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Romance / Re: A Guy Should Have A House At The Age Of 21/22, So We Ladies Can Stay - Lady(vid) by Festus30(m): 9:23am On Mar 25
Ritual material don drop quote.
The presenter asked the girl can u say a shoutout to ur loved ones? the werey olosho shout aaaaahhhhhhh with confidence.

Local chicken.

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Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Festus30(m): 7:45am On Mar 25
U knw how many preeq the daughter don suck nd ride to gather money take buy phone for her mama

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by Festus30(m): 6:03pm On Mar 23
Ibechris2:
U are calling that wahala girl sweetheart.
U no well honestly.
I tire for the op, I wonder wat is sweet in dat girl heart… dat leech get bitter leaf heart.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by Festus30(m): 4:10pm On Mar 23
advanceDNA:
I'm sorry oooo....But why will u go to college and graduate with a bad grade

........it's not a case of everybody cannot get good grade.... because there's actually enough room on the good grade level for everybody.....
dis one just dey use English confuse himself.

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Romance / Dear Nairalanders Do You Still Enjoy Your Weekend by Festus30(m): 1:23pm On Mar 23
Nigeria don really spoil finish, I wonder if Nigeria is still redeemable.

I could remember when everyone are always happy when weekend is fast approaching just to ease their mind and stress after a long week at work. Everyone trying to catch some weekend fun even with the little amount of money in their pocket.

Once it’s Friday morning, one would see hashtags “Thank God is Friday” (#TGIF) circulating on different social media platforms especially WhatsApp and Facebook.

On a weekend like this, i and my friends do hangout to watch football, drink beer and eat goat meat pepper soup, we dey drink beer 🍺 like say we come from marine kingdom. We dey finish one crate of Heineken…. With just 5k - 10k in your pocket you can enjoy the whole weekend to the fullest.

Back then, with #450 you can buy a bottle of Heineken, even as we claim Buhari tenor was bad we could still afford a bottle of Heineken that was sold for #700 - #800

But now a bottle of Heineken is #1500 - #1600. Right now I don’t think there is any bottle of beer sold for #600 again. Even trophy beer is sold for #800

Look at how boring weekends are. Infact people now purposely go to work on weekends because things are cost to enjoy the weekend at home.

Dear Nairalanders, Do you still enjoy your weekend or na only me dey no dey enjoy the weekend again.
Romance / Re: Look How Simple Tony Emulelu Daughter Looks by Festus30(m): 8:02am On Mar 23
She don over ripe sef

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Family / Re: Food Is Tasting Bitter In My Mouth by Festus30(m): 7:47am On Mar 23
Jewessgratitud3:


I have and they said malaria or typhoid. So I got malaria drugs yesterday but thinking if I should add typhoid treatment because the food I ate last night still tasted bland.
treat typhoid also… then observe ur health for the next 3 days, if no changes then u are pregnant with quadruplets 😂😂
Family / Re: Food Is Tasting Bitter In My Mouth by Festus30(m): 7:31am On Mar 23
Go to a good pharmacy nd tell dem how u feel..

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Politics / Re: A Large Numbers Of Bandits Were Arrested By Soldiers In North West (video) by Festus30(m): 9:36am On Mar 21
seunowa:

Do you mean your father? Because only an idiot makes such a blanket statement
make una no dey give dat olosho attention.. she’s jst a bitter frustrated witch dat lacks attention… The more u give her attention the more she dey mumu up and down.. jst ignore her.

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Romance / Re: I'm I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by Festus30(m): 10:22am On Mar 19
EreluRoz:
Don't insult him please, he's a very good man. Just not someone I can date. What do I do kos the guilt I feel is making me so uncomfortable
I feel u shld jst come stay wit a bad boy like me for like 6 months, let me drill the oil out of ur kpekus till it turn dry, let me use my cucumber to shift ur womb, then I will put overdose of postinor 2 in ur drink every day of the 6 months u will be staying wit me… when I’m done damaging ur womb then I will kick ur sorry ass out of my house, then u can go back to the Simp, he will definitely welcome u wit open hands, he’s born to be a simp, he will accept ur damage womb.

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Romance / Re: I'm I In Trouble? This Man Will Not Stop Giving Me Money by Festus30(m): 10:06am On Mar 19
Death to all Simps… na simps dey make these ladies develop entitlement mentality.
Dem no fit help their fellow man but dem fit spend on a public rotten kpekus.

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Family / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your State by Festus30(m): 5:33pm On Jan 24
Brighton1:
No, India
yes in Gaza
Crime / Re: 51 People Arrested In Abuja For Raising False Alarm Over 'Missing Private Parts’ by Festus30(m): 11:15am On Oct 14, 2023
EyeCumInPiss:
Anyone reading this who believes in this stealing of manhood bullshit needs psychiatric evaluation.
@chiefolododo came nd read this comment.

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Romance / Re: My New Girl Is Already Begging For Data by Festus30(m): 9:24am On May 10, 2023
Jennyclay:
How much is ordinary data that you can’t help someone undecided. You can’t even afford data as low as 1k for her and you want to be in a relationship with her undecided.

Biko!! kill that your broke feelings you have for her before you put someone’s daughter in abject poverty. You even opened a thread to disgrace yourself undecided.

You’re a disgrace!! Shame on you!! Shame!!

Broke men everywhere!!! Nonsense!!
to strangle you just dey hungry me I swear

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Romance / Re: How A Sex-worker Embarrassed Me In Front Of My Compound People. by Festus30(m): 8:02pm On Feb 20, 2023
Jennyclay:
Ntooooor!! That serves you right.

Agreement is agreement. Next time you'll learn to stick to your side of the agreement no matter what.

I blame the girl for not collecting her full payment before any other thing.

Broke men everywhere!! Shior!!
I don first talk am say u na confirm Hoelosho

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Romance / Re: This Valentine's Day by Festus30(m): 8:48am On Feb 14, 2023
fman:
Dead brains
Stop Simping dude
Romance / Re: This Valentine's Day by Festus30(m): 8:41am On Feb 14, 2023
Goodlady:

Receive brain 🧠
get ur guy a gift and not kpekus.
Romance / This Valentine's Day by Festus30(m): 8:38am On Feb 14, 2023

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Romance / Re: How Do I Collect My ₦22,000 From This Girl. by Festus30(m): 1:13pm On Feb 11, 2023
spinna:
Saa

to the

raa

..I think you're lucky to get the 50k.. majority would block u and blank
like the f0olish baastard on the 3rd space.

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Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Meeting A Nairalander!!! by Festus30(m): 11:45am On Feb 09, 2023
na siofra, pocohanta, Onyi22, Jennyclay, Candidlady, Saphiere and Goodlady I dey patiently wait to meet.

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Crime / Re: Could This Be N5000naira Fuel? Is She Telling The Truth? (pix/video) by Festus30(m): 4:06pm On Feb 06, 2023
Jennyclay:
If she says it's 5k fuel, then it's 5k fuel.

Can't you see how catastrophe the economy is.
Thief.
Inflation neva reach this level, Nigeria for don divide since na.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Feminists on Twitter by Festus30(m): 9:01pm On Feb 01, 2023
Jennyclay:
Are you not ashamed of yourself? undecided Who's the head of the family? Is it not the man? A man should be able to provide 90% for his family.

Any man that wants 50/50 in a relationship/marriage should cover his face in shame!

May God not allow meet a man that would open his broke mouth to tell me a 50/50 rubbish.
Hoelosho, Today is 1st of February and you haven't still gotten a Job? The year is running to an end, for how long will you keep trading ur pussy for money? Go get a job and not a boyfriend. Poverty has so much dealt with you and your family no be small hence the reason of ur entitlement mentality.

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Romance / Re: What I Found After I Broke My Savings Kolo (graphic Pics) by Festus30(m): 8:18pm On Jan 26, 2023
VeryWickedGoat:

I will DM you my account details ma.


Pocohantas ibkayee mariahangel siofra and other well meaning nairaland princesses 😘 please let us shelve our differences for now. This is a life & death situation. 🥺😪
Baba mi, nor jst waste ur time. Those leeches no get shi shi.
Jennyclay no even pity u, she say make u give her the 200, Poverty has really dealt with her and her family no be small hence the reason of her entitlement mentality.

Siofra fit tell u make u give her the 50 box, while ibkayee fit tell u make u send her the remaining 20 box.

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Romance / Re: I've Just Been Served Breakfast!! by Festus30(m): 4:25pm On Jan 24, 2023
siofra:

My motto still remains: NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!!!

Las las na your t0t0 go suffer am.
Romance / Re: My Friend Got Scammed By Side Chick – Ossai by Festus30(m): 11:49am On Jan 24, 2023
Jennyclay:
ofcourse, I would surely run away with his money because it's not my fault the man don't spend on his wife.

Since he choose to listen to me more than his wife, I will ran away with the money without thinking twice.

Opportunity comes but once my dear.
U this street girl, poverty has dealt with you and your family no be small reason you have this entitlement mentality of running away with a man's money. G00DHardDick was right all this time

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Romance / Re: How To Enjoy An Older Man Incredible Gbola (techniques & Tips)  digital Bimpe by Festus30(m): 8:00am On Jan 21, 2023
@Wordsfrombimpe, shey you don start to dey follow siofra, Jennyclay, Candidlady to dey grind older men incredible gbola?

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