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I no go call Oga.

obiremy:
DSP. Ike Ekweremadu, Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, CON,Speaker Dogara, Dr Ikedi Ohakim, Sen. Samuel Nnaemeka Anyanwu,Sen. TA Orji,Sen. Ararume, amongst others at the wedding ceremony of Sen. Hope Uzodinma's daughter holding at the ICC Abuja.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/ekweremadudogaraohakimemeka.html

Ok

Nma27:
And hope u told her that you can't marry her? Abi u b agent of time waster

I no go tell her Anything she suppose use her head,I'm just Not ready to let go of her ass. infact e get one new sure babe wey dey on board now. Abeg no tell her you hear.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
I don't know what's wrong with you people here, so you're trying to tell me such app don't exist?
go back and read those people I quote.

you can't find such app on the internet... It's a company monitoring app which I stole.

this is one of the reasons I hate commenting on Nairaland...

Youngstunna Good Morning. You fit drop your digits then? Make I call you privately make we talk.

beardlessdude:
sharrap ya mawt! You're a liar. There's no such app! Rada rada. I wonder what people get from lying online.

Nonsense.

Me sef just ignore the guy lie,hin tin say na children dey here. Where you wan get that mad app from? Na wiv heavy money you go buy and e go be for security. Dem no go free that kind app for public use. Youngstunna I hail oo.

newsynews:
Omo, dating is a kind of relationship where you have to be very careful cos it is almost certain that your partner will one day cheat on you. Your current partner might even be cheating on you as we speak. Well, below are answers from Instagram users concerning the question ”How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You?”

You can also participate by telling us your own experience in the comment section below.


http://wotzup.ng/how-did-you-find-out-your-partner-was-cheating-on-you-see-replies-people-gave/

Simple,I hacked her facebook account. It was her greatest nightmare. We are still together,for me its strictly for the Bleep. Marriage is out of my agenda with her. I can't put up with a wife that she knows I know she spread her legs to someone behind my back during our relationship!!!

Belmot:
Nobody should beg me

Lol.. This guy.

DONSMITH123:
Unknown gunmen have killed an aide to the Deputy Governor of Enugu State.

The gunman struck Tuesday night in Enugu, the State capital killing the aide-de-camp, ADC, to Mrs. Cecilia Ezeilo.

Although details of the incident are not clear yet, the deputy governor’s aide, a Police Sargent, Hellen was said to have been shot dead at Abakpa-Nike axis of Enugu metropolis at about 10 pm on her way to her residence after official duty.

The State Police Public Relations Officer, Ebere Amarizu, while confirming the incident said “It is a painful news.”

The PPRO added he was yet to establish exactly what really happened before he makes further comment on the story.

He said, “If you look at what happened, it is painful and sad to hear that aide to deputy governor was shot dead on her way back after daily activities. “We can’t really say exactly what happened now but we are trying to find out.”


http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/10/breaking-enugu-deputy-governors-aide-shot-dead/

Na wa o for Buhari!!!

lalasticlala:
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/05/gay-teen-in-chechnya-pushed-from-9th-floor-balcony-after-being-outed/

Horrible!!!

Amagite:
Last month, Lailasblog spotted OAP Toolz baby bump when she posted a photo with Ebuka Obi-Uchendu after an interview on her radio show.

Well, most people didn't believe as it wasn't really visible then because of the big skirt she wore that day. Fast forward to last weekend at Banky W and Adesua's introduction, they made the announcement in a unique way. She just narrated how she tried to hide her baby bump at the event.
She wrote;

"So on Saturday morning I was trying to figure out how to hide my bump with L'osban when @bankywellington says 'Why not just announce it today?...you can just post a pic of both of you saying #TreeADem. I'm like during your intro, won't that be much?
Anyhow much later I walk into the venue and 2 people looked me up and down and said congratulations - operation hide-the-bump failed.
So long story short, we quickly decided to take a pic and announce things our way."

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/oap-toolz-narrates-how-her-operation.html

I'm very happy buying the Nairaland shares this morning. I'll now be making stipends from Seon. Na play ooo. Before I go faint here.

jaylister:
I'm not Bae

Haha. This guy.

broseme:
Inspection of Lagos - Ibadan Railway.

Honourable Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi begins the inspection of Lagos - Ibadan Railway Modernization Project with extension to Lagos Port Complex, Apapa, Lagos State.

Below are photos from the inspection



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/amaechi-begins-inspection-of-lagos.html

Mo Gbe!!! The best SlayQueen on nairaland. Yes!!! I dey my house,come and beat me.

chillex8:
Uber/Taxify drivers, Lagos chapter, today are going on a strike action to protest the following:

1. Sudden(40%) reduction in fares.

2. 25% commission charged by Uber.

3. Riders verification .

4. Safety and insurance of drivers/partners.

Will update with pictures......

wahs dis? This is the work of Buhari. lemme come and be going.

Hygist:
More
http://www.hygist.com.ng/2017/05/nigerian-lovers-who-met-on-day-efe-won.html

Pretty bae should get at me Aiit. Let's just be friends. Me good with that.

ovokooo:
A Taxify driver whose name was given as Tiamiyu Sarafa batters a female passenger by not addressing with "eh" which is a sign of respect in Yoruba land.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/taxify-driver-batters-female-client-not-addressing-eh-yoruba-pic/

Ok make I fit mess before I comment? I dey come. But then Where I fit sight fine babe after I mess finish? Thank You

Skubidude:
- Religious crises is allegedly brewing in Kaduna state.

- Three people are also allegedly dead.

NAIJ.com learnt that trouble started when some Muslims were murdered and the reprisal attack was foiled by security agencies in Kabala, Kaduna state. An eye witness who spoke to NAIJ.com under anonymity said that: "It started day before yesterday, (Saturday May 6) when some Gwari people murdered 3 Muslims inside Kabala and one mosque was demolished yesterday. So today some Muslim youth from Tudun Wada gathered to enter Kabala and take revenge but they were quickly intercepted by the security operatives stationed at Kabala junction," he said.

According to NAIJ.com's regional reporter on ground in Kaduna, as at the time of filing this report, all shops in Kabala road and Kabala junction are closed.

Kabala is known to be a busy road with a lot of businesses going on day and night.

Source: https://www.naij.com/1103425-developing-story-3-dead-religious-crisis-allegedly-ongoing-kabala-junction-k.html

Its really Crazy!!!

psucc:
I can see the guy in white polo is the newscaster if the incident.

Damn!!! My Croccity!!!

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wristbangle:
It's often said that love is not enough to walk down the aisle with a lady because there are other basic things to be taken into consideration, and failure to do so causes a lot problems in marriage.

Though, every lady has her own flaws but there are some irritating attributes many ladies posses such as laziness and dirtiness which will cause more problems in marriage.

Now, let's observe the signs that a lady will become a lazy and dirty housewife

She ties wrapper everywhere

Listen up! Most young ladies who tie wrapper everywhere are liable to become lazy and dirty housewives. It's very shameful to see a young girl of about twenty years parading one street to another with wrapper without even seeing anything wrong with it. Most of these ladies are potential lazy housewives and every man should take a drift at the sight of such ladies.

Lack of enthusiasm towards domestic work

It's such a big turn off seeing some ladies forming Behind and they will pile up their dirty clothes and kitchen utensils for weeks and will cause global warming to the nation. These ladies are spoilt brat and will sit their ass down in their bedroom watching their mothers doing the cooking and washing alone. We don't need the likes of tosyne2much and lalasticlala to tell us that they are potential lazy housewives.

Mouth Odour

Many of us might have had encounter with ladies who don't take proper care of their body. They are more concerned about looking Behind than having personal hygiene. The stench of their mouth odour during love making will quickly revert your joystick back to its default state. These ones will definitely become lazy asses after marriage.

Her room is usually littered up

Some ladies are just so dirty that they only clean up their rooms when they know a man is coming around. Try to give them an impromptu visit and you should see their undies littered everywhere. The stench of their dirty undies will quickly drive you out of their rooms with immediate effect. They usually justify their laziness and dirtiness by saying are aren't house maids and can never help any man boyfriends wash his clothes or underwears

She over sleeps

Potential lazy house wives don't usually wake up early on the morning. It's either they wake up around 10am or 11am and when they wake up, the first thing they do is launch into their Facebook and Instagram and reply messages for about an hour before thinking of rising from the bed. They sleep with their legs wide open and their snore can be hard kilometres away.

She is a ardent fan of Soap Operas and Reality Shows

These are ladies that are BBA and BBNaija freaks. They don't equip themselves to help a man's dreams come true, but are usually concerned about how T. Boss and Bisola don't merit BBNaija. They wake up at midnight just to watch irrelevant TV shows since they are so sure that a rich man will surely come from nowhere to marry them no matter how unproductive they are.

She eats junks and barely cooks

Ibised to think it was a mere exaggeration that some ladies can't even cook noodles let alone jollof rice. They are fond of eating junks and will claim that they don't really like local foods. You see them parading eateries with men just to eat gala, sharwama, cake and soft drinks for months without stepping a foot in the kitchen. The moment you ask them when last they purchased food stuffs in market, you automatically become their enemy of progress.

She talks about her love for house maids

You are not yet married to them and they're already telling you how many maids they want when they get married. As ridiculous as it sounds, they even want their maids to watch their pants and bras, and if possible help them brush their teeth and bathe them. Most ladies like this will end up becoming lazy and dirty housewives and will only keep their men frustrated

Body Odour is an Amazing sign she'll be Dirty,lemme read again to know she can be a Lazy wife.

Maychang:
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, the challenges and how tough it has been as a first born child.

I often heard that many of us go through a lot of challenges which could be fustrating and sometimes, lead to depression.

I also know a handful of my kind who have found it hard in every area of Life- Job, Marriage... infact all areas of life.

I remember how hard it was to scale through secondary school- i remember staying at home for 2 terms for school fees. Even gaining admission to the university was very tough- it was just as though the devil was so interested in my case. After years of struggling , I finally gained admission to the university with many challenges as well.

Now, to the Glory of God Im out of school, Nysc certified, patching up with a small scale company- yet i dont feel satisfied with
what Life has offered me. I feel cheated and its annoying when you have to struggle to get jobs with youths who had graduated at age 20/21... and you are just there looking for vacancies that has no age barrier.

My pastor once said i needed to pray well because the devil targets the first born of the family. he said i had to run to God to rescue me. Well...I did pray for many years but things are worse.

I look at my younger brother sometimes and see how well things went for him; most times without stress. I look at other families as well and see how the younger ones are faring well compared to the Eldest. Its really depressing.

Why is Life not fair to us?

Abeg I fit mess? I no understand wetin I Chop today o.

yes o, check is one out, http://www.360nobs.com/2010/12/360fresh-peace-brothas-mournful-moments/