner now.

I can not come and kill myself.

#Endsarz

davit:
Guys, na house I dey ọ. Malaria don knock me down.

Kpele... Come back stronger bros