₦airaland Forum

and we are here killing oursef all in d name of sai buhari, sai jonathan. Anyways sai buhari

this is so so true, tanks to my maker i saw it in my X's on time and i ran for my dear life

Tinubu:
Dear op,

Please don't mind all the posters above me... Don't let anyone pressurize you into leaving your father's house... After all Abraham was 75years old when he left his father's house...

Here are 3 vital reasons why you must not move out of your parents' house:

1- Since your parents are just a door away, you can always jump into their room and seek sex advice, if you and your wife are confused as to what banging position to adopt

2- You and your wife will learn the art of quiet lovemaking, because you don't want your mummy next-door, to be aroused by your sexual 'ringtones'.... Please note that this talent will really help you both later in life, especially when you really need to fu*k your wife in a fully loaded BRT bus...

3- If you leave your father's house, all those your 'wicked' siblings might want to take over your inheritance. ... Don't leave anything to chance, bring your wife in so that she can also help you keep an eye on your inheritance.

I WISH YOU AND YOUR WIFE A GREAT FU*K ON YOUR PARENTS' MATRIMONIAL BED!!

ANUOFIA!!!!

the best advice so far ive seen, d only nairaland bushmeat, tank u

Oluwatosean:
hmmm, i left when i was 10 :-/

eyah, so ur parent gave u out for adoption?

pretydamsel1:
eyah!!!!! it seems you are still a boy so please grow up.



but wait o, so you wan marry wife go keep for your parent house make them ( especially your mother) go dey monitor how much you give am to Cook food abi. smh

so u be one of those kinda little brain girls aa u better grow up

when i ve d comfort i needed in my parrent house, moreover is my fathers house not mine. Am not staying there forever. Just for a period of time so as to get mine

hi nairalanders, ive dated this girl for close to 8yrs now, and when i ask her to marry me, the condition she gave me is that i should leave my parent house where there is enough space for me n her, when i refuse she decided she want to quit. Dont knw what her intention is. Advice pls

thats d general himself. Cr7 for balond or till messi retire, gmb for presidency till jonathan retires from politics

In a compelling sermon, Redeemed Christian
Church of God Pastor Emmanuel Bosun
warns Nigerian Christians of the spiritual
consequences of voting against President
Goodluck Jonathan in the upcoming 2015
general elections.
Pastor Bosun who was a delegate
representing Christian Association of Nigeria
(CAN) South West at the National Conference
which held earlier this year, said Christians
who were ready to vote for the All
Progressives Congress in the 2015 elections
were only subscribing to the Islamic agenda
for Nigeria, and were digging the grave of
Christianity in Nigeria.
In the incredible sermon, the Pastor warns
Nigerians of a similar occurrence that
plagued Turkey happening to Nigeria if care
was not taken.
He also warned of Sharia being enshrined in
the Federal constitution of Nigeria, and the
APC being on a mission to find expression
for the Islamic laws already enshrined in the
constitution.
http://www.theheraldng.com/audio-redeemed-pastor-warns-nigerians-vote-jonathan-2015-2/

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Unknown Party of Nigeria

Am beginning to think of giving this man my vote oooooooooh, sai Buhari oo

Lagos (The Nation) - The
presidential candidate of the All
Progressives’ Congress (APC), Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (rtd), on
Tuesday gained an unusual
support as the Islamic Terrorist
group in the Northeast, Boko
Haram, pledged its total support
for the former military ruler.
Boko Haram, in a lengthy press
statement circulated through email
by its spokesperson and a copy
made available to The Nation
Newspaper, Abubakar Shekau,
anchored its decision on the need
to deliver Nigeria, especially the
northern region, from the
crunching effects of poverty,
underdevelopment and insecurity.
It also lamented the unconcerned
attitude of the President Goodluck
Jonathan’s administration at the
unrelenting degradation of the
northern region environment,
taking a hard stance also on the
increasing insecurity in the
northeast.
President Jonathan, according to
Boko Haram, does not deserve a
second term in office.
The Islamic terrorist group also
commended Buhari for proposing
to stabilize the oil market and
scrap the office of the First Lady -
which it considered to be a drain
on the nation’s resources and a
conduit through which corrupt
government officials stole across
all levels of government.
It said, “Boko Haram has, upon
careful consideration of the state
of the nation, endorses and fully
supports the presidential candidate
of the All Progressive Congress
(APC), Gen. Mohammadu Buhari.
“Our decision to throw our full
support on Gen. Mohammadu
Buhari stems from the pathetic
state in which the country has
been put by the government of
Goodluck Jonathan and our strong
believe in Buhari as the man and
change the country needs.
"We have been putting our trust in
Gen. Mohammadu Buhari as our
spiritual leader to show us
direction. This was one of the
reasons we nominated him as our
mediator, but as usual, President
Jonathan rejected this wonderful
proposal."
"We urge every Nigerian to vote
for APC and Gen. Mohammadu
Buhari. He is the only person that
can end this disease in Nigeria
called corruption. As a human
being, we are aware that he made
several mistakes in the past such
as ruling for 2 years as a Head of
State without a legacy or a single
project to his name and
government. He also jailed
innocent Nigerians such as Alex
Ekwueme, Ambrose Alli, Tai
Solarin, Sam Mbakwe, Jim
Nwobodo etc. He also used
retrogressive laws to kill Nigerians
and clamped down on the Press –
where Journalists were jailed.
Anybody can make these mistakes.
He is not God that can’t make
mistake.
Buhari is the right man for the top
job especially for us northerners
because he will develop our region
for good, not this ‘cosmetic
development’ being executed by
Jonathan. As a PTF Chairman,
Buhari executed 80% of the
projects in the north - which show
that he has the interest of his
people at heart. Buhari and Abacha
also made sure that the north
benefited from the sharing the
national cake. Due to Buhari’s love
for his people, Alhaji Shehu
Shagari was not jailed but his Vice,
Dr. Alex Ekwueme was sent to
Kirikiri maximum prison. Buhari
also didn’t touch our brother,
Ibrahim Awwal – who was caught
at Heathrow airport London, with
14 million pounds. These are the
things that make us to love Buhari.
He has our interest at heart.
“Under Buhari's watch, N25 billion
disappeared from PTF accounts
and found its way into the pockets
of our brothers in the north.
Abacha also freely shared the
Nigeria's resources with our
people and Transparency
International was jealous as they
listed Nigeria as the most corrupt
country in the world in that
period. This is just pure jealousy
and envy. Abacha never stole
money, even Buhari can attest to
this.”
“Our main reason of supporting
Buhari is because he’s a typical
example of what we’re preaching:
‘Western education is sinful.’ This,
he has demonstrated as no single
educational qualification can be
traced to his name, yet he reached
the apex of his military career and
ruled the country. Is this not a
proof that Western education is
bullshit? A man without a
certificate ruled the country and
wants to rule it again, yet those
with numerous certificates can’t
even head their local government.
We want to use this medium to
warn those that have been asking
for Buhari’s certificate to stop it or
be bombed by Boko Haram.”
“Finally, every Muslim loves to live
in an Islamic State, so we urge
Muslims to vote for Buhari in en
masse. He is the only man that can
Islamize Nigeria where Muslims
would live happily. He has been
advocating for this since 2001
where he openly said he would
keep on supporting the spread of
Sharia across Nigeria. Which other
proof do you Muslims need to vote
for Buhari so that we can live
peacefully in the Islamic State he
would soon create?”
To the infidels that don’t want to
vote for Buhari, remember what
happened in 2011 after the
elections. 2015 post-election
violence would be more severe
than 2011 if Buhari loses. We
would not only kill Corpers, but we
would also kill every Christian and
set their churches ablaze in every
northern state.
Vote for Buhari or be ready to die.
To be forewarned is to be
forearmed.
Insah Allah, Buhari is our next
president, come February 14, 2015!
Signed
Abubakar Shekau, Boko Haram
leader.

http://newsdayreporters.com/what-s-hot/581-breaking-boko-haram-backs-buhari-for-presidency-the-nation.html

By Emmanuel Aziken
The All Progressives Congress, APC has pledged
to congratulate President Goodluck Jonathan if he
wins next month’s presidential election fair and
clean but also vowed to form parallel government if
the election is rigged.
The party in a congratulatory message to Nigerians
on the occasion of the Yuletude and Eid-el-Maulud
celebrations said it was clearly aware of the bleak
celebrations occasioned by government corruption
that has brought misery to the large majority of the
working class.
Telling Nigerians not to despair that hope was
near, the party in the statement personally signed
by its national chairman, John Odigie-Oyegun
said: “We are aware that it has been a bleak
celebrations for all of us because of the poor
performance of the economy, litany of failed
promises and general decay in governance in our
dear country, including unpaid salaries which is as
a result of the drop in the state and local
government revenue.
The drop in the state and local government
revenue is as a result of corruption in government,
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC
and oil theft, supervised by government.
“We ask all Nigerians to exercise fortitude, because
the change we seek is almost here. We wish to
also remind you that the change, we expect will be
a consequence of your action. That action will be
to vote massively for the All Progressives
Congress, APC in the next election to herald the
new dawn and bid farewell to the failed leadership
of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.
We ask you to collectively insist on free, fair and
transparent election, because that is the only way
to allow the wishes of the people to manifest.
“As a party, we assure you that we will
congratulate president Goodluck Jonathan and his
party, PDP If our presidential candidate and party
are defeated in free and fair elections, and we will
not go to court.
However, as a party, we wish to reiterate, that we
will not hesitate forming a parallel government, if
the 2015 election are rigged either by the use of
security agencies (police or military) to harass,
intimidate and cajole voters or through the use of a
compromise Independent National Electoral
Commission, (INEC).”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/apc-insists-itll-form-parallel-govt-election-rigged/

http://9jabaze.com/music/view/10158706?get-file=Jaywon%20-%20Madantin%20(Remix)%20ft.%20Phyno,%20Olamide

I also think with the recent hit in the polity now Buhari will likely win this election cos I also intend to give him my vote . But my only problem with him is his true intension for the country, hope he has no plan of islamising d country, else gej till 2019

benuejosh:
what if he is not and jonathan looses out

Offcourse you know it can't happen Jonathan loosing election as an incumbent

No10:
Some heart broken e-supporters,riots in most part of the North resulting in wanton destruction of lives and properties,Tinubu,Lie Mohammed and APC goons accusing GEJ of conspiring with INEC,Amaechi wld form a parallel government,BH boys wld kidnap more girls etc. In summary,there wld be chaos. But nothing Nigeria can't actually overcome. Therefore,if Pa-Burahi deserves to be disqualified,he should be. Shikena.

So u mean the insurgencies happening in the North is due to Buhari's previous failures? Smh

kestolove95:
he contested 2003,2007 and 2011...no issue of cert now dat it's so. clear dat he will beat dat man call gej,dey want to use cert abi..ok,for ur infor,inec has said it dat it has no power to disqualify any candidate base on that it's d party dat can do dat...#GMB/OSINBAJO2015

If it has no right to disqualify a candidate base on that, then y the investigation?
Just let the party do what they can do n get over this

MusaIbrahim1:
Be prepared for the dogs and baboons to soak in their own blood

Only in the North will that happen

okpamson15:
Apc wil provide another strong candidate. Or there wil be war. Because...

APC will produce another candidate n war again?
Can u stand war when it comes? Hmmmm

with the ongoing general Buhari's certificate saga when he disclosed that he deposed to
an affidavit informing the Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC) that his credentials
were with the military secretary. What if he is found wanting then disqualified by the INEC, considering the statement he made in 2012 n I quote "if I didn't win 2015 election the dogs n the baboon will soke in blood. What do you think will happen? Just asking

...he also got a proper Yoruba greeting from
rapper Olamide after he attended his concert in
Lagos.

More pics

This man is sure living up to expectation and
looks like the right man Nigerians deserve in the
helm of affairs in this country. He is entering
Keke Napep, socializing with ordinary people in
our society and now taking the message of
CHANGE to those the government has abandoned.
See more photos:

OK, we don hear, new year in focus

IamDejman:
Source?

Open ur eyes n read the topic again

Channels television

Former Nigerian Military President, General Ibrahim
Babangida, has said that anyone who means well
for Nigeria should support President Goodluck
Jonathan to make Nigeria survive as a united
nation.
General Babangida was speaking in his country
home in Minna, Niger State, when President
Goodluck Jonathan paid him a visit in the spirit of
the season.
President Goodluck Jonathan had identified
General Babangida as a national leader whose
counsel is very much needed at the end of the
year such as this, especially bearing in mind the
insecurity in the land.
According to the President, the country is passing
through some challenges and the experience of the
former military Head of State would be needed if
some of these challenges must be adequately
tackled.

Wharever!

Those of you countering sambo's statement, if only you will use ur brain, at least gej made a promise and he fulfilled them. But am yet to see gmb's promises, all he is after is to bcome president, sorry for him

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), commencing name-calling, has asked Nigerians not to vote for the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, because he is “semi-illiterate.”

The characterization was made by the National Publicity Secretary of the party, Prof. Wale Oladipo when he hosted leaders of the party in the diaspora at the party's headquarters in Abuja on Monday.

He described the APC as a political party that is not really ready to offer an alternative to the teeming masses of this country as its only agenda seems to be to see the departure of the PDP.

“But I know that God loves this country so much,” he said. “God has decided that this country will remain indivisible and has decided that this country will continue to wax stronger."

Oladipo vowed that Nigeria will not go back to 1983 where it will start doing trade by barter with Brazil.

"God has decreed it that we continue to pilot the affairs of this country and continue to implement the transformation agenda,” he stated.

He observed that the next election will be unlike previous elections because for the first time, the opposition has come together in the APC.

"They have passed through a motion and endorsed their perennial candidate. We have beaten him three times, we are going to beat him once again.

"The next election is going to be between darkness and light, it is going to be between a cross cosmopolitan highly-focused Ph.D holder and a semi-literate jakput,” he said, adding, "Nigeria cannot afford to go back, we will continue to move forward."

Oladipo urged the representatives of various chapters to understand that they will be called upon to enlighten Nigerians on the programmes of the PDP wherever they reside in the world.

"You will also be called upon to counter negative propaganda that the APC is making against our party and our country in different countries of this world.

"Of course, we are not perfect but our mission is perfect. We mean well for this country and we believe the country should continue to be one and that we should be a market-driven economy while at the same time, providing succor for the weak. "



http://saharareporters.com/2014/12/22/buhari-%E2%80%98semi-illiterate%E2%80%99-says-pdp

Pls who is Tinubu, we don't know him in Germany here