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Donald3d:
Why u come yab me na,hehehehehe H to O

Buh na true you talk na... no mind the yeye tisha

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


Who's your best kid here?

In mama piss voice "oga, na only you waka come"

hooli:
i should upload pics of ppl witout dia approval? sori i cant.

Sorry I also can't help you too

Op, POC, they WERE like us biko. Tankyu sar

Show me 2 of dem pishure wey no fine make I help your reason the matter wella

Una don start okwaya?

Awesome post!

Awesome post!!

E don red for these guys o0o0!

Chimo!!!!!

No time biko!

I can't fit to laff

This bros nor dey hia word sha!!!

Hmmmm.... such gurls...

Nice piece.

True talk Padre.

Like seriously

hayorzzyzx:
Then they were Genuine,but now the other way round

You mean "now genuine were they"

nickkylawve:
hahahahaha iono wat to say to u

Hahahahahahaha!!!! See you. You ain't seen no'in. I be original mumu o0oo!! And my mumurity can be easily transferred to those that think they're smarter than I am. I'm sure you're already noticing traces of mumuness in you, abi??

nickkylawve:
so dumb that u dnt knw ur dumb

Chisos!!! So I'm this dumb!!! Baby please what do I do to get back to sanity

My wedding is coming up very soon and I'm yet to find a bride. Maybe it's cos of this my dumbness o0ooo

nickkylawve:
u dumb sorry I have to tell ya wssup

Really I never knew this o0o0o!! Thanks for telling me sweetheart. Buh please, how dumb I'm i

Chai!!!! -- For many reasons ( I'm sure you know the 1st reason )

Chai!!! -- For many reasons (I'm sure you knw the 1st reason )

Op you too like to play sha.....!!

Misspicy and nickkylawve, make una no worrey, she's not trying to make you look ugly. She only asked a question (which isn't a dumb one). So, do her a favor by answering her question or.......

Lol. Una dey fear?

Ado-Ekiti- The 156 years old Riemann Hypothesis, the
most important problem in Mathematics has been
successfully solved by Nigeria Scholar, Dr Opeyemi
Enoch.
With this breakthrough, Dr Enoch, who teaches at the
Federal University, Oye Ekiti (FUOYE), has become the
fourth egghead to resolve one of the seven Millennium
Problems in Mathematics.
The Kogi State-born mathematician had, before now,
worked on mathematical models and structures for
generating electricity from sound, thunder and Oceanic
bodies.
A statement in Ado Ekiti yesterday said Dr Enoch
presentation of the Proof on November 11, 2015 during
the International Conference on Mathematics and
Computer Science in Vienna, Austria becomes more
symbolic coming on the exact day and month 156 years
after the problem was delivered by a German
Mathematician in 1859.
The Riemann Zeta Hypothesis is one of the seven
Millennium problems set forth by the Clay Mathematics
Institute with a million Dollar reward for each solved
problem for the past 16 years.
According to the statement, “Dr Enoch first investigated
and then established the claims of Riemann. He went
on to Consider and to correct the misconceptions that
were communicated by Mathematicians in the past
generations, thus paving way for his solutions and
proofs to be established.
“He also showed how other problems of this kind can
be formulated and obtained the matrix that Hilbert and
Poly predicted will give these undiscovered solutions.
He revealed how these solutions are applicable in
cryptography, quantum information science and in
quantum computers,” it stated.
Three of the problems had been solved and the prizes
given to the winners. This makes it the fourth to be
solved of all the seven problems.
Dr Enoch had previously designed a Prototype of a silo
for peasant farmers and also discovered a scientific
technique for detecting and tracking someone on an evil
mission.
Enoch has succeeded in inventing methods by which oil
pipelines can be protected from vandalism and he is
currently working on Mathematical approaches to
Climate Change
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/nigerian-scholar-solves-156-year-old-problem-in-maths-gets-one-million-dollars-reward/

Lol. So without the cash, SE no go perform okwaya Oga abeg keep you're money biko. Our eagles have gone beyond that stage. Why not give the money to the triumphant, victorious, gallant Eaglets instead?? It'll really go a long way in encouraging the .

Genea:
Chelsea

Na you talk am o0oo!!! My hand no dey o0oo0

Question of the Day
Which of these sea is the easiest to swim through

(A) Red Sea
(B) Blue Sea
(C) Swansea
(D) Chelsea