₦airaland Forum

Makes it all the more interesting!

We are in Nigeria but we can choose to be anywhere, do you get?

Non!
Grossly expected!

When of course the campaign did not start from the National Assembly just forget it.

You made up salient points but you and I know that is not the reality.

Government of Nigeria is more wasteful than the average Nigerian and you know it.

The Nigerian government is one of the most wasteful government globally so how do you derive results when this is a fact?

Tinubu is the grandfather of corruption himself and there is nothing he can do.about it.

Cares is not taking and if he continue to prove stubborn this country and her democracy will collapse on his head!

Tinubu must hear word by force!
Bag of rice going for 100k next month!

You have the presidency so what can you do with it? Hellooooo!


Nuf said!

PaChukwudi44:
Now that you have power, is your life better than people of the SE?

You just can't read between the lines.
There is deep logic in what I told you. Try read over again and this time consider it that I am a Biafran like you.

Who gave you the turn?
Who told you your sins are entirely forgiven?

Your short sightedness will continue to keep you where you are.

Power is not served in a platter of gold!

Don't mention or come for me.
Just put your thinking caps on.







The easiest route to the king's palace is through the servant gate!



Get sense!

For what na?
Are you not happy Dollar is going up or you don't know how to take advantage of it?

I beg make una leave am alone!
He actually meant good for the country.

Topman7:
I'm tired of this English name, Nigeria.

Large parts of this nation were part and parcel of the mighty Songhai Empire.

Songhai Empire
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Other nations have taken up the names of the other powerful empires like Ghana and Mali, Benin etc.

It is now for us to take the last one SONGHAI and make it ours!

To hell with the name Nigeria!

Welcome to the Federal Republic of Songhai!!

Please how much is a wrap of loiloi(fufu) at your end? I want to confirm something.

Hahahahahahahahahababababa.......

Highly spiritual!
Are you telling me the God of Redeem cannot do anything about it?


My laff o!

Recall when I told you "before the East and SS will cry of hunger the North and West must have died of hunger"

Emilokan has nothing to offer.
It has not started raining and you guys are already running. Wait till it rains.

They are on hibernation mode!

No way o!
Politicians from the West were the first to kick against her intervention then.

They fought Obasanjo because of her that Nigeria has better economic brains.

I swear

noblefarm:
Bro pls which of the market Rd do you mean here?
I heard there are many market Rd in warri.
Is it udu market Rd or okere market Rd?
Am in warri now.
Thanks

Okere market road is what it is. Udu market road is not Warri.

There is market road in Warri that links Mckiver Market to Pessu Market. The whole of this axis is wood and furnitures headquarters of Warri.

Effiongman:
So Oyo has many professors, and yet they are very dumb—those professors who can't add simple math. That was how Ekiti prof disgraced himself the other time. A professorship is not a degree.

Intelligence is not about being a professor. As you know, most professors are dumb in Nigeria. what has our prof achieved in the past 30 years?

Which 30 years?
As far as I am concerned Nigeria has the highest number of dumb professors. You think I am lying wait till the next election.

Jonathan also was another dumb professor.

Streetdoctor:
More and more dark days in d health and pharm sector

Having Emilokan will be the greatest mistake of all time.

SisterAnn:
Zombie is simply someone who voted for an old man who has lost 70% of his cognitive behavior to lead a complex nation like ours.

Zombie will always remain a zombie. They are in hibernation thinking and hoping baba Emilokan will do better.

Their hope remains hopeless!
Watch out for news between now and next week.

To be honest its as if we are already in hell!

Una wan just kill baba for nothing. Please nobody should tell him that.

SisterAnn:
Except for those benefitting directly from aso rock, all the zombies who queued in the sun to cast their votes for him have all abandoned him.

Then you have to recheck your definition of zombie sir!

MrProlific95:
The masses are been pushed beyond the wall. President Tinubu should not allow this anger fester and pour into the streets. His political enemies may take hold of it to push for a change of government.

The President is losing supporters daily.

Loosing which supporters?
Come on go and sleep. At least we are still better than many African countries abi?

Nigerians are happy and docile people and nobody will come to the streets except the Obidient movement and if they try peem, Soldiers!!!





Iffa hear noise!
The man has barely done even one year. Iffa hear peem!

Putinofrussia:
Even billionaires,either in dollar or naira,Ogun state beats Anambra.

Just show me the chart.
So this was because you want to drag a particular people. Una must catch cruise.

Dey play!

Both my wife and I are taking up medical courses for similar reasons.

In the next 2 years the numbers will double.

Number of Millionaires and Billionaires by state? Please lemme confirm something.

Anambra people nor send this one so don't drag them.

PDP should rest their boiling nerves I beg!

Ordinary Wike they couldn't handle it's mammoth Nigeria they want to keep talking about.

The hardship at this moment is good. PDP should know that the APC is already campaigning for them so I expect them to talk less and put their house in order. If this hardship nor come how will you format those dead brains?


Mtchew!

GanagiBitrus:
Over to Nairaland Parliament...

LIKE =Peseiro should Stay
SHARE =Peseiro should Go

How did you see the vote?
This is the same way some leftist brought us to where we are politically. They are never satisfied and always demanding for more. They don't believe in growth, the only language they understand is "get rich quick".

Nigeria has a very long way to go. If you tell them failure breeds success they will tell you Holy Ghost FIRRRREE!!!

Even God in the process of creation tried and tried again.

Dangote is one of the richest man in Africa and he once said "for every one of his business that succeeds a thousand has failed"

Some Nigerians are very educated illiterates.

For like three times I have read "Second Chance" by Robert Kiyosaki and I learnt quite a lot each time.

apatuku:
Die if you like, the Dollar will keep rising against the Naira !

- By Oni Gbolabo

People in Government must read and heed this.

1. Appreciation and depreciation of Currency is not related to race or colour. It isn't who is the President either; be he Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba.

It is basically about the production of goods and services and the demand of your products in the World Market.

A confused Country that produces almost next to nothing will never meet up. Policies only control your Currency, not the value of other Countries' Currencies against yours.

2. A Country where over 500 Industries died within 30 years must be stupid to complain of depreciation of her Currency.

We keep killing local Industries and expect policies to make it up, it's a joke Sir !

Don't use China as an example of depreciating Currencies and strong economy. China produces and may attract more export with that strategy, unlike Nigeria that produces nothing.

3. A Country where someone made away with $2+billion simply to be shared, is already a doomed one in terms of monetary policy and value.

A Country that produces a Dizeani and a Bafarawa, who spent billions to appease Demons. Those money without economic value is an economic waste and poison injected into the system.

4. A Country that favours importation over local production is doomed because it creates employment for other Countries while sacking her own Citizens.

Some people are working in Michelin and Dunlop somewhere, yet we use the tyre here.

Don't tell me about the principle of comparative advantage here; it's not applicable.

5. A Country that exports all raw materials without adding value to them, is shameless to talk of depreciation of her Currency, and will later re-import finished Products of those materials, is the peak of daftness.

A Bag of Cocoa will go for, like N1million Naira, but when it is processed, its worth is around N7million.

Even Farmers who produce the raw Cocoa can't buy the end product, Chocolate !

6. A Country that deliberately operates a banking system which gives loans to Importers at the expense of local Industries, is doomed and should say nothing about depreciation.

Most of the loans are given to Senators and Representatives not Industrialists.

7. A Country that gives loans in billions to the agric sector without monitoring and evaluation of such loan on how it gets to the real Farmers, is a sham.

A Guy collected over N2 billion agric loan. He bought a Jeep, built a nice House and used the rest to import processed Pork.

Meanwhile, local Pork Farmers are dying here. Is that not double tragedy, stressing Forex and at the same time killing local Industries ?

8. A Country that spends more on few privileged Politicians at the cost of the populace who are unemployed, should not talk about money depreciation.

A Country that keeps paying NNPC Staff N10 billion as salaries every month, when a single drop of Petroleum Products was not processed, should shut up about depreciation of Currency.

The only value-added product to the system is rising crime and criminality !

9. A Country where it is difficult for Investors to register businesses because of the demand for bribes by Governent Officials.

Right from the Airport to the Hotel; to the Ministers and to Governors, Investors will bribe. All these are part of cost of investment.

A friend brought an Investor on Estate Development just for the State Commissioner for Lands to demand 30% of the investment !

To see the Governor in a State will cost you N2 million as bribe before you can be scheduled. This is a State as poor as anything.

10. A Country where the cost of travelling for treatment Abroad by Government Officials will build World Class Hospitals should not talk about Naira against Dollar parity.

Money taken on that trip is part of stress on forex. Same as forex spent on Pilgrimage.

Let religion Fanatics keep off me here. Without going to Mecca or Jerusalem, you can still make Heaven.

Yes ! You waste forex on Pilgrimage and later talk rubbish about forex. Pilgrims get Dollars for N160 while Industries get it for N350 ! Is that not Crazy ?

11. A Country where a
few People have access to Federal reserves and those few can get loans, not because of what they can produce but the connection they have. Is that Country not doomed already ?

12. A Country where we import what we produce because it's "cheaper" to do so, is doomed.

13. A Country that has arable Land and teeming idle Youths but still complain of hunger, should not talk about Currency depreciation. It's not only annoying but nauseating.

14. A Country where free money flows can never control inflow and outflow of Forex.

Imagine someone who wants to hide his loot went to "Aboki", the Forex Dealer, to buy Dollars worth $50 million just to hide it in the basement of his House.

That money has no economic value, yet it deprived those Companies that needed it to import raw material. The same Companies go to "Aboki" to buy the hard Currency at exorbitant price.

15. A Country where a strong Bank Owner can influence shares from within the Stock Exchange Floor to inflate their shares' worth from N20 to N150, crash the same share to N30 and ready to buy it back at N28, all within a year.

Forget it, the Currency will never appreciate in such an economy.

16. A Country where Banks are involved in round- tripping and inflated cost to siphon money, is doomed.

A Company wants to import Caterpillar worth $50,000. A Bank made the forex for such import $550,000.

Meanwhile no Caterpillar was imported at last, yet the money faded into private accounts.

Who strained the Forex exchange rate in that case ?

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Summary of a dying nation in retrospect! Naija don go!

Nigeria youths in that category should please shut up and allow the country to breath!
A lot of them just came into politics and when we told them Nigeria is not kenya they called us names. The ruling party used you lots to rob this country and they will do it again because a lot of you refused to learn.

Tomorrow they will position one Agbado for one corner and you all will forget your sorrows.

Prayer against Yakubu my anus!
Medicine after death!

EmperorCaesar:
Na u na be billionaires and na una still dey cry pass

Be like the hunger too hold una for neck

Yes by God's grace I will be a billionaire but I never said I was.
Maybe before with less than 50k you will do a lot for your beneficiaries but as it stands apart from having more persons your 50k is almost next to nothing.

I have two friends who are no longer keeping in touch with their wives and periodically these families rely on me. This is not talking about my immediate and extended family. If you are not careful your benevolence can send your wife away and even render you bankrupt and those same people will end up blaming your wife.

I nor sure say you understand!
At least you can't tell me you don't have people that depend on you.

Can this thing just shut that thing he calls mouth?

"He is trying to" it means he has no clue at the first place.
Reno has reduced himself to such level of stupidity, imagine!

No, he is expecting us to start dragging Buhari when of course it is APC taking over from APC and some Nigerians will start applauding the so called widely read self acclaimed pastor.

Pity, naija done go!

This is just a thank you message to the Ivory Coast football federation.

I honestly thank you guys for doing all you could to keep the cup of glory. That thing we have at Aso Rock is not fit to behold such magnificent bearing the fact that he is a fraud and will remain so.

Thank you FIFA!
Thank you CAF!
Thank you the Ivorian FA board!



From the worst to the best players of the Super Eagles I swear you are all my HEREOS!

You played football with such magnitude of passion, unity and love and once again united our sick nation. Yes, no pastor or bishop could do it, yes it was for a moment and the AFCON is gone but I must spill it the way it is you guys are the true Hereos.

A very good coach!
It will take another 20 years to have another one or one better than him.

Some Nigerians are too backward in thinking.