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solablings:
Fame is not above the law. Respect authority, follow due process, and let wisdom guide your actions. Everyone should learn from this and act responsibly.

He escaped being put in prison for reckless driving the other day

Rapmoney:
1. Asking people when they will get married when you are not very close to them is plainly stupid. Marriage is part of a person's private life. That should not be your concern.

2. Being overweight and big in size and expecting others to squeeze themselves for you in public transport. They are not the cause of your big size. You lack discipline because you eat too much without exercising. Pay for an extra seat instead of inconveniencing others who might have paid same fare as you.

3. Entering a public place with body and mouth odours and expecting people to respect you. You lie! You have already abused and disrespected yourself by entering a public space in such condition.

4. Impregnating a girl, and expecting others to contribute to the upbringing of the child. Do you think your penis is bigger and more functional than theirs?

5. Informing your boss of your resignation over dissatisfaction, and accepting the job back again after he/she pacified you. Na premium sack and disgrace dey front gidigba dey wait you.

6. Fighting someone who will lose less than you if things go wrong. Not every fight is worth the stress.

7. Staring at strangers for too long and in an unnecessary manner. It makes people scared and uncomfortable.

8. Talking to people you do not know about your life in public transport.

9. Do not switch immediately to answering a call while discussing with somebody, without seeking their permission to opt out. When you are discussing with someone and a phone call comes in, excuse the person and take the call. The person is not a tree. He/she deserves to be regarded.

10. When you are walking on a tiny space and someone is at your back moving at a higher speed than yours, give them allowance to pass. They are not your bodyguard.

11. Going on a date and pressing your phone throughout the period. You should have told the other person that both of you would be having a phone pressing challenge instead of a date.

12. Using your fingers to pick your nose and still expecting others to shake you when you stretch out your hand.

13. When you meet someone who is way older than you, allow them to stretch out their hand for a handshake, and not the other way round.

14. When someone calls you on phone, you speak first, except the call is suspicious. Don't keep quiet and allow the caller to speak first.

15. Do not enter someone's house with dirty feet, or use their toilet without flushing. You will never know the stress it took them to put their house in order.

16. When you borrow something from someone, return it after use. Do not allow them to ask you for it or come to you to get it.

You can add yours.

Being overweight is not always about eating too much though

From china to the World

Pierocash:
Baba all the lecturers I know are doing well, rich and some , even super rich.

Don't rate them with cars , you will never know their true worth. All the lecturers I know are employers. Even the ones that don't have companies have investments heavily in real estate , but still driving cheap cars to deceive people

Lies

Same lecturers that are being owed by the govt

Same prof that earn level 7/8 salaries in some fed agency

Are people really surviving on these salaries

They will soon buy the place n convert it to church

MossLuv:
Adam in Idoma means "my father". I don't know what you are trying to say here

Read to know what I m trying to say. You people borrowed the word

dallasi:
SN NAME GENDER MEANING
1 ABOH Masculine War Lord
2 ACHIENI Feminine Unexpected
3 ADAH Masculine Father of nations
4 ADOLE Masculine Father of the house
5 ADAM Masculine My Father
6 AGABA Masculine Lion
7 AGBENU Feminine A child is wealth
8 AKOCHE Unisex My own
9 AKUM Feminine My own
10 ALECHENU Masculine Unexpected
11 ANYAOLE Feminine Women are makers of a home
12 ANYEBE Masculine Victory
13 APEH Masculine Apeh is the Idoma name for scabbard, the sheath scabbard used in protecting a sword.
14 EBO Feminine Peace
15.Adakole – Father of the house
16 EHI'KOWOICHO Feminine God’s Gift
17 EJE Masculine. Tiger
18 EJELIKWU Masculine Born for death (usually given when there has been frequent deaths of newborns in the family)
19 EK,OCHE Masculine My own
20 EKONDU Masculine The lord’s own
21 EKOWO Feminine God’s time
22 ELAKECHE Feminine Mysteries of the world
23 EMIENE Feminine Man proposes, God disposes
23 EMOCHE Masculine Born a King
24 ENAYI Feminine Mother of children
25 ENE Feminine Mother
25b EDUGWU Feminine. Citadel of Blessing
26 ENEKOLE Feminine Mother of the family
27 ENENCHE Masculine Good tidings (Thanks to God for seeing the dawn of a new day)
28 ENOCHE Feminine Mother of a King
29 EWACHE Masculine Majority decision rules
30 ICHEKANI Masculine Tomorrow cannot be forseen
31 IHOTU Unisex Love
32 IJEWODA Feminine Money is a source of pride
33 INALEGWU Masculine I have been vindicated
34 NGBEDE Masculine Happiness
35 OBE Masculine Industrious
36 OBOGWU Masculine Brave Part
37 OBOTU Masculine Comforter (peace at heart)
38 OCHANYA Feminine Queen
39 OCHE Masculine King. The variant Otse is used by people from Ado Local Government Area.
40 OCHEFIJE Feminine A human is worth more than money
41 OCHEJE Masculine No one really knows why except God
42 OCHEME Masculine A generation of Kings has ended
43 OCHEJE Masculine The position of a leader is a burden
44 OCHOHEPO Masculine God is the best judge
45 OCHOJILA Masculine Peoples King
46 ODALEKO Unisex Season i.e there is time for everything.
47 ODUMU Masculine Hyena
48 ODANGBO Masculine My gift
49 OGANYA Feminine Women Leader
50 OGBOLE Masculine Leader of family home (usually given when a father dies before the birth of a child)
51 OGEBE Masculine East
52 OGODO Feminine Mother of all mums
53 OGWA Feminine Abundance
54 OJONYE Masculine One who is compassionate hardly receives compassion from others
55 OKWORI Masculine Persevering against all odds
56 OLOCHE Masculine Having friends & family is true wealth.
57 OMABA Masculine Welcome
58 OMALE Masculine A renowned scribe
59 ONJEFU Masculine Who can predict tomorrow?
60 ONNAH Masculine Miracle
61 ONOJA Masculine Market leader (a very resourceful person)
62 ONUM Masculine He that pursues me in my innocence, pursues shadows.
63 ONYECHE Feminine Who wants to be relegated?
64 ONYECHI Feminine A child dedicated to the gods
65 ONYEJE Feminine Who knows tomorrow
66 ONYEMOWO Feminine Who knows tomorrow?
67 ONYEYIBO Feminine A beautiful child.
68 ONYILOKO Feminine Woman of strong virtues
69 OOFUNI Feminine God’s grace is not sourced by force
70 OWOICHO Masculine God
71 OWOLOYI Feminine Every child belongs to God
72 OYA Feminine Friend
73 OYIBINGA Feminine I can endure for a child
74 OYIFIODA Masculine A child is greater than wealth
75 OYIWODA Feminine A child is a source of pride
76 OGWA. Feminine Rainy reason
77 ABAKPA Masculine Stranger from the North
78 ATAMA Masculine Chief Priest
79 ONYI (kpechi) Feminine daughter of harmattan
80 IDENYI. Femine the River goddess
81 ENYANWU Feminine. the sun goddess
82 OMAGA Masculine. the hawk
83 OMONU. Masculine. son of a king (Prince)
83 ONYEJE. Femine. who knows tommorow
84 AMEH Masculine there's an end to everything
85 OCHAYI. Masculine pride of the family
86 OTEIKWU Masculine hunting is deadly
87 AKOGWU. Masculine war hero
88 ABAH Masculine gathering of heroes
89 EJEMBI (Ejeh) Masculine I was given to hold
90 OKOH Masculine. great farmer
91 IDOKO Masculine the one who lives in the farm
92 ELAIGWU Masculine word is as sharp as the sword/blade
93 AKOR. Masculine. war leader
94 OMALE Masculine. wisdom
94 OJOBO Masculine God is great
95 EGBA Masculine. shout of victory/joy
96 OKAY. feminine royal bead
97 ODACHI feminine. strange, miracle
98 OJECHEMA Masculine the one who came to test the word
99 OBEKPA. Masculine treasurer
100 ANYEBE Masculine fearless warrior/lungs
101 OCHUBE. Masculine success story
102 EKERE Masculine. sickness is not a barrier/
overcomer
103 OGODO feminine. treasured box
104 APEH Masculine. sword
105 INEDU Masculine home of peace
106 APOCHI Masculine back of a tree/strength
107 OKPE Masculine. the seer/eagle
108 ABUTU Masculine descendant of Utuoja
109 OGWUCHE Masculine. King's blessing
110 AGBO. Masculine. town crier
111 ICHEKANI Masculine don't conclude on my present situation
112 ANEH. feminine favour, precious leave
113 OKWO Masculine. the pillar
114 EMA feminine peace
115 OBUTE. Masculine crossover/victory
116 ALADI feminine new beginning
117 ADAMA Masculine father's favourite
118 IKWUJE Masculine death knows this
119 AJEH Masculine land
120 ENOKELA unisex. day of reckoning
121 UJAH masculine war
122 ONYEMOWO who knows my destiny
123 ONYECHE feminine. who wants others to succeed
124 EDOKA feminine a question has been asked
125 EKOJA masculine the one who was born in the market
126 ONYEJECHE. who knows the word
127 OWONYA. feminine saved by grace or freedom
128 ONOGWU masculine. war leader
129 OWOLE feminne child of destiny
130 ONYAOMALE feminine wisdom
131 ONYIOWO feminine. woman of rain
132 OCHAI masculine. king of babies
133 ONMA masculine. ornament
134 OWOICHOJUM Unisex God is my sufficiency
135 OOYA'KONDU Unisex The Lord's doing

Proudly Idoma

Adam is not one of them

The name Adam derives from Hebrew roots. It means "man," "humanity," or "son of the red earth". It stems from the Hebrew word adamah, meaning "ground" or "earth,"

Gospel367:
Good day gurus in the house,

Please For über, what's the best recommendation for me.

I am exploring Nigerian used corolla or camey 2006 - 2008 for budget of less than 4M

Someone suggested if I can raise the bar to 5M, I should go for corolla 2010 or Yaris 2010 (the one with protruded back like corolla).

Please, what's the advice cos I am looking for durability and less mechanic wahala. I am also open to any better option despite the brand, mustn't be Toyota. Most importantly , I am looking for 4cylinder engine (or I don't know if it's 4 plug it's called)

camry is roomy with good clearance

Kingdavid579:
Good day, house.

I'm about to join the "car owner" association for the first time and I'm seriously considering a Honda Accord 2007 DC (4-cylinder).

The funny part is that I don't even know how to drive yet, so this car will literally teach me how to drive and hopefully not teach me financial lessons too. 😂

I'm a businessman in Abuja, and apart from personal use, I might put it on Uber or Bolt for a while to bring in some extra income instead of letting it sit idle.

My priorities are simple:

- Reliability.
- Fuel economy.
- Affordable maintenance.
- Availability of spare parts.
- Peace of mind.

For those who have owned or driven one, would you recommend it as a first car?

Is it a sensible choice, or should a first-time owner look elsewhere?

What are the common issues to watch out for before buying one?

Abeg, advise a future car owner before I use my hard-earned money to buy premium stress. 😄

Run o
If you want to live...run o

Kingrshd3:
We're can one get that ?

Women get many nail polish. Go to women section in any mall

Mariangeles:
Why?

Strict rap culture doesn't last in Nigeria

Less than 1m..imagine

Englishisamust:
Fifa boy at it again. Egypt was playing against argentina, ref and fifa. Make dem kuku give argentina the trophy make we know

cry...its a must

Justnation:
Lionel Messi is a FIFA creation, an establishment superstar.

Christiano Ronaldo is a self made and self propelled superstar who worked hard and merited all the honor he got. I salute christiano Ronaldo

cry me a river

The everlasting GOAT

Put them behind bars asap

flokii:
You still have a lot to learn kiddo.. even inside mathematics, many kinds of mathematics still dey.

Haba...they are still growing. Congratulate him. He even managed to sleep in exam hall at some point

No freedom anywhere...her pillow dey wet every night

Believe social media at your own peril

Face them..na same hausa una dey speak

Vixlot:

Nigeria-China Rail Partnership Delivers New Trains for Lagos

Lagos has taken a major step toward modern public transport with the delivery of new trains for the Red Line.

This is what value-aligned partnerships can look like. Through its cooperation with China, Nigeria’s… pic.twitter.com/GKsGGR9rGG

— The Spearhead (@Spearhead_Af) July 7, 2026

We need more boats Sanwo

I m bringing back sdp

Attention seeker oshi

Kingrshd3:
Hello everyone 🤗

A brother or a step brother is having this issue and he is over 45+ now so I told him I haven't seen such in my life even if he is older than me with just 2 years .

Anytime he finish washing plate or hands after eating his finger will got irritated until I snapped it and upload to AI to get the real name called dermatophagia..

Plz is there anyone that have seen this before in Nigeria or my brother was from the Mars or Jupiter.

See pictures below

👇

Replace the habit with another habit

Apply Bitter Polish, bitter-tasting nail polish to his fingertips. This creates an immediate sensory reminder if he automatically puts his fingers in his mouth.

Na water dey still take baff am

Fela don talk am finish: If water kill your child, na water you go use

Caostal road is sacrosant

Putinofrussia:
Great one from great students but why is the Olympiad always so easy like this?

past questions tinz

Wrong genre choice

Let the bombing begins

US is no longer at the WC

Salary unknown

Let's have it

Dedaperfection:
Lois Adedamola Arowolo,
Congratulations, Your cv was received and We’re pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the role of an Administrative Assistant at Avalon Outsourcing.
We would like to invite you to defend the position applied for in an Assessment session with our hiring team.

Date: Monday 8th , June, 2026.
Time: 8am (No African Time, Gate closes 08:10am)
Location : Plot 15/16 Ogba-Ikeja Rd,
Car wash B/ Stop After KFC Eatery, Ogba, Lagos.

The assessment session will give us the opportunity to learn more about your qualifications, background, and potential for the role.
You’ll also receive more information about the position and our expectations.
Please come along the following
1. A valid means of identification
2. Your resume / CV
3. A printed copy of this invitation email
4. Dress corporately.

Kindly Respond to this email to confirm your attendance.

For Inquiries and Directions
Call: 08125178830
Email: recruitment@avalonoutsourcing.org

Disclaimer:
We are an outsourcing firm that screens and refers candidates to employers. We bridge the gap between employer and employee by linking organizations with candidates who have the potential and skill set needed for their roles.

Thank you for your interest in Avalon Outsourcing. We look forward to speaking with you.

Warm Regards,
Avalon Outsourcing
Recruitment Team
recruitment@avalonoutsourcing.org
www.avalonoutsourcing.org

They are recruitment agency, its genuine

However the interview date don pass

The interview date is Monday, 8 June 2026, which has already passed. If you received it after that date, it was likely sent in error or is an old template.

No a reputable agency will use "no african time," though

See salary chai

Requirement / job description come long pass the salary

Graduate dey suffer