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Properties / Re: The Superstitious Belief Behind The Abandonment Of The Building Close To Zuma Ro by FengChui(m): 10:59am On Oct 25, 2023
dollynnn:
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Reply me joor. I feel we were friends with our old monikers.
Crime / Re: How Man Raped Septuagenarian To Death –police by FengChui(m): 10:04am On Oct 25, 2023
Sucre6:


You are a sick sick pathetic bastard.

I don report am. He’s off to the slammer doing some time.

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Phones / Re: Why Is It Called Type-c Charger? by FengChui(m): 10:31pm On Oct 09, 2023
MrAgbako:
Shinedu go buy type D charger😂

Abeg no use laff kee me na
Celebrities / Re: Reactions Trail BBN Tacha's Dressing As She Visits Lagos State CP by FengChui(m): 11:12am On Oct 07, 2023
Enddy50ty:
I don't understand all these sexual perverts disguised as fashion police.
What's wrong about her dressing..??
She's an entertainer, a celebrity. She's into showbiz for crying out loud. She did not go to visit the Pope.

Na police station entertainer dey work? If she has any business at a police station, she should be decently dressed. We are tired of seeing slippers in the name of brrreast.
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Deletes Napoli Pictures From Instagram by FengChui(m): 6:20pm On Sep 27, 2023
Gunayo:
Don't be surprised Na because they are new every morning.

It’s the same person bro…
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Deletes Napoli Pictures From Instagram by FengChui(m): 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2023
Chapels:
Please guys, pls don't just scroll pass, please come to my aid. I don't know what else to do. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy. Amen
Acct num; Angela Oyom
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G.TBank

Yesterday it was newmorning, today na chapels… Angela, stop begging.

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Naira Marley Issues Statement by FengChui(m): 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2023
Newmorning:
Please guys, pls don't just scroll pass I beg you in the name of GOD. Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
Acct num; Angela Oyom
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G.TBank

Every day you create a new moniker to use for begging. Angela must you beg? Haba… Even if na ololo work, go do am and stop begging.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by FengChui(m): 11:17pm On Sep 25, 2023
PrinceofAgoAre:
7044666746
Palmpay..

thanks bro.. D prince of princes shall reward u.

i'll take note of this moniker.. If u ever in need of help, i'll be right to render my assistance.. I promise

Thanks for the gratitude bro. May God almighty replenish our pockets.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by FengChui(m): 10:40pm On Sep 25, 2023
PrinceofAgoAre:
Princes are humans too. They do when d situation warrants it.

Lol… Paste aza.
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by FengChui(m): 10:30pm On Sep 25, 2023
Urheadmaster:
This kind big fish de run belle after consuming it alone tongue

How you wan take chop this fish alone? When you’re not iconicR
Nairaland / General / Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by FengChui(m): 10:28pm On Sep 25, 2023
PrinceofAgoAre:
Pls could someone kindly help me with 2k.

You’re a prince for God’s sake! Princes don’t beg.

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Fashion / Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by FengChui(m): 10:23pm On Sep 25, 2023
thesilentman:
Any Nigerian woman that puts on waist beads is either loose,a slut signaling for clients or her man fancied it...This is the statistics=70%-for slutting,even laced with juju.30%-Husband/man wanted it that way.In any case,majority of them can still be bleeped by a third party,even if they are seemingly taken...and to cap it all,waist beads don't have any fashion value except/ until the wearer exposes it,wittingly or unwittingly...
on a lighter note,the last mw i banged,i took her waist beads with me as a souvenir of our escapades..and then later gifted it to another mw-such is the level of my badness.

Which scientific study gave you these statistics please? When and where was it published? I’m really curious to find these answers.

Una go just open mouth waaaa spew maggots.

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Fashion / Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by FengChui(m): 10:21pm On Sep 25, 2023
isabi2lof:
What of guys that puts them on ?

They’re bastards.

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Fashion / Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by FengChui(m): 10:20pm On Sep 25, 2023
keymatt:
You no know say waist beads, nose rings, leg chain 🔗 etc na marine products? If you do mistake marry marine girl wey dey wear these things, your own don finish. Na so she go cage you like chicken 🐔 for her kingdom. You no go live a fulfilled life.

Make she cage me jare. Of what use am I to another woman when I’m married? Please if you know of those marine girls, give me their control. Woman wey get time to jazz man na because she like am and she no wan lose am to another woman.

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Food / Re: Fisherman Catches A Shark In Bayelsa Community (Pictures) by FengChui(m): 7:10pm On Sep 23, 2023
Gadafii:
If dinosaurs and dragons were real and they appeared in Nigeria, they may end up inside clay pot of hot pepper soup

You no even talk of vampires….
Politics / Re: This Picture Of Wike Will Show You How Power Can Dry A Person by FengChui(m): 12:17am On Sep 23, 2023
This man no dey take mkpuru-mmiri so? 🤔

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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by FengChui(m): 12:12am On Sep 23, 2023
GODPUNISHALABI:
He rapped about killing niggas with their mouth open... . 2 months later he was killed with his mouth open

And you can never achieve 1/100 of what he achieved in 25 years even if you have 3 lifetimes.

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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by FengChui(m): 12:10am On Sep 23, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
Same year is when Imole Mohbad was born!
Sharing June as birth month with Tupac, now died at same month. Death is rocking 9ja Atm, we feeling the HEAT


Year
Mohbad 16th June, 8days after Tupac's birthday 8th June. 16 ÷ 2 = 8
Died 12th September, while Tupac died 13th. 13 - 12 = 1
... & both Age 27 . kiss 🤔


PAC did not die at 27 oga.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Orders Oyo Traditional Rulers To Stand Up And Greet Him by FengChui(m): 5:57am On Sep 16, 2023
Scripture5:
Please guys, pls if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
Acct num with faith; Angela Oyom
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6041
G.TBank

The day wey I help you, you no gree say thank you.
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by FengChui(m): 11:19pm On Aug 28, 2023
Versitee:


She is the one. I saw their telegram chat. It was awful

If that is you on your profile, you might need to cheat on your husband with me!!!!

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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by FengChui(m): 8:20am On Aug 25, 2023
okoroemeka:
the real thing I like is that you said you are a made man and ok,all these things you are complaining about your wife is solvable,the solution?don't let her use sex as a weapon to fight you,be a nice husband but ignore her sexually,she has her pvssy,you have your dick,no one must take undue advantage or Monopoly over the other,restrain your sexual feelings for the time being and stop whining and begging for sex,it demeans a man,it might not be easy but you can explore other avenues to relieve the pressure and times like this exploring a side chick will not be a bad idea and the added bonus of been served collapsed doggy style will make the temptation easy on the mind

You’re a bad boy… a very bad boy…
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by FengChui(m): 3:34pm On Aug 16, 2023
donbachi:
Na for quick access

Quick unfettered access
Sports / Re: Shop The Latest Nike Air Jordan 12 Basketball Shoes At Jordan12low.com by FengChui(m): 6:22am On Aug 16, 2023
Is this still available
Properties / Re: The Superstitious Belief Behind The Abandonment Of The Building Close To Zuma Ro by FengChui(m): 8:30am On Jul 25, 2023
dollynnn:



Hmm
This is serious


Thanks for sharing

Thanks for reading too. It’s a long story sha.
Do you stay in Abuja?
Properties / Re: The Superstitious Belief Behind The Abandonment Of The Building Close To Zuma Ro by FengChui(m): 6:12am On Jul 25, 2023
@dollynnn

It’s a long story. But I’ll be brief.
Runout has it that there’s a kidnapping ring domiciled around there. They are so powerful that everyone staying around that place (including the building in the picture) had to run for their lives.
I learnt that the kidnappers’ den is filled with different peoples, men and women. The men are forced to sleep with the women and get them pregnant. Once the woman gives birth, the baby is collected from her and pounded in a mortar with some other powerful charms.
Rumors also had it that lots of big men in Abuja throng the place for sales of humans and human parts that they use to make jazz.
I didn’t believe the story until two people I knew told me they were kidnapped in the place. In fact, as recently as two months ago, one of my sales girls came and told me that she was kidnapped and taken to that same place.
Religion / Re: Funny Prayer Request(s) You've Ever Heard by FengChui(m): 4:58pm On Jul 23, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
Here to read comments.

You hav a dick appointment and you are praying for journey mercies.
You are a yahoo boy lying and full of fraud but praying to God to make your client pay or borrow money to send to you.
You are doing exam malpractice and praying to God not to be caught.
You de go olosho house and you wan knack raw and praying to God to protect you from STDs and STIs.

... The list is endless

@bold
What if the olosho de come my house? 🤔

Wisdom just choke me for throat.
Romance / Re: Dj Cuppy. Why Her Relationships Will Never Work And What She Needs by FengChui(m): 1:26pm On Jul 17, 2023
Fmghewzy:


Crap, I am even surprised by the amount of people who agrees with her and think she is saying something meaningful.

Omo people wey normal for this country no plenty at all

Lols…
Abeg no kill me with laugh….

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Romance / Re: Dj Cuppy. Why Her Relationships Will Never Work And What She Needs by FengChui(m): 12:25am On Jul 17, 2023
sukkot:
So Looking at Dj cuppys ORI aka star alignments she is solar-Scorpio meaning she has a ruling class , take charge kind of mentality. An alpha . Bold and strong and assertive. However her Luna is in Taurus and then ingress into Gemini. What this means is that there is a program energy in her of being STUCK AND REPLACED. Meaning an energy of coming to a halt and then being stuck and then being replaced. So this is a ruling class energy that will get stuck and replaced. Now this is the energy around her and any man she joins with ? If he is spiritually weaker than her then this her energy will overpower the man and these things in her energy will control the mans life. A good example of that is Victor Anichebe whose energy is weak ( cancer and Taurus ) and so when she got with him that her energy took control and he grounded to a halt ( his club got relegated and got replaced by another club in premiership ) and was replaced. His whole life kinda grounded to a halt and he was replaced.

Then we have this Ryan Taylor character who is solar Pisces meaning this would be someone looking to explore their spirituality and get into esoteric wisdom and so his spirit is stronger than anichebes spirit but yet not as strong as cuppys because his Luna is Capricorn-Aquarius and so for her spirit not to get him stuck and replaced , this is someone who has to get away from her because his soul calling is towards growth in the esoterica spiritual metaphysical wisdom

And so her only form of stability will be with a man who is a star seed because those types of men , their energy are the spiritual alpha energys and can never be influenced by interaction with women. These are alpha energys. Star-seed energys . And these are the only men that would stick and she would be happy with . These star seed alpha spiritual alignments combinations occur in only 3 zodiac houses

Even the grinding to a halt and being replaced that happened to Anthony Joshua is caused by his secret liaison with her because his energy field is very weak too ( solar libra and Luna Aries-Taurus ) ( grounded to a halt and replaced by aleksandar usyk )

What is this one saying?
Romance / Re: Fetish Love For Cucumbers by FengChui(m): 1:35am On Jul 08, 2023
Hello Candidlady…
Health / Re: Joyce Ijeoma Collapses While Breaking Guinness World Records For Longest Massage by FengChui(m): 2:49pm On Jul 04, 2023
Candidlady:
lipsrsealed undecided

Females get wahala Sha thank God she scaled through..

The masseurs should be arrested

That was how one nearly press me to death at a very popular spa around lokogoma all in the name of massage


Wicked gender

So na Abuja you dey… That’s nice!
Romance / Re: This Is The Funniest Thing I've Seen This Year (pics) by FengChui(m): 12:43am On Jul 01, 2023
Uten9z:
This is because our government have not yet seen or try to employ the ya... guys for security effects.

For instance if these guys are employed for cyber fxns as braking into the securities of all those developed countries doing nukes and putting their logos there they won't take us seriously.

Imagine that we shot down electrify in any of the nations making nukes for 3days from Niga them go negotiate developing our war power towards nutralizing attack nukes on sky or into the ocean and as such we go become more powerful than those country.

Don't get me wrong but if any nation feels like producing a mass destruction weapon as nuke to be valid and recon with in our today society whereas they use cyber space in handling this weapons, we who can't be relevant because we have not such facilities or know how to remain as powerfu can have guys that can shot change the programming can be equal owners where so ever. Why production of those such are bad and worse than what so ever those guys do.

Let the security employ and use them gainly then the battle line will be drawn better as Said.


Which kain Igbo you de smoke bro?

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