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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Senator Dino Melaye Senatorial District Projects by FengChui(m): 2:45pm On Jun 04, 2023
9jahotblog:
I have Heard serious of Unnecessary Rumour that if Dino is made the governor, he will spend all Kogi Money on Ride. Dino Melaye has Been a multi Millionaire before joining Politics, most of the expensive car in his compound are bought before joining Politics.

Dino is one of the Best Brain in politics. He has the Requirements Interns of Education and Exposure.



My people from Kogi State, Don't miss Dino because of What people Who are not even from Kogi State are saying. If you Elect someone who is not capable, They won't be there with you When the results comes.

THANKS 👍

I never knew you were this shameless. Cars wey Baba dey rent from Abuja to take come do campaign for village? It is evident you don’t know shit about Dino political system and you’re not ready to learn. I won’t engage you on this again.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Senator Dino Melaye Senatorial District Projects by FengChui(m): 2:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
9jahotblog:
so you see me collecting something from the erudite senator Dino Melaye abi, you are not serious at all. Incoming Governor of Kogi State, Senator Dino Melaye is doing the needful in terms of infrastructural developments in Kogi State. Keep on hating him here
Lols… I Will remind you.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Sharing Food Items On The Street Of Lagos (video) by FengChui(m): 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2023
Ask4bigneyo:

Chai..... Bossman, How far now
Longest time oo

I dey bro… wetin dey sup na? What of those our men that year
Celebrities / Re: Portable Sharing Food Items On The Street Of Lagos (video) by FengChui(m): 2:00pm On Jun 03, 2023
Ask4bigneyo:

Yes boss... Who b this abeg. Your old monicker pls
Isacolukay….
Celebrities / Re: Portable Sharing Food Items On The Street Of Lagos (video) by FengChui(m): 1:45pm On Jun 03, 2023
Ask4bigneyo:
Street things


Kindly change the future of your generation unborn by mining this coin.

KYC is already going on to some selected pioneers.

Check my signature.

O bobs! You still de this NL?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Senator Dino Melaye Senatorial District Projects by FengChui(m): 7:22am On Jun 03, 2023
9jahotblog:
😂 greedy in what way? As if you are Kogi state electorates. Dino Melaye is a giver in Kogi state. Go to Kogi west senatorial district and see huge works he did in his district. He’s the best Senator so far in the district

If una collect small thing from these sinators, una go just come online dey spew gibberish.
What rubbish has Dino done to deserve being the best senator? I was looking for what you wanted ed to point to as his achievement. Just a few transformers and you feel he is the best? Transformer wey people dey buy for their personal houses?
In his village of Ayetoro Gbede, what did they gain from their son’s sojourn in politics? Nothing!
His political associates run away from him because of ill treatment. That guy is just a self centered idiot that does all things for his own personal aggrandizement and nothing more.
Agriculture / Re: Strange Bird Killed By Fulani by FengChui(m): 12:53am On May 09, 2023
oyatz:


Is there any bird that is not edible?

Owl
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by FengChui(m): 7:09am On May 03, 2023
dollyjoy:
Jeeez! I love this thread kiss

dollyjoy…. So you still dey here…
Family / Re: 5 Things You Will Miss When You ‘japa’ From Nigeria by FengChui(m): 9:31pm On Apr 29, 2023
Asabe4:
The many (religious) public holidays grin

Fine girl…
Car Talk / Re: Do You Still Remember This Old School Volkswagen? by FengChui(m): 11:24pm On Apr 19, 2023
pstemma1990:
They are plenty in Kaduna.. I priced one 2 years ago.. The seller asked me to bring 75k.

Bruh…. I don dey find this car for ages… Abeg we fit link up?
Politics / Re: Ododo Defeats Adeyemi, Others To Win Kogi APC Governorship Ticket by FengChui(m): 11:08am On Apr 15, 2023
EeyanMayweather:

But the Ebira people do not have the population to replicate what the Igala did.
PDP might just win Kogi

Based on last census, them get population pass any other senatorial district for Kogi state.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Alleged Yahoo Boys In Abuja by FengChui(m): 10:54pm On Mar 15, 2023
Onyeigbo10000:
I wonder how them dey arrest this guys self, if I be Yahoo boy wey dey cash out big time, u can never noticed that I'm into fraud. I will just jeje dey live on low key, fine one business open, then codedly the do my Yahoo business.
You can’t do that for long. There’s a spirit that comes with it.
Plus with money comes power and “power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely”.
Health / Re: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by FengChui(m): 2:48pm On Mar 03, 2023
gard9ner:
...

Bro, just stop.
I felt it was cool too. I drank like an idiot. The consolation lie was that: I don’t get drunk. I just drink to sharpen my mental alertness.
Before I knew it, I was always having alcohol with me. At home, in the office, in Ny car, even in my backpack so that any time I’m away from the car, I can have a fix. But I don’t get drunk, it’s just normal, but it’s an issue every day thing.

Then came the pain on the right side of my stomach. I went to complain in the hospital and I learnt I have an enlarged liver a.k.a Alcoholic Liver a.k.a. Liver Steatosis a.k.a Liver Cirrhosis younger brother.

Nobody tell me to stop. Now I drink water when sitting out with friends. I don’t waste my money on drinks and I’m looking fresher and more like the gentleman that I am. No more hangover, headache, tiredness when I wake up, etc. and I just stopped drinking 4 weeks ago.


May your case never be like that. But be forewarned, alcohol is a slowly addictive substance. You won’t know how deep you are until it’s late sometimes.

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Romance / Re: She Raped Me by FengChui(m): 11:20pm On Feb 02, 2023
Hatrick01:
Simp.and ur mind told u that ur SIMPISM display will get u whats under her skirt?

May Obatala stroke you dead for that which you typed. Is it your simp?
Romance / Re: She Raped Me by FengChui(m): 8:33am On Jan 29, 2023
Eyinju112:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pretty girl.... Just ignore the phool. You're playing into his hand already. You're giving him the attention he seeks and that is the only fuel needed by his mentally unstable brain.
Romance / Re: 6 Maps And Charts That Explain Sex Around The World by FengChui(m): 7:42am On Jan 29, 2023
siofra:
Nigerian men and fûck🤞🙄

Tueh!

Na goat them dey fücc? No be woman like you de open leg?

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Family / Re: Every Woman Needs A Husband Like This (photo) by FengChui(m): 3:35pm On Jan 14, 2023
siofra:


She made a mistake and she's ready to move on.

She tidy six men and you say na mistake... Haba mana...
Romance / Re: A Man Spotted Behind A Lady's Photoshoot Has Caused A Stir On Social Media by FengChui(m): 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2023
NO1ORIJINAL:
Can you people have sense??…… she’s my family member…. That is her Dad!!

I bin don dey align this babe for IG, run me the alignment na.... E no go bad if I be your in-law.
Romance / Re: My 3some experience In Jos. by FengChui(m): 7:39am On Jan 02, 2023
Raymondusery:


wow. abeg where una dey see these girls? i dey find babes since, ashawo spots sef

Everywhere bro.
Family / Re: Shocking. Man Just Found Behind His Chair What Wife Has Been Hiding From Him. by FengChui(m): 11:20am On Jan 01, 2023
Blessedmercy8:


No they won't. When they are always rushing to do the do after first meeting.

God saved him.

Lols.... Na the do dey vex you?

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Romance / Re: My 3some experience In Jos. by FengChui(m): 9:09pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jos... The land of phock!

Na so I jam one 22 year old Unijos girl o... Told me she was bi. Out of curiosity, I asked her to come with her friend and she obliged. Last last, na me run from phock o... I just love their sexual openness. I once had a girl who even gave her cousin freely when she was menstruating.
I had the wildest sex of my life in the two years I spent there...

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Under-rated Pleasure? by FengChui(m): 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2022
placeofallure:


grin
How are you doing?
I just dey fa... How have you been?
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Under-rated Pleasure? by FengChui(m): 6:15am On Nov 23, 2022
placeofallure:


I once visited my big sis one Sunday afternoon after church. Her house is always trooping with people because she cooks and serves as many. This particular afternoon, she made poundo and Efo elegunsi, Yummy!

But me wetin concern me? Instead I asked for cold, freezing water with garri and groundnut to down it, very sumptuous! The pleasure is pleasurable!

My baby....
Crime / Re: Female Police Officer On Traffic Duty Left Bleeding After Assault By Soldier(pic by FengChui(m): 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2022
Nobody is talking about how a police officer (who is supposed to be gallant) is crying like a baby on the streets of Calabar.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Ex-Convict Hours After His Release From Prison by FengChui(m): 7:02pm On Nov 18, 2022
ahnie:
Stealing Ng is in his DNA THE THIEF LOOKS 32YRS OLD.

Bro, that guy can't be 32. That man is more than 45!
Business / Re: Can A Woman Who Runs Beer Parlor Business Still Be Faithful To Her Husband? by FengChui(m): 7:18pm On Oct 08, 2022
placeofallure:


Of course! Everything I do has always been about quality. I'm unrepentant and unapologetic about quality.

Okun o iye!
Fashion / Re: Two Women Attempt To Break 'Society Standards' By Refusing To Shave (photos) by FengChui(m): 2:35am On Sep 04, 2022
Beebah2000:
Na so my own dey ooo lipsrsealed grin

Come and let me confirm something...
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean If A Girl Sends You This Text (pic Attached) by FengChui(m): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2022
Magnoliaa:


學教師不怕被學生難倒了!態轉化爲教育形態的一次嘗試. grin grin



( What I posted is a joke in relation to your signature sha - I don't understand a single thing of the language; but in English, I would have said something like "your response to that dude is apt and savage" ).


别管他。锅叫水壶黑色
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean If A Girl Sends You This Text (pic Attached) by FengChui(m): 9:09pm On Aug 22, 2022
KiNg0G:
First try buy brighter grammer for her... instead of money to do hair
gosh, what an eye sour

It is eye sore, not eye sour.

You need "The Brighter Grammar" textbook yourself.

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Romance / Re: Kalabari Women And Yoruba Women Which One Get Yanches Pass?? by FengChui(m): 8:55pm On Aug 22, 2022
dollytino4real:
bonjour,

Bonjour mon amour, cava?
Romance / Re: Kalabari Women And Yoruba Women Which One Get Yanches Pass?? by FengChui(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2022
dollytino4real:
ole ole

Lols... How's the weekend?
Romance / Re: Kalabari Women And Yoruba Women Which One Get Yanches Pass?? by FengChui(m): 1:27pm On Aug 19, 2022
dollytino4real:
I get yanch dem tell u? U wan thif me abi

Thiefing is allowed...

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