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Nairaland / General / Woman Posts Unedited Video Of Her Giving Birth by FengChui(m): 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2017
Just saw this and felt I should share.

Let's appreciate our ladies please. They must have gone through a lot of pains to bring us to this earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko’s Grand Daughter Marks Birthday In Style (Photos) by FengChui(m): 10:23am On Aug 01, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by FengChui(m): 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
olanikeh:



Thanks for the correction

Thanks for not seeing it from a wrong side. I'm sorry if I irked you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by FengChui(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2017
olanikeh:
Which I can apply with my one year experience, I met all other criteria.


Sorry, you can't. You need to pay attention to details, you can do well by checking your spellings before you post.

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Health / Re: Young Man's Leg Is Always Up In Kogi Due To Unusual Medical Condition (Photo) by FengChui(m): 1:35pm On Jul 26, 2017
If the nigga wan blow, how he was position the leg?
Education / Re: I Saw This In Her Bag Few Days Into The Exam - "Facebook User" - Pics by FengChui(m): 12:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
The way the gal don chop the yansh of the pen during the exams shows the level of seriousness she put into her studies. I can relate to what the op is saying.

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Literature / Re: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 3:54pm On Jul 17, 2017
dammypat:
. I just tire for you, every monitoring chinko spirit catch fire

Dis one don catch fire o, and the fire dey burn seriously for u.
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 12:49am On Jul 17, 2017
dammypat:
. Na u dem send from my papa village to dey monitor me,e gba mi oo
It took eleven days to even get a reply.
A fi comment so, a fi email so, eleven days yii nooni.
Be like say na u dem send me from my Papa village make I come dey wait for Abuja. grin
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 7:26am On Jul 05, 2017
dammypat:
Weldone ma! More inspiration from above,more ink to your pen and more grease to your elbow


Only six comments since 2015!
U can sabi hide o.
Celebrities / Re: Abounce Shows Yvonne Jegede's Backside In New Photos by FengChui(m): 1:38am On Jun 15, 2017
onyiiella:
My backside is bigger than hers

Nice backside!
Education / Re: This Photo Of Female NYSC Member Is Causing Traffic Online by FengChui(m): 12:27am On Jun 13, 2017
This gal is not a Jos Corper. Wetin dey worry Jtown connect sef
Literature / Re: That Scary Night. by FengChui(m): 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2017
Nnemaranma:

You should know the feeling... wink

Na to stone one of them the bottle of beer wey dey my front. The other one go gbaze.
Literature / Re: That Scary Night. by FengChui(m): 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nnemaranma:
There was total darkness and a heavy downpour as I was returning from a friend's birthday party on Sunday night. Since it was dark and I was already drenched to the skin; I need not find a place to take cover but stood at the roadside waiting for a cab. After waiting for sometime, there was no sign of any vehicle and due to the several scary stories I've heard about the road; I decided to trek to the nearest junction which was always busy. Though it was quite far, I had no other option. The road was very lonely and scary.

After I had walked for about 25 minutes, a car pulled up close to me. Due to the darkness, I didn't care much about seeing the driver's face. I never thought of asking the direction he/she was going due to my desperate desire to get off the scary road. I just hopped into the car immediately.

The car was just moving slowly and I was wondering why. Few minutes later, a car drove past our's and with the light, I saw that no one was sitting on the driver's seat though the car was still in motion. I was overwhelmed because I haven't seen or heard of such before. Just then, I recalled the scary stories I had heard of that road and how ghosts operate there at night. As all those thoughts were running through my mind, another car drove past us again and that time, I almost fainted. I saw a hand controlling the steering wheel through the side window. I wanted to scream but the voice was not there. My heart was beating so fast and loud and I felt goose bumps all over my body. I couldn't even open my eyes. The most scary part of it was that at a point, the car started moving around or so I thought.

When I regained myself a bit, I opened the door and fell off. I stood up almost immediately and took to my heels without looking back. Fortunately enough for me, it was almost the junction; atleast it wasn't dark because of the light from the junction.

On getting to the junction, I comported myself, walked into a fast food, sat down and ordered for a soft drink almost immediately just to steady my nerves. I was sipping the drink and thinking of what would have happened to me when two handsome guys, dressed in muddy clothes walked in and sat close to me. They were waiting for their order when one looked closely at me and said to the other "See that girl wey enter our car when we dey push am".

As them come talk, wetin u do?
Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by FengChui(m): 7:35am On Jun 07, 2017
titi4fola:
meeee? I suppose u are taking me for someone else,

Maybe this is not the username u know, so u r d one taking me for someone else. tongue
Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by FengChui(m): 7:20pm On Jun 05, 2017
titi4fola:
Wetin I for do for u pls..?

U follow those big aunties spoil me when I small embarassed
Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by FengChui(m): 11:43pm On Jun 03, 2017
titi4fola:
Abi nah...Abeg no break my fasting jooo grin wink..how was your day?

Lols, no vex. I don forget say na Hajia u be. Buh, u no try for me o.
Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by FengChui(m): 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
titi4fola:
Ummmm...mmm undecided

See as u pay attention for the thread.

Wehdone ma!

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Career / Re: Staff Asked His Nigerian Boss ‘How Are You?’. See Reply by FengChui(m): 10:39am On Jun 02, 2017
Husty:


*in Omawumi's voice*
If you ask me, na who I go ask tongue grin

*Continuing in Omawumi's voice*

The matter wey u start sooo, e heavy for mouth
Career / Re: Staff Asked His Nigerian Boss ‘How Are You?’. See Reply by FengChui(m): 9:36am On Jun 01, 2017
Husty:
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Smh, must u be on FP?
Education / Re: Throwback Photo Of OAU Vice Chancellors by FengChui(m): 9:11am On May 12, 2017
[quote author=TheVictorious post=56443925]WOW, just wow![/quote

Dis one dat u r just saying wow wow, are you a siren?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by FengChui(m): 6:18pm On May 10, 2017
holatimmy:

Lol...You don vex?

No vex....na money matter carry me

Oya reply mail na!
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by FengChui(m): 8:41am On May 10, 2017
holatimmy:

grin grin

Beeni

U no dey reply person abi
Nairaland / General / Happy Birthday Laveda!!!! by FengChui(m): 12:15am On May 10, 2017
May the blessings of the Almighty God continue to be with you as you add another year to your age.

May you continue to grow in wisdom and may God bless you with your heart desires till you want no more!

Happy Birthday Laveda!!!!!! kiss


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Lalasticlala, Abeg do am for our sister and very dear friend!

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by FengChui(m): 8:53am On May 07, 2017
holatimmy:

grin grin

Beeni

Sent u a mail, u didn't reply.

Shey we dey quarrel ni?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by FengChui(m): 2:09pm On May 06, 2017
holatimmy:

You mean maisev? grin

I am fine o

No, ipako e ni. Sho wa pa sha?
Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry slams LIB reporter: Stop calling me, i have nothing to say by FengChui(m): 2:47am On May 06, 2017
Lolaabokoku:
Yehh!!! Ela oju kan

Lola....
Romance / Re: Ondo State Corper Proposes To His Longtime Girlfriend After POP In Akure South by FengChui(m): 2:20am On May 06, 2017
Same thing happened here in Jos two days ago. But, must they kneel down?

Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by FengChui(m): 2:01am On May 06, 2017
holatimmy:
So it's General...

I for fear

Fine gehl, long time.
Family / Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by FengChui(m): 3:30am On Apr 23, 2017
holatimmy:
Two ladies back then in SS1,Best Friends to the core

So one of them hit the jackpot of one fine guy and they started dating,she was an Alhaja but she would sneak to snap pictures with her friend's bumshorts and crop tops and send them to this guy.She will call the guy with her Best friend's phone and have a lengthy conversation.

One day,the guy now called back on the best friend's phone and fell in love with her voice.Omo when Alhaja hear class scatter....she set up Hate committee for the Best Friend.
Who send them

*I had an experience of a guy I was crushing on hardly in Pry2 but dude no gree consider me,I hustled to become his seatmate make leg dey rub leg but mba...he wasn't interested.He had his eye on one Sickle Celled girl who I became friends with to see if he will notice me cry...he did not o
Later the girl died,me thinking attention will shift on me...Boy was I devastated? undecided
The guy jump my head to another invisible lady in the class.I was so hurt and betrayed
*what becomes of a broken hearted*


But u go take style like preek sha...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thirsty King Cobra Is Given Water From A Bottle In India Village(photos). by FengChui(m): 9:00pm On Mar 29, 2017
But una sure say Lalasticlala no from snake island?
Abi na India the nigga from get him Post Graduate degree?

Because this affinity for snakes, me I no understand o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Difficult Age For Most Nigerian Men by FengChui(m): 11:45pm On Mar 27, 2017
majour:
This is awesome, definitely a time to define how your future will be, with or without money, when you lack, that when creativity is born, I MIT not be doing well as I hope for now but am very positive for a better tomorrow, as usual, many like me wishes we have women who can understand us and help us attain our goal, two is better than one isn't it

Na lie, na bae wey u go fvck with all ur frustration u dey find.
Lol

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Forum Games / Re: What Do You Know ? by FengChui(m): 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2017
Oyind18

Oya make we exchange numbers here. Na dead thread since 2006.

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