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Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 21 2021 In Nigeria by Femeto: 11:05am On Aug 22, 2021

InspectorIawaI:
oga shut up

Go sleep.

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 21 2021 In Nigeria by Femeto: 10:55am On Aug 22, 2021

MrNipplesLover:
Where are the goddamn covid19 patients isolated in this country?!

Where are they?!

Ogun kill all of una.

The people wey dey die nko? Gani Fawehimi son, Ibrahim Mantu, VP Arik operations? Don't abuse people with information.

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 21 2021 In Nigeria by Femeto: 10:52am On Aug 22, 2021

We need to ban Parties. We can keep going to work. People don't social distance in parties and put on nose masks anymore. If you still think this results are fake sorry o. The V.P ground operations in Arik air died from Covid last week.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Parties With Obi Cubana And His Sister, Sharon Adeleke by Femeto: 9:35am On Aug 22, 2021

Davido done dey enter Delta airline back don't let them fool you with all the private jet shit.

Politics › Re: Matthew Page Criticises America After Meeting With Lai Mohammed by Femeto: 12:11am On Aug 22, 2021

ogododo:
NEWSUS intel expert Matthew Page blasts America after meeting Nigeria’s Lai MohammedPublished on August 21, 2021By Wale Odunsi

https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/21/us-intel-expert-matthew-page-blasts-america-after-meeting-nigerias-lai-mohammed/?

Lai is worse than Hushpuppi.

Science/Technology › Re: Optimus: Elon Musk Is Building A Lifelike Human Tesla ROBOT Next Year (Pix) by Femeto: 10:15pm On Aug 21, 2021

I hope it doesn't end up like Chapy.

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo's Prophecy On P'square's Marriage Crash Came To Pass After 4 Years by Femeto: 10:14pm On Aug 21, 2021

Fake Prediction.

Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by Femeto: 10:12pm On Aug 21, 2021

Loveknitting:
Those of you saying godfobid, hellno, was it a force sex? Cause I don't get.

Na goodbye sex.

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by Femeto: 10:10pm On Aug 21, 2021

englishmart:
There's a popular Igbo saying that goes; Date a girl you can easily marry, just in case you get her pregnant. This proverb has survived for a long time, but I think it's no longer contemporaneous. One could get a girl pregnant and still not marry her. But that's by the way.
The question now is, let's say you were mandated to marry the last girl you had sex with, what would you do?

No be by Pregnancy again o. My answer na NO.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Fighters Killed & Captured After Afghan Militias Seize 3 Districts by Femeto: 7:05pm On Aug 21, 2021

The taliban security forces are cowards.

Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari's Wedding: Femi Fani-Kayode Responds To Criticisms (Pictures) by Femeto: 1:19pm On Aug 21, 2021

Na why una dey change party like okirika clothes.

Politics › Re: How Afghanistan Fell After Obasanjo Attended Peace Meeting In Kabul by Femeto: 12:40pm On Aug 21, 2021

Make baba go meet Boko boys na.

Sports › Re: LASPARK Partners Red Bull On Alausa Basketball Court Upgrade by Femeto: 10:04am On Aug 21, 2021

Court wey Laspark dey use for party sometimes.

Crime › Re: Ataga Usifo's Murder: IGP Baba Transfers Case, Chidinma To Abuja by Femeto: 9:49am On Aug 21, 2021

This movie get part.

Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham: My Main Striker Should Come From Africa – Mourinho by Femeto: 9:42am On Aug 21, 2021

oluwaseyi02:
https://bestchoicesports.com.ng/i-pushed-for-tammy-abraham-because-my-main-striker-should-come-from-africa-mourinho/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-pushed-for-tammy-abraham-because-my-main-striker-should-come-from-africa-mourinho

Oloshi. Hary Kane no get African blood na why you no win anything abi?

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Wedding: Three Months Later, FFK Says Pantami Is His Friend by Femeto: 8:10am On Aug 21, 2021

bkool7:
https://punchng.com/buharis-wedding-three-months-after-labelling-pantami-sociopathic-jihadist-ffk-says-minister-is-his-friend-brother/?amp

Same as Buhari and Atiku.
So I pity anyone who rates these politicians and those who kill themselves for them.

Politics › Re: 100 Private Jets In Kano For Yusuf Buhari's Wedding (Video, Photos) by Femeto: 10:23pm On Aug 20, 2021

Fire burn dem all.

Politics › Re: FFK Pictured with Isa pantami At Yusuf Buhari’s Wedding (Photo) by Femeto: 7:40am On Aug 20, 2021

Taking pics with a terrorist.

Sports › Re: Aubameyang, Lacazette's Absences Due To COVID-19 by Femeto: 7:37am On Aug 20, 2021

Bad luck F.C

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For August 18 2021 In Nigeria by Femeto: 10:05am On Aug 19, 2021

Lock down now.

Sports › Re: Super Falcons Drawn Against Mali & Morocco At The Aisha Buhari Cup by Femeto: 3:13pm On Aug 18, 2021

Eleribu Cup for better.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Khairullah Khairkhwa Rehabilitated By Obama Now Leader In Afghanistan – Omokri by Femeto: 9:40am On Aug 18, 2021

Tweet from Trump kor. No be Trump start this nonsense?

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Politics › Re: Debola Daniel And His Newly Wedded Wife, Morenike Ademiju by Femeto: 7:44am On Aug 17, 2021

Owo ni ko ko. Malo no ge re.

Politics › Re: Bonaventure Enemali Shot By Navy Officer! Anambra Commissioner Escapes Death by Femeto: 4:45pm On Aug 16, 2021

uduokirika1:
Enemali, Anambra Commissioner for Lands escapes death, as Naval officer allegedly shoots at him

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/anambra-commissioner-for-lands-escapes-death/

The Bullet bad gan.

Travel › Re: Collapsed Bridge: 21 Army Recruitment Applicants Die In Jigawa Accident by Femeto: 3:06pm On Aug 16, 2021

Only offence they committed was beign Nigerians.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Trump Calls For Biden To Resign by Femeto: 7:26am On Aug 16, 2021

naptu2:
https://news.sky.com/story/afghanistan-donald-trump-calls-for-joe-biden-to-resign-as-uks-foreign-secretary-criticised-for-going-awol-12382783

The evacuations from Kabul have been likened to the 1975 fall of Saigon. Pic: AP

Trump took the move to remove troops.

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Crime › Re: Burial Of The 33 Muslim Travellers Killed In Jos Plateau: Buried In Mass Grave by Femeto: 12:16am On Aug 16, 2021

Femi Adesina would still defend Buhari.

Politics › Re: FG May Outlaw Yoruba Nation Group, Like IPOB – AGF Office by Femeto: 6:05pm On Aug 15, 2021

dre11:
https://punchng.com/like-ipob-fg-may-outlaw-yoruba-nation-group-agf-office/

Miyetti Allah still dey them no do them anything.

Politics › Re: More Boko Haram Fighters Surrender To Troops (Picture) by Femeto: 4:46pm On Aug 15, 2021

Politically motivated Boko boys surrendering.

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Family › Re: If You Are Struggling So Hard And Money Hasn't Come, Get Married by Femeto: 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2021

saphiere:
Rotarian advises broke unmarried guys to get married. According to him, "some women hold the key to success".

He quoted a Bible verse which says; "He who finds a wife finds a good thing".

Struggle pass struggle o.

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: What Taliban's Imminent Victory In Afghanistan Proves by Femeto: 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2021

SATANICALLY666:
https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1426885405836824584?s=19[/quote]Buhari would be defeated too.

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