₦airaland Forum

Chilipepper:
Who will you marry?

The one that has big breast

Lovenorth:
Nigeria is an Islamic state, pagans have no say in our affairs

Go and say that in Uromi, if them no roast you like chicken

eepeepook:
This thing is likely no different from the drug situation. A few cartons are destroyed for many others to pass through. There is no way businesses running at a loss from their operations will continue smuggling drinks into locations. Business is booming while Hisbah is making themselves look effective. Politicians hand fit follow for the matter.

Alcohol business is more profitable in banned locations than wheeee it is allowed

Bobbynobobby:
50. That is just 5 men in a year. I need to tap into this your exceptional power of positive thinking

1nigeriamyfoot:
God bless that brother

Awon oloriburuku Omo ti baye je

They won't be able to stay with one man

Imagine a girl that started sleeping around at the age of 16 and before she reach 25yrs, she have slept with over 50 men in total, how do you expect her to be satisfied with her man preek

What is 50 men?
Let us assume she does it once in two weeks, that's twice in a month which is equal to (2×12 months) 24 in a year. When you multiply that by 9 years (she still has 9 years to get to 25), we will be looking at 216 men.
Now, we have to take some other encounters into cognizance:
- Street guys wey dey like her
- her friend's boyfriend's friends
- main boyfriends
- classmates (if she decides to go to school)
- People she'll meet in public transport
- Oga patapata of them all: Social Media

The list is inexhaustible.


We are looking at 400-500 men to say the least. It could be more. We're looking at the barest minimal number here.

ImpartialGuy:
Trump boasted that he was going to coordinate the biggest deportation in US history and he's keeping to his word. That man should have some empathy.

It is crystal clear that the name Trump and the word empathy don't come up in the same sentence.

Franking:
Haba! Tinumbu. Yoruba people don finish?

The appointee is a Yoruba man na....

TUANKU:
Oga 10 crack commandments is the title of B.I.Gs song, that phrase"Never get high on your own supply" originated way before B.I.G used it in the 90s

You referenced Christopher Wallace in your quote, not the earlier maxim that has been in place before Biggie's song.

On that premise, you're wrong. Biggie's song was strictly about crack, not drugs in general.

TUANKU:
It applies to drug dealing in general.
The phrase was popular among South American gangs long before B.I.G used it in his song "The 10 crack commandments".

It's called "The 10 Crack Commandments", not "The 10 Drug Commandments".

Skooltynz:
And the guy no talk, I wish all men can be like me I no send anybody papa I am a natural rebel,if you check am well he is from that fear fear region I no mention name.

But na the fear fear region still dey rule you... Ehn, internet warlord.... Go and sleep joor.

GetSenseNow:
Just imagine.
People should learn never to give these Fulani people chance otherwise they'll take over.

I swear.... Imagine me walking in my village with trepidation of a Fulani man killing me ... In my own village fa!
E get one small land wey them show me based on one side, make I use build one small hut, but Fulani people settlement near there, I no fit.

Eriokanmi:
That area is so backward. I travelled on that road inside one of the commercial buses from lagos. I had an appointment in Abuja the following day so I decided to travel by road and relish the old time road travel experience to Abuja. By the time we left a town called arigidi akoko, TB Joshua's hometown, we hit a bad road as we entered kogi and guess what? The whole place was desolate and quiet. The network in my phone disappeared I was scared . The road should be over 50 years old cos the asphalt was already peeling off.

My grandfather died in 1974 while working as a construction worker on that road...

Na my place o.... Last time I went to the village, I was dumbfounded by the population of Fulani people in the village... It's as if the village is theirs. It was a troubling sight for me as I know what those people are capable of.

There was a case of an indigene who had his privates cut out by a Fulani just because he complained that the cows are eating his crops.

Abeg, make them just dey go.... Those guys are evil, to say the least.

Firstcitizen:
Turn on R Kelly -Your Body's Callin on this thing that year for closed door meetings

In that Pastor's voice: "You're a bad boy.... You're a very bad boy.... "

illicit:
U have not been there since 2010 obviously...

No, last time I went there was in 2001.

illicit:
You did not mention UNILORIN and u mention UNIABUJA a baby uni

No comment...


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Unilorin? That bush? Abeg talk of better school. Even though Uniqbuja was a glorified secondary school, we still like am pass una Unilorin. If you waka the walk way finish for unilorin, wetin remain?

Tobi2025:
It's always surprising to me when people don't have time to know truth because it's too long,but when they have time for a short lie that will change their lives forever it's there they would pay attention

I'm not trying to diss you, but if you're constructive enough, you should have realized that the attention span of people keep reducing from time to time. Nobody has the luxury of time to read all those things you typed up there as it has no value to them.
For me as a person, I've never heard of BOUESTI until I saw your write up.
Now give me a reason to spend 45 minutes of my life reading an epistle about a BOUESTI that is not profitable to me...

kabillion:
Oga, that thing is too long. Is that your project? I am sure your entire project didn't contain this number of words. What do you take us for here?

You wrote this for a convocation that has maximum of 3 hours duration. What a shame!

No mind Mr Construction....

Wetin you write so, you sef fit read am from top to bottom?

Haba Mana!

tunjijones:
I have solar panel in my house already.

I am an ambassador to green and clean energy in the world and together we can achieve it.

Incase you need solar installation in your houses or your organisation or your school or church you can contact me. You can pay instalment payment for 3 years. You can send email to me if interested.

I'm interested....

youngsum:
calm down abeg! Can you explain what are you putting in the soup?

You should be the one to explain what you put in your soup. Abi na awara you de use sub as meat?

Fist of Fury
DJango
A bullet for the General
Koto Orun
Yemi My Lover

Winnin009:
Bro, you know the gist. A lady once told me, if a babe tells you she's bleeped 6 guys, half that number and add the half to the original number...that's the original total

If a man told you he has bleeped 6, half the number and remove the half from the original

Wisdom choke you...

chidiokay:
once i do intro with folake4u i am turning her to full gown Elehaaaa straightup .. i don't trust that entertainment she dey shook eye

Why you de eye my baby

PrinceofAgoAre:
Garos garos is a top tier food...

Bro, I no know how and where you get yours sha and the condition of the environment, but mine was in Kasuwandare, an open market by the roadside in the suburbs of Gwagwalada.
There used to be two different sizes: the smaller size was #30 and the elite size was #70. And I will be there struggling to buy food in the company of dirty almajiri boys, wheelbarrow pushers, loaders and the likes with bodies smelling from the stench of sweat and dirt.... Just because I don't have the wherewithal to eat a decent meal.

A friend caught me in the act one day and told me to leave that place. And I don already pay for the thirty card portion, I sha left there begrudgingly. He now took me to a roadside Malam to buy Indomie and egg. Omo.... It was like a plate of food from the white house! I had to eat half and keep the remaining half for the next day. My friend asked why I didn't finish it, I told him I was saving it for the next day, baba burst in tears after looking at the level of brokenness a nigga was in at the time.

But thank God for life, it's all stories now. I eat from the best of restaurants here on days when I'm too tired to cook. And when I cook, it's like a king's feast...

Greydebz:
This is gross

Na because you never experience am.... I know that the first pic is a result of cumming with leg shaking quivers that sends a sweet sensation all over your body.

When you experience it, come back and evaluate your comment above.

FuckTheMod:
Why the emphasy on PART TIME lecturer?
Generally, it's a crime for University staff or any school staff to have sexual relationship with students, when they're still students, but I doubt this is a case of rape.
All these TEENAGE WHØRĒS we have these days can do and undo.
Many of them at 17-21 have BODYCOUNT more than many 50 years old men with 4 wives.


I think all NON-VIRGIN & UNMARRIED GIRLS that accuse men of rape should thoroughly be investigated, many times it's a setup...

Ask any oloshó about her sexual past, she'll tell you her first experience was with her first boyfriend or just friend or a distant relation blablabla, who forced, tricked or ràpéd her when she was young and since then, she has only had 1 or 2 other people who also tricked her....
In reality, this could be a girl into serious and serial hookups and with UNCOUNTABLE BODYCOUNT.
An average "woke or exposed" girl of 17-21 these days have at least 5 BODYCOUNT. By the time they are 25-28 they'll have at least 30 or may have lost count.
The kind of RUBBISH many mumù, innocent and ignorant men marry these days is Heartbreaking.
ESPECIALLY +25 GIRLS.

What are you even saying? May all your children be girls and may this predicament befall them. When that happens, come back and speed this balderdash you just typed up there....

Yankiss:
Not really. It could land one in currency counterfeiting net, a more serious crime.

It can not. The "naira" word and it's logo were not printed on the note, neither is there "central bank of Nigeria" written on the note.

Last last, na one useless nigga go catch am dey gbala wetin no good for her cuntus

Na Jew man sister them fit do this one.
Imagine knowing that your girlfriend has a kush man as a brother and you did this to her.... Na you go by yourself comot from the town. If you like, go and hide in Guyana, I will find you and ki.ll you with my bare hands.

EasternActivist:
You've gone nut o

Was enjoying the piece until you started talking trash about third dimension. What does that got to do with pdiddy...

Crap theories that has no proven connection with the leaked email and old tweets.

I think there's aa modicum of sanity in what he is saying. It doesn't mean that the OP is not sipping on psychedelic stuffs though.
About two years ago, I saw a video of someone warning Diddy to go and make amends with someone he has issues with. I've been trying to get that video again but I can't. In the video, the guy said Diddy called the bluff of one powerful guy who is one of the controllers of things. He said that the consequences of these are that Diddy will lose his Ciroc contract which is a big money spinner for him and he will be disgraced with a damning lawsuit.
I was astonished to see every fucking thing that man said come true....

See him oversized boxers….

The nigga go don de do am tey tey. Him go don reason am say hotel na waste of bar, make them run am sharply for office.

Last last, towtow you no see despite say the kpak don rise….. Over 20 years career gone down the drain….. Plus jail term….. Not to talk of the shame on him and his family…..

So if the wife de go market now, street nigghas go dey say “come see the woman wey the husband wan tidy married woman inside him office”


Or if the child de argue with him friends, the friends go say “oga shut up! No be your Popsy wan tidy inside office that year wey them catch am? Wetin you get to talk?”


Chai…. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!


Looking at all these, is it worth it? And single girls go de wey even ready to tidy am for nothing o….