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You know you are hopeless when you ask a blind girl out, and
she replies "No, I'm seeing someone else.

Don't be suprised when you see boys Praying for a club they
hate so much to win. NAIRA BET is involved.

A lawyer hopes you get into trouble,A doctor hopes you fall
ill.An undertaker hopes you fall dead,only a thief wishes you
well. #IronyOfLife

If china fone alarm no fit wake you up,ur matter don go beyond
physical.

You giv am erection, u kor carry am enter room, he don off
shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!!

Every girl has a price. For some its diamond rings, some its
fried rice & for some its just a bottle of La Casera

Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will b
deployed to search 4 u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty

If not for anything, abeg still Thank God say Mosquito no dey
fit transmit HIV. E for Bloody sha.......
How africa go be one mosquito bit na die

I had a crush on her until I met her at the canteen trying to order
for the 11th wrap of fufu ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡)

Don't sleep with her if you know you won't marry her. What is
the essence of jss1 -sss3 if you know you won't do WAEC?

Why Won't Some Girls Have Spiritual Boo When they Sleep
Naked? So You Think Those Evil Spirits Don't Like Girls Too
Abi?

All dese facebook chicks be updating 'wanna go ave my bath'...
wat du yu want us 2du? inbox u sum soap?

OLD ENGLISH: I haveth thou nothing to say as
I faileth to be Intrigued or astonished by thy
conversation...
NEW ENGLISH: K

Ladies don't dress 2 impress men. They dress 2 "Out-dress"
other ladies. If they were trying 2 impress men they'd just run
around naked

"I need to talk to you" is one sentence that has the power to
make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your
life.

Every girl deserves a guy who takes her out on a date, and not
touch her anywhere but her heart.

We live in a country where losing your phone is more dramatic
than losing your virginity.

U Frustrate Ur Amazing & Faithful Bf and ur mentality is : if
he's d right 0ne he won't leave
WeLL!! I pray u don't die single

E saw her picture on Fb and said 'she smells' nice' ...I didn't
know dat dey cud smell ppl thru their pics oooo,mtcheeeew
bush guy

Guys if you wanna ask a girl out, go straight to the point. What
is how is mummy and daddy? E concern you

Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps: Igbati,
Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Ibadi,Abara. These
slaps will make you think you were adopted. Igbati will
make you correct your wrong lesekese! The beauty of
Ifoti is you will confess your sins on the spot. igbarun, will let u forget ur name
Igbaju and Iforun will make you snitch on all those who
committed the crime with you without hesitation.
Abara and Iladi will make you pee in your newpants!
Now Abara is the worst.. This will make you do all of the
above at once! God bless our parents for the good
upbringing! Which one is yr, dad, mum and step-mum favorite?

Who said English is simple
Read sister Nkechi's testimony! "praise the
rord.Hmmm its not a small something.well,actually
it all started a two day ago,which i'm in my
house.so a small hungry is catching me,so i look in
d house,nothing much 2 chop only small plantain which i' ave not fried before...so, i tell myself to fry
it and chop,as i'm fry dat plantain,so phone
ringing,so as i look,its a faring place,so i now
run,which i reach there,its my father which call,so i
now say ,father call after,plantain frying.I keep it.so
now i now turn arround,as i turn round,all of a suddenly everywhere in my house have turn to
smoke.Children of God as i'm approaching,smoke is
bigging,smoke is jst bigging and biginning.it's a
fearing thing o!if it's you self,afraid will catch
you.so i now cal the name of jesus three times.i
shout jesus jesus jesus!all of a miraculously,smoke start to be vanishing,to where?i no know its a
miracle something o!!!smoke start to dissapering
small small,small.then my plantain have burn to
matches.Hallelujah....praise the lort somebodies.But
my main testimony today be say,i chop that
charcoal and nothing is happen to me.praise the rord".Hahahaha.

Just wanted to start all funny update either on bbm, facebook as I felt nairalnders deserve to smile whenever they click and this topics.
And most importantly celebrate a good days ahead just for fun......derailers you welcome (take front seat) it gonna be bumper to bumper and top jokers should add those funny update too . It just got to be awesome here .........pls always click on those LIKE buttons whenever I got you smiling,giggling,laughing..........
And other feel free to update una update ........
Let's go there ...............
Laugh until you pass away.......
Laugh until you poo away.....but as u don laugh finish come back to life like new serviced tokunbo generator to drop ur tithes(comment).......chairs!! Cheers!! Share!!!

Odunharry: congrats for making Nigeria proud....

Kudos to him..can we get 50likes 4 d little boy

Yeyerism at its peak, the competent boy I somewhere learning how to work on oracle data base and you here begging for likes for the innocently boy...

Op your rusty mind need break oil..... So u could not help ur fellow friend when she is in need unless she does in return ....go ahead and send her lil card but don't send her all .........a friend in need is a friend indeed......

Am following........
Casala don burst

I show appreciation Sir and ma who had sacrifice their time in enlighten me...you had in one way impacted my career life

I just want a person who hold this gently caring SIMPLE character, tall and kinda fat a little elegant(figure). Amd most importantly she is Christ -"like ......
But truly speaking Lemme just love her sincere because I have this software program me in stored in me to Get the best.........
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Shey I go dey waste my Earned charged blackberry battery to kill roaches abeg joor *wipe broom and check...
When I kill ham with remote how my chicken go chop ham smh!!!!!

That did not touched me except for some intending alaja and alaji who would have said goodbye @home on tuesday and will say welcome back on wednesday...

I feel for them sha anyway.....God go see ur mind

Tinkybabe: hahaha

OP has successfully discombobulated this thread with his disjointed posts.Confusing topic,confusing posts,confusing explanations,confusing reasons ..haaa,op you're mean..got a headache already

Anyway

Like people have said,prioritize your life;your education and being financially stable should be your focus for now.
Then,only after then should you worry about proposing.

Lolz I knew it, discombobulated post through I must admit am kinda frustrated then .......through had settled the matters ...the gist would come up later...just watch out.....
And I must take in appreciation for those who had sacrificed their time to give advise, you actually (TRUE Talk) saved a tiring soul.....
All thanks ..................