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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Wore A Nigeria Mouth Guard by FengChui(m): 3:33pm On Feb 23, 2020
Iamgrey5:
He wore an Irish mouth guard


He is Irish.
Didn’t know that IRELAND has NIGE in its spelling in that particular order...
Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by FengChui(m): 2:28pm On Feb 23, 2020
SHABASHA:
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Hai!!! I hear you.

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Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by FengChui(m): 8:30pm On Feb 22, 2020
SHABASHA:
hahaha no am serious first When It Passed Our Street By 1 am and Second When I Went To Find udara (abuloma)

Wait first, how the thing sound? Type am here. I wan hear am
Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by FengChui(m): 6:39pm On Feb 21, 2020
SHABASHA:
though most of our parents that told up told us story never saw it...me too i have never seen it before....but i know this is not it...and can never be it..i have even heard it cry before : twice..

Mama!!!

I’m loyal o!!!

Education / Re: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by FengChui(m): 6:36pm On Feb 21, 2020
DesChyko:


My brother, they finished us with lies, forget cry

My brother... I dey tell you eh!!!

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Africa, Egypt Records First Case by FengChui(m): 6:59am On Feb 16, 2020
MedicH:


Haha this ur prayer needs to trend. Write this on a paper and upload to twitter tag cnn now u go trend on international media. Lol funny

He’s not the one who wrote it. I’ve seen same somewhere else.
Celebrities / Re: Rachel Bakam Covers Japan Documentary, Received By Government by FengChui(m): 8:15pm On Feb 11, 2020
Them wan use style give am Corona virus to carry come Africa. But she no wan use her head.

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Education / Re: 8 Personality Traits Of Highly Intelligent People (backed By Science) by FengChui(m): 8:26pm On Feb 06, 2020
Na only number 6 remain for me. But why na number 6? Abi I no dey use my number 6 ni? Hai!

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Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by FengChui(m): 8:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
Thisis2raw:
He was this wealthy before he became a senator.

Na lie. Baba dey rent different cars from Abuja to come village that year. Baba bobo us main main. Unbeknownst to us, shingbain, baba no get.
Family / Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by FengChui(m): 12:53am On Jan 09, 2020
Ifyjos:
Ok

Why is my mind telling me that this is Xsenga?
Romance / Re: See How This Guy Finished This Girl Eith Savage Reply by FengChui(m): 11:51pm On Dec 28, 2019
Lamanii22:



Awwwn

Your views about life generally sets you apart from this wizkid generation. I thought I was the only one left. Mind if I send a mail?

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Romance / Re: See How This Guy Finished This Girl Eith Savage Reply by FengChui(m): 1:40pm On Dec 27, 2019
Lamanii22:



It is vice versa... You're right.. Most ladies have turned relationships into something else.. I went to the supermarket to pick up some things.. So I met some ladies at the perfume section.. Guess what they were saying.. "Any man wey bring us here, we go murder am ni".. I myself was really disappointed at that statement... I swore never to be like that.. I would work hard/smart, I'll earn... My partner would only be my support system...

Let's gtb married already!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by FengChui(m): 8:44am On Dec 27, 2019
Twoclans:
Biggie this lights out is scary

Walahi.
I could hot but think of how ephemeral everything in life is.
Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Don’t Take Pics With Guns And Money But You Could Still End Up Dead by FengChui(m): 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Carter (jay z) was from a rich home and was under dre and diddy learning the rap business then, he established his one label Roc-A-Fella Records in 1995 that was where he produced his first and subsequently released his debut studio album Reasonable Doubt in 1996, jay z learnt from the grand masters and that's why you don't mess With him in this era, cos he learnt from the order of the street old order.

Just look at the gibberish you typed! Jigga learnt from Dre yet he laid claim to the throne of King of New York?
He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him.
Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Don’t Take Pics With Guns And Money But You Could Still End Up Dead by FengChui(m): 7:47pm On Dec 22, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Lols dre gave them all spotlight ranging from tupac California love was among the first songs dre did for tupac,
Ice cube, Eazi, snoop doog was. Brought to deathrow. After NWA was having issues that's when ice cube left . I can give you a whole account onthis, cos I have been doing research dr. Dre biography,
Jayz was. Inbetween deathrow and bad boy record, that was why he had to run when tupac was murdered cause they thaught he was the snitch infact

Goan read straight outa campton
Authored by dr dre. Him self, the founding father and be educated cool.


Can you please tell me one song of Jigga that was produced by deathrow or aftermath records? Only one.

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Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Don’t Take Pics With Guns And Money But You Could Still End Up Dead by FengChui(m): 12:15pm On Dec 22, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Help me ask am o, when ice. Cube them and Eazi form niggas with attitude (NWA) nd dr. Dre being in the middle of the whole thing. Running production for them , Biggy was. With bad. Boys. Record own by diddly tupac signed with deathrow west side owning almost half of it then dr. Dre brought snoop doggy from street of campton and wen all this. Shit. Was happening jayze was still an under dog running errand for dre.
That was practically the birth of rap music

Button line, When Biggy and tupac. Was Befin jayze. Hasn't come to the pictures, jayze was finally adopted by dr dre when tupac was killed. Have been following rap like forever

Oga..... you don't know shit about rap. Snoop was not brought from Compton as you stated. He lived his life in Long Beach City, was a friend of Warren G, who was a cousin of Dr Dre and he (Warren G) introduced Snoop to the Doctor.


Jigga was NEVER a boy to Dre. Post links to support your assertion.
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Adegbamigbe Temitope Esther Missing In Akure, Ondo by FengChui(m): 6:38am On Nov 27, 2019
Offpoint:
Dissapointed by the comments I've read so far, human life is at risk here and people find it funny.

Put y'all selves in her love ones position and see how funny it'll be.

Not everybody sisters goes on dîck mission like y'all sisters.

I might take a break from nairaland honestly.


Your talk is offpoint!
Family / Re: What Do Men Want? by FengChui(m): 8:10pm On Nov 21, 2019
Culture / Re: Oba Elegushi’s 2nd Wife, Hadiza Steps Into The Palace 6 Months After Wedding by FengChui(m): 7:41pm On Nov 21, 2019
nifemi25:
Oba saheed Elegushi...

E na wa ni Kukushi!

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Crime / Re: Brazilian Prisoner Dug 230ft Long Tunnel Under His Cell's Toilet, Died Escaping by FengChui(m): 10:03pm On Nov 18, 2019
brightnelly:
Where is the SAND he dug out? undecided undecided

Have you seen the movie “Shawshank Redemption”?

That is where the answer lies
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Nephew, Olorunjuwon Oluyomi Shot By Political Thugs Die, Buried by FengChui(m): 8:59am On Nov 17, 2019
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It is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. It is crystal clear like the biblical “Terkel, tekel, mana, ufarsin.

What job was he doing before venturing into politics? Why was he not driving those cars before politics money came in?
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Nephew, Olorunjuwon Oluyomi Shot By Political Thugs Die, Buried by FengChui(m): 8:54am On Nov 17, 2019
Baba should come and tell us what killed Olorunnipa some years ago.
Because he is on the receiving side now, we no go hear word. What has he done to empower the late guy sef? If he was empowered, will he be a political thug?
Jokes Etc / Re: For Fun: Share Your Favourite "HUSTLE O" Proverb by FengChui(m): 9:36pm On Nov 06, 2019
Hustle o, make your friends no tell you to take bike say space don finish inside car.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Tips To Beat The ATS And Get Your CV In Front Of Employers by FengChui(m): 9:38pm On Oct 28, 2019
dayo2me:
I receive invites on weekly basis but I've not gotten a job. Maybe my CV meets up with the ATS of thing that's why I get invites.

Can you kindly send me a copy? I believe something is wrong with my CV as I hardly get called.
Politics / Re: Zahrah Audu: I Will Use Mothers Of Political Thugs To Secure Ballot Boxes by FengChui(m): 7:38pm On Oct 23, 2019
Kendumazy:
Lol. Sense will not kill this woman. Sadly, the thug mothers won't come out cos thug must have warned or informed his Mama make she no go out.

She never hear money na. Wetin her thug son give her? Wait till them pronounce money.
Food / Re: Nigerian Food Combinations That You Haven't Tried by FengChui(m): 12:30pm On Sep 27, 2019
Bread and ciga

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Advises Khafi: "Gedoni Is A Uniport Boy, Don't Mess With Him" by FengChui(m): 2:26pm On Aug 06, 2019
Changethechain:
Alpha marines..echo loud if u dey here

Ayikwerere!
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Nelson Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by FengChui(m): 6:10am On Aug 01, 2019
WeighWordSon:


Go buy fuel from Doma

I dey old Kutunku. Doma too far.
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Nelson Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by FengChui(m): 7:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Make I dey here. FP sure pass NEPA light for Gwagwalada

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Guy Correctly Predicts AFCON Match Winners!!! by FengChui(m): 9:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Nigerian Guy Correctly Predicts AFCON Match Winners!!! by FengChui(m): 9:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
A young man has correctly predicted so many of the AFCON matches up to the final and all his predictions are correct.

A lot of guys have thronged his page asking so many funny questions.

See pic below

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