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Crime / Re: Police Threaten Surveyor For Reporting Extortion To PUNCH by FengChui(m): 9:16am On Sep 04, 2020
Deborah98:
Lolzzzzz someone cannot talk again in peace and btw why will they be threatening him,did he do wrong reporting their actions,am disappointed...

Fine girl...

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Literature / Re: Opinion: Is Dan Brown Better Than Sidney Sheldon by FengChui(m): 11:07pm On Aug 25, 2020
kinkybabie11:
The both of them are excellent writers but I prefer sidney sheldon. His books are easier to read and understand. I had issues while trying to read some of Dan brown's books.

Dan Brown’s books are pretty much easy to read and understand. Just that he uses a lot of symbols that beats one’s imagination.
But most of his symbols are existent and can be verified on google. I live reading his book with my an internet source close by. It gives me so much to learn about.
Education / Re: As A Male Secondary Teacher, Will You Flog A Student That Has Big Breast/yansh? by FengChui(m): 10:15pm On Aug 25, 2020
officialfestus:
Quote me if you have a dead laptop battery
I get
Education / Re: Remove your mind from corona virus figures and put it on this figure by FengChui(m): 4:39am On Aug 17, 2020
Mrshape:

From the information yes

Kindly post a solution to the question.
Travel / Re: Vehicle Falls Off Gwagwalada Bridge by FengChui(m): 12:23am On Aug 01, 2020
JoyJones2000:
ever since last Saturday rainfall which caused flooding around dat gwags and giri area, Gwagwalada has never been the same again, me sef I'm even afraid to board a vehicle to that place. may God protect us oo Amin!

My dear, we wey dey the Gwagwalada never die now. It was rumoured that every year, the river takes some lives. Much as I don’t want to subscribe to this superstition, it has proven true for the past fifteen years that I’ve been here.
Travel / Re: Vehicle Falls Off Gwagwalada Bridge by FengChui(m): 12:14am On Aug 01, 2020
I was on a bike directly behind this tipper on my way to Kuje road along the bridge. It was moving at a very slow speed, maximum of 30km/h. My bike wanted to overtake but I cautioned the rider that we’re on a bridge and he should thread carefully.
Suddenly, the tipper swerved off the road and I thought the driver would just redirect the vehicle to the road. Sadly he didn’t. I watched the tipper hit the barricade and plunge into the river. I wish I had supernatural powers and could pull it back. But I no get. Next thing I heard was the thudding sound of the tipper at the base of the river. My bike man was confused and almost lost control. God saved us and he was able to drive us safely to the end of the bridge.
I saw four men exit the tipper as it was not submerged completely. The first two men were drifted away by the tide of the river but the last two were able to hold on to the vehicle and climb to the top of the tipper. The two drifting men were waving for help that never came. Nobody was able to swim to rescue them. In less than a minute, the two men gradually drowned in the river while waving for succor. It was heart wrenching to say the least. Everything happened in less than 100 seconds.
On my way back two hours later, I saw the tipper being towed out and asked of the two guys that were submerged, nobody saw them.
Saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed in years.
Food / Re: Have You Seen Or Eaten Albino Cucumbers Before? (Photos) by FengChui(m): 11:51pm On Jul 31, 2020
juustine777:
HALA!

MADRID!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Which Music Reminds You Of Your Dead Love Ones? by FengChui(m): 8:09am On Jul 30, 2020
rasheedatt:
that's a nice one

Not as nice as you...
Romance / Re: Which Music Reminds You Of Your Dead Love Ones? by FengChui(m): 3:27am On Jul 30, 2020
Afire Love by Ed Sheeran
Education / Re: What I Saw Today Broke My Heart. by FengChui(m): 3:18am On Jul 30, 2020
Haywhymido:
It is quite a bad and a hard thing to be born in this country, a worse and harder case if you were born in a middle class family, worst and hardest if you were born in a poor family. Now, due to this pandemic the people that are in the middle class are fast becoming poor. So we are now left with the rich class, the poor class and the extremely poor class.

As it stands like this sef, there’s no middle ground. You’re either extremely rich or extremely poor.

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Religion / Re: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by FengChui(m): 11:38am On Jul 28, 2020
I usually dream everyday and because of that, I don’t pay much cognizance to my dreams. I had two dreams recently that were more like a trance and it’s been pretty difficult to forget.
The first one, I was in a deserted compound and there was a gentle flood sweeping the place. It was also raining too so I could not go out of the compound. But there I was in the compound, alone and watching the flood passing by everywhere in the compound. The color of the flood was light pink. The sky was thick with rain clouds, suggesting that the rain was not going to stop anytime soon. I called on a friend to come and pick me with his car. On his way, he encountered some issues and almost turned back but he didn’t. He came to the compound and picked me and I woke up.

The second one was very recently. I lost my job last month and it’s been difficult for me. I am a single guy and I am not preparing for marriage. But in this dream, I was preparing for my cousin’s marriage ceremony. I was so involved in the preparation like I was the one getting married. But no, it was my cousin. The funny thing is that this my cousin has gotten married almost twenty years ago. She is with her husband and blessed with kids. I am not close to them even though we stay in the same state. I visit them maybe twice in a year.
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Buys 1929 Mercedes Benz Classic by FengChui(m): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2020
decatalyst:



You get brain so

He is but a sparrow. His brain is no more than 1 gram of crack.
Crime / Re: We Charge Zamfara Bandits N6000 For Sex Per Night - Sisters by FengChui(m): 3:27pm On Apr 27, 2020
Davash222:
Crime no good, for real.. See what they settled for with 6K..
With 6K, you'll get fresh and neat girls with succulent breasts and nyash for even two nights!
Cos they're criminals, they have no choice.

For where abeg?
Sports / Re: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by FengChui(m): 12:52pm On Apr 25, 2020
bxcode:
Birthday mate.... happy birthday to us.

This man.... Long time!!!! How are you doing?
Romance / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given By Your Parents... by FengChui(m): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2020
Lamanii22:



Awwwn... That was cruel though.... Single mothers often transfer their aggression on their child(ren)...

Come and talk your own joor.
Romance / Re: What do you think of her? by FengChui(m): 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2020
Abeg help me with the girl’s number. Let me ask her if she’s still in love with you.

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Education / Re: Online Scholarship Test. by FengChui(m): 5:58am On Apr 12, 2020
I am interested
Literature / Re: One-night Stand by FengChui(m): 9:24am On Apr 10, 2020
MissWrite:


Wow. Thank you so much!

But you dinor invite me for the party!
Education / Re: Cassava Is Not A Nigerian Crop, See Where It Came From (pics) by FengChui(m): 10:07am On Mar 24, 2020
rex444:
forgot cassava chips and flakes for food .... I saw that one day in ekiti state

He also forgot cassava flour (as in “LAFUN”)
Education / Re: Cassava Is Not A Nigerian Crop, See Where It Came From (pics) by FengChui(m): 10:05am On Mar 24, 2020
igbarasdynasty:
When it gets down the stomach, the stomach doesn't ask where it came from.... Worry less.
Go and be eating lizard and frog like the Chinese because the stomach doesn’t ask where it comes from.
Na that day you go know say old mama to.to just old ni, e sweet like young girl own before.
Literature / Re: One-night Stand by FengChui(m): 4:54am On Mar 24, 2020
Happy Birthday MissWrite !!!!
Politics / Re: Lamido Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir And Exile (Video) by FengChui(m): 7:43pm On Mar 21, 2020
Openbusiness:

I been think say signature meaning na similarity with topic o grin Check my topics, I mean, no vex grin

Bro you jones. You must buy beer.
Crime / Re: Abuja University Students Caught Behind Gwako Mountains, Claim They Are Cultists by FengChui(m): 1:38pm On Mar 21, 2020
akanbiaa:
UNIABUJA is not known for any cultist activities, I suspect the accusation is true they are kidnappers scheming on how to target Kaduna, Abuja road and it makes sense the University is by the express they can easily disappear inside the school in case they were chased after a failed mission.

What are you saying? Uniabuja not known for cult activities? Like seriously?
Can you explain what was responsible for the bloody clash of Aug/Sept 2018 in Gwagwalada that required the intervention of the JTF to curb the excesses? Abi as a jew man, go and shout “aye axeman” in Bob H, or echo “Aro mate” in Agwandodo and see if you will leave there in one piece.

The truth is that the university has become a safe haven for cultists, no thanks to the past administrations of VCs who close their eyes to cult activities. For 12 years, no single person was prosecuted for cult-related offenses. A VC was even quoted as saying “he might pardon cult activities but he won’t pardon exam malpractice.” Who does that?

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Education / Re: Help: My Fellow Guy Wants To Sleep With Because Of This by FengChui(m): 6:53am On Mar 16, 2020
kestolove95:
u are a guy if not u could hv come stay with me, I stay behind citymart

The one in Gwagwalada?
Business / Malta Guinness Celebrates Consumer Choice Award At Private Dinner by FengChui(m): 7:24am On Mar 10, 2020
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Politics / Re: Lamido Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir And Exile (Video) by FengChui(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2020
Openbusiness:
Pride goes before a fall. See where his arrogance has led him. Good riddance abeg. E no concern me lipsrsealed. May I mind my business. Are you a PATHFINDER LOVER? Check my signature

Bro, you no get signature now.
TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by FengChui(m): 4:49pm On Mar 04, 2020
Terimaherbaniyan

Yemi in the moon

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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Wore A Nigeria Mouth Guard by FengChui(m): 3:33pm On Feb 23, 2020
Iamgrey5:
He wore an Irish mouth guard


He is Irish.
Didn’t know that IRELAND has NIGE in its spelling in that particular order...
Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by FengChui(m): 2:28pm On Feb 23, 2020
SHABASHA:
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Hai!!! I hear you.

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