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Oh that's would be kinda nice of you SIR.....
Here is it :obaonibuore23@gmail.com.
Would be looking forward from you ...
Once again am indeed grateful

Good day fellow nairalanders , I actually find it necessary to know what STOCK EXCHANGE. Is all about.
I don't have any pre formal knowledge of stock bond debenture (except d little we were taught in commerce).
IS it a Game plan?
IS it a matured gamble ?
Does one need any prerequisite for been involved...
How is it done?
............ I understand that most world billionaire do stock exchange and do well , pls try to elaborate ,you could save a thirsty soul.

Stroaway lizard........ Smh lizard he no go yankee .......
Anyway award shud be waiting for you.......
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Just passing

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[quote author=Speak-English][color=#990000][/color]shut up![/quote]You rather SHUT UP
Maami sempe badosky, little riff raff wan spoil party here abeg, no stain idowu hand stitched gown jare... Anyway have called the bouncer to bounce her out....iranu......
Party continue #deejay plays skelewu and passes idowu paraga plastic

[quote author=Speak-English]Why?[/quote]Wetin happen they talk say I tabon!!
Argument argument dem argue (in FELA voice).....abeg no time any unrealistic construction of sentence is deem correct by the construtee and if the listening listener deem it necessary to make amend able amendment to ensure complete disgrace of vocal sentence by such complaining complainer......

Beefing self too much!!!
So most people here advising me too get my complete pali, before any other thins first, alas my personality or this melh spirit ain't gonna show that with me .
I believe and assume there is time for everything that is planned for.
... I never believe in full fledged education and a spouse later well sha una get ur reason for saying education first ,probable you should enlighten me please btw Happy sunday!!!

Happy birthday Area mama!!!
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Wished you many more life to come in good health,peace and everlasting success enjoy ur day....
*breaks bottle on head and echoed Let d skelewu party begin.....

Am bound to comment as am currently in such situation....
Through the guy may be kinda shy or a melancholythe guy may be a melancholy.......or the op has this uncommon germ he see in you........
PLEASE GIVE HIM A CHANCE, time will tell....
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...Check my thread too

What instantly came to my mind was ;
How much be exchange rate
200$ abi 30k
Add small money go buy land for banana island.......

yomalex: first of all with all sense of responsibility you NEED to see a psychologist. so you have nd and you think you have arrived, at your age some of your mates have not even dreamt of entering any higher institution.



Get more education Seek wisdom and ye shall find.




and about the girl I think you are infatuated.

Godspeed.

Yeah I never really wanted to point out my education background, am just this kinda person who hold doing the right thing at the right time .
You would notice I also pointed out my first date , my brother I really value my career life than any other thing, so on a noble mind after graduation my next one year agenda is to have a successful I.T period and the listed below.
If I would admit too , its a long-distance relationship ; so I never really cared about any bunny, I have done a randy check on the Miss and she was this girls that suit my personality as a teenager....
Btw........ Am in my early 20 now ,perhaps too young for marriage but definately old for games, too old to be talking to girls for the sake of it,too old to be jumping from person to person , At this stage stability, loyalty, consistency is the goal ; if I can't offer this , I can't waste my time

ITbomb: Wife to be ke , person wey u just toast n she say she dey with another bo , u still dey here dey ask question.
19 yrs , u never handle ND yet , u dey compete with graduate

U refused to bring the girl age into play She too just 19, the graduate na like 24, while she is a first year student .....this is what I planned for ::
She is just done with her First year , obviously has 3 year left Me : just done with my national diploma ,obviously has 3 year left
She explained she wanted to settle down 4 year from now of which am 100 % the graduate would never offer her.....I would definitely change HER MIND.....

oluafolabi: You call someone that you haven't even dated yet 'wife to be' ?

You called someone out of the blues and proposed to her? Who does that?

................When you have this strong desire/feeling within you for a person , you as well describe such person as ur "hussy/wifey but necessary speaking I assume it a matter of time....btw na becos nairaland I dey so na him I use WIFE for normal face to face na MISS I dey call her....

Chiidi: Could this be love?


Just passing sha.

Oh chidi , you burning my heart ....when I mean unconditional Love....I mean it......
If it was LUST , my mind/spirit would have tell

Yeah The truth be told I needed a concrete advise ...while then hide under a pretext and give false info here expecting a really befitting advice ......

I regard life on two aspect; I hold my marital and career life on the same threshold (so as regarding my studies fine just done with my national diploma age 19 with an upper credit); and considering best for me is to have who I could care and be cared for is my next agenda.......through I refuse to highlight that she mentioned that she told me it on probability issue with the said guy and I also NOTICED probably she saw lieing........becos I do not expect a ladies with her complete sense say YES immediately......

Pls am getting confused the more ........Help btw I appreciated those who took their time and megabyte in responding.........

Still expecting more

I must ask too ::::::::::
What about that brown part of the pant(g string,n strings,coskets) that no matter how you wash it ..the color would still be brown sometime black, sometimes self (peep and check may be they are not around) secondary color like indigo,violet.....are those place included in the number of pant the op has watch......if YES.......you obviously need a deliverance

Good morning Nairaland !!!!!!
Some issues has gave me Sleepless night which I deem It necessary to get a possible reply and the best place I could get reasonable reply is here on romance section ,narialand..
Here goes thus my issues::::::::::::::::::
I unconditionally love this girl which probable I considered a perfect side of who I wanted my woman to be,
I do call her seldomly and later proposed to her yesterday ...(Through I must confess my very first date) it was really great but not exceptional great.......(as na my first time)
When am done with the purpose of the date and I ask for her reply and she Said she is currently in a relationship with a guy(of which she high lifted that the guy is a graduate while she is a first year student(university), (me a national diploma currently on my industrial training ). so I don't want this damsEl to pass me by.......
What should I do plsssssssss...........

There Is absolutely none I could give all my appreciation to than
to the one who kept me right from that september 23 -94, am
referring to the alpha and the omega, the lion of the tribe of
judah...............................................here am I today hale and
health, september 23-13 .......is it that I have been perfect ??
NO......but by the mercy of God , I have not been
consumed..........

Double194: [b][/b]

Don't even try to think about it
Congzz Happy Birthday

Thanks bruv!! sincerely I appreciated it

I Almost let go
I felt like I just couldn’t take life any more
My problems had me bound
Depression weighed me down
But God held me close
so I wouldn’t let go
God’s mercy kept me
so I wouldn’t let go
I almost gave up.
I was right at the edge of a break through
but couldn’t see it.
The devil really had me,
but Jesus came and grabbed me,
and He held me close,
so I wouldn’t let go.
God’s mercy kept me,
so I wouldn’t let go.
CHORUS
So I’m here to day because God kept me
I’m A live today only because of His grace
Oh He kept me, God kept me
He kept me, so I wouldn’t let go
I almost let go. I felt like I just. couldn’t take life anymore.
My problems had me bound,
depression weighed me down,
but God held me close so I wouldn’t let go.
God’s mercy kept me, so I wouldn’t let go.
God kept me, He kept me
God kept me, He kept me
So I’m here to day because God kept me
I’m alive today only because of His grace
Oh He kept me, God kept me
He kept me, so I wouldn’t let go
You didn't know how far gone I was
God kept me

Prologue:: september 23rd is d 266th day of d year in the calendar there are 99 days remaining until d end of d year It the born day of an icon named BABAJIDE........
In the early morning of september 23rd 1994 I was been ushered into this world and since then I never looked back,
I was named jide james nicknamed jay jay, LANDLORD, flamingo....
.......story continue after a commercial break.................. A very happy birthday from nairaland would go a long way in my heart.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABAJIDE...muah...

Memorise: Therefore if any man be
in Christ,he is a new creature: old
things are passed away; behold,all
things are become new. 2
Corinthians 5:17
Read: Isaiah 43:18-21
Everything dat has a beginning also
has an end. The only reason God has
no end is because He has no
beginning. If your problem has a
begining,it must sure end one day.
The woman wit the issue of blood
suffered for 12yrs but finaly,it came
to an end(Mark 5:25-34). In Luke
13:11-13,a woman was sick for
18yrs but finaly,the sickness ended.
In the same vein,the man who was
born blind was blind for 40yrs but
after dis,his sight was restored(John
9:1-7). If you can trace the beginning
of your problem,then it will surely
end. The man at d pool was there for
38yrs. He kept hoping for healing
but the healing kept eluding him. He
was looking out for an angel but the
Creator of angels personaly showed
up & dat was d day he went home
(John 5:2-9). Have yu been expecting
a particular breakthrough,he aling,
deliverance,ble ssing which has
been eluding you over the yrs? Dis
season,your desire shall be granted.
Dat problem is ending now & your
new season begins now!
However,it will amaze you to know
dat there are some people who do
not want anything new. Some of
them are afraid dat it is better to
continue wit the improvished
lifestyle they grew up wit than to
enter. A period of abundance dat
may erode their faith in Christ. Be
encouraged & fear not. The new is
always better than the old. Light is
far better than darkness. Light is
new while darkness is old. Some
people have become so used to
suffering,lack, failure or barreness
dat they have not only adjusted but
have also resigned to fate. Don’t!
Never accept any condition dat God
does not want yu to live wit. Reject
it & accept the new & it shall be well
wit you. Something new is coming
your way.
ACTION POINT
Breakout from your comfort zone &
try something new in your
career, relationship & lifestyle.

Thank God. For nairaland I only lot my hard Earned purposed N56 to them....btw try other viewing ite they jut as gr8 as youtube.....# vuclip.com

Kindness pay!!!!!!!!
A life well spent depend on the life you changed during your lifetime!!!!!

Wome people would say End time tins!!!!

Ladies.... Lets talk!!!
When we were still single... We would
wish
to be in a serious relationship,
engaged,
have a much talked after wedding
and then
being a wife, a mother and a lover....
We would fantacize how we will keep
our
home and in our cinderella
mind....'LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER'
Uhrmm, My queens, tho there is
nothing like
'live happily ever after', but we can
have a
feel of it in our marriages... Anyways,
this
cinderella dream of ours is cut short
by
ourselves sometimes...
How
Most ladies, after being married and
are in
as a wife, pretend for months before
showing their true color...and most
cases
ladies feel since they are now married
and
are now bearing the 'Mrs' title they
care less
about their husband...
Then they start staying untidy,
leaving their
hair unkempt, their 'bear bear' down
there all
looking like an evil forest , having
bad
and smelling body odor and when
these
things piles up... Their husband
starts acting
up, and then things fall apart... The
dream of
'ever after crumbles' ...
Mama Okocha married her husband
7years
ago... I attended their wedding
ceremony,
she aint perfect, but she is a nice
person...
She was so sweet in the first few
months... Then later she turned to a domestic
pig after
giving birth... She doesnt clean the
house...
She can stay till 5pm without
bathing... And her baby is looking so dirty, she doesn't care...
Shes more interested in her shop,
and cause of her dirt, ppl dont even getto buy
things from her... Her armpit stinks...
And its bushy...she ties wrapper from
morning till night... Then a twist... She had a friend of
hers, also married too... They will gist and
gossip... She will tell the other woman how
her husband fvcked her and how she
screamed... But she has been
begging the
husband to suck her but he doesnt
want to...
(I understood the man's plight...I
wont have
done it too even if a gun is pointed
to my
head, common, if she can stay dirty
from
morning to past 5 without bathing,
how
much more her cunt) # ewww so
gross#
Lemme say that, this friend of hers is
the exact opposite of her... She has 5kids but
she looks so sexy and she doesnt joke with
her husband and kids... I thought with all their gossip, the
least this woman needs to do is advise her on
what to do, but she didnt... She always keepsher family matter off their gossip while Mama Okocha tells her everything that happens in her house... She even told her how her husband has stopped making love to her, and she feels he might be cheating... I didnt believe it, she is at fault to me....
Enough of the story...
I have seen some married women do this...
They believe after getting married.. To them they have to look old and shaggy... Pheww give yourself a break... Some of us chase our husbands away...
Lesson 1: never discuss your family
affair with an outsider...
2: your husband comes first..not your
kids..( I stand to be corrected here)
3: the same way you dressed sexy
when single... Do same when married..
4: look neat...
5: pls shave all the time...
6: deodorants, perfumes, tampons etc
very important... Have them
7: add flavour to your love making...
It must not only be in the bedroom..
8: send love messages to your
husband...
9: prayer is goooood
10: I LOVE YOU is very important,
always say it...tanks #i care#

I must sincerly give kudos to HOUR admin who had took out of no time to respond to various question here.
I however want to know whether one would be allow to apply since my national diploma certificate is not ready yet btw I studied a management course.....

This is not a Joke , I vividly remeber, I saw ghost inside the Sick-bay of my school, I also saw Cow running around and on other occasion I saw up to like 100 cats at the same venue ...that same week I almost forced my way outta of the school but one thing I remain was that I STOP. NIGHT READING.....

Former Super Eagles’ coach, Samson Siasia, discusses life
outside the pitch. In this interview, he also unveils another
side of him
How is life after being a national coach?
Life, for me, continues even after coaching the national team.
I am actually busy with an academy that is situated in Bayelsa
State. We are trying to see how we can get the young ones off
the streets and engage them in something positive.
Do you have a target as regards football?
Target would be to understudy coaches and this involves
training them in the art of managing the game of football; just
the way it is done in Barcelona, Arsenal and others. For now,
I am just trying to get the academy started in Bayelsa, it is a
project that is sponsored by the state government.
What is the progress of work in the academy?
The stage we are in now is the initial stage, which is
acquisition of the land that we will build the academy on and
taking delivery of the sports equipment. After that, we will
start scouting for the young ones, mostly Bayelsans, who are
skilled enough to train. In the long run, we will expand the
project to a national level. It is a project that combines
education with sports.
How does it feel to have the Bayelsa stadium named after
you?
The biggest thing any living person would want to achieve is
to have a living legacy. There is no amount of ‘thank you’
that would be enough for the state government for allowing
the Bayelsa State stadium be named after me. I feel greatly
honoured for the rare privilege of being made a living legend.
I am indebted to the state because it is what some people
never had before they died. This is something I would cherish
for the rest of my life.
How was your growing up days like?
I grew up in Ajegunle, Lagos and it was a very tough
experience. Back then in the 80s, you could not even tell a
girl that you lived there because she would not go out with
you.
What did you have to do to get a lady’s attention?
If you are trying to get a lady’s attention and she wanted to
know where you lived, you would not say Ajegunle, you
would say ‘Apapa.’ Apapa is a more refined name than
Ajegunle.
At what point did you decide to become a footballer?
Right from when I was a little kid, I showed potential. There
was a football field in Navy ground, Ajegunle, and that was
where all the young boys played.
Women love famous people, how do you handle some of
them that may throw themselves at you?
You don’t have to be snobbish. One should talk to them
politely, thank them for their compliments and if you are not
interested in the advances, let them know politely. When you
are star, you have to be nice and polite.
You are mostly dressed in white, is there anything special
in white?
White is a good colour, you can combine white with a lot of
other colours. I guess it looks good. I do not wear just any
kind of white shirts. They are selected and are special white
shirts. It is not like there is anything special, but it is what I
just like to wear sometimes.
Are they designer shirts?
Of course, they are. The ones I wear are from Prada.
Are you a label freak?
No. I wear any kind of design that looks good on me. If I am
going to wear only Prada all through, that means I am being
sponsored by Prada to wear their designs. But it has to be
something that suits me and makes me look good. Other than
that, I can get into Gucci or any other store and pick up
something but it has to make me look good.
What does style mean to you?
Style is when you come out, people admire you and tell you
that you look good.
What are the clothes that make you comfortable?
Sometimes, T-shirts, which I wear mostly in the evenings. If I
go to the office, I dress in suit and a tie.
What is your favourite fashion accessory?
I am a shoe freak; I have over 40 pairs of shoes.
That means in a week you wear up to 10 pairs?
I just change them to suit what I am wearing.
What would you never be caught wearing?
Agbada and that funny hat. I have never worn it before but
they gave it to me as a gift when I visited one of the states in
Nigeria. I only wore it on that occasion and since then, I have
not worn it. But I like dressing in suits, trousers and shirts. I
also don’t wear so much of the native designs from my area; I
have only worn them once or twice
Is your wife a football addict?
No. She is not.
You don’t watch football together?
Once in a while she does. Like when the Super Eagles are
playing, she would be very excited. When I was coaching, she
could not watch, she would be walking around, praying.
Then, people would think she was crazy if they did not know
what she was doing. She has never watched me on the field of
coaching.
Does she accompany you when you are at work?
When I was a coach in the national team, we moved together.
She watched tournaments especially when we were in Europe,
but she is not a soccer freak.
So, she was not attracted to your skills on the field?
When I met her, she did not know anything about sports, she
did not know I was a footballer, she found out later.
Where did you meet her?
We met in Benin, where I was based at the time.
What was the attraction?
She was a beautiful young lady, I liked her, we started
hanging out and eventually got married.
For how long have you been married?
For a very long time.
Was this before you played in international clubs?
Yes, we travelled together; had kids, now they live in the
United States.
What is your favourite food?
I love rice, plantain and some eggs.
Is there any food you don’t take?
I am very selective, I don’t eat just any kind of food and I
don’t like amala at all! I take the local delicacy but that is
only once in a while. I don’t eat starch either. I only eat the
Kekefiyai, that is the best delicacy from Bayelsa State.
Aside football, how do you unwind?
I create time to have fun and hang out with my friends.
Any regrets in your chosen career?
I did not play for the biggest clubs in the world. The biggest
club I ever played for was in France and I was not as
successful as other Nigerian players who played in big clubs
in Europe. I am okay with what I have been able to do so far.
There are no regrets; I only hope that I would be able to affect
more lives before I leave this earth. That is why I am trying to
touch a lot of lives, trying to help the young ones.
Do you have dreams?
Yes I do. I always dream that someday I will become a Super
Eagles’ coach again and learn from the mistakes that I have
made before. I want to build a nice empire, where I will be
able to create jobs for young men, so they will be empowered
to take care of their families. I want to make sure I take care
of my kids and give them the best education there is in the
world.

Op you say do wetin no good Pastor dey preach u dey nairaland dey do your own ...you even have the Gut to type this Long statement....
Kettle dey call Pot black!!!
But all na! END TIME TIN