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Kalatium:
I had a clean, beautiful timeline in my head when i was a teenager :
Graduate at 20
NYSC at 21
Master’s at 22
Get married by 24 or 25.

Everything was planned like a well-written SOP.
Then Nigeria said, “Relax, I have edits.”

I didn’t even gwt admission early. In my undergraduate days ASUU strike entered like an uninvited guest.
Calendar shifted like NEPA light.
One extra semester became two… then somehow became “just manage it like that.”
Next thing…

I graduated at 27.
At some point, I stopped planning and started observing because in this country, your life plan is just a suggestion. Nigeria is the final editor.

You go draw straight line, life go use biro scatter am .
But here’s the funny part… you still arrive. Just not the way you imagined.
So if your timeline don bend small, calm down.
You’re not behind… you’re just studying in Nigeria.

Still yet to get married

With Nigeria, embrace short plan ..long plans ain't promised

It is always easy for them to increase tarrif, but to provide light 24/7 is now a rocket science

Citizenship is bae

Its achievable irrespective of the yearly increase

The changes is for all immigrants though

ObaKlaz:
I was in Osogbo a few months ago. One dude with his dirty tainted hair walked up to me, "Omo iya mi, wa change die fun mi, kin fi jeun ale"
Didn't even care if I understood Yoruba or not - that's one of the many nonsense that pissed me off with that Osogbo and Osun state generally - they just assume everyone speaks Yoruba.

Nigerians beg, generally. Nigerians, wen dey beg SA players for food and money. Shame wear me Prada!

Dignity is at all-time low among Nigerians.

You are in a core yoruba state like Osun - Osogbo and you didn't expect people to speak yoruba to you...you need deliverance

When I was in the North n East, the people initiated conversation with me in hausa n igbo respectively cos that's the language of their region

Education isn't a scam after all

216 is bae

Gang of APC

ifinger:
This lady I just started dating . She uses waist bead and leg chain ⛓️‍💥 I have heard about many fetish thing about girls who wear them should I be concerned?

You should be

That's irresponsible n probably fetish

enemyofprogress:
yinmu! Just say you have a soft spot for iyabo

I ve just given you the reason

Thank God there is mother there

nlfpmod:

“Are we in Kwara State not part of Nigeria anymore? President Bola Ahmed Tinubu please help us, they are k!’ ll’!ng us. Families are being k1dn?pp3d, homes !nv@d3d and wiped out. We are scared to even step outside. They now move with w3@ p 0n$ and petrol; where are they getting… pic.twitter.com/Xb7hdKuzQy

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) March 27, 2026

The background sound is giving arelu vibes

enemyofprogress:
Who would you trust to speak up for you if you needed public support?

Iyabo any day

She's straighfoward

VDM & Adetoun are snake and clout chasers.

Sowore is a politician

Aishat is Obidient

Titopeblog:
If ain’t working out, walk out - Nigerian man says as he shares his before-and-after divorce photos


https://www.titopeblog.com/2026/03/from-marriage-to-freedom-nigerian-mans.html?m=1



Credit: Henry Soma Anyaji

No more responsibility..I want to make my hair

Poor broadcasting

New jersey, lemon green looks terrible

Great result against team ranked 21

Banky W don't mean to trouble U

Strong Ting is evergreen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geqeCa6XZwc?si=v6NqyuYjHqy5Gjax

Good, this is what we want to hear. But you left out terrorism. Don't just be silent on the matter

Stop negotiating with terrorist

The prize is too small...10m in this economy is like 100k

Juliette5803:
Who are all these people,them no dey finish, Nigeria is so vast that I have not heard of this location,we have too many malfunctioning local government areas

Too many abandoned people/cities

Clokee tee

Just 45 yet looked unkempt

See a smart looking dapper PM

Bobloco:
https://dailytrust.com/apc-convention-fg-shuts-roads-asks-civil-servants-to-work-from-home/#google_

Do they have what it takes to work from home

No light
No credible wifi....just because you want to do "Obasanjo, and Obssanjo"

A good development, especially coming from the region where govt love to invest in mass wedding

Rainy season is just around the corner

CS poorly done

Nig n marternal death

@Poll, none of the above

Documents don't lie

placeofallure:
Oh my! I did all. Suwe and Ten Ten were my best. Some kids even come and rent me to play in their teams. I played hard while I was small. I don't like to read. I can't read for 10 minutes before sleeping off, but I can play from morning till night. How I managed to be brilliant at school still beats me.

Our parents leave us alone and allow us do our thing. I remember we do leave the house and go play in some neighborhood park; we'd be there the whole day, not eating. The environment was much safer for kids then, no kidnappings or child molestation. Good ol' days!

Yes, the environment was much save for kids. We could go as far as the 4th or 5th street to play, no phone or form of communication. They just knew when we are done or hungry, we would come home

Some of the desks are immovable

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QmT8cOTK6s?si=PKev2Dj5Pdt0r-YN

He will carry you go where you no know

Saun, table soccer, rubber fight