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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Funke Akindele And Her Fiance -alhaji Kehinde Oloyede Almaroof by fesse(f): 4:01pm On May 16, 2012
I wonda
LeoMax: AND THIS MAKES SEUN'S FRONTPAGE ?
Family / Re: When Is it Right For A Child To Own A Cell Phone. by fesse(f): 3:57pm On May 16, 2012
For me i will say it is right as somebody mentioned above(sch,lectures, etc).I bought a phone for my nice, she is 9 yrs old. The level of insecurity and the nature of my work(time) made me to buy it.

Well, it all depend on you sha.
Politics / Re: We Planned To Invade Lagos - Arrested Boko Haram Leader Muhammed Sulaiman by fesse(f): 3:52pm On May 16, 2012
Boko-haram should stop making headline, they worth it @ all. dis tori is an a.s.s including d reporter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Alex Ferguson & Ryan Giggs Named Best Manager & Player In EPL History by fesse(f): 3:23pm On May 16, 2012
Dream on dear! Nothing is permanent. Football has changed hands. They need woork hard next season.
Unkl':
Wht eva it is, Utd stil remain the KING of EPL.
Politics / Re: Deaths At Monalido Night Club, Apapa Caused By Drunk Mopols by fesse(f): 12:32pm On May 16, 2012
LWKMD. RIP to d dead cry cry cry
knotty: If the story had ended there, sad as it would have been, not much lessons would have been learnt.

LAGOON HOSPITAL

The other person that died was someone I knew passingly.
He was hit on the back and did not die on the spot. He held on to life, as though his life depended on it, of course, it did.

His friends around were able to spirit him to LAGOON HOSPITAL, a distance of 500meters away. Seeing his condition, the hospital hurriedly admitted and put him on oxygen. His friends at this point were relieved and in high spirit that JAGABAN was going to pull through, once again. They never knew LAGOON HOSPITAL takes care of the bare necessities and not a penny more, not a penny less.

The hope of survival dimmed when in no time LAGOON HOSPTITAL flashed a deposit bill of 1.3m on the friends, on a Sunday morning. The terse message was pay this deposit before further treatment can be administered. In a cashless Lagos, and on a Sunday how were they, in Jove,s name, going to raise that kind of money.
Well, they scurried hither thither and raised 800,000 which was paid to the Hospital. That money did not touch the right cord, it did not melt their hardened heart. All or nothing was their stance.

The friends were still running from pillar to post to raise the balance 500,000 when the man died at 6pm right in the hospital without receiving Panadol Extra.
When the family members requested that the deposited 800,000 should be returned since they did not provide any treatment, LAGOON HOSPITAL reminded them that on the receipt issued to them is a clause: ANY MONEY PAID TO THIS HOSPITAL IS NON-REFUNDABLE.

Politics / Re: GEJ & FG Are Using My Remarks As A Cover To Arrest Me - Buhari by fesse(f): 12:07pm On May 16, 2012
Fornorth: Any move to Arrest our beloved Genaral will be A BLOODY WAR UP NORTH so better not try it. GEJ

Who give a sh!!t about that. The North has been bloody because that's what you people advocated for and it will keep being bloody till you people are wiped yourselves out from the surface of earth.

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Politics / Re: GEJ & FG Are Using My Remarks As A Cover To Arrest Me - Buhari by fesse(f): 12:00pm On May 16, 2012
Demdem:

Where is the fear in the comment made by his spokesman? He isn't a coward like the retardeen. Take note.

Why is he spokesman saying that they are "planning to arrest us" if they (Buharam & co)are not afraid. They should allow they arrest to take place before crying out loud. Seeking for public sympathy.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Martin Ikechukwu With ₦90m ‘Cocaine Cream’ In Lagos by fesse(f): 10:01am On May 16, 2012
The NDLEA is worried about how he acquired new traveling document; that is to show you how porous our immigration is. No proper checking and investigations. You give the money and you have their services at any given time. The authorities should be dealing with these people to sound a warning to others who are planning. A cream Cocaine shocked shocked shocked soonest it will turn to a chocolate cocaine.
Politics / Re: GEJ & FG Are Using My Remarks As A Cover To Arrest Me - Buhari by fesse(f): 9:46am On May 16, 2012
I thought he (Buharam) is comfortable and above the law. Why is he afraid of arrest? "They are planning to arrest us". The evil that men do live with them, the unrest and killings he has sponsored will keep making him insane. As Abati said, "he should travel to the zoo" where his like (lions,wild cats,etc) are kept. Where is Tunde Bakare to back his master? Who said a betrayal DNA is not found in a yoruba blood?
Politics / Re: GEJ Reacts To Buhari's Prediction Of Bloody 2015 by fesse(f): 9:24am On May 16, 2012
We all dat GEJ has performed below average, it doesn't warrant Buharam to be threatening the nation with violence all the time. How does he want the public to react to his vampire utterances.

Lets vote PDP out of the system, yes. Who are those that make up the oppositions? Are they not the same people that decamped from PDD? Which other national party do we other than PDP? CPC, ANNP, ACN, APGA,LP, UNDP, etc are all regional and personal parties. We should be advocating for a young brilliant, intelligent and vision thinker. If PDP should provide a candidate of the peoples choice, i see no wrong with it but that. The problem with PDP is that they don't believe in young heart.

As for corruption, all the political parties in Nigeria and its members are corrupt like PDP. So whenever you talk of corruption, talk for yourself and not others because the person you think is a saint might be the kingpin of corruption.

As for Buharam, he has lost it long time ago. The earlier he become the sheik or Chief Imam of the nearest mosque close to him, the better. He is a lost project.

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Family / Re: Kidnapped 6Yr Old Girl Kosi Akilo @ Enugu On Sunday May 13th 2012 by fesse(f): 3:38pm On May 15, 2012
@hrhobi1 you are a suspect. You might be one of the kidnapping armed robbers.

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Politics / Re: Where Would U Rather Reside?? by fesse(f): 3:13pm On May 15, 2012
Born in Port Harcourt
Schooled in Owerri and Lagos
NYSC in Benue
Worked in Warri
presently working in Abuja

I prefer to reside in Owerri or Enugu
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by fesse(f): 2:06pm On May 15, 2012
It is a pity that some people have failed and refused to see beyond their nose and reason with common sense. For good one year, it is now the uncalled news is being made public.

I will say the church management is aware of the missing child in one or the other; because i could remember when one of my secondary school mate from same village died in Lagos. The boy was learning trading that time. He decided to go laboring for quick cash at one new church building site. One day he did not return home and the sister and relatives started searching immediately with the police. It was gathered from his friends that he always go to labour at that church site and claims that he went trading. After thorough searching and investigations, it was realized that the boy and six other boys were killed by the church, covered with thick nylon bags and were buried under the Heep concretes at the site.

Also in Port Harcourt(Eche Local govt. area) last year when one Redeem pastor poisoned his neighbors three sons and threw them into an uncompleted well at his backyard (also church premises). It didn't take the investigative police hours to uncover the ugly nature of the pastor.

In as much as no one is being held responsible, the church and its executives have questions to answer. I fesse don't trust any of all these churches because their ways are so crooked and dirty. The couple is to be blamed also for keeping mute all this while.

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Politics / Re: The Dog & The Baboon Will Be Soaked In Blood - Buhari by fesse(f): 11:01am On May 15, 2012
Buhari What is actually wrong with you? The Nigeria you saw those days of military era are not the ones you are seeing and probably will not be the ones you will see come 2015.

GEJ is not the right person to occupy the seat but i will chose hundreds of GEJ to you (Buhari)bloody thirsty vampire.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by fesse(f): 3:21pm On May 10, 2012
This is a very big cooked white lie. I thought the South-west Muslims are exposed,educated and literate. How come they are ridiculing their-selves before the whole world.
Politics / Re: Bomb Scare At AP-Plaza In Wuse 2 Abuja by fesse(f): 4:47pm On May 04, 2012
who cares?i love it when the God forsaken country is boiling.[b] I HATE NIGERIA.[/b]

useless maggot

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Politics / Re: Kano State Seeks Husbands For 1,000 Widows & Divorcees by fesse(f): 10:47am On May 04, 2012
Reminds me of my former colleague. LWKMD @ northern Nigeria. Everything about these people is absurd. Insanity at the highest level.
TV/Movies / Re: BBA 7: Musician Goldie Is An Housemate This Year by fesse(f): 10:35am On May 04, 2012
10743755. Hey Murder-ator, why did u hide my post tongue tongue tongue

lol @ d bolded.

Don't think am gonna waist my time and resources voting becos i don't see her going far..my view.
Politics / Re: Olaitan Oyerinde, Gov.Oshiomohole's Private Secretary Murdered by fesse(f): 10:01am On May 04, 2012
In the Nigeria politics, nobody is a saint. Those calling GEJ and PAD need to examine their brains if any. Is a Adams a saint or above the law to call for questioning by the security agents? Few days ago, he lost 3 solid human beings and he came out to tell the public that they want to assassinate him. For him to make such statement, he has suspects, he should come out and tell people whom his suspects are. Or has he offended some people he is secretly paying? I don't get it why an innocent blood should flow for a person who doesn't deserve it. Edo state or its governor doesn't worth any human blood. Enough of all these blood politics.
Romance / Re: Which Nigerian Tribe Or State Has The Cutest Girls? by fesse(f): 8:22am On May 03, 2012
@all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ekiti Plans International Airport Project by fesse(f): 4:58pm On May 02, 2012
fall from my seatgrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

International ko Local airport ni. Abeg make d he-goat go look bush jare.
Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerians Use Shocking Titles? by fesse(f): 12:08pm On May 02, 2012
My boss in the office like title;

Arch.Dr.Chief,Sir .................ofr,mnia, a.m.a, a.i.a,ksj bla bla

I received a hot query one for not adding all the titles to his name.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan Debunks Azazi's Claim On Bombings. by fesse(f): 10:15am On Apr 30, 2012
The hatred for Jonathan Goodluck has blind and brain folded many Nl that they failed to understand Azazi.
The politics being practice by the born-to-rule northern pdp bigwigs is what gave birth to BH not Jonathan.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan Debunks Azazi's Claim On Bombings. by fesse(f): 10:14am On Apr 30, 2012
The hatred for Jonathan Goodluck has blind and brain folded many Nl that failed to understand Azazi.
The politics being practice by the born-to-rule northern pdp bigwigs is what gave birth to BH not Jonathan.
Fashion / Re: MBGN 2012: Pictures Of All Contestants by fesse(f): 10:17am On Apr 27, 2012
To be frank, apart from Abia, Imo, Kaduna and probably Abuja, others are extra ordinary de wowo.
@Ebonyi shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date Your Neighbour? by fesse(f): 4:50pm On Apr 26, 2012
@Op,how does it affect your life since you are not the person in question. Is your friend complaining about it?

Well, am into it right now and am loving it. I have traded my happiness all this while for a long distant relationship and it never worked. Both of us are matured and working class adults and we understand ourselves. We dont base it on what to gain materially. What matters to me is my happiness and security. Am not regretting it and i will make it wax stronger.

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Politics / Re: 2015: CPC Settles For El-rufai by fesse(f): 10:14am On Apr 24, 2012
I laugh in swahili.

The highest shareholder takes the seat at Aso rock. Word bank president is not by merit so as Nigeria persident.
El-rufia, Buhari, Cpc, or whateva they are called should try their luck in the next world to come.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by fesse(f): 8:44pm On Apr 18, 2012
My moni is resting. Hope they keep it 4 real. My boss will cry real 2morow. Weldone drogba.
Business / Re: Ever Been Debited By Your Bank ATM Without Payment? Share Your Experience Here! by fesse(f): 1:37pm On Apr 18, 2012
Mine happened at Intercontinental rubbish now access useless bank fed.mortgage bank,central area,i used my atm and instantly received a debit alert, but 20k did not come. I immediately lodged complain at the same and they referred me to their area 3 branch, it took almost a month to recover the money. Another one was at UBA area 3,till now d 10k had gone to the dogs.Bunch of criminals.
Politics / Re: World Bank Officially Selects Kim As President-ngozi Okonjo-iweala Lost by fesse(f): 8:24am On Apr 17, 2012
How can she WIN. When she has not even employed her clanswomen, not a single scholarship scheme, she has contributd notin to Abia state. So how can she win? Wen she had d enfrontery to ask "do civil servants need minimum wage" how else cn she win if fuel subsidy is d <employement> policy she has 4 graduates.
She is a disgrace to me as an igboman

^^^^^^^^^^you are the greatest i.d.i.o.t in Abia state. Don't go and develop yourself keep waiting for her to come and put food on your table mu2.

She has made us proud and courage for us to strive more. God bless her and the good people of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: The Eze Ndi Igbo Gburugburu 1 Of NL Igbos (Canceled) by fesse(f): 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2012
Gini ka edemede a n'eme na ihu akwuokwo?

Odi na mma ndi igbo adighi seun mma.

Umunne m ekele diri unu.

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