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Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by FengChui(m): 2:33am On Apr 23
See him oversized boxers….

The nigga go don de do am tey tey. Him go don reason am say hotel na waste of bar, make them run am sharply for office.

Last last, towtow you no see despite say the kpak don rise….. Over 20 years career gone down the drain….. Plus jail term….. Not to talk of the shame on him and his family…..

So if the wife de go market now, street nigghas go dey say “come see the woman wey the husband wan tidy married woman inside him office”


Or if the child de argue with him friends, the friends go say “oga shut up! No be your Popsy wan tidy inside office that year wey them catch am? Wetin you get to talk?”


Chai…. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!


Looking at all these, is it worth it? And single girls go de wey even ready to tidy am for nothing o….
Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by FengChui(m): 11:13pm On Apr 20
Bread and Squadron.

Garo garo…. Boiled rice and beans with oil, maggi and pepper sprinkled over it.

God punish poverty…
Food / Re: My Brother Killed This Wildpig Yesterday by FengChui(m): 9:51pm On Mar 08
EdiskyHarry:
Wow wow wow

Allah Akbar!
Family / Re: I Caught My Younger Sister Committing Adultery With A Married Man by FengChui(m): 11:25pm On Feb 24
shortgun:

Scold the man as what abeg?
Scold the man as a person protecting his sister from harm and a tarnished image in the community.
Like Kobojunkie rightly said, it takes two to tango. The sister did not drag him to her room, he came there with his two left legs to activate the third leg.
If na me sef, na the man I get business with.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by FengChui(m): 11:13pm On Feb 24
missKeri:
Larry Gaaga ft 2Baba -- Iworiwo
Whiz Khalifa -- Roll Up

To think that you haven’t commented for almost 5 years! Wow!!! What happened?
Crime / Re: Plateau Women Seize, Destroy Liquors For Making Their Husbands Irresponsible by FengChui(m): 5:54pm On Feb 03
egunna:
that it is sold world wide does not make it right. If this had happened in Kano or Kaduna, your reaction wud have been different.

So the whole world is wrong and only Islam is right ai?
If it happens in Kaduna or Kano, it still doesn’t deter me. Alcohol is sold in both places. And it will interest you to know that those places you mentioned are part of the biggest alcohol markets in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Plateau Women Seize, Destroy Liquors For Making Their Husbands Irresponsible by FengChui(m): 7:10am On Feb 03
Hadone:
Good move!! They bear witness of the negative consequences the alcohol infiltrates on their husbands hence taking such action. This happened in a Christian dominated location, therefore stop cursing the sharia police in Kano and other Muslims dominated areas. Alcohol is always a bad substance no matter how some negative thinking people or authorities legalized it
Dey play. Your religious extremism no go allow you read to the end. And even if you did, you have become so myopic that you don’t realize that alcohol is sold worldwide.

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by FengChui(m): 2:43am On Jan 22
ceeceeco:
For your mind.

You de mind the ignoramus? Na people like them dey cut certain percentage from their allowance to pay men on a steady.
Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by FengChui(m): 11:23pm On Jan 09
sherylbaky:
The comment I have been looking for, the issue got Kola Olawuyi kicked out of federal radio back then. It is well

You get…. Why are people so forgetful? At a time, I come de think say “abi na me no know wetin I hear again?”
Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by FengChui(m): 1:00am On Jan 09
I remember listening to Kola Olawuyi on his program on radio that year a a kid. That is about 30 years now. The guy really exposed TB Joshua and honestly, I always knew there was something sinister about that man.

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Romance / Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by FengChui(m): 8:55am On Jan 05
LikeAking:


Arabs - -

So na Arabian continent e dey…. Dey play.
Romance / Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by FengChui(m): 4:30am On Jan 05
LikeAking:


Did u see any African country there?

Egypt na wetin?
Romance / Re: Christmas Alone by FengChui(m): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2023
Matix222:


You stay alone?

Yea!
Romance / Re: Nairaland has gone to the Dogs by FengChui(m): 10:16am On Dec 25, 2023
You’re also guilty if your accusation. The title you gave this article is derogatory.

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Romance / Re: Christmas Alone by FengChui(m): 10:14am On Dec 25, 2023
Yeah…. Here alone in Benin. No friend, no family. Just me myself and I.
Family / Re: We Are Expecting A Baby But My Wife Wants Me To Buy Christmas Rice For Her Mom by FengChui(m): 7:02am On Dec 24, 2023
Zonefree:


A wife that can't afford one bag of rice for her mother is a BIG liability to her husband.

- A man will kneel and beg a woman to marry him.

- Same man will pay bride price

- Same man will organize and foot the weeding bills.

- Same man will pay for hospital bills

- Same man will also take care of the wife's family

All just for procreation? undecided

Wetin man dey gain for marriage


Na man go still expend energy for sex o…
Later when the children grow, them no go sabi their papa…… Na still the women go achieve them.

You stand with woman for bus stop, na the woman lift go carry.
Finish for school, na woman go first you get job.
Check statistics, na women de live longer…

We are doomed to suffer on this earth.
Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by FengChui(m): 12:23pm On Dec 10, 2023
I do 8 super packs with 6 eggs.
But if it’s hungry man, I do between 4 & 5.
Romance / Re: Please What Other Interesting Thing Can I Do With Data? by FengChui(m): 9:01am On Dec 10, 2023
turmacs:
TikTok videos don tire me
YouTube i don't know wetin i wan watch again
I've played enough sportybet for today grin
Porn don tire me


Please can you suggest any other interesting things i can do with data please? I'm seriously bored here, I'm just pressing phone aimlessly up and down cry



You can use data to accept my request.
Romance / Re: You're A Bad Boy: Priest Taps Groom's Head During Wedding Kiss With Bride(Video) by FengChui(m): 12:50am On Nov 13, 2023
Bluesweet your monitoring spirit level fear me… You don register for the past two years, no post, no comment… Haba… Say something abeg make your mouth no dey smell.
Romance / Re: You're A Bad Boy: Priest Taps Groom's Head During Wedding Kiss With Bride(Video) by FengChui(m): 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2023
Omoawoke2:
Different disrespect

Tap my head for my wedding because you be pastor , walahi you go collect . Is he mental?
Baba don observe say men no dey the background. Make he come do this one for my wedding na…. Men go observe am very fast!

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Crime / Re: Toluige Olokoobi Babalola's Husband Was Met On Top Of Her Body by FengChui(m): 3:56am On Nov 12, 2023
ceejay80s:
Make una allow the man rest, he didn't kill his wife,
It's normal for u to come home find ur wife hanging, cut the rope ,bring her down and be on top to see if u can revive her, shey na under her he for dey?
Pray no such thing happen to u, then everyone will become cid for ur matter

The issue here is that, the man said he cried out upon seeing the body and the neighbors came to help him cut her loose and bring down the body. The neighbors on the other hand said that the body was already cut lose by the man and he was found on top of the woman. That is one.
The second issue is, there is no sign on the corpse that the woman died by hanging.

Nobody wishes that the man is guilty but due diligence requires that questions should be asked.

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Phones / Re: This Scammer Scammed Me On Nairaland Phone Page by FengChui(m): 3:46am On Nov 12, 2023
Doglover123456:
you think I’m also that stupid to sell dog on this forum again lol 😂😂😂 one minute silence for y’all scammers thinking I’m gonna buy or sell on here 😩😂😂😂mtfs

So instead of you to address the issue, you chose to label me a scammer? May God reward you according to your words. Have a good day.
Phones / Re: This Scammer Scammed Me On Nairaland Phone Page by FengChui(m): 7:22am On Nov 11, 2023
Doglover123456:
bro check my previous post although na last year something

So I go de search all your posts (not topics) de look for the one of last year, come de find the one wey you talk about the breed of dogs you have when you could have easily posted it here.

No vex bro, I’m not that jobless.
Phones / Re: This Scammer Scammed Me On Nairaland Phone Page by FengChui(m): 11:43am On Nov 03, 2023
Doglover123456:
bro check my previous post although na last year something

Na your topics I check, I no fit de check your post one by one. Na dog wey women de take rub body you de sell Lhasa, Eskimo etc… Na Neapolitan Mastiff or Bull Mastiff I dey find.
Phones / Re: This Scammer Scammed Me On Nairaland Phone Page by FengChui(m): 9:32am On Nov 03, 2023
Doglover123456:
I no be scam my G unless you’re the guy I posted using the other nairaland account to reply here I’m a Kefi dog breeder I don’t usually post here anymore because of this scam thing and moreover you no worth my talk


Which breeds you get?
Romance / Re: Is My Girl Trying To Be Smart With Me? by FengChui(m): 4:35am On Oct 28, 2023
Opanka44:


Like your mother ba?

You deserve all the insults you can get on this forum bro. If person still dey vex, take their time to type insult for you, them still like you.

You should bow in shame and learn as much as you can to save yourself from the situation you’re in.

You don’t even have a single person sympathetic to your plight? Put in your thinking cap bro.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Discards Deposition By CSU Based On 180-Day Time Frame by FengChui(m): 11:10am On Oct 26, 2023
kk2027:


A litter of fuel is over 600

Dollar is now 1350
Buhari with nepa certificate met dollar at 200 and took it to 700
Tinubu now with his certificate controversy within 5 months has taken it to 1350.
Still you don't see the handwriting on the wall.






What exactly are you celebrating?
Did you print your certificate from a business center?

Do you consider our country's image internationally

Na wa o



Does he even have a certificate?
Religion / Re: Isaac, Bishop Oyedepo's Son, Resigns From Living Faith Church by FengChui(m): 3:09pm On Oct 25, 2023
pretydiva:
Omo! Things Dey happen

I de tells yhu!

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