₦airaland Forum

Follow ur mind they are the best sets of medulla oblongata you can ever make in life however I will still advise you to think twice best of luck.......................

One thing we refuse to put in notice is sacrifice ...perharbs she had forgone beauty on the expense of reading. Beside when I mean intelligence is when she knw the difference btw right and left....What am gonna care is intelligence





What about if she posses the two and she doesn't have common sense

Share your testimony,vibes,hike and and d school u selected with your jamb result ...........The
Joint Admissions
and Matriculation
Board (JAMB) has released the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME)results. The board, however, withheld 12,110
results for possible disciplinary action. The
Registrar of JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, announced this at a news conference onthe
release of the results in Bwari, FCT, on
Friday. The registrar said after thorough processing
of
answer
scripts
of the
candidates
who sat
for the
examination,
the
board
discovered
some
forms
of malpractice perpetuated during the conduct of the
examination.
“However,
the results of 68,309 candidates from
various centres
are
undergoing
further
screening
to
ascertain
the
culpability
of
12,110
candidates’
results.“
A total
of
1,629,102
candidates
applied
to sit
for the
Paper
Pencil
Test
(PPT),
while
15,008
candidates
applied
for the
Dual
Based
Test,
bringing
the
number
of
candidates
to 1,644,110.
“The
general
performance
of
candidates
in this
year's
examination
shows
remarkable
improvement
compared
with
last
year.
“Ten candidates
scored
300
marks
and
above,
while
127,017
candidates
scored
between
1-159
marks.
“About
40,692
candidates'
results
were
invalid
due to
either
multiple
shading
or no
shading
at all.
After
processing
all the
results,
the
board
also
discovered
that
about
47,974
candidates
were
absent.“
The
registrar
assured
the
candidates
that
their
results
could
be
accessed
on the
JAMB site
using
their
registration
numbers.
He
said about
40
centres
would
be
screened
to
ascertain
their
culpability
and
warned
the
public
against
Internet
fraudsters.
“Information
reaching JAMB
shows
Internet
fraudsters
are
already
telling
candidates
that
their
results
could
be
upgraded
in one
form or
the
other. “
This is
pure
deceit,
the
public
and
candidates
are
hereby
advised
to
disregard
these
fraudsters
since
they do
not
have
access
to our
data.
“Let me
once
again
state
that
candidates
are
allowed
to
change
their
choices
of
institutions
and
courses
once
only,
this
change
has to
be
effected
within
two
weeks
from
today. “
Ojerinde
said the
Computer
Based
Test
(CBT) is
scheduled
to take
place
from
May 18
to June
1 and
appealed
to
candidates
to
reprint
their e-
registration
slips
afresh
to
further
ascertain
their
CBT centres.

Goodluck Jonathan
In January last year, I had cause to brief our nation
on my determination to sanitize the oil industry in
order that it would be run in a most businesslike
manner such that Nigeria receives value for her
God given resources and investments. I had earlier
taken strong action with regard to the power
sector. The goal was to arrive at the destination of
self-sufficiency where waste and inefficiency is
eliminated and electricity is available to meet the
needs of our citizens.
I have received briefings that previously closed
petroleum depots have been reopened or are
about to be reopened nationwide and as at today,
our domestic refining capacity has peaked at over
10 million liters per day which is our highest level
in decades. Nigeria is now is on the road to
meeting her fuel consumption needs domestically.
Simultaneously, I have also received encouraging
reports on the progress made in bringing suspects
found wanting during the fuel subsidy probe to
book and in accordance with the rule of law.
Two weeks ago, I hosted the Presidential Power
Reform Transactions Signing Ceremony. The five
power generation companies that emerged
successful in the bidding process of the
privatization of the sector received their
certificates and are set to run their companies in a
way as to guarantee electricity for domestic and
industrial use even as the world is celebrating the
transparent bidding process that culminated in the
signing.
I want to assure you my friends that
we shall put the darkness of these past decades
behind us in no distant time. We shall only keep a
forward movement in the critical sectors of our
economy and may Almighty God help us all. GEJ

My father and my God I say a big THANK YOU for the grace of seeing may 1st it is not by my power nor by my might but by the Mercy you have shower upon my life.
As many people applied for visa lottery october 2012, there are nowhere to be found talk less of checking result but me an ordinary sand registered and did not win but was given opportunity to see may 1 may your name be exalted..........................

In One phrase









BAD BELLE


Nigerian are even tired of their puff puff man

I feel elated determine and compromised of gracing the first page here ....

When next am to post JUST WISE trust me its gonna be a testimony likewise quoting this page


BE MAI witness

My testimony
As at 6pm dis evening maY 1 the ...........................................................................................................................


It shall be my portion
!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dere are two tins involved its either it is silent or loud
If it is silent you are saved but loud there are two thing involved ...it is either I cover my nose or run away if I run away u are saved but if I stay....Trust me ... A hand shake and a wicked smile saying one-zero





Global warming

fone is Ringing, incoming call... YANKEE
Who iz gonna pick it on may 2
Warning no miss call except flashing by october...................









Obodo oyinbo here I come

[color=#770077][/color] all I have is to keep my finger crossed ...However I remain optimistic of making my generation a gift in the twilight of new citizens of america......
Better still I hoped and pray on my knees that ALL IS DEFINATELY GOING TO BE WELL COME MAY 2

Please do endeavour to quote my post when ever you check your (america call up letter) ....

1. What’s your Nigerian name? Bmes (surname : confidential)
2. Were you Born in Nigeria? Born and breaded in Naija; lasgidi;yaba
3. Favourite Nigerian movie? Ha most mainframe movies are my best ,
4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add
background music. LOL) : u be thief I no be thief u be thief I no be thief. Argument argument ....... Love mostly fela music less I forgot most king sunny ade are my favorite
5. Favourite Nigerian food? Anytime anyday. Yamflour. Amala, gbegiri and ewedu ...but for forming sake rice and spag spiced with diced plantain
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? Currently breathing in naija
How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Have been here since that blessed sunday night when some angel(called doctor) resuced me from mai momma palace....sincerely I first taught it was America not until Nepa took off light...
7. What tribe are you? Omo baba mukomuko (baba who drinks pap). Omo 'ibadan kini show ;show suo. 8. Say something in your tribal language? Aiye. Reti eleya(life is waiting.....
9. What do you like most about Nigeria? I must confess weather has been d most natural thing I loved about my dear country
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? Corruption honestly speaking. If not for corruption there would have been. Dv Nigeria visa lottery, but for the like of our oga @ d top (they know there name joe....
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? Yes. Flamingo,landlord, my favorite jayjay
12. What makes you different from other
Nigerians? My ability to see a revitalise Nigeria that is going to be better only through me personally....
13. Do you speak your language? Not mostly
14. Do you speak pidgin English? YES mostly anytime I get angry
15. What around your house represents your
culture? Oh those Goat my mother do keep you could imagine goat has names !!!
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked : have u slept '''silly question when am jejely pinging
about your culture? Answer that check no 7

He won’t use condoms,U use pills… why? Because
he wants it natural? (think of ovarian
cancer and infertility )
He gets u pregnant,U have aborted like 5
times….why?
Because he is not ready!.GROW UP
You have been wearing his engagement ring for
close to 4yrs, He is not wearing any ...why?
Because he has
promised u marriage. GROW UP
MY SISTER. You dress half naked thinking u
look sexy n Hot, He isn’t
complaining But he has more cloths on.. Don’t be
surprised when he takes a more decent girl
home... GROW UP LADY
A guy dumps u, u wana pay him back and all u
could do is to sleep with his friend? and u
think this is pay back?
like seriously MY SISTER GROW
UP
U think getting pregnant for him
will make him marry
u?...GROW UP GIRL.. U become a
single mama with no
job, no means for feeding for
your baby and yourself
so...
U leave junior with Grandma n U
go back to the Hustling
field then u begin to say...........M EN
Are Wicked!!! Whose
fault? Please ladies, be wise! U know u deserve
better than
this...

Calling ''Goodluck johnathan'' in merlin voice
Whe possesed with magic . Viola you see the childish tin.

Yaba left get ready!!!
This gonna be the man !!!
**callin 911***

Mr seun , I must really confess , you really doing a great job here but do adhere in briging about a dislike button...






My little pence to the oga.!

Where are this nollywood make dem come cover d place na.
Film title. Wedding planned changed
OR Unexpected betrayer
OR. Marriage in disguise


Where is tonto dike. Or prezzo

Several factors affect the survival of a business no matter how big or small. While some are within the control of the managers of the business others are beyond it. In my opinion, factors within your control are by far the quickest ways to kill a business. Let us explore some of them;

Not separating the business from the Owner -Majority of small businesses in Nigeria are owned by one person and are run incoherently without any formal structure. Most times they do not understand the importance of separating personal cash from cash meant for the day to day running of their business.

They are either cashing out from the business or lending to it without any record to show who is "owing who". Sometimes, cash generated from one business is used to fund the startup of another, which often leads to the end of the initial business. The cycle continues so long as the owners are making ends meet.

Cash flow – Liquidity is the lifeline of any business. Without cash your business will simply fail and it doesn't matter how much assets you have. I know a businessman who believed cash must be invested at all times. If he lacked cash he simply borrowed. Soon his borrowing increased and he had problems repaying his lenders. He was soon staved of cash and ended up going bankrupt. As a small business, you must always keep adequate cash reserve to remain solvent and in business

Too much debt – Small Business loans such as overdrafts and short-term lines are used to fund running cost or pay for purchases hoping to pay back when revenues materialise. However, most divert the money into other uses that add no value to the growth of the business ending up in a deep spiral into insolvency. A company with too much debt will someday have to repay the debt and without finding other sources of repayment the banks will have no option but to liquidate the company.

 Too many creditors – "No credit today come tomorrow" is a regular signpostused by traders. The reason is pretty much clear. Selling goods and services without receiving payment immediately is a recipe for disaster. Whilst it is nearly impossible to do business without giving some form of credit, how your credit is managed is crucial to the survival of your business. Some businesses are best suited for credit whilst some aren't at all. It is important you find out where you belong.

Poor human resource management – In 2011, a young banker in the UK almost brought down a bank due to lack of proper over sight. It is important to instill proper internal controls that provide specific roles and properly delegates authority.

Employees are also one of the most important assets of a business. The more skilled and qualified your employees arethe more likelihood you are expected to succeed. Small businesses should endeavor to recruit the best possible employees they can find at the right price. No point employing out of pity when you have the financial resources to employ quality.

Fixed cost – A common feature of shopping malls in Nigeria is the turnover of shops at office spaces. You go to a mall today only to come back a few months later and the shop is no longer there. Some attribute this to poor sales and lack of patronage.

Another major reason is fixed cost such as rent and asset replacement. Imagine having a shop at a mall where you have to pay a yearly rent of N12m. That means your business must be able to generate cash revenues in excess of N12m annually just to atleast be able to pay the rent. Businesses that incur high fixed cost are more likely to fail quicker than those who manage their cost properly.

Overestimating the market – Most of us go into businesses without a proper business plan. Even when we do it is not a guarantee that the business will be a success. This probably is because we make optimistic projections without a properbackup plan should our projections fail. For example, we may believe that sighting a business at a particular location is a good idea due to the high population density. However, purchasing power and effective demand for the product is also a crucial factor. sometimes, we over estimate the demand for a product because it appears scarce. There is hardly a reprieve for businesses that overestimate the market. They fail quickly.

 Bad publicity - Recently, a very popular company had a huge problem on their hands. Someone had spread a rumor that their food contained chemicals that had some consumers killed.

They immediately went on a massive publicity spree to debunk the claim and solicited the help of regulators such as NAFDAC to help discredit the claim. They knew that negative publicity could in one day wipe out all the brand assets they have toiled to build and nurture over the years.

U wan add salt to injury
Fast till 7 30 on sunday
7:30 the match begins fastin and prayer begin
Half time nig 0 civ2. Automatic faint
80 min penalty to Nig
Woked up when mikel was about to take the kick
Mikel lose penalty and died finally
Few day later@ nairaland sumtin like dis will make frnt page"idiot Nigeria lose life after Nigeria match
After a month FG declare 5 million dollar each for reaching quaterfinal
Silly. Nigeria !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate nigerian for one thing! They never follow history.
Lemme ask you a question
1. When had Nigeria qualified for a group stage without making use of calculator
2.When had Nigeria qualify for any tounament without prayin for the others country to lose
I guess it high time we begin to follow up the trend

I pray ethiopa would lose their last match
Shineka!!!!

Simply tell us your course and the institution you attend.

Flamingo
Dose days at living stone college
Na one flamingo one stone o

Don't really know how I contacted that name but 90% of my school know one dirty boy name flamingo.


But for university naw na Landlord