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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=178578.msg3142372#msg3142372 date=1227722920]Hmmn, MFI has jone gone into administration, 33,000 jobs to go
Woolworth has also been forced onto its knees, the 800 shops are on sale for £1 each [/quote]Thank you for the investment tip my sis ;
Lesson of the day : Nigeria may be bad but can only get BETTER , UK can only get WORSE .
@busybody
Can you give me one dozen Woolworths please ? I will be paying cash

This is really disgusting , I thought you will be sympathising with me and here you all are extolling the virtues of fat men who steal girlfriends

@easybaby
you think pregnant women are romantic too ? wow you all must be sex monsters

bacterium:
Hi Nigerian Friend, Maybe your friend is a verrrryyy ugly man. So maybe the potbellied guy has nicer face,

I have never seen anything uglier than a pot belly . i am sure you also have one dude or else you won't be supporting it. God help me i am in the midst of fat monsters

pot belly is romantic ? now this is really sick . I am sure you are saying that because you've got a pot belly or your sugar daddy has one
I am sure she's after his life insurance because people with pot belly die quickly.

Just imagine , my friend's girlfriend went off with a pot bellied man old enough to be her father , and he's not even rich .This is not the first time I am seeing this sort of thing happen . what is it that attracts girls to big bellies ?

@angiefan
Prime asshole - 100% British
We have seen all these a million times and it's all that we ever see in the western press so what's new ? Can you truthfully say that this is all that Nigeria is about ? But British bred (mad cow disease and all) are never known for telling the truth anyway and you've just aptly demonstrated that . Nevertheless on behalf of all the real Nigerians on Nairaland and elsewhere we sympathise with you for whatever the nature of your current illness is

@angiefan
just curious, do you collect morbid photos as a hobby ?
Do you also giggle aloud to yourself when you are watching all those pictures of dead and burnt accident victims ? Nice pastime especially in winter eh ?

@angiefan

I have never in my life met a more sicko photographer as this one
Does posting these make you feel a lot better now man ?
Just remember even as you feel so proud that all those dead bodies that you are making sport of were once people that other people loved very dearly and if not that God is more merciful to you they could easily have been your own relations.

Has anyone ever heard of the new online payment processing system just coming into Nigeria - virtual terminal network . It claims to be backed by UBA , Interswitch and some other heavies and promises to solve our paypal problem . Read about it here at www.powerpublish.co.uk and tell me what you think

Has anyone ever heard of the new online payment processing system just coming into Nigeria - virtual terminal network . They claim to be backed by UBA , Interswitch and some other heavies and I think it could solve our paypal problem . Please read about it here at www.powerpublish.co.uk and tell me what you think

Jizzy:
Can u believe this shit.Was d lady tipsy when she said this Nigeria n saf economy, millions of lite years apart

Really going crazy laughing over this
Heck with a name like that Merrill Lynch must be a lady right ? probably some drunk film star going through a divorce in US of A right ?

At the time of posting this the statistics for Nairaland says 264133 members ; my congratulations to owner and moderators . I think this is one of the largest single gathering of mediocre in the world and this will probably be my last posting on this web site.

MrCrackles:
r u talking to me?!

would you be happier if i said i was

I am a bit daft really and just wondering why men should be looking for handsome men.

sorry, if you were gay I wouldn't really know what to do with you except make sure my back is never turned whe ur around
i'm sure ur not gay though.

ScanLess:
People should put their money where their mouth is, if merryl lynch believes Nigeria economy is safe , then they should quickly come and invest 100% here, and i mean in the manufacturing sector not oil and gas. it is manufacturing that made US, UK and Japan world powers not oil.Most people outside Nigeria don't know what we suffer here, and some that escape from the hellhole,like dudu quickly forget the pain or they started out as the very bourgeoisie looters/bloodsuckers of the country b/4 they left. dudu the person that said he is no longer Nigerian is not crazy as you think, he is fed up being linked to a fake nation.

Quick tell me five things that UK manufactures and exports . you've only got one minute
Okay tell me two.

many nigerians manufacture two thing in excess and that is they grumble too much & and they embrace hopelessness too quickly , and that is what makes the other countries better than us. we tend to think that we are the only people suffering in the world and until you live abroad you will not appreciate the advantages that you have in nigeria. It is winter now in UK , if we had the same kind of climate in nigeria tell me will you wait for government to come give you a thick coat to wear and to warm your house ? No way, you either help yourself or freeze to death just like some British also freeze to death every year too.

until people start to confess - it will be better, it will not get better and the more we say - it is bad , the worse it will get that is the sad truth. sop calling nigeria a fake nation it is like that because we made it a fake nation by calling it that name. I may be just a student but I know better

are u gay ?

I am trying to think up some businesses that can be introduced to university students at Naija Kampus Kommunity ( www.kampuskommunity.com ) so that they can make some extra money on the side. can someone suggest some for me or just put them there. I am looking for practical businesses please and not pie in sky .

for God's sake see the kind of pictures a British "Charity" is peddling all over just to attract money for their owners to live a rich life . Guys is this how all of Africa is ?

In Nairaland . . . . . big tings a gwan

@sledge406
Never mind I only knew this because Glite IS my sister , and she happens to be married to Pafun (Ugly Britain) , and as a matter of fact her account was not suspended but completely DELETED.Obviously the owner sees Nairaland as a PERSONAL KINGDOM and we know all about Yoruba chiefs but that is not the issue here as even Glite is not worried ; what bothers me most is that Nigerians abroad feel so badly about Nigeria and in I think in a case where Nigeria is at war with any country abroad they need not use their own army because they will be able to find sufficient Nigerians to fight the battle for them against their own country. It is a terrible shame.

nedureg01:
@ Pafun,
where u dey? we need more pics of wowo britain.abi london met police don catch up with u? u must finish what u started!!!!

No I think Nairaland metro police/new moderator has caught up with him at last

cool web site . lots of cool games that's why I joined . i think it is a good idea

one thing that i have noticed in my short stay on Nairaland is that there are a lot of Nigerians (especially abroad) who appear unable to cope with anything else other than suspicion and failure and that is why they probably will never get better in life. what is wrong with being optimistic ?

faakay:
but why do most Foreign Investors pay us so low, meanwhile they are making lot of profiTs, they make so much money and take it to their country to deveLop! AIYE WAN MA BAJE ni oo

Only few companies pays high, I think those FOREIGN INVESTORS are THEIFs,

Nigerians need to seT standard for minimum basic salary for foreign investors to pay our workers since they pay less tax. I think this people are cheating on us,

Nigeria is now the World SafesT Economy, , do you know if we have constant supply of electricity, Nigeria will be the BesT and SafesT Economy in da world because profits will be times 10, this FUEL is killing biz and increase the rate of commodoties,

WHATS WRONG WITH OUR LEADERS? Now Petrol is $50 per barrel, Petrol Price per litre should be reduced by now, this people na OLE jaree! them dey GBA us the Masses!!!!!!

problems with nigerians is that they stay away in some funny country and just make up things in their head because they have nothing to do. petrol is now N50 per liter bro.

rickky421:
Merrill Lynch? They have no credibility. Most American investment banks are in the trouble they are in because they will say pretty much anything you want to hear.

So who do you want to believe now , the man in the mirror or the babalawo in your village ? experts say this is situation , but you common man struggling to catch molue say no be so . Na wa for nigerians o.

@faakay
where in Nigeria do people earn N5000 a month ? You must have left more thn a decade ago. Even our houseboy earns N15,000 and he lives in free boysquarters. poverty in uk is worse than in naija if you are not entitled to benefits. i know guys earning zero pounds a week and it is not becos they are lazy , no job my friend.

@busy_body
Be careful my sister Glite was banned from nairaland a few days ago for anti- oyinbo sentiments

meanwhile anyone wants to play chess or kill the simpsons with me at naija kampus kommunity ( www.kampuskommunity.com )

The report did not claim nigeria has the best economy. As a student i at least know that "safe" and "good" are two different words according to my dictionary at least. , and both descriptions are often mutually exclusive. for example my money is "safe" under my mattress , but it may not be the "best" place to keep it when others are profitably investing theirs. Comprends ?

anyway anyone wants to play chess with me at naija kampus kommunity (www.kampuskommunity.com)

I would rather believe a report that says that I am a giant than one that says I am a grasshopper

You don't take your precious car for a "spin" on a mad racetrack , if you want it to last very long. and when other people have crashed theirs you can now come out with it and have the road safe to yourself and be the envy of all and that is the meaning of being safe. by the ways is it only in Nigeria that small biz suffers ? I am sure it occurs in UK and US too - remember Joe the plumber ? And as the crashed economies have now found out it is stupid to encourage people to spnd money that they don't have , that is safety in a nutshell. Truth of our life is that most Nigerians never see any good about the country even when foreigners affirm that it could be one of the best places in the world , but no matter many British seem also to have the same impression about their country and their leaders .
Anyway sha what concerns me most is that my Naira can buy more pound sterling and as Glite said it will not be long before it falls to N150 it was N180 last week end and is now N172. And talking about Glite she told me that she has been expelled from Nairaland for her anti-British stance, what a shame , can't we tolerate different opinion anymore ?
Qusetion of the day : do people also get expelled for expressing strong anti-nigeria opinions ?

Ah tinks dis is da deffest thread in da world . Da drycleaner didn't come back with youse straitjackets yeah ?
there free exciting games arcade games at Naija Kampus Kommunity www.kampuskommunity.com if u still got sum brain

Gah! dis da moronic games ? .
U guys nutz or superbored or something. there are free exciting games arcade games at Naija Kampus Kommunity www.kampuskommunity.com if u still got a brain

Gah! this thread really sucks big time . U guys nutz or superbored or something. there are free exciting games arcade games at Naija Kampus Kommunity www.kampuskommunity.com if you've still got a brain