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dhoncesar:
Good morning all...

Please I want to be a part of this Uber business. I have a 2016corolla which I want to drop for this business. I need someone to put me through on how to go about it...

I want to know how I can get it registered with Uber along with some other informations

Pls get back to me asap..

Are you kidding? A 2016 corolla??

Sorry, are the CEO of MOOVE Africa?

BAZ001:
I remember one Friday night
Picked 2 ladies from surulere to a club at Egbeda around 10:35pm.
The one seating in front started abusing me from PU till we got to Ikeja along non stop like parrot.
Then I started laughing out loud , d friend at d back too started laughing and 3 of us. D one at the back said
“ E don do naah u just Dey abuse am since wetin”
Guess what at drop off no money ... she say make I park inside d club, security open back gate for me. I come down follow her to go collect cash from baba alaye inside VIP. I Dey VIP for up dey shake my head, say I don suffer for this job. After abuse u no get shi shi only big bum & sharp mouth.
But d girl collect extra cash give me.
And wanted me to come back to pick her.
Moral of story I was insulted but got extra 2k.
Abuse no Dey stick on faces.

You try...

20yrs aniversory and they look like couples in their late 30s and early 40s?? Are they northerners and got married at age 8 n 12?

This thread is for those who will be embarking on inter state travels and would need any form of vehicles to either move them to their destination, take them to and fro and for those relocating and would be needing a vehicle to move them to their new place of residence.

Let's all gather here and share contact and make the journey a safe, affordable and enjoying.

InfinityEstates:
Some riders feel so entitled. Sometimes I wonder, what if the fuel finishes in traffic, wouldn't it be worse off for them? And she called you stupid? Felicity for don light am slap right there... It is well sha. Last last you'll be fine. Don't bother much about it...

I swear! I no dey waste time. All these ride share companies really need to sensitive their riders it's getting too much

davit:
Guys Wetin dey happen for Ojuelegba?

"Confusion" by Baba Fela

Thats what is happening.

Motor dey come from South
Motor dey come from North
Motor dey come from east
Motor dey come from West

confusion...

Is this Bolt inspection centre still active?

hefelove:
This was 3days to that horrible night, you saw what was coming

Please ohhhhh no bring our guy leg come out oh... I nonfot answer questions ooh

Npala:
Wanted to go out and net 5k on Indriver. Had one long trip on it. Got a 2nd rider on it and was just dropping off the rider when I got this message from Indriver support. That I have been blocked for one hour for late pickup.

I didn't know anything like that exists. I just set destination on my Bolt app straight to my home. I just got a message from them now that I can go online. You never start you don dey block people for late pickup.

Azin enh... Indriver blocled me twice in a week last month.

First, I was on a drop from Abule Egba to fagba when another request came in, base on d fastest finger tin I quickly accepted without even considering the trip. I spent almost 1hr from amala junction to fagba junction and the traffic from college road strecthed all the way down to fagba amd this new rider- a lady was going to Ekero road in abule Egba and her offer was 1k. I told her on the phone I can't go for that amount couple with its on a Sunday that was how the girl banged the phone on me.

The next time I recieved was a message informing me I've been blocked.

And another for arriving late to pickup for the trip I just dropped off.

And that same week I was serving a 1 week Uber suspension for high cancellation rate.

I just weak, vex delete their app.

Very annoying.

NaijaCr7:
Lol...no mind feli...my own eyes clear like Ibadan express way.....after we Comot Allen self...feli carry one sister like that but me as I be V I just lock up ..ow far feli hope she later agree 5k

Dis guy don really mesebu b dat I didnt even know... How u go dey ask me if she agree d 5k again? No b u arrange her and even pay b4 ahe follow me ni?

Slickleo:
Y u wicked like dis ur aza na u Dy cast x3. Hope Dy guy don recover make e no go ijebu ode go on app.

No force drink put for him mouth?

Olayetan:
Work hour is different from restriction hour.

The guy is right...

Nah you misunderstand am.

Someone can not play with u ppl again self...

My brother problem no dey finish oh, find time to play and laugh.

NaijaCr7:
I expect you to understand I used work period instead of curfew period ....abi that small drink we take for that bar for Allen avenue still dey body

Bros I call am small drink?? D drink really enter your body if not you for no forget d actual location. Na Abule Egba not Allen

Slickleo:
Make una stop dis abeg na new week. I will jst tell you all the problem of Nigeria,all the leaders politicians are United wether ethnic or not, bt same can't be said about the ppl d politicians use ethnic stories to separate us.

So until we look for d right formula to scatter the politicians then we hv victory.

In all of the political talks here of late na only this post make sense

NaijaCr7:
Stay updated bro....work hour is 6am - 8pm

But it 8pm to 6am that was stated now not the other way round or is local man missimg something here?

Godfather10:
Congratulations felicity on the birth of yours baby God will bless and give you the means , children are a blessing that bring joy and blessing into a family.
God bless you Bruv��

Thank you Sir and thanks for the encouragement it means a lot to me.

Thanks to everyone
May God bless our hustle!
Amen!!

Olayetan:
Pilots

What's the reasonable amount to deliver this period till things get back to how it was

NaijaCr7:
800k /8weeks....I would say 100k na joke o


On the serious side, one can use the template of the eased lockdown after the covid19 period....

Work period is limited to 6am to 8pm

You guys want to wake the sleeping dogs now abi?

I no dey ooh...

deedee44:
If he's married with kids and unemployed wife, trust me success becomes much more difficult

I beg to differ.

Look around you will see.

I've been on both sides so i can boldly say.

Single people can achieve more academically

Married couple achieves more in the ladder of success than when they where single.

You can sight an example if you've one.

shollywendy1:
Season 2 don set. Another oba of lagos

Omo this one crack me die.

odimbannamdi:
Congrats bro. God bless the new baby

Thank you boss... I appreciate

deedee44:
Yes, if you're single, hardworking and driving your own car

Guy have you ever given this a thought, why do married couple achieve better and more than when they where single or than singles?

Success is not tie to marital status.

donfortune48:
You can build a self contain in 2years.

Assuming you already have a land oh!

Bros abakilike boys do HP of 3.5m in 2/3yrs so why can't a car owner buy a land and build a 4bedroom flat in 5yrs doimg uber? The only fear is Uber or Bolt can cut short your dream by blocking you. Those people are dream killers.

benitdavid:
good afternoon. pls I have a question to ask and I need honest response.
can someone build a house doing uber/bolt?

Yes please, but if and only if the car is a good direct tok own by you and managed by a wife that's in line with your vision of building.

Good luck!

OJURONGBE1:
Who are the e-idiots you're referring to?
Did you buy a mobile phone for anyone here to sign up on Nairaland?
Have you bought data for anyone here to surf Nairaland ?
Can't you be about your way and ignore comments that doesn't sit well with you?
There are ways people admonish and pass their message across on this thread without insults.

Bros leave that guy jor... d palliative wey no reach him side fit follow fpr watin dey pain am because I understand how e dey pain too...

OJURONGBE1:
Bro, I do not agree.
This man literally has the entire Lagos state revenue by the balls. He has made his political ally's billionaires at the expense of Lagosians.
I'm an ijebu man and i have it in good authority to let you know how the late Osinowo built a multimillion naira hotel at Molipa, ijebu-ode while representing Lagos at the house of Assembly.
You might want to say he has chains of businesses that have engaged many Lagosians but have you asked how much crumb he's paying them?
His son studied Law, but has not held a job since graduation, instead he sits on the coffers of Lagos state advertising board, same with his wife and his daughter (Iyaloja & Computer village). Na only them get this state?

Baba don finish work... Soro soke jor.

Bounce of stupid politicians.

Just look at the state of roads in ikeja LGA... When you're driving on the streets its as if you where riding on a horse.

The only solution to Nigeria problems of End of The World.

NaijaCr7:
You are right boss ...the girl is ignorant...she can't differentiate between palliatives supplied by Cacovid which is a private sector initiative and the non existing one her late or incapacitated father shared

Abeg make una leave politics matter jor... Its disheartening discussing nigeria unending issues.

shollywendy1:
If you want better money . I mean better money.
Go carry madam radauto. Ask mrjaydey, felicity , northbird and pope to lead the squad.

Ha! Abeg ooh me I no join for this coup ooh...

@ radautoworks I hope you can see my hands in the air oh

Blackbishop:

Pope na true oooo.... I don dey eye Kodred car, Felicity, Dru23 and Shollywndy and some people here. Cuz my sister dey do wedding for December so i need money

Thank God say u talk am now... 600yrs for u b4 u go see me for ur work'n'shop

tojahh:
Are you not amongst the drivers that makes 800k every month?

Yes oh I'm among oh
A whole me? Minister of Inter state travels and tours?? 800k is even my monthly savings.

Audio money

Set awon Chisco.

Slickleo:
Dat number of seats suppose be 3 anything more Dan 3 I no go, na so 4 olosho request for trip from festac to VI I informed Dem dat I carry only 3 riders Dy beg ooo b4 I decide to help bend my rules only to get to destination 2k na so 4 of Dem bring 5h each dat I know say e-hailing cast for there pricing system. Do u knw from festac to VI by commercial bus is above 5h bt bolt gave Dem cheaper option with AC smh

Reason I'm dumping their useless app and go with tje fast lane.

After all, all hustle na hustle
Na d end result matter.

I can be d one paying Bolt and Uber yet they'll still be the one planing my day for me with orders and insults from some cheap a*s oloshos.

That what the #EndSars means to me.

davit:
Reason it is not noticeable. 500 naira is till same except on surge

No ooh bros...

The resulting is being calculated by the value at which the request came with the surge oh.

Take for instance you accept a riders request with the flly parameter your total earnings will be.

Parameter
Surge = 1.8x
Drop of dist = 10km
Time spent on trip = 30min
Wait time = 10mins
Base fee = N220
Amount /km = 67 as against 65 formally
Amount / min = 11 against 10 formally

It :- =
Total fare=
10*67/65 = N670/650--------i
30*11/10 = N33/30. ----------ii
Wait time. 10*11/10 = 110/100. --------- iii

Sum up eqn i, II, & iii + base fare of N220/200

Total. = N1033/980. ------iv
Surge val.
Using Taylor's series to solve eqn iv

Las Las....

Total fare = N1.859.4/1,764. ------ v

NB: the exact amount will be deducted from you account if trip was card, otherwise,

Cash paid = N1,900/1,800.

Anyone can argue with their ancestors


Subtract eqn v from iv to know the surge val.