₦airaland Forum

Long overdue

ekensi01:
Hello guys this may sound somehow but its the truth.

They is this girl i started talking to her some months back but i havent tell her to be my gf yet. I'm a young guy who hasnt have sex yet but since i graduated from secondary school the feeling for sex keeps growing day in day out.

So this lady told me that she love me i didnt say anything. Today evening she told me tomorrow she is coming to my house to spend the night.

I want you guys to tell me what to do.

I cant imagine myself having sex for the first time.

I asked because people pregnant girls and ask for advice i dont want that i want to hear you before i think over it this night and know what to do tomorrow.

Help out.

Go and get a condom novice!

Bravo123:
The federal government has bowed to pressure and reversed the decision to merge Christian Religious Knowledge (CRK) with Islamic Religious Knowledge (IRL).

The Nigerian Educational and Development Council (NERDC) has therefore been directed to reinstate CRK and IRL as separate subjects in the country's education curriculum.

The Minister of State for Education, Anthony Anwuka at a meeting with commissioners of Education and stakeholders in Abuja on Thursday said the reversal became necessary given the controversy the policy change generated in the country.

Anwuka, who represented the minister of Education, Alhaji Adamu Adamu said that the policy initiative aimed at reducing the number of subjects thought in schools was initiated by the previous government...

Read more http://alabingo.com/2017/07/fg-reinstates-cr…subjects-schools/

Nice one.....when are they going to bow to $1= N1

Dablack1:
hello nairaland

a friend of mine send me message on whatapp asking me that what can be the problem that anytime he is having sex and he cum .it is always watery instead of it to b thick @ least a little.... but is cum is always coming out like urine

pls what can be the cause??

your friend or you?

Stop masturbating and change your diet

Also

Eat more foods containing vitamin C, antioxidants, zinc, and amino acids.

Wear boxers instead of pants

Avoid taking baths. Showers are fine,

Reduce your stress levels and manage your weight.

Get enough rest and stay away from lubricants during sex.

oladeebo:
let's count:-
1. N1000
2. N500
3. N200
4. N100
5. N50
6. N20
7. N10
seven bank notes currency denomination!

N5

smileslola:
...I realized I'll be 34 soon. Time has crept by and I''m still so single. It's time to find a man. A real man!

About Me:
I'm female...yoruba...Lagosian
I really don't look anything near 34yrs, more like 25...lol
I'm very fit, moderately tall, pretty face.
I'm naturally gentle and quiet
I have a good job and a masters degree

What I want
Good looking man, fit, at least moderately tall
Anywhere from 30-40yrs old as long as you are mature.
Very well spoken
Christian, not just a church goer but born again
Lives in Lagos
Genotype AA
Has a good job or business
Has marriage on his mind within the next one year
I don't mind if you have kids, as long as there's no baby mama drama

Any interested guys can reach me by email: smileslola@yahoo.com

wetin you wan take genotype do

optional1:
I thought guys were the ones who find it very difficult to control theirselves and abstain from sex but i just discover that ladies are worst...


Once a lady's leg has open it has opened...
She can't control herself again, she will be chasing different guys to bleep her..

This is very common with unmarried ladies of nowadays.

And is a shame that our moral values which our parents taught us then has die just like that..




Ladies stop opening your legs for all men that knocks at your door...
How many men will enter before the final man who will eat the remnant the left over..
No that no man will love to eat left over..


If our mum where opening their legs, do you think our dads would have married them and they would have given birth to us..






Single Ladies have some self control and abstain from sex is never too late my dear sisters....











In sambisa forest about to take my leave back to my mother's land..

Don't let them control it o.....at times its not urge. Some of them are broke and the only way to make few cash to support themselves is exchanging sex for money

supereagle:
Maybe in your location. Glo all the way where I stay. I don pot to glo from Airtel. Do not tall against glo like that please.

My problem with people like you is that you think everybody lives in your area.

If we do poll, you ll discover that glo network is bad in many areas

Mariinee:
Gifty is way hotter bhet she's dulling herself

you are not bad either... I ll recommend you soon

I remembered when one senior pangolo gave me N1 to buy egg roll worth of N5. As a Somolu boy then, I disappeared with his money

hinky:
I believe if the right one comes, introveted or whatever u ll man up to talk to her...
Life is not too complex as it might seem...


As an introvet, i like being alone but when i dont want to be alone... I dont see anyone to be with cos i cant keep friends...
Sad story..hun..

same here....I can't keep friends. I keep loosing them

Jerrypolo:
Chairman!!!!
You must be a Chelsea fan.
Where there is õzil, Fabregas is best passer.

Well you really never acknowledged him while he was at Arsenal so I am not surprised.

#CommunitySheild #BraceUp

Ozil that is OFF and ON. Consistency is key

obonujoker:
U shall remember this names when it comes to passing....

Zidane
Pirlo
Xavi
Scholes
Seedorf
Jay jay Okocha
Ronaldinho
Iniesta
Platini

All better passers than fabrepass....

Remove Scholes from your list, passing isn't his strength

Paul Schools Strength

Likes to play long balls

Likes to shoot

Plays the ball off the ground often

Commits fouls often

hebenezher:
If he's the best passer ever, what then is Paul pogba!?

best dabber ever

stephenduru:
United Nations Deputy Secretary General,Amina Mohammed, who is currently in Nigeria met with Chibok girls.

She also dined with them.I must say that Nigeria missed a lot by loosing her to UN.Adorable woman with foresight!

See photos after the cut...

http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/deputy-united-nations-secreatry.html?m=1

See overhype ....would her stay turned $1= N100

We once had a certain IMF staff in charge of our economy, yet dollar hit the roof

Maxcollins042:
Actually he is correct

LaExpert:
He's technically correct even though the usage is not in the best form.

TEYA:
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE

All these ponmo men will start a sentence with "cannot"

taylor88:
jedi jedi no be disease



call me that i take my bride price back

its another word for Sugar

sexybbstar:
Women don't know things like this always push their husband out totally and he won't come home again.

This isn't the best way to tackle the issue. Pepper ntori olorun!

Atarodo N50.....O ta lenu!

CoCoLav:
It's expo. It's easy to cheat in maths because it requires little or no input from you. Just copy and paste.

I thought as much

It depends. If m meeting a busty lady, I prefer to stare at the boobs

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has reiterated the government’s decision that any programme meant for Nigerians must be produced in Nigeria, saying he was not appointed Minister to develop the economy of other countries at the expense of the Nigerian economy.

In a statement in Lagos on Wednesday, the Minister said the Creative Industry’s potential of creating 1 million jobs in three years cannot be realized if jobs meant for Nigerians are being exported to other countries under the guise of producing, in other countries, programmes to be consumed in Nigeria.

”I didn’t say that henceforth, all music videos and films will be produced in Nigeria, or that the production of music videos or films outside Nigeria will be banned. All I said was that if a programme is designated as a Nigerian (local) content programme, we will amend the Code to ensure that it is produced in Nigeria,” he said, adding: ”On that, there is no going back.”

The Minister recalled how his office was bombarded with calls from concerned Nigerians when the last edition of the ”Big Brother Naija” was produced in South Africa, saying he subsequently directed the National Broadcasting Commission to investigate the circumstances surrounding the controversy.

”Following the findings, we decided to amend the relevant sections of the Nigeria Broadcasting Code to prevent a repeat of that development.

”We are now in the process of doing that, so that anyone who intends to produce a reality show or similar programmes for Nigerians cannot take the production of such shows outside Nigeria.

”Nigerians are a very proud and resourceful people, and we are sure that no Nigerian will be against a decision to prevent the jobs that can be done in Nigeria by Nigerians from being exported to other countries,” he said.

http://independent.ng/fg-will-not-ban-overseas-production-nigerian-movies-music-videos-lai-mohammed/

barallanee:
na u want am...to whom brain is given sense is expected...

no problem, I go stay my lane jejely

barallanee:
to whom brain is given****sense is expected....follow ur rules

all because of bobby...you dey take style insult me. No be your fault

barallanee:
bkos of u

pls bring it back, I miss the bobby

Is that all? What are they celebrating?

Kondomatic:
Tiwa's forehead needs alignment

hair bender needed

To train untrainable keepers?

You can only train talents

dyadeleye:
Some women and insatiable wants

If you trip a girl to the moon, she will demand to see Jupiter after a while.

she ll always compare you with another. You can't satisfy them

kinibigdeal:
Am not a medical doctor but i just think fatness sometimes had to do with genes and not food.

you are right but at the same time you can control it