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Romance / Re: Why Do You Love Your Boyfriend or girlfriend? by fesse(f): 12:11pm On Mar 07, 2012
I dont have GF at the moment. I met one on NL last week, we eventually met physically 3 days ago. meeeeeen, i fear worwor. She's way far from average, nothing exciting about her.
Her skin is like that of a crococodile,
I nearly ran when she smile,

what a wasted effort!


fall from my seat in d office grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by fesse(f): 9:03am On Mar 07, 2012
oh boi!

laughing my a.s.s off here

nice 1 bro.
Politics / Re: North Ready For Nigeria’s Breakup–junaid Mohammed by fesse(f): 10:21am On Mar 05, 2012
@c.fours, u r a product of stand - up pregnancy. U need to visit a physc.clinic nw b4 u go 2 d dust, pathetic fool.
Politics / Re: Live Updates: Ojukwu's Funeral Rites In Awka And Nnewi by fesse(f): 11:14am On Mar 01, 2012
Seeing some the SW apologists in Enugu. What are they doing here?
Politics / Re: The List Of Nigerian Looters Who Kept All Of Us In Poverty! by fesse(f): 5:02pm On Feb 27, 2012
Where is  Umaru Sani, Nasiru Arab, Atiku Tijani, Sanusi Dagassh, etc. Mehn d list is endless as some ppl pointed.
Politics / Re: Yemisi Fagbemi Arrested For Parading As A Police Inspector In Kwara by fesse(f): 11:49am On Feb 24, 2012
She is y.o.r.u.b.a not kogi. Na wa for all these yoruba people @tribalists, tongue tongue tongue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Union Bank Aptitude Test Scores by fesse(f): 11:38am On Feb 24, 2012
Me think "union bank" is where old people are kept.
Music/Radio / Re: [Official Video] P-square - Chop My Money Remix feat. Akon & May D by fesse(f): 8:12am On Feb 24, 2012
Mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, they nailed it. I must chop his money.

Thumps up guys.
Celebrities / Re: Flavor N'abania Engaged And Expecting A Baby: by fesse(f): 10:08am On Feb 23, 2012
Romance / Re: 22years Got Married To 68 Yo Lady Today by fesse(f): 12:32pm On Feb 20, 2012
I no fit shouuuuttttttttttt ooooooooooooooooooo
Education / Re: Imsu First Class Female Law Graduate Bags Four Awards by fesse(f): 10:57am On Feb 20, 2012
Greatest IMSU STARS, no dolling,

Keep them coming.

Am proud to be 1 of the stars.

Congratulations!
TV/Movies / Re: Slang Of Chiwetalu Agu by fesse(f): 11:32am On Feb 14, 2012
- Ukwu Nwanyi Owerri (Back side of an Owerri woman
- Ewu ataam igu n'isi (Goat has eaten on top my head)
- Ara Nwanyi Asaba (Asaba woman's breast)
- Akirika chi oku (somebody with fire)
- Ibe angusi (stop rejoicing)
- Ochie akwunakwuna (old prostitute)
- Ihu mma ochei (Old knife's face)
- etc

very funny man

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola: Hottest Yoruba Male Actor - What Do You Think? (see Pic) by fesse(f): 11:15am On Feb 14, 2012
Nowhere near hot not to talk of hottest both in the first and second pics.
- trailer nose
- rubber wrist watch
- brown/igbo eyes
- wild mouth
- continue
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill US Ambassador McCulley by fesse(f): 3:39pm On Feb 10, 2012
Any attempt of their threat marks the absolute end of Boko animals. How i wish they can make a trial and let the end come through.
Politics / Re: Sss Re-arrests Kabir Sokoto by fesse(f): 1:28pm On Feb 10, 2012
Escaped boko haram suspect kabiru sokoto is re-arrested by sss in[b] taraba state.[/b]
Politics / Re: Igbos Have Started Returning Back To Maiduguri. by fesse(f): 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2012
the moderators of NL are heavy fools and biased i.d.o.t.s. how can every post in nl be turned to tribal war and insults.

grow up moderators and do your job well. tongue sad
Career / Re: Is There Something Inconsequential That People Do At Work That Irritates You? by fesse(f): 12:38pm On Feb 10, 2012
there is this guy in my office, always asking for designer names.

our accountant always asking for assistance and flash-drives

my boss always watching African magic(mercy johnson) grin grin grin

our senior project manager always calling the intercom for useless and stupid questions.

One kogi girl, always speaking her native language on top of her voice.

since we are all from different tongues,religion,region you tolerate some and avoid some.
Crime / Re: 9 Dead As Nurtw Factions Clash In Lagos by fesse(f): 11:07am On Feb 10, 2012
very unfortunate that the claimed "most educated region" is turning out to be A.G.B.E.R.O.S and T.H.U.G.S by day. Sham! shame!! shame!!!
Properties / Re: Abuja-land For Sale@800k,1M,2M&3million:read Detail by fesse(f): 3:21pm On Feb 09, 2012
I have 2 plots of land for sale at gwagwalada area council @ N2.5million each. the plots are mine not for anybody.

contact me if interested thru my email- gloryiyke@gmail.com.

thanks
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Wants To Dialogue With Fg by fesse(f): 11:43am On Feb 08, 2012
When the president proposed dialogue, boko haram with their false sense of superiority turned down the offer, now that fire is on the mountain for them, they want to negotiate.

Any negotiation with boko haram is a disservice to all those that were killed by boko haram.

Any negotiations with boko haram is an open invitation for more militant groups across the nation.

Any negotiation with boko haram will legalize killing as a means to attract government attentions.

Any negation with boko haram is a demoralization of our security personnels who were killed in their hundreds but still come out to give us protection.

The government should increase its crackdown on them. The end of boko haram is near.

Victory is for the Nigerians. I WEEP FOR MY COUNTRY, IT IS WELL.
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Probe On The Management Of Fuel Subsidy - Live by fesse(f): 2:17pm On Feb 07, 2012
very funny, at the same time interesting.
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Probe On The Management Of Fuel Subsidy - Live by fesse(f): 2:16pm On Feb 07, 2012
Offshore cotonu - you don't have to be there or have you been there? how does it look like? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Bombed By Boko Haram? by fesse(f): 2:11pm On Feb 03, 2012
To all of you saying, it might not be Boko boys are kidding. May be you dont know how violent Kogi people are. Am not surprise to hear that. When kogi will start its own bombings, it will triple that of Bornu and d likes. Mark my words!!!
Politics / Re: In London, Ojukwu Was Lonely, Dumb – Igwe Nwokedi by fesse(f): 1:25pm On Feb 03, 2012
^^^^^LWKMD. grin grin grin grin grin grin

as 4 d op,he is story 4 anoda day. wink
Islam for Muslims / Re: Pictures:Nigerians Visiting The Holy Cities Of Najaf And Karbala by fesse(f): 11:25am On Jan 30, 2012
Those guys up there are Nigerians, no doubt about that. Their mission is widely open and clear; they are there for more training on how to make Nigeria ungovernable. THEY ARE THE FEW SEMI-LEARNED BOKO BOYS. OF all places, they chosed Iraq, mchewwwwwwwww

Islam - a religion of peace
Politics / Re: Describe Boko Haram In 2 Words. by fesse(f): 1:24pm On Oct 17, 2011
Northern madness
Politics / Re: Describe Peter Obi's Administration In 2 Words. by fesse(f): 1:20pm On Oct 17, 2011
waka pass
Jokes Etc / Re: Killer Recharge Card by fesse(f): 4:59pm On Sep 15, 2011
Lovinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
hahhahahahah huhuhuhuhuh yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye lalalalalalalalala
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Apologize To Van Vicker Or Don’t Come To Ghana Movie Directors Warns Tonto Dikeh by fesse(f): 10:32am On Sep 07, 2011
In as much as Tonto Dike is displaying her uncutured manner outside does not warrant Ghana Film makers to compare Van Vicker to RMD. Meaning Ghanaians don't have respect.
Well, i blame it on the directors of the said movie that will end up being a crap.
Celebrities / Re: Interesting Pictures: Saturday Football Match Btw Nollywood Actors And Musicians by fesse(f): 10:27am On Sep 06, 2011
Fatness is not evidence of good living at all. Well, na dem sabi.
Romance / Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by fesse(f): 3:35pm On Aug 17, 2011
@Goldieluks, I like your swag.

You are too hairy and am not comfortable with that. Besides you are not romantic.
Politics / Re: Say Something Good About Another Tribe by fesse(f): 12:41pm On Aug 09, 2011
Hausa ------------------- simplicity, helping
Yoruba ------------------ sound education
Fulani ------------------- beautiful,handsome
Calabar ---------------- OMG wonderful people, can cook, loving
Ikwere ---------------- the men are so nice, loving, intelligent(how i wish i can marry an ikwere man, i so much love them)
Igala ------------------ bold, good looking girls too
Tivs ------------------ accommodating, kind
Idoma------------ Nice too (i served there, they are lazy unlike d tivs)
Gwari ---------------- accommodating, nice girls
Igbo, no comment because am 1

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