₦airaland Forum

rabzy:
If Jesus came to his church today, he would have used pankere and koboko to beat everyone of them for turning his father's  house into a cave of robbers, but am not Jesus would even come there, he probably does not count it among his father's house.

lwkmd!!!!! Harakiri, pls post the link to the ?s you asked. Thanks

Sagamite, abeg, abeg. . .calm down
@op, it pains me when people idolize their pastors (from the comments i'm seeing here). Someone even said that the mentioned man of God is the true definition of financial prosperity *smh*.
Someone even said Jesus rode on one of the most expensive transports then. . Most of his disciples, where they not fishermen that had their personal boats with their hard earned money? Even Paul was a tanner. Recall when he visited was it Aquila and his wife, did he depend on their hard earned money? Then, they all had something doing but how many pastors now have a handwork?
Compare the disciples of then and pastors now and see the clear difference. . .
Why were they called christians then?
Like someone said, seeing the fleet and the convoys at their command make you wonder if psalm 23 exists or however he puts it. . . .
Funny insults here though. . . . . .

dayokanu:
Wont it be easier to remove wrapper when its time for action instead of the rope (Gstring) and jeans you wear all the time.

I prefer olden days jare.

Just comot wrapper anywhere and action starts even on top ridge for farm or for stream all join.

When women are going to fetch water at the stream and the water splashes on their wrapper and soaks the n1ppl3s would be pointing and the next dark corner you just comot wrapper and do 1 sharp round.'

No wahala for olden days jare

LWKMD!!!
I think i prefer olden days marriages though some of its characteristics were not that good

Which of una come UNIBEN for NUGA?

Koikoi:
Kids of 2day just don't want to read! strike over, nuga games over and now you wan go home for another three weeks for elections. haba! wetin you 4get for house?

Were you in uniben for nuga? How many gold medals your school carry? OP, here in uniben, no update as to the election break so i guess there's none (thank God for that). I wonder why schools in Nigeria must close down cos of the election and don't tell me it's cos of people that'll use the students for thuggery. Anyone caught. . . .na for im head

God! When will Nigeria get to this point of getting things fixed immediately they are damaged?
I mean that's impressive of a country that suffered a huge earthquake. Imagine Nigeria experiencing this kind of earthquake. . . . .

. . . . thank you o! This bb thingy's kinda getting out of hand. I don't know what the fuss is all about. I know many guys that their girlfriends broke up with cos they could not get one for them. In universities, some will use their pocket money to get one and they start looking for guys that'll take them to the buka. . . . . .

Nigerian students, where art thou? I don't know about overseas, but here in uniben, i know it's not easy for me. Most things being learnt here in Nigerian uni is by the student's self effort.
Concerning the tuition fees, it's not like people don't want to pay but in the end, the lecturers don't come to class (yet, they'll want to strike). You may see them a week to exams that's why i sometimes appreciate some Nigerian graduates who really worked for what they wanted and not going through the back door. Coupled with the mentality our leaders have about education, can you blame the Nigeria uni?

I will confess

Pls, I won't

In what sense?!?!

Why should I?

naijasing:
i pray ooooooo

you must be from uniben

oge4real:
Can I hear an Amen?

Amen, sister girl. . . . .

If na FB, the poster for get responses like this? Many funny responses here. Una never see when you go wake up for night make you go urinate, see em rats dey hold meeting for your house (whether them wan pursue you, i know know)? I hate the ones they call asin cos when approaching you, they have this confidence that they are unique from other rats (of which they are cos of the poison they carry) and know you'll jump out of the way for them. I 4kin hate em squeals and the most annoying part is if a rat enters a room, it leaves a scent for others to follow of which they start coming into that room

Most replies here had me in tears!!!!

Witches pray!! na im be say devil gan dey kabash in diff lang!!!

Someone who works in a spa. . . .

Someone who works in a spa. . . .

Have the impression that she plays with virtually anyone. Nice if . . . . . .

Cook chick

How we

How can i miss this?! Mine's Orochimaru and Madara. Itachi's not much of a villian but he's still one of my favourite

Will not

Beat (reason cos he wants to know the person above him)

Tell me

Will you be there - mj
madame, kedu? Hope your ubochi gara well?

^^lwkmd!
Nice contributions y'all got there. This reminds me of some years back while in sec school, my mum asked me if i had a gf. Sounded somehow cos she's the churchy type so i didn't expect her to say something like that. He's just trying to be protective of his daughter (duh!!! Something you've heard like million times)

[quote author=p_kasso link=topic=40541.msg7434156#msg7434156 date=1293719734]Bijuus can't be killed but their powers can be supressed by sealing them in a host[jinchuuriki].Sasuke has proven to be a true genius of the Uchiha clan over time.
*created Kirin[a devastating jutsu made from actual lightning,an equivalent[if not stronger than] of Naruto's Rasenshuriken.[/quote]cos he has learnt to manipulate his surroundings. Let's wait till naruto learns that then, we'll know if kirin's stronger than the one naruto will learn

*fought two akatsuki memebers[Itachi,Deidara] and Orochimaru and still survived

do you think if he fought pain, he'll survive? Naruto also fought kakuzu, orochimaru and pain and still survived.
Itachi was not killed. He died cos of a disease he had

jamace:
Pray for me too.

Mygoldie:
i need your prayers.

don't worry. It's been answered. Happy new year!!!

I pray o!

whiteroses:



may their soul rest in perfect peace. the bible says the souls of the dead righteous cried unto the Lord for revenge, the lord will fight for them

Exactly! God is supposed to fight for you and not the other way round.
The more these killings happen in the name of religion, the more people question if islam is that of peace given the circumstances?

Even jonah jang said when you follow up their case, you find out that they're linked to someone with a high political post in nigeria and when they're captured, they are released. Even the governor don tire. If it was possible for him to come out publicly and cry that he doesn't know what to do, i'm sure he will.