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Helpout12345:
Okay. Very good. I agree with all these your rants.

You deserve to be well known in Nigeria, so that you can help us educate more of our people.

Please put up your pictures, home address, office address so that journalists, bloggers can come see you , give you an interview and help spread these your messages more.

Thanks!

Mate you've got my name

Nigerians are world famous for online scams so I'm sure one of you slimy but clever bastards can track my ip address and location and spread it about

But I'm not stupid enough to the address that my 7 year old daughter lives at on a Nigerian website

That's what the private email system is for

And

1) I'm retired and don't fucking works anymore
My income is passive and constant, that's what happens when you sacrifice your 20s for life after

2) I'm Europen so I'm entitled to use any Europen service at all fucking times

So I've got a UK number
Totally unlimited calls
Totally unlimited texts
Totally unlimited data to the point I can turn my phone into a hot-spot and share data with 50 people 24/7 and never run out or get extra charges
Totally unlimited international call and text

3) the devil can interview me for being an atheist if I'm wrong about when I take over his kingdom and teach lucifer tricks to torture that will him blush

But cheers for the offer

Helpout12345:
Why all these rants on a faceless forum

Why didn't you rant all these face to face with those people that accused you at the Nigerian airport

And mate have I ever actually told you to stop your traditions or culture? Have I told you to end anything like that?

No, I just told you to stop lying about them
Stop calling them mandatory
Stop expecting them and thinking you are entitled to them unless it's a Nigerian marrying a Nigerian

It's only married for you people in your country anyway

Mandatory means required by law

Show me the law that says a bride price must be paid?

Show me the law that says an introduction must be done

Show me the law that says a family need to give consent?

Some me the law that says any of it has to be done at all?

A traditional wedding Is the only type of wedding that cannot happen without traditions so it's bullshit and a lie

You have civil weddings at a registery

You have religious weddings

And fucking personalised

If your traditional weddings were required by law and that important then you would have made sure they were the only fucking type you could do here

Helpout12345:
Why all these rants on a faceless forum

Why didn't you rant all these face to face with those people that accused you at the Nigerian airport

Mate I use this to vent so I don't break someone's face

And I'm not that hard to find

I've plastered my real name all over this
I've told you my location and what I look like

So just look for the norse man with ginger hair and lots of tattoos in ikoyi the place isn't that fucking big

Helpout12345:
Why all these rants on a faceless forum

Why didn't you rant all these face to face with those people that accused you at the Nigerian airport

I did mate
And got him fired from his employment

Who do you thinks more important to a business here? A customer that pays well? Or a no name Nigerian knob head?

Diaspora?

Why the Bleep take your crap to another country?
It's bad enough you inflict it on yourselves here

Grow up and let the world be rid of your nonsense or quarantine it here

Better still, amputation cures everything
Remove all heads from Nigerian males

You'll be 3kg or 4kg lighter so that's a bonus

It's supposed to be 5kg but remember you're born brainless or brain dead here if you have XY chromosomes and Nigerian

owobokiri:
Mentally traumatised men badly needs their own foundation too

Can Nigerian men get mentally traumatised with only a 2 track mind?

If you're not thinking about sex your considering the lie that will come out your mouths next

VeryWickedBro:
No
Won't work

How else will Seun Osewa's good friend, Jarus, AKA Sir J9, be able to entertain himself at home?

Is that some sort of TV show?

Bleep that crap
I've only watched Nigerian movie and that was seriously weird

Something called champagne and staying away from TV shows here after that

owobokiri:
Mentally traumatised men badly needs their own foundation too

Yes but when white men end up marrying the queen's here

They tend to love us so much we forget about how much we had to tolerate not kicking your asses

So we get over the trauma of not pummeling you pretty quick

Just like if you men brought your kids more mosquito nets to go over their beds

You could stop millions of mosquitoes dying needlessly every year

Don't take it seriously mate

It's dark humour and a play on words

Buildings have foundations

A foundation can be a charity

Or.....

Makeup

Problem is, how do you make it thick enough to cover the bruises?

lawani:
I beg your pardon. Christians and Muslims threaten us that if we don't follow them, God will punish us in hell. I think it is right for all right thinking human beings to join hands and stop them in public places. They can do it privately or at home but using public buildings should be outlawed. That is what I am fighting for. I want the world to be restored to what it was before Apostle Paul started preaching to Gentiles. I want spiritual decorum. Is that too much to ask for?

How is them having an imaginary friend the dopey bastards talk to and them believing this shit but can't fucking prove it and can't fucking force you to agree with it and fucking force you to do it and fucking force any of it, it's not like they can send you to hell is it? What is Christian going to do? Put a bullet in your head and send you to hell?

And fucking threat You idiot? To me it's mental illness and nothing more

Mate actually read the fucking quran and book Muslims force

Bleep baal or Allah whatever you fucking call him

In the quran he said he can't guarantee that even Muhammed would get to heaven

Even the best Muslim isn't guaranteed heaven

But if you fight for Islam
If you kill for Islam
If you die for Islam

That's only 100% guaranteed way to get to the heaven in the quran according to baal or Allah whatever demon he is

That's a fucking threat

Does the bible tell you to kill to get to heaven or just follow jesus?

You are fucking idiot

Muhammed is the exact opposite of jesus

The 1st miracle of jesus was turning water to wine

Muhammed said If you even touch a bottle of alcohol you go to hell

Muhammed killed and converted with a sword

Jesus used a towel and served

Muhammed said only virgins until marriage were good women and prostitutes and cheats should be killed

Jesus loved Mary magdalene a fucking prostitute

A Christian believing in God is basically the same as a child believing in santa it's fucking annoying but harmless

🤣🤣

Just seen this post

Santa clause is world biggest pervert, he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney

I actually respect his style, carry jolly old saint nick

Kobojunkie:
You mean to the face of the Barbarians?

Mate I'm norse

We are the original Barbarians, ruthless and savage, war like killers

We did horrific things throughout history and I know I'm capable of all that again

I'm a monster when I need to be for the greater good

But my culture when vikings ruled
We were never allowed to abuse our wives and daughters

Like around 954 ad
Viking women had freedoms the rest of Europe and Africa never had at that time

Women could own property and businesses
And if a husband abused her he got 3 chances then divorce and the wife got everything he had and banishment from his village

Yes mate ill fight men that abuse women and children all day

I gave the man an offer to email me for my address and bring his 10 best men and destroy them on my own

But as usual Nigerian men are cowards

I'm sven åberg
I live in ikoyi
I'm 6 foot 7 covered in tattoos and piercings
And a natural red head with orange hair

I'm not hard to fucking find if you one of you wanted to then you could but none of you will

lawani:
I am not given to physical troublemaking just online

I hate Muslims

I hate yoruba men
I hate yoruba culture simply because yoruba men force it and demand it, they are abusive and entitled

I dislike the rest of Nigerian men
I have no respect for them but I don't hate them

And I'll explain why I hate yoruba men

I've been on here for months now and I've been very expressive about how much I love Nigeria and how much I adore the women here

Nigeria is full fun people, with rich and dynamic personalities

The food is amazing, the dancing is entertaining to watch, the music is a bit feminine but it can be tolerated I guess

I hate the wedding process because it's culturally greedy and when I say greedy I don't mean the bride price I mean that it's 1 sided and illegal and bigoted

The average marriage here only lasts 3-5 years before divorce or separation so Nigerian men and fathers have no right to dictate how people get married or how important the stupid and pointless traditions are since most cannot make a marriage work

I've been vocal about this and the parts of traditions I find bigoted

Most do say traditions are important them on here and most do also say that it's a couples choice at the end of the day

But that's because it's not really the older and selfish generation on here

But all yoruba are completely different

Yoruba men outright said the most important part of a wedding is that prostration is done that's seriously bleeped up

A normal man and a normal father that wouldn't enter his head

A normal man and a normal father would say that the most important part of a wedding is the bride and daughter

Making sure she's happy on her day not making it about him

You can wear a Nigerian man from any other down and make him see sense

You can compromise and you can get them to back down and understand

That only 1 part of the wedding process that involves traditions is important

It's not the introduction
It's not the outfit
It's not any of the silly and humiliating parts
It's not the Kneeling
It's not the blessing
It's not the kinsmen or extended family

The only important part of the traditional process is payment of a bride price

That's what means you are married traditionally

But with yoruba men
It's 100% their way
It's 100% what they want

It's 100% you will respect me but I don't have to respect you
You will do as I say or you're not good enough for my daughter

It's my way or no way with yoruba men and you destroy everything you touch

You have just proven that you are no different at all

Wanting to totally eradicate something you don't like or something you agree with and something that bothers you

I have never said I want Nigerian wedding traditions to end or be eradicated

Truth I think some parts of it are actually quite beautiful and I enjoy being a guest at them

What I do want is for the fathers to stop thinking they are entitled to it and admit that it's the couples choice 100% and them expecting more than a bride price is greedy and selfish making someone else's event about them

Nigerian traditions for when Nigerians marry Nigerians because it's theirs

And should only be expected of a non Nigerian if....

He's willing to do it and choosing to not being blackmailed or demanded

Or

If you are actually offering what those traditions are for

Basically I specifically hate men like you, and people of your attitude should be eradicated as you put it

lawani:
Any freedom you have that does not respect other people's freedom should be taken from you. There is no big deal in taking their properties. It is NGO properties

If I ever met you, you would understand what true threat is

lawani:
I have told you what I am advocating for. A banning of Christianity and Islam from the public space. All their properties should be seized by government. They are trying to cancel all Earth's cultures. They themselves should be canceled

And thing you don't understand I'm the exact opposite to you

I would pick a rifle and fight a government that tried to do this

I would fight islam until my last breath

And yes I'm atheist I don't believe in religion

But I would fight until my last breath to protect people's rights to freely practice their religion or not practice any at all

lawani:
I have told you what I am advocating for. A banning of Christianity and Islam from the public space. All their properties should be seized by government. They are trying to cancel all Earth's cultures. They themselves should be canceled

That is fucking disgusting

You want to completely take away people's freedom

You want the government to steal people's property for being different and not like you

You want people to be a prisoner to your world view

You are basically a Nigerian Hitler

lawani:
There is no violence the Muslims can make that can.match the inquisition where over 100,000 people were burnt at the stakes by psychopathic christian saints in Europe. That was how Europe was force converted.
Nowadays they compete with government for revenue and send hitmen after rivals or opposition. They brainwash people and etc. They spread immorality by saying Christ has died for all sins. In any case there is no way you can fight Islam and exonerate Christianity. Mohammed himself was converted by Christians before he added his own to what he got from them. If you believe in the virgin birth and the prophet hood of Jesus in the seventh century you were a Christian. Mohammed was a Christian

Grow a fucking brain and get the Bleep out of this topic

Something going extinct is completely different to eradication

Extinction is it dying out naturally and people choosing to let it die

Eradication is you actually removing the choice and killing

You are fucking disgusting and a piece of shit
You want to remove choice
You want to remove freedom

You want to be fucking dictator like all yoruba and for everyone to believe exactly what you do

How is that different from the threat you think you see?

You want to eradicate a different belief and replace it with yours

That's exactly the same as what you claim religions do you fucking hypocrite

lawani:
Jews don't threaten anyone but Christians do. Christians threaten unbelievers with eternal damnation. Online, on TV, on radio, in newspapers and etc. I am surprised you don't know. Have you read the Bible?.

I want the world to return to the tranquility and peace of traditional spiritualities

You obviously don't know what a threat is you fucking slowpoke and retard

You tell a Christian no
You can make a joke about yahweh
You can tell them shove the bible up their arse
You can tell them absolutely anything you want and there is no fucking danger from them

But you do any of that to a Muslim and they want to remove your head

That's a fucking threat

You do not have the fucking right to eradicate anything or to tell people how to live or what to believe

People like you are a threat
People that use the word eradicate

You are the fucking fanatics that end up killing or going on rampage

I'm a sociopath

But you are a fucking psychopath

Do Christians here kill anyone? No! So no fucking threat

Do the Muslims here kill people? Yes! That's a fucking threat

You can become a Christian and leave the religion at will and there is no wish of harm

The second someone braces Islam and if they choose to leave

The quran says they should be killed and Muslim do actively fucking kill them

THATS A FUCKING THREAT

lawani:
I beg your pardon. Christians and Muslims threaten us that if we don't follow them, God will punish us in hell. I think it is right for all right thinking human beings to join hands and stop them in public places. They can do it privately or at home but using public buildings should be outlawed. That is what I am fighting for. I want the world to be restored to what it was before Apostle Paul started preaching to Gentiles. I want spiritual
decorum. Is that too much to ask for?

Christians don't threaten anyone
Jews don't threaten anyone

Muslims use force

But people like you that actively want to eradicate something and remove choice from people

YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
THE TYPICAL FUCKING YORUBA MAN

THE TYPE OF PERSON I WOULD PUT A BULLET IN GLADLY AND WITH A SMILE

THE TYPICAL MUSLIM ATTITUDE
MY WAY OR NO WAY
THE YORUBA MANS ATTITUDE

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I HATE THE MEN OF YORUBA CULTURE!!!

lawani:
Bad or toxic cultures should be extinguished. I agree with that. That is why I am fighting for the eradication of religion

ITS NOT YOUR RIGHT TO ERADICATE RELIGION YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!

YOU VILE PIECE OF SHIT!!

FREEDOM OF BELIEFS
FREEDOM OF CHOICE
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT
FREEDOM OVER YOUR OWN BODY
FREEDOM OF EDUCATION
FREEDOM TO MARRY
EQUALITY

ALL BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS THAT I HAVE FOUGHT IN WARS FOR!!

TAKEN BULLETS FOR!!

SACRIFICED MY BLOOD AND FLESH FOR!!

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STEAL ANYONES BELIEFS AND FORCE YOUR WORLD VIEW

EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IS FREE TO BELIEVE WHATEVER THE Bleep THEY WANT

AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT HURTING ANYONE
AS LONG AS ITS LEGAL
AS LONG AS ITS CONSENTING ADULTS
AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT FORCING IT ON ANYONE

TYPICAL FUCKING MUSLIM ATTITUDE

HAVING AN OPINION OR DIFFERENT VIEW OR PERSPECTIVE AND EXPRESSING IT IS NOT OFFENSIVE

IT ONLY BECOMES OFFENSIVE WHEN YOU START FORCING OTHER PEOPLE TO AGREE WITH YOU

lawani:
I said marine life is more ancient than terrestrial life and that is a fact. How does that make me a fool now?

Dordy moosh, believe whatever the Bleep you want, I don't care what a yoruba man thinks, you've proven how deluded you are

Believe the universe was started by a giant pink unicorn that shits stars and vomits fairy dust for all I care

Your mental illness not my problem, just start doing the world a favour

Let yoruba women be free to learn the truth about everything and keep yoruba male insanity to yourselves

lawani:
I am not sure of that. I am talking of land that can be inhabited not moonscape. There was life in the oceans before terrestrial life. Isn't it?

You just keep showing how much of a fool you are because clearly you only choose to read, acknowledge and research things that suit your narrative and your world view and reinforce dark age mumbo jumbo from before science proved it all wrong

lawani:
I am not sure of that. I am talking of land that can be inhabited not moonscape. There was life in the oceans before terrestrial life. Isn't it?

We know how land is formed because we can see it happening in real life and in real time

Under water volcanoes that fucking erupt

lawani:
Science aligns with Yoruba thought on the fact that there was no land. As a Yoruba the Ile Ife explanation of the beginning is good enough for me in the absence of something more concrete. The first Ile Ife could be situated anywhere. The present Ile Ife is just the descendant of the first. Then no matter how you don't like the Yoruba culture it is best preserved as it is. All cultures should be preserved as they are like a living library

No mate, not all cultures are equal, not all cultures should be preserved, not all cultures should be respected

Under that logic a cultures that believes 7 years old or girls under the legal age of consent can be married off and raped

That means cultures where women are property and worth half a man should be preserved

You're a fucking pedophile just for thinking that

lawani:
Science aligns with Yoruba thought on the fact that there was no land. As a Yoruba the Ile Ife explanation of the beginning is good enough for me in the absence of something more concrete. The first Ile Ife could be situated anywhere. The present Ile Ife is just the descendant of the first. Then no matter how you don't like the Yoruba culture it is best preserved as it is. All cultures should be preserved as they are like a living library

You are a complete and utter fool for saying that

We know for a fact how planets are formed and we know land comes first

Meteors and astroid crash together to form planets and the water comes the same way later through comets

Bet your are one of the fools that believes the earth is 70% water?

That's utter bullshit too, it's 70% of the Earth's surface that's water

BECAUSE THERE IS FUCKING GROUND AND DIRT AND SOIL AND SAND AND ROCK AND MAGMA UNDER THE bleeped WATER

lawani:
That is why I said human beings can't really be said to be from Africa alone because we have none homo sapiens DNA no matter how little. Even Yoruba have Neanderthal DNA from over twenty thousand years ago

No you don't you fool,

You get the neanderthal dna from when the British were here fucking your women during colonialism

And we have homo sapien dna

Because WE ARE THE HOMO SAPIEN SPECIES

lawani:
Yes that is why I said according to Yoruba thought. All cultures have their explanation of human existence if not that religion (Christianity and Islam) is wiping everything away. Garden of Eden is Jewish while Ile Ife is Yoruba.
Yoruba are victims of Nigeria just like others. You can't say they are exclusively responsible for running everything down. When they controlled their western region they did well.

Don't listen to any fucking culture you ridiculous little man

No culture is impartial on this, you listen to cold hard science that actually has evidence

But whatever I'm done engaging with yoruba men in any kind of conversation, my tolerance for your attitude and rewriting history has reached its limit

Does anyone from any other tribe argue with me over the establishment of tribes or for example Kneeling for a blessing at weddings or anything like that?

Nope, but yoruba will argue about everything and the difference between me and you is I spent years getting phds in this crap before the military travelling between Oxford and Nigeria to get the truth

You just believe whatever bullshit fits yoruba narrative and yoruba propaganda and yoruba interests

You don't care about anything but the yoruba world view which has been turned into an abomination from years of spreading crap from word of mouth

You even lie in the wedding process says yoruba give the bride price back because you don't sell daughters

But read the small print and terms and conditions

That's only if a man prostrates and does full traditions

There no honest people in your tribe

Look at when a non Nigerian marries yoruba
And gets in world news

It's articles starting off with titles like

A blend of love and culture

Then you read lower and it immediately says THE YORUBA WAY

So no blending at all, the groom is always expected to sacrifice everything and bend to yoruba will and yoruba desires to please greedy and selfish old yoruba men

lawani:
Why can't you make your point without insults?. Homo sapiens is from Africa. Neanderthal, Denisovans etc were not and we carry their DNA too. Then the first humans were probably aliens and their color as I said earlier would depend on the climate of their land on their home planet.

No you fool, neanderthals were from the European area

Only people that with European blood hold neanderthal dna

Like red heads either come from scandinavian ancestors or Asian

Real Asian not Indian or pakki Asia

lawani:
OK. How old do you think Ife is then?. Ife represents the first human civilization according to Yoruba thought. It was the first land to rise above the waters and start to Fe or expand. I agree that Yoruba as a word is new. It was used to refer to the Oyo by the Malians and the earliest mention known is in the sixteenth century work of Ahmed Baba of Mali

ACCORDING TO YORUBA

NOT ACCORDING TO THE FUCKING WORLD AND NOT ACCORDING TO THE FUCKING EVIDENCE

SEE HOW CORRUPT AND DELUDED YORUBA ARE NOW PEOPLE?

AND THIS WHO YOU CHOSE TO LET RUN AND CONTROL YOUR COUNTRY?

doesn't matter what's true and what's not
Doesn't matter if whole of humanity have EVIDENCE yoruba will always claim different

You can tell one the sky is blue and they will tell you outright it's bright pink

It's the Muslim in them

They are the ones that ruin Nigeria
They are the ones that keep you in poverty
They are the ones that steal the countries money
They are the ones that think it's more important to buy cities in places like Portugal and not invest in Nigeria and fix the problems here

lawani:
We can't be sure though of the color of the first humans on Earth here because it depends on the habitat they came from. If tropical, they would be dark, if temperate, light. For example, white people here can go colonize a new planet and after thousands of years of settling down their descendants become dark skinned because they settled in a tropical zone

Idiot

Like the rest and you actually showed some potential to be different to most other Nigerian men

You go 100% again proven and established scientific facts

We know the first humans were Africans
We just don't know what part of africa but currently the theory is the Botswana area