₦airaland Forum

sweeswirt:
hahaha please who is this airforce1?

one 35 yr old upcoming musician � �

Just promise me you won't end up like airforce1

Xxxxx

Sai89:
Ma Pe Padie Ni Ole Naw

nwanne amarom ife Ina ako

You be like person wey dey sell rat poison

kimbraa:
Na her way. No be Amber Rose?.

that how kanye west and khalifa dumped her....... Khalifa went ahead to call her a hoe in one of his songs...... ' for everybody '


She tweeted and videoed herself crying about what khalifa said while its the whole truth..... That girl sef.......

kimbraa:
Wiz Kalifa condemn property.

Collect child support from WIZ then use it to treat other guys like kings.

I tire � � �

Sugar97:
Lol...I know u felt bad. Moodiness is one of the extras that come with that time of the month and she clearly had a huge dose of it at the time.

Hopefully, u'll show some understanding next time

I pray

Lolzzz..... Around august when I went to a first bank to get my new ATM card........ Was on my basketball kits cus I wanted to go the basketball court from there..... Was waiting for my turn to be attended to only to notice a lady in her mid twenties walk into the bank and guess what?? She was putting on a white trouser and she was stained as hell....... So..... I stood up and walked up to her to notify her of the mess.......

I was like ' hey miss' only for her to turn and shout ' pls don't disturb me this early morning don't you have something to do?? Pls leave me alone'..... Everyone turned and was looking at me....... Some people already wanted to laugh


Chaiii...... Me..... Shaq of all Shaqs.... I wanted to leave her and turn back but anger didn't allow me ....... I told her ' hey, listen old lady, I don't wanna ask u out..... I don't need a sugar mummy and neither am I finding a second wife for my dad..... Im surprised you still see your menses at this your old age.... You can't even take care of yourself..... Wanted to tell u u are stained only for you to think I'm one of those jobless guys that comes to tell u crap everyday'



I saw the sadness in her eyes..... She wanted to say something but couldn't find her voice.......... I'm not happy with what I did shaaa but some girls can be so annoying

Short fat ugly thing



No need to argue

*rolling up another weed and still thinking about the last *

All I do is fuckkkk em once and honestly, I don't give em numbers

Use nail open am once

hahn:
You need chicken

boss ah swear u no chop reach me




I dey eat like 6 times a day..... No hyping..... I no dey fail Shoprite chicken every weekend........ That's my nature

vislabraye:
You don't need 2 inches more. You're taller than most guys who play 4ward. Just work on your strength and other areas.

I wanna play center too



Shaq thingz

CLIQBOY:
Wetin short man like me find reach here?

I tire for you ooo � �

South park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tosyne2much:
Who get time for that kind nonsense?

Nna ehhhh nwanne I tire ooo



I no see something important to do with my life...... For this hard time..... The guy get time to spare shaaa

Guys dey try shaaaa




Wooing a girl for years..... I bet my balls I can't do that

HERSLEY:
there's another one... Pull a carper

have heard it





Bel air by tyga and quavo is currently topping my play list

sexybbstar:
The girlfriend will stand on her toes to kiss him. Stressful

I dey bend kiss my baby shaaaa



Or she will pull me by my shirt

GraveMan:
Fvck! Me I Always Like Foot Wears But My Size Is Scares Even Doze One Will Be Saying " Which Kind Leg U Get, Ur Size No Dey Market, Etc) I Always Get Embarrass With That Shit..
Even The Way People Look At Me I Always Feel Like I Am The Tallest Man On Earth,, It Makes Me Feel Bad Abt My Height,. I Am 6ft7inches Tall Thou.
I Like My Height 100%

6'9 here bro



Same predicament but I wanna grow even taller

HERSLEY:
lol Rick Ross... I like Kodak Black rap in that song

I tell u!!!!! DJ khaled really made my year with that album



When I'm with you, I feel like a star

CynthiaChi:
I agree most of them aren't inspiring, mostly headache inducers but I can't give all of the a huge L.... Some are talented
Lol, 6"9 and counting? Seriously?

yes babe




6'9...... Basketball player........ Ain't a dwarf's game you know

CynthiaChi:
Lol... My bro says Nigerian music consists of 3 r's...
Ryhme, Repition and Rubbish
But I will admit I have heard some really good Nigerian songs

he is definitely right




Nothing to inspire you to go get that Money.... Always about women and love and nothing else...... I will give all of em a huge L

CynthiaChi:
Lol... My thoughts exactly

all of them saying the same thing



Baby give it to me, whyne am for me



Roll am for me

justscorchone:
Brotherly,check on top my wardrobe for the back side,I get spare underneath one wrapper.but abeg just scoop small and return am back.

ha haha


I later used tomato shaaaa

fecta:
Guy be smart and improvise USE ROB or ABONIKI BALM Your cum will full bucket
#fecta

Jesu!!!!!


I go use tomato shaaaa

Blackfyre:
Na packaging....until you open the wrapper....dont assume what santa got you for Xmas...

kikiki

madgoat:
Guy i no even need Vaseline.. I cannot allow the pix waste.. I will use my bare hands

Obala Jesus!!!! Hahahahahaha

optional1:
mad men association of chelsea fans..

ooo.... Let it be



E dey sweet like that