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As a man you played lottery with your name and that of your wife and kids, over the week you were in a hotel, you got home and discovered that you won a million dollars, but you forgot the ticket in the hotel. You put a call to the hotel and they told you to come with the person who's name is on the ticket which happens to be your wife. But Obviously you didn't go to the hotel with your wife because you told her you will be in Abuja all week for a training.
What will you do

Alondrah:
I'm not a Man

put your self in the mans shoe. what will you do??

TrapHedges:
Calling my doctor immiedietly bro we needa flush tat bastard..

And what excuse will you give your wife for change of heart...

Cutehector:
Leave immediately.... Daughter, let's go.. I will explain later.

lol so what exactly are you going to explain

You are at home and your daughter comes in, calls you and your wife to tell you people she is pregnant. You get angry and swear she will must stop school have the baby and take care of the child for some years before going back to school and the first thing the next day you are going to the boy's house so you can give him a piece of your mind.next day your in the car with your daughter heading to his house but for some wired reason the route to his house looks familiar because its an area you used to visit a long time ago.you get to the house and its the same house of one of your ex you have a child with some 23years ago and your wife is not aware.you knock and your ex opens the door before you could say a word the boy comes out and your daughter point at him and says that's the boy and his the same boy. As the man what will you do

subtlemee:
Lol

all the best..but try and have an open mind.

subtlemee:
Too late...I've tasted the fruit in the center of the garden

relationships are great... just focus on ur sch or career for now. the right person will change your mentality. I pity the dude tho

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mhizesther:
Lol...had only a female bestie nd she bleeped up

women and quarrel ehh.... y not get another female why male dis tym,or is there sumtin I nid to know?

mhizesther:
I need a male friend.....someone I can talk to,he must be intelligent,attractive nd very funny....

pls wat happened to the previous one... so I know weda am to write my will b4 applying.

Part of the vows, what's yours is mine & what's mine is yours. End of the stories.[/quote]hope her money is his too... women!!!

UIA04:
if she is really really sexy Na me go first turn look seff before drawing his attention to it

SEE yannSH

true woman.

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AnalyticEngine:
When I submitted my application, over-zealous me was not thinking clearly. I boldly enlisted it as experience. Now that I'm going for the interview, I was asked to come with copies of my CV. They will definitely make comparism.

Secondly, the big-four I worked for doesn't give contract jobs to engineering graduates for roles in the finance related departments like audit, tax etc

you should be happy you included it..because you probably won't have this interview if u didn't cuz u have no prior exp...
sit,tink,research nd find a way around it
all d best

Mikylopez:
I need me some abs.

nuttin gud comes easy....can u do d work.

This habbit of some girls wearing, Earrings, Nose ring, Plenty necklace, Belly button ring, Leg chain, Bangles e.t.c... Is getting out of hand! A girl fell down today and sounded like STAINLESS PLATE[/quote]joke of d century...

NLbully:
You two should not turn this thread into a brawling spot please

your just evil...whining is ur hobby abi

am tired of hearing all this crap trying to make women look dumb..did the Lady have sex alone so why blame it on the woman..we say women have fish brain agreed.what's the wise mans excuse?. women re said to be emotional begins and men logical begins so y will d man that's meant to tink act dumb and still blame it on the woman.I rest my case.

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shez engaged... kip moving

so so true...women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hmmm what a humbling photo, but I think dele is too old for this.
What do u think?

[quote author=AfroKnight post=45538170]My people, this here is a "winsh".

How can someone be fantastically evil like this? You manipulated him and you want to escape now that your seeds have germinated.

Somebody was on his own jeje, enjoying his loneliness and you just had to come and sow confusion into his peaceful life. It's like dem send you

Dis guy has gat no chill... Haba

[quote author=wolfgangg post=44224525]lol that makes the game easier... good girls ain't no fun.. ND bad girls aint no gud.

This is not new...if u watch scandal or blacklist you know political negotiations are part of govt.. that's d world we live in..am 110% sure that all dis trial is cause he defied his political party Nd emerge senate presd... bukula just trying to stall d trial BT d powers dat be won't let him of d hook dat easy.my advise step aside or loose out completely.

Relationship encyclopedia.... D height of frnd zoning.

Just want 2 say a big tanku 2 God and nairaland, ws out of job 4 sum mnths nd it ws like hell. Waking nd sleeping on job sites wasn't funny, got so bored dat I started attending church programmes 2 kill time.. Patience always pays, got a job a few weeks ago. Bt dats nt d gud news d position ws for a person wit 3yrs exp while I had less dan a year exp but as God will have it I ws able 2 meet deir expectation and ws given d job.
Just wnt 2 tell evy1 out dere d year is nt ova until its ova, dnt under rate ur sef, always improve ur sef and most importantly hold on to God cuz he has all d ans.

UnknownT:
They believe people that attend private schools( where the school fees are high) are from rich background and therefore must have rich people they will go to to market the bank's products

How delusional can they be..... Wen they can't even pay well...*hisssssssssssssssssssss