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Gaming / Re: Hacked PS3 Slim For Sale by FengChui(m): 11:18pm On May 21, 2021
Una don sell the game?
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Of Girls In Jos By A Lebanese Man Sparks Protests by FengChui(m): 7:01am On May 15, 2021
Hintona:
Hmmm Lebanese. Interesting!

I wanted to do my youth service there bbbuuuuutttt I'll have a rethink.

Come and do it here joor. Don't mind Desmond Elliot that has allowed a foolish Lebanese to perpetuate this evil crime unabated.
Education / Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by FengChui(m): 4:01pm On Mar 25, 2021
TayoT:
Unilorin Secondary School aka The Honey Bee.

My school I love to remember you daily.
The great UNILORIN SECONDARY SCHOOL.
For I know success is mine
In all good things I do in life
Meaningful and comprehensive training you've given me.
Oooh we all love our school
When teaching and learning goes in comprehensive ways (not sure of this anymore)
Sitting on its own little hill as it seems to say
So we finally, find our way (2x)
God Bless UNILORIN SECONDARY SCHOOL
I pray you go from strength to strength.
Amen.

Tayo Taiwo
Class of 2000


My school I love to remember you daily.
The great UNILORIN SECONDARY SCHOOL.
For I know success is mine
In all good things I do in life
Meaningful and comprehensive training you've given me.
For I know success is mine
In all good things I do in life
Learning is sweeter than African Honey
Hard work discipline and progress our motto
For I know I'll always be there
Even if I leave it behind

Oooh we all love our school
When teaching and learning goes in comprehensive ways (not sure of this anymore)
Sitting on its own little hill as it seems to say
So we finally, find our way (2x)
God Bless UNILORIN SECONDARY SCHOOL
I pray you go from strength to strength.
Amen.

Bro, you no be Tayo Taiwo, we prefer you as Jigga...
Science/Technology / Re: ‘Next-Generation’ Wearable Tech Turns Your Body Heat Into Electricity (Photos) by FengChui(m): 7:27pm On Mar 13, 2021
Jubilancy:
Ok let me get this straight from self cleaning underwear to this? OK this is both ridiculous but fascinating

Fine girl...
Romance / Re: After Having Sex With My New Boyfriend On Valentine's Day, I Saw This In My Body by FengChui(m): 6:05pm On Feb 21, 2021
debbydams:
kwasu

That place never dey when I leave the town.

Can you kfb?
Nairaland / General / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Scammers by FengChui(m): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2021
Op, where did you get your statistics from?
Romance / Re: After Having Sex With My New Boyfriend On Valentine's Day, I Saw This In My Body by FengChui(m): 12:04pm On Feb 21, 2021
debbydams:
foodstuffs,provisions nd beverages

You de steady cash out be that na. What part of Ilorin are you domiciled? I grew up there.
Romance / Re: After Having Sex With My New Boyfriend On Valentine's Day, I Saw This In My Body by FengChui(m): 2:17pm On Feb 20, 2021
debbydams:
me wey dey my shop dey make � money �, Valentine kor valentino ni undecided

Lols. What do you sell?
Romance / Re: After Having Sex With My New Boyfriend On Valentine's Day, I Saw This In My Body by FengChui(m): 8:01am On Feb 20, 2021
debbydams:
Haaaa

You too follow knack Valentine's Day knacking abi?
Music/Radio / Re: The 50 Biggest Slangs To Emanate From The Nigerian Music Industry by FengChui(m): 1:08am On Feb 13, 2021
BoboNogoDie:
grin grin grin

NO BETTER FEELING THAN WHEN YOU TESOJUE




cool cool cool cool cool


Without condoms
Nairaland / General / Re: Post Your Xmas Meal(s) Here by FengChui(m): 9:48am On Jan 23, 2021
Wey yua own?

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Education / Re: Top Ten World Deadliest Scorpions [photos] by FengChui(m): 12:02am On Dec 07, 2020
Why do I feel that I've seen all these specie of scorpion before?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Police Accused Of Photoshopping This Picture by FengChui(m): 3:58am On Dec 02, 2020
modsfucker:
I don't see no photoshop in the picture... The shadow on the window doesn't in anyway depict a contrary situation.

To what end will the Police expend energy photoshopping unknown criminals, when it had in the past arrested notorious criminals like Evans
The same thing I thought until I looked at the lower left corner of the picture. There's a guy seated with cuffs on his leg. Look at the alignment of the table and the guy's feet. Then take a closer look at the guns, there's no shadow. The table itself looks like a poorly edited thing.

Sports / Re: Mike Tyson Vs Roy Jones Jr: November 28, 2020 by FengChui(m): 9:01pm On Nov 28, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Weed smokers will be happy to read this part.

Where is Slawomiir when you need him?
Music/Radio / Re: 4 Dope Comeback Songs By Nigerian Artistes by FengChui(m): 2:52am On Nov 03, 2020
KingTom:
Apart from Datz how Stars do, the rest are not worthy of being called comeback songs... E get some of us wey never even hear some of these songs wey you mention lowo lowo ko Nowo nowo ni grin grin

Sup bro! It’s been a while.
Politics / Re: Flag Of Nigerian High Commission In The UK Pulled Down (Video) by FengChui(m): 5:10pm On Oct 21, 2020
like1:
HOW TINUBU WAS PLAYED

Tinubu is smart Tinubu is smart!!! but the Northern cabals have played him. Because of greed and desperation of 2023, hence he wants to be in the good book of the Cabals and he was used against his own people who have been ever loyal to him.

No Northern leader will ever allow to switch of CCTV and lights so that the military can quietly and successfully shoot their people protesting, especially when he is fully aware such actions can be traced back to him.

They understand that they should also be in the good books of the streets, as the streets make politicians in our clan.

Now, the streets of Lagos believe Tinubu planned and executed the shooting, and it will be almost impossible to convince them otherwise.

Tinubu needs serious image cleaning at this time.

Bro, you are being mild with words. The dude is a traitor. Which kain mumu he was played? This is not a game! It is an issue of heartless people planning to terminate the lives of innocent citizens begging for what is due to us. If he is anything, he is a personification of evil and wickedness, a devil incarnate that has lost any goodness left in his name till the end of times. His hands are irredeemably stained with the blood of the innocent, he cannot be cleansed.

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Politics / Re: Flag Of Nigerian High Commission In The UK Pulled Down (Video) by FengChui(m): 5:02pm On Oct 21, 2020
SilverNorGold:


God will bless you, my brother. One love..

God bless Nigeria.

One love my brother!!! We shall live to tell stories of this draconian government and their cronies to our generation unborn.
#EndSARS....
Politics / Re: Flag Of Nigerian High Commission In The UK Pulled Down (Video) by FengChui(m): 4:29pm On Oct 21, 2020
SilverNorGold:


My brother, if you no fit wait until 2023, then we, his supporters, and the majority, go clamor for 3rd term for Buhari.. Make we see who get power pass for this country, between you enemies of Nigeria and the patriots, who are the majority. cheesy

God will punish you.

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Family / Re: As A Man, Which Of These Women Will You Go For? by FengChui(m): 6:32pm On Oct 20, 2020
KossyKiss97:
Okay fam, this has been on my mind for some time now, so I'll like to throw it open to hear from a larger audience.

Who among these women will you go for as a wife? A woman who is peaceful but with zero or little cooking skills, or a woman with excellent cooking skills but nags and complains?

Let's get our opinions rolling in.


The one that has big breast.
Politics / Re: #endsars Protest In Gwagwalada by FengChui(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2020
More pics

Politics / #endsars Protest In Gwagwalada by FengChui(m): 12:15pm On Oct 16, 2020
A cross section of the youths of Gwagwalada convened to stage a protest in support of the #EndSARS movement.
Sadly, the protest was truncates by the soldiers at the SDP junction checkpoint.
Included herein are pictures from the short lived protest.

Politics / Re: EndSARS: How Protesters Were Fed Across The Country By Brands & Individuals by FengChui(m): 8:10am On Oct 16, 2020
Sanchez01:

Neh, before.

What does it matter? Whether before or after, he did it.
Where is Naira Marley, the self acclaimed king of the streets when it mattered most?

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Romance / Re: Oldest Prostitute In Africa Retires, See How Many Men She Slept With by FengChui(m): 10:42pm On Oct 15, 2020
1StopRudeness:


Why would anyone visit the same prost!tute twice a day, or three times a week...

I thought the idea behind patronizing payimg for sex is to have variety...??

If you catch the one wey get better pûna, you go patronise for months...

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Crime / Re: EndSARS: Man Protests With Waist Beads In Port Harcourt by FengChui(m): 10:27pm On Oct 13, 2020
Davash222:
Naive people see waist bead, while people with foresight sees beyond waist bead.

The sweetness of madness is best known to a mad man.

Beast you from Alpha!
Phones / Re: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by FengChui(m): 12:44am On Oct 06, 2020
SSIPON:
Wait! I have Google Translate baked into the core of my Chrome browser, does that make me a scammer?

When SARS see am for your phone, ask them.
Religion / Re: Wearing Seductive Clothes To Deposit Lust In The Heart Of Others by FengChui(m): 2:12pm On Sep 27, 2020
dingbang:
Whoever looks at a woman lustfully has committed sin..


It didnt say


Whoever dresses seductively has committed sin..

Africans sef.

And what happens to Luke 17:1 where it says: Jesus said to his disciples: "Things that cause people to sin are bound to come, but woe to that person through whom they come. ...
Travel / Re: Two Kogi State Polytechnic Students Die In Tanker Explosion - Pictures by FengChui(m): 12:20pm On Sep 25, 2020
WIZGUY69:
R.I.P to them.
My condolences.
On a side note, it’s nauseating that people who claim to be students of a tertiary can’t construct a simple sentence.
Wtf is happening in Nigeria? kiss

Shut up!!! Your write-up is not any better.

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Crime / Re: Lady Sexually Harrases A Male Onions Seller From The North, Records It (Video) by FengChui(m): 6:30am On Sep 20, 2020
Lamani22 come and see something....
Politics / Re: North-central Breaks Away From ACF, Unveils New Group by FengChui(m): 8:49am On Sep 10, 2020
Audu Ogbe........ Chairman
Gabriel Aduku.... Interim Chairman

Confusion everywhere.


Laudable move sha... I pray personal interest does not tear them apart.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by FengChui(m): 3:28am On Sep 08, 2020
AntiWailer:
na trap Ibiyiome fall into.

Freeze, Fayose and FFK are better handled with an IGNORE code.

Does it mean that politicians whose name start with letter F should be ignored?

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Crime / Re: Nairalander Gets Refunded And Compensated After Police Extortion by FengChui(m): 1:24pm On Sep 07, 2020
Deborah98:
what's kfb?

Kindly follow back.

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