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afribookorg:
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!

Report says dat Judas is refusing to betrayJesus this year. He claims that the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.

He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still ongoing which means that Easter may or may not be celebrated this year.

You are hereby advised to free ur goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he (Judas) will receive alert 4rm his bank.

Judas and his entire family duly apologise for the inconveniences caused.

There are some things one doesn't just joke with. Just look at u making a f00l of yourself.

Obi leave your mother police is coming

One hungry man indomie with one egg. For a whole day. Chai

That guy is saving her for ritual.

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Emac34:
yua just wasting ur time cos

Like your wasting yours typing a reply.

cruzita:
I don't give a D!CK ABOUT IT

Your headache

Michellla:
we know all this.

Speak for yourself

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Sexytemi:
that's the truth oooo....on FB alone i have close to 100 un-replied msgs....so when i login i don't bother replying any oooo....and peeps feel am proud.

Then y will you add over a hundred people that you don't look forward to conversing with. That's plain stu7id. If u are a celeb that would be different. ( that's y Fb made fan pages). Add your friends and people you actually look forward to talking to. You wouldn't know how many golden business opportunities or good wills u might have lost cos of excess garbage.

April 13th My birthday #teamaries

I bought drinks for my guys without telling them the reason after I got the results. The lab scientist kept wasting time I thought he was garnering courage to give me the news. Chai...he kept walking up and down I almost wanted to ask him Oga Abeg just tell me make I comoy here. Lol...anyways I've become extra careful afterwards.

maiahsaiah:
You see the problem with you is jumping into conclusion, do some resolution, its a new year.

Babe finally eh...u wor wor shaa.

Guy I envy you. You are great.

Lie...big lie.
Don't be too excited...wait for the supreme court verdict.

I love this I swear.

JustHere2Observ:
I can't believe an educated and professional will violated another person's right like that just because your friend cannot manage his own matters.

If your friend was not sure of her and doesn't feel safe, he should have broken up with her or if he loves her that much he should have insisted on his no unprotected sex stance.

Smh.

Girl. Go and get tested.

Graduated with a 2.1 I never had an F. But sometimes I try to imagine how it would feel. Not funny when you are on the receiving end tho. Call me a smart arse and u won't see 2016. Try me.

That girl doesn't respect you. And my brother these days men ought to value that more than love.
You can take her back only when you are sure she has learnt hour lessons.

Nonsense. I'm so bored.

Was fun. Nice initiative.

Kid probably read 48 laws of power and doesn't wanna remain in his father's shadow.

Where are the kids. Well I love celebs that keep their kids off the spotlight. Reduces a lot of pressure.

If only he knew his time was near he wouldn't have bothered with some things. No one knows when his/her time will come. Let the people you love know that you love them while you can. Life is very unpredictable. No matter how beautiful it smart you are when your time comes the rest is history.

The money given to the kids goes to a crime syndicate and the phillipine police can't track them? Well shaa I never knew I would be alive to see a police force worse than Nigerian police

What is your benefit of being a patriotic Nigerian. If France decides to adopt me today I won't think twice.

Number four and one is not a guarantee, you might be in for an unpleasant surprise.

IYANGBALI:
your gf looks like our house girl

That's nice. Your peeps must be loaded.

My gf looks like genny.

Op you just described Abia State University.