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Lol. After everything, na watin FELA talk na im go happen again "...... dem say money no lossi o0o! Dem dabaru everybody, supervisor Obasanjo, sat make he no talki o0o!"

Ndi aara

Make una dey lie o0o0!! Kontinu

Sometimes, when you're not in the mood to pray and you see an edifice like this, bros, Holy spirit go enter your body straight up!!

Why?

Lol. On seeing the both of them, at that instant, my step mom will definitely catch my attention cos I see her almost everyday and I KNOW HER FACE. It'll take a closer look or my dad telling me, before I'll be able to recognize my biological mom. And by that time, my step mom is already receiving her treatment

Way to go!!

I've got cheap sense for sale o0o0!! You may wanna buy one and get another one free for your girlfriend

Ibelong2God:
Hmm.
End time bokoharam led to
endtime camp.
Endtime camp led to endtime love
endtime love led to endtime wedding,
and endtime wedding led to endtime couple.
What an endtime.

Awesome move

oake:
A new Service Pre-paid Meter goes from between #25,000 to #50,000 depending on the type; single or double phase. Additional #10,000 goes to the Contractor that will do the installation. In all, you will have to cough out approximately #35,000 to N65,000 as the case may be. Prepaid Meter is the best way to go. Even Nepa abi PHCN staff, dem hate am, becos, e bi like TSA for their mind.

boss biko, you know any PURE pesin wey fit help

dfrost:
Hi Feranchek they have started installing the prepaid meter for free. It is not to be bought. It all depends on the PHCN station around your axis. Okota-Ago area have about 50% of the prepaid meters now.

It will go round I guess...

God bless you a bunch boss!!

Berrylite:
Prepared Tinz. Na service charge dey cost here

prepaid you mean??

I just got to my parents place yesternight and was told of their new bill.... 10k plus!!! I was perplexed! A bill of 4k I'm used to paying has risen to 10k, how manage??!!!!!
They stay in surulere and to be frank, there's constant power supply there. Buh boy......!!!! 10k!!! Make dem sef dey fear God na...!! I've been thinking of where and how to get a prepaid Metre. Was even thinking of opening a thread for it buh op, thanks for this.


THIS IS A PUBLIC APPEAL:
WHERE, HOW, HOW MUCH CAN I GET A PREPAID METRE (AT THE ORIGINAL COST)? SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME WITH RELEVANT INFO ON THIS MATTER.

THANKS IN ADVANCE

ANNOUNCER: Feranchek

SIGNED: Feranchek (for the family)

Ok

Anyway, like you already said , they're UNNOTICEABLE, so no biggie

I guess they did it out of love for a brother

I think D'banj or 2baba will be in a better position to advise you on the best kinda gift to give her

And if you check am well ehn, e no pass sey the Okada man no roger dem. Smh

chocolateme:
it would be cool.

Hmmm....

chocolateme:
uwc dear. But is that really your teeth I'm seeing?

it's hard for you to believe a Nigerian actually has such set of teeth, abi??

This kid will not stop showing his immaturity and mumurism until his father gives him a serious KONK on his bald head.

E-diat!

chocolateme:
the " NO" Was for the topic question. Go back again

Ok

I been think sey na for the last question for the post.

Chisos!!!

chocolateme:
No

Yes

The former national team handler is pessimistic about the Super Eagles’ chances of reaching the World Cup with Oliseh in charge
click here..
Former Nigeria head coach Clemens Westerhof has cried out that the Super Eagles have a zero chance to qualify for the 2018 World Cup under Sunday Oliseh.

The Super Eagles defeated Swaziland 2-0 on aggregate to reach the qualifiers’ group stages and the Dutch who led Nigeria to the 1994 World Cup feels with Oliseh in charge, a place in Russia 2018 might be a wild goose chase.

“Congratulations, you beat Swaziland 2-0 in the return leg match of the preliminary round of the qualifiers,” Westerhof told CompleteSports.

"But does that really call for celebration? Yes, there are no minnows in football but who are Swaziland to hold the Super Eagles to a goalless draw (in Swaziland).

“The Super Eagles won 2-0 in (Port Harcourt) Nigeria but is it not a game the Super Eagles should be winning 6-0 7-0 under normal circumstances? What type of football do they play in Swaziland?

“Swaziland is not the first match Super Eagles have played under Oliseh. There has not been any difference between their first game under him and the game with Swaziland.

“I’m sorry, with Oliseh, the Super Eagles may not go to the World Cup in Russia,” he concluded.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4093/nigeria/2015/11/20/17516362/oliseh-will-not-qualify-nigeria-for-2018-world-cup-says

If they'll have their way, they won't even pay 8K sef. Useless sey of Governors.

Like.... SERIOUSLY?!!!!

Please someone should teach me how to stop laffing

outflank:
what's the name of the cream please?

LUX

All these things na im I go dey remember cos I wan preserve my skin Abegi!!

Lemme tell you a lil story. I went to my parents place and found a moisturizing cream (Lux) in my sister's room. I 'stole' the cream cos I've been seeing it there
I started using the cream. Whenever I get back from work, I boil some water and have a warm bath. Then I use the cream. When I'm done, I play my ps3 till midnight, then go to bed (My AC is always ON all these while.) Going to work and coming back, I always put on my car AC.

After a while, my girlfriend and some other gurls started saying I'm bleaching. I became worried and asked my sisters what the ish could be and they all laughed.

"They've never seen you this fair that'd why they think you're bleaching" my sister said. "FYI, the cream you're using is JUST a moisturizing cream. I bought it to moisturize my hands cos the AC in my office dries my hand. Buh after a while, I got tired of rubbing it, so I brought it home. So my dear, no mind dem biko " she concluded

So since then, it's been smooth and 'yellow pawpaw' skin for me.

liberty300:
i'll bet you that if tomorrow if we hear that that car is causing emissions that kill people or something bad, you and your type would turn around and blame GEJ and remember it's him that brought that company into Nigeria

Bloody, useless and stupid pessimist.


Iranu

Your take.

Sometimes you post things that make me clap for you. And sometimes your post just make me cry for you.

Your situation is getting me confused.

FTC!!!

So despite the stress of today's job, I can still find space and time to be...... FTC....My really serve a living God!!!


BTW, from where I'm standing, I can see many short people o0o0!!!