₦airaland Forum

Vinshu:
Op I have sex 3 times a day to a max of 5 times.

And in a week, I have sex about 24 times on average as I have sex everyday minimum of 3 times a day. In a month my total number of activities amounts to 75 times on average unless I'm instructed otherwise and refrain completely from any activity for the 30 day period at which I stay celibate.

So op, what are you going to do now with this information?

whogoscam:
Instructed by who?

AxeurdaddyIX:
This one is Serious


FTC!!! This Plot of Land is not for Sale. Take Note

Built2last:
Thats why i said Chibok Parents and family really must enter Guinness book of records. First none came forward to talk to TV about their abducted daughter. None went naked out of grief. None made a fuss over their missing daughter.

Now a man appears with your RESCUED daughter. It is not that the man brought her and was crying and apologizing. NO. In a military rambo-like rescue, both vigilantes and military combined like rice and beans and swung in and rescued your daughter. They "CAUGHT" the kidnapper and serial rapist who had even gotten her pregnant and made her a mother. This man from whom this girl is RESCUED, who did not RETURN her out of his own volition is never arrested, never beaten up, never tortured to show where the rest are. Instead he is flown like a prince and kept in the same hospital bed as the RESCUED girl.

And the girl's parents and brother, instead of biting the man ear who kidnapped their 16 years daughter, instead of trying to murder him, they are silent and allowing their daughter to continue being with him. [b]A man who has kept their daughter away from them and caused them grief, [/b]they are quiet and allowing him access to her as if he gave them bride price.

Let us now juxtapose Ese Oruru's case. Do you think the parents will allow emmmm emmmm emmm. Emir Sanusi parade himself as her husband? Emmm oh Sorry Yinusa. Have you seen Yinusa and Ese in same environment?

Abduction and rape is no joking matter. No matter how much and how long a victim has been with her abductor and how many children they have made, the abductor is separated from the victim and sent to jail while the victim is treated for trauma and other physical and psychological damage that may have occurred.

Truth remains, if it does not look like a duck, walk like a duck and squawk like a duck, it is not a duck. You cannot tell me Buhari and all around him are stupid enough not to know that a rapist is not allowed to continue to be with the victim just because they have a child Surely the president is not that stupid? He must know that the girl and her rapist and abductor must be separated right?

Poor script writers. APC looking for what to celebrate on May 29 after a year of destroying Nigeria and plunging people into suffering. This is the best they could come up with.

Anyway, it is woking. I know many fools who believe this nonsense.

Alezy:
lolz...E clear say u don stay tiv land before

Titto93:
In other news...
JUST TO LAUGH AWAY TODAY'S STRESS"
Dame Patience Jonathan went out for drink with some of the Top Women after which the Waiter brought their bills:-

• Patience Jonathan. N10,400
• Ngozi Okonjo.......... N10,250
• Folasade Bent.........N10,450
• Turai Yar’adua..........N10,200
• Total.........................N41,300

Patience Jonathan said:
I will pay for everyone except Total. Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, after all she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria!

PureWays:
Ooh! I forgot to put: Do not try this at home...

kokoA:
your brain needs hypo.

crotonite:
seconded.

Dexter247:
Bro, i think you need to visit an ophthalmologist.