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Foreign Affairs › Ayatollah Arafi To Take Over From Ali Khamenei by FengChui(op): 10:53am On Mar 01
AYATOLLAH ARAFI APPOINTED AS THE JURIST MEMBER OF LEADERSHIP COUNCIL TASKED WITH TEMPORARILY FULFILLING SUPREME LEADER'S ROLE....

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://x.com/cgtnafrica/status/2028044058925392239&ved=2ahUKEwj8pt2Etv6SAxVKQUEAHdARFm0QFnoECEIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3c1Wu4P3R9N0Jey62cZNlX

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Dead Body Found In Rubble by FengChui(m): 12:16am On Mar 01
mascot87:
Oga, call him name with your full chest "madridguy". Na just mouth him get no level. Keyboard warrior
You no talk am well... You go say na mouth him get like Ayatollah...
NYSC › Re: Corps Member Salutes Late Father’s Body To Fulfill His Final Wish (photos/video) by FengChui(m): 8:35pm On Feb 23
OMEGA009:
This brings tears to my eyes this early morning. I remember when I was promoted to Major and I went to my father’s graveside. I saluted and told him that even if he died a Captain, I’d keep saluting him because he paved the way for me to follow. It’s a tradition I keep doing after every promotion. Let her keep her promise to him. He’s earned that salute, even in death.
Your story brought tears to my eyes bro... Sorry about your loss.
Crime › Re: Man Selling “Throat-Clearing” Drink Apprehended (Video) by FengChui(m): 2:22pm On Feb 11
richiemcgold:
This is Formalin nah 🤥🤥

A.K.A 'sokudalaye'

What else do you expect from a chemical used for embalming corpses?

grin grin
Wait, so Sukkudai na formalin? I don die!
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid To Seun Kuti: 'Hungry Bastard & A Fool At 40! I Big Pass Your Papa' by FengChui(m): 1:21pm On Jan 21
runningriot:
what are Fela's achievements that Wizkid has not accomplished? If Fela should be alive singing now he wouldn't have blown outside the neighborhood of Abeokuta. But Wizkid just dey pay loyalty to the man as symbolic form of respect nothing much!
Did you just type this? Abeg edit am if na mistake.
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi, Nuhu Ribadu, Hope Uzodinma, Others Storms Rivers Government House: by FengChui(m): 12:37am On Jan 11
Someone said that the name of Rivers State Governor is SIMPminilayi Fubara..... Is it true?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Passing Out Parade Of Course-1 NDA Graduating Cadets In 1967 by FengChui(m): 6:53pm On Jan 08
markidoo:
Noticed tribal sentiments right from the word go,, Northern ARMY 🪖
Na them say make your papa and him friends no join military?
Politics › Re: Troops Foil Bandits Movement, Arrest Logistics Supplier In Kogi by FengChui(m): 6:11am On Jan 05
Nten:
We ourselves are the major problem to curbing this menace of banditry and terrorism. How on earth will an inhabitant of a locality be aiding and abetting criminality by providing logistics to bandits to kill and kidnap his people. To gain what now?
Bro, anywhere banditry thrives, there is an insider from the area giving the bandits information.
A group of thieves can't just come to an area they don't know, they can't speak their language and start operations. There is always an inside man.
Romance › Re: "I Won't Cook Or Clean Because I'm Marrying A Billionaire"- Nigeria Lady (video) by FengChui(m): 7:23pm On Jan 02
Carndidlaydid:
A big disgrace to the sisterhood


You wanna marry a billionaire undecided Will heaven fall if you choose to be the billionaire

Ladies like this make me wanna puke
Candid my lady....
It's been ages! How are you doing?
Phones › Re: Help Please: How Can I Retrieve My Powerbank. by FengChui(m): 2:58pm On Jan 01
arantess:
na 50 yrs you dey call old man.

thats a middle aged man oga.
The matter tire me.... I come remove my age from 50 and na very small thing remain....
Culture › Re: Pedro Obaseki Stripped, Taken To Palace Of Oba Bini, Knelt Down- Pics by FengChui(m): 8:30am On Dec 29, 2025
ColdHunter:
This bullocks is exactly why the civilized world think that Africans live under the rocks.

Who is the Oba that he can't be criticized? Is he God?

Even the POTUS is criticized and mocked daily.
The Queen and King of England same and somehow a third world local champion king is untouchable?



Can these thugs do these to Bello- Osagie or an Igbinedion?

Same thing applies to the Muslims who are quick to enforce their useless sharia on the weak and poor, but turn a blind eye when the high and mighty commit same haram.

Bullshit
Thank you for this honest assertion. Benin people are too archaic in their thinking.... They don't know that this oba is a human being like them with blood running in his veins. See the way they tremble and trepidate at the mention of the Oba title.... The same oba that could not tame his dicc and married two sisters form the same father... Very thrash mentality men...
Igbinedion that has coveted the juiciest lands in the Benin metropolis, what have they done to him? Nothing
All these street urchins that go about terrorizing innocent people, I'm talking of Shaba, Ebo Stone and the likes, what has been done to them? Abi the innocent people they are terrorizing are not the subjects of the Oba?

Ask Antoeni to point out what the innocent Don Pedro has done and hear the laughable allegations that would be spurned against him....


Na so I wan buy their cultural robe one time, them tell me say na only royal people dey wear am...
Food › Re: Share Photos Of Your Christmas Cooking And Food by FengChui(m): 10:11am On Dec 26, 2025
Sandralight:
Tinubu no make Christmas sweet again
Lool... Why you talk so
Travel › Re: Ghana Official Rejects ‘detty December’ Label, Pushes New Branding by FengChui(m): 10:38am On Dec 25, 2025
Dbestbrest:
Ghana did not create it, how would they know that 'Detty' means "Developed Entertainment To Treat You" joyously in December. Make dem park for one corner jare. Ghanaians like trolling unnecessarily
You should contest for president bro... Your ability to rebrand and make the unthinkable attractive to the eyes is out of this world...
Sports › Re: All Time List Of African Footballer Of The Year Winners by FengChui(m):
Love800:
Where is okocha, nigerians acclaimed greatest player in super-eagles! Lol.

Okocha wasn't even greater than mikel!
This your comment na one of three things:
1. Na after 1997 dem born you
2. Na back of TV you dey watch
3. The village wey you from grow up, TV no dey, radio no dey, electricity no dey till 2015.
Forum Games › Re: What Is Your Next Move ?? by FengChui(m): 8:27pm On Nov 14, 2025
tragergeorge:
food fit let body first tell you
before cigs let body tell me
but by his grace make we see old age
I no dey chop like glutton bro. If you eat in moderation, body no go tell you anything.

But there's no moderation to smoking. Stop now that you still can. I did and I'm better for it. If you like, continue.
Forum Games › Re: What Is Your Next Move ?? by FengChui(m): 11:07am On Nov 14, 2025
tragergeorge:
and it's not really that bad either
sickness wen some food de give worse and plenty pass Smokin
yet no one is telling anyone to stop eating
motor /plan /bike de kill loads of persons daily yet no one is banning or advising anyone to stop using them
Keep it up then. When body de tell you at old age, I no go kuku de there.
Forum Games › Re: What Is Your Next Move ?? by FengChui(m): 9:24pm On Nov 13, 2025
tragergeorge:
na to waka leave am go find ciga smoke first Ooo
Stop smoking bro, e no good.
Politics › Re: 6 Most Popular Nigerian Military Officers Of All Time by FengChui(m): 7:42pm On Nov 13, 2025
Where is Bukar Suka Dimka?

The only junior officer who single handedly carry out a coup in the history of Nigeria!
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Met Pastor Tobi Adegboyega & He Gifted Her A Dior Handbag(vid) by FengChui(m): 4:20am On Oct 07, 2025
This man go just carry money, go market, buy plenty women bags keep for house, come de do araha as them come de visit am..... This matter no clear.
Forum Games › Re: If A Fat Guy From A Rich Family Is Called Biggy!! What About The Poor Version by FengChui(m): 6:10pm On Oct 01, 2025
Love800:
All of dem are called biggie.

Notorious B.I.G was from a poor home but stood with his pet name till he was rich!
He didn't. His pet name was Chrissy Poo. A name he abhorred so much.
Celebrities › Re: “wash Her Plate!” — Cubana Chief Priest Gives Peller Love Advice by FengChui(m): 5:09am On Sep 30, 2025
cloud:
funny you don't seem to understand. He wasn't literally talking about plates.
When you look at his name, you'll see what he did there.
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2025
davillian:
i know phase 3
but i don de lagos de hustle im 2017 grin
Which department you finish from?
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:59pm On Sep 17, 2025
Exousiang01:
The one wer dey surprise me now na how you dey always dey were falled artists dey perform.
Rather strange if you ask me
If your work time and play time takes you to different bars and you get paid for visiting the bars, you'll see enough to write a book. From the lifestyle of barmen who live inside the bar, bar boys shagging bar girls, bar girls using the job as a cover to get clients for their hooks hustle, men who drink to stupor, forget themselves and the road to their houses, bar owners who get angry when their bar girls refuse sexual advances from customers, waking up in the morning to see ice cold drinks bursting in the freezer, leftover pepper soup from yesterday's sales that went bad and how to rejuvenate the taste and make it taste good for sales again, failed artists' shows like the ones I mentioned, and great performances from great artists.... The list is endless bro... I used to get paid to get drunk and get get people drunk. It's a fun filled space to be.
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:47pm On Sep 17, 2025
marlow1962:
This is to show you that, the music industry no be wertin person think say e be.

People think that those extravaganza of lifestyle they display on TV's, with their fake big lab ice diamonds and hired luxury cars say na them get am. You will now see low iq Nigerians analysing their fake lifestyle, using it to put pressure on themselves.
Bro.... It's really crazy. Leave all these guys doubting my story. Even in a saner clime like America, artistes still go broke to zero that some of them end up on the streets or even in jail owing to unpayable debts, talk less of Nigeria where nothing works.
You will be shocked what is happening to a lot of big names of yesteryears.
When Lucky Udu says "How many of you remember this guy" una think say na play....
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:40pm On Sep 17, 2025
Trendie247:
Are you a barman?
Looool.... My work and lifestyle takes me to a lot of bars.
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:39pm On Sep 17, 2025
davillian:
i go like know the name of the beer parlor because anywhere then de drink beer for gwags i suppose know there
was in gwags from 2006 to 2012
The bar was not existent as at 2012. The bar is called Fish Bar. It is located along that Yoruba Community bar axis in Phase 3. The guy came to Gwags around 2017-2018 thereabout. I even follow am snap pic that year but it got lost in the process of changing phones.
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:36pm On Sep 17, 2025
Silentgroper:
Jesse jags??


M.i brother. Tah!!!


Na lie ..
.chocolate city record label no dey again??
Bro, if I tells you that guy story for J Town, you sef go shame for am.
Celebrities › Re: May D’s Lagos Performance Sparks Online Reactions (Video) by FengChui(m): 8:51pm On Sep 16, 2025
This one even better now.... Terry The Rapman bin come perform for one beer parlor for Gwagwalada some years back. You need to see as Baba de beg for smoke before him go perform. Omo, the thing shame me.

Na Jesse Jags own even surprise me pass. Baba come one bar for federal low cost in Jos just two years ago and he had to beg people to buy him beer! My body just dey hot as I de reason the matter de go house...

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