₦airaland Forum

1 million. Location: calabar

Monaco...playground for billionaires. If you know you know

I want to key in. Where do we site our own Nigerian Silicon Vlley? Suggestions?

You’re weird

This is what my people call okpokpo Jeep

Somebody born in feb 85 is 32 y o. Your brain is inconsistent.

They should appoint people like Bishop Peace Chikwe into government. Give women the chance in state polity and see a difference.

I hope the trend spreads to other Nigerian Universities. PG programs are becoming a nightmare owing to the nonchalant attitude of those in charge. How will somebody do a full time Msc program for more than 5 years?

Pdp old boys just dying anyhow in Abia

Carrying condoms in your wallet. How old are you?

Bro never cries...I see strong man.

I love them already. This life sweet shaa with good and happy friendship

Some of us really don’t care.

Koboko444:
I never hear this one before o. If you are a rich kid with superficial friends. And so big brother which has the most extreme of superficial behavior is where a person would find real friends. It is clear you were born after 2000. You most likely just finished secondary school so I would not talk too much. The man kiddwaya is after something if not money then he is after the fame. Pure and simple.

Methuselah I see, ancient of days. Old cargos like you also make the most senseless assumptions when they should rather try to read to understand before they yap. Your signature speaks volumes about your age anyway.

He has made it clear he wasn’t after the money. If you ask me it’s a golden opportunity for him to experience youth and unbiased interaction in a rich diverse variety of backgrounds, something 85mil cannot buy.
You will understand better if you’re a rich kid with superficial friends.

But you can afford to spend 1.5billion on trivialities. And faint when asked to make account.

This virginity angle is very interesting. I think I will definitely include it in my search criteria henceforth.

all these money they are mentioning. I just need 5 million naira to kickstart my entrepreneurial idea. I hope the money in Nigeria does not finish before I get it.

100k: I will buy like 100 Sharwama
500k: I will donate it to charity
1m: Enter cubana and declare
1 casket of Hennessy XO
1 ace of spades
The remaining change I will buy Hennessy VSOP to anyone who hails me

That’s why I have so many distant friends.
When handshake cross elbow e don turn to armwrestling.

How much last?

humilitypays:
After NYSC all those people that went to study:

Banking and Finance
Public Admin
Lawyer abi Law
Animal Science
Petroleum Engineering
Polymer & Textile Engineering
Marketing
Adult Education
Sociology
Psychology
Political Science
Microbiology
Etc, etc


Will then realize that they didn't actually went to school, they went to waste time studying irrelevant courses that are not useful in Nigeria and many countries!!


Last last na street hustling e go be


Pls if u have a younger sibling or relative aspiring to be a Lawyer or all those yeye courses, flog him well well oh.....people need to study trending courses with prospect.....look at the world now, think the problem your profession or course of study can solve, if not, e don be for you oh.


Study fashion designing
Carpentry
Nursing
Welding
Programming
Catering is even better than many courses today
Medicine
Lab science



Stop studying yeye courses that have outlived their usefulness on earth and in Nigeria, use your head!!

So Law is among the Yeye courses now?

To be painfully honest this man is saying the truth. Notwithstanding that I will defend my Igbo heritage anytime anywhere he just pointed out an area where we(Igbos) are not doing well.

P.S : I need 3 million naira for a business with high probability ROI. PM me if you’re interested.

You have spoken well with immeasurable passion. But sometimes it’s poverty and hardship that leaves those that join with no option. This country is a joke. The sad reality is that nothing will change not in the nearest future. We as a nation have not reached the breaking point, the few who are opportune to be benefiting from the madness going on here will never pay attention to the poor masses, they will rather die than give room for improvement. They loot the collective resources with recklessly that can be described by animals in the jungle, their greed is matchless, their appetite for stolen wealth is infinitesimal. My only prayer is that something disastrous will happen to force them to change cos paying lip service to them asking them for change is a total waste of time and energy.

PROUDIGBO:
Any Igbo man that joins this present Nigerian army under the bigot Buhari, is a compound fool and anything they see they deserve! I feel nothing for them when they're slaughtered in the north by the bloodthirsty bokos!

You want to serve and die for a country that considers you worthless and a second-class citizen; a country where you're told you or your kinsfolk can never be president because of what three or four Igbos did in 1966....for which they murdered tens of thousands of your kinsfolk in the north; a country where they will borrow 22 billion dollars and tell you you're getting fuckall for your region because you're the hated 'nyamuree' and because you gave Buhari only 5%; a country where they can send Fulani soldiers to overrun your region and murder Igbo youths in cold blood becuae they're out on the streets agitating for freedom....no apology, no explanation from gov't for the killings, nothing-nothing; a country where foreigners are allowed to infiltrate your region to murder, kidnap and rape your kinsfolk, yet life continues regardless!

Any daft Igbo that dies for the interest of the core-northern hegemony (b'cos that's what sustaining 'one Nigeria' is all about) deserves to have written on his headstone: Here lies the biggest mugu of the century! He died for nothing!

Very interesting.
I’m just here thinking suicide would be the best way out of there.

Notyamate:
Who can break a prisoner out of here

Micheal Scoffied (Prison break)


Professor (Money Heist)


Ray Breslin (Escape Plan)

Girlfriend is gradually replacing wife these days. Seems marriage spoils everything but girlfriend will always know her place.

Anyone who remembers prisoners is doing the will of God.

SirWarlock:
is there even passion to learn?

My dear that is a big story for another day.

Their is no passion anymore in lecturing because the remuneration is very very poor.
A country whose senators earn the highest in the world and lecturers/teachers earn the lowest has already set its priority on failure and mediocrity.

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A very kind and benevolent man. Promised to sort out my Msc school fees after this. Death why?! So sad.