₦airaland Forum

Am not optimistic
But believe me come June 30 Nigeria would be playing it final game whether final or third place.....
Quote Me in the next fifteen days.........
#team Nigeria

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TYPES OF HUSBANDS
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND:
Does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND:
Is always boiling like acid and
always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND:
Want to be treated like King and treat Wife like a Slave.
Likes wife to
perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their
first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND:
Husband for every woman. loves
and cares for girlfriends more
than his wife. Likes giving money
to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND:
Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions
and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND:
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. Is clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on
that and gets relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND:
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not
initiative and does not help wife with house
responsibilitie s.
8: BABY HUSBAND:
Irresponsible,c hildish and
can't make decisions on his own without asking his
Mother or relatives; compares Wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes
wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND:
Not always at home come as a visitor
Provides family all material things but have no time
for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND:
Caring and loving.Provides material and emotional
needs and makes out time for family. Guides home
spiritually.
Very responsible and treats wife
as partner and helper.

Nairalander's Ladies, what kind of husband are you having or
would want to Have?
Guys,what kind of husband are you or would want
to Be?

Hmm I know what us on every Nigerian mind
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ILLUMINATY at work

Let assume this fact
There are 160,000,000 people in Nigeria
Nearly 80% of them pass through polio
About. 60% of them sleep through mos. Net
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Fast forward
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2% of polio user complain about its adverse effect.
0.5% complain of its adverse effect.
So what the bone of contention here?

Its is warned to spread your net at least 48 hours before use, likewise the polio should also have its instruction which I don't know

The best place I can refer for polio. Defiency is at North
And can someone argue with me ; Disabiltiy in North is the highest as 75% of the poor are disable(for doubt check Kano street)..............

So boko guys self dem chop food...when 20 virgin are @ the gates waiting anxiously for bokos.

No qualms intended
#teambokoharammustgo

Jesus Wept
Johnathan plans to turn university of Ibadan to chinua achebe premeir university.( CAPU)

The facts is our prseident are just too daft to think
Democracy is at the corner and the best the president could do is to visit toilet to avoid. AU speech......

And for those of you Who still commit sin(s) and expect to turn a new leave...........
God is watching you live........

My decision
Dear nairaland , although my discussion may look passive and not informative. I just require advise from people...
I operate a facebook account with friend span
reaching 2,000 (shey I be celebrity ni).
However, my accepting request was due to me not matured and quite not thinking about tomorrow .
I however realise the essence of keeping friend far and near, my actual facebook friend I know personally and through proxy spans to 700.
Am beginning to recognise the presence of crowd felt whenever I want to message (having like say 200 people online ) give me heart pain.
New friend request I receive now which I personally acknowledge think am not am un serious type.
So I therefore throw into house to advise me on what to do.
Should I delete them NO NO '' my mind echoed'' it sounded like an ingrate, when u done mature na u suppose no sabi me again....

Am seriously purging for urgent reply
Thanks in anticipation.

as the Lord please....................
My thought......
Ayomide, busayo/bukola, folake
And my personal name Jide junior


May God in his Infinity mercy would let me witness that Glorius day.

Dear unborn
I sincere wish time should be doubled I can just wait to grab you from your mother hands .
And telling you again. I love kids naturally but speaking currently still schooling because I don't want you to pass through the little pain I passed.
I wanted my generation to be greater than who I am presently so trust me.
And lastly, I can't just wait to put my head on my wife ; your mother stomach to feel you kicking..... But still remain. I would soon be done ...you will be out come 2017 .....
Your mother ________ is also busy with her studies I just hope she preparing for your arrival and my toast earnestly.
Still remain in your abode (heaven)...
Till I knock with my_____ __k do have a joyous journey to the ovary. Love you
Your dad
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THE anxiety over possible fresh increases in the
prices of refined petroleum products and
official denials are all too familiar. Nigerians
have since 1986 been subjected to frequent
increases in the pump head prices and
bombarded with the same official rationale for
the endless cycle of pain, poverty and anguish.
But the subsidy quagmire is the result of
incompetence, corruption and the failure of the
government to let go of the downstream sector
of the oil industry. No economic reform agenda
can work in a general environment of
permissive corruption and the rent-seeking
behaviour of political leadership. While strict
enforcement of existing laws can mitigate the
former, only a President that has a date with
history can change the latter. Regrettably,
Nigeria lacks both today.
Indications that the Federal Government has
learnt nothing from the sorry past came from
President Goodluck Jonathan himself in late
March when he restated his intention to end the
controversial subsidy on petrol. Though he did
not announce a definite date, he said the
subsidy removal - the official euphemism for
price increases - would be preceded by "wide
consultation." The howls of protest from labour
leaders elicited a clarification from the
Presidency that increases would not be
implemented immediately.
If the government's line should be bought, the
almost N1trillion earmarked for subsidy in a
national budget of N4.9 trillion is certainly
unsustainable. The N888 billion voted for it in
2012 was followed with a supplementary vote
of N162 billion. Nigerians and a bemused world
audience are still reeling from the spectacular
unauthorised drawdown of about N2.3 trillion
from the national treasury in 2011 when only
N248 billion was budgeted for subsidy.
Considering that the Federal Government's
capital budget for this year is N1.5 trillion, the
recklessness implied in the petrol subsidy is
palpable. We cannot continue with this
profligacy. It was revealed in January that the
state-owned Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation had borrowed $1.5 billion to
finance petroleum products importation. Yet,
this is a company that preside over the
production of an average of 2.4 million barrels
of crude oil per day that makes Nigeria the
world's sixth largest oil producer.
From 1986, the government has implemented
numerous "subsidy removals" that have moved
the pump head price of premium motor spirit
(petrol) from 20 kobo per litre to its current
price of N97 per litre. Each new price increase
has been accompanied by claims from the
government that it would free the money spent
on subsidising fuel prices to fund critical
infrastructure, attract investors to build
refineries and boost the economy. But the
reverse has always been the case. Whereas
there has been an astronomical increase in
petrol prices since 1986, unemployment has
risen from a single digit to over 21 per cent
across the board and over 40 per cent among
graduates of tertiary educational institutions.
Within the same period, Nigeria has lost her
self-sufficiency in refined petroleum products
to rely on over 70 per cent imports to meet
domestic demand. No new refinery has been
built by private investors to add to or replace
the four moribund state-owned ones in Warri,
Port Harcourt and Kaduna. Only one private
refinery is under way, though beset by delays,
cost overrun and bureaucratic encumbrance.
Jonathan has obviously bought the deceitful
argument that "total" subsidy removal will
magically attract investors into refining, a
fallacy that fails to factor in the prevailing
restrictive regulatory framework that confers
awesome power on the corrupt, and inefficient
NNPC and on the Petroleum Resources
Minister. Nor do our policymakers seem to
remember that capital goes to where it is safe.
No investor will move in here as long as the
NNPC enjoys its current sway and the
government continues to prove itself as
incapable of guaranteeing the safety of
investments and of the people. To attract
investment to the downstream, the Presidency
and the National Assembly should overcome
their endless bickering and plots of vested
interests and pass the Petroleum Industry Bill
in its original form to spell out the rules for all
stakeholders in the oil and gas sector.
There is, of course, no end to price increases
until we refine our crude oil locally, since oil
market prices are volatile. Each price increase
leads to inflation and higher production cost,
squeezes lending and provokes job losses that
have created an unemployment time bomb.
Local self-sufficiency will however, enable the
government to sell crude directly at
concessional prices to local refiners when crude
prices rise, facilitate the maximisation of end
products derivable from hydrocarbons and
make Nigeria a net exporter of both crude and
refined petroleum products. The savings will be
enormous. What should engage the energy of
the President and his economic team is an
emergency programme to achieve refining self-
sufficiency in a remarkably short time through
granting extraordinary incentives to private
investors.
Continuing to hold on to the four refineries, for
which the NNPC is borrowing another $1.6
billion for corruption-driven turnaround
maintenance, is a cruel disservice to the nation.
The refineries can, and should, be sold as they
are within six months to investors who should
then be given tax holidays and other incentives
and be made to enter firm agreements to
plough money, expertise and equipment into
their acquisitions. As long as we fail to achieve
self-sufficiency in refined petroleum products,
the country is condemned to the vicious cycle of
frequent price increases and the concomitant
negative effects of these on the economy and
the public treasury.

Braid I must sincerely felt your passion and the best advise am to give had acidosis said.



OR better still fire him into prayers have seen people done such and were successful with it.

Make one man no kukuma spoil what you have been struggling for since the past 4 years
I hoped you give us your feedback.

This don't work for ajepako girls o
Believe me. Technology are moving and Nigerian ladies are following the thread .

Nigeria I hail thee!

Like as if you brought them out of my mind, believe me I never once focus more on my course because i always feel exams is not the truth test of someone knowledge . I just love books. And probably my vocabulary had been the receiving part of it . However human mind ain't equal no exams; no books for some unserious. And finally why I hate exams is just my mind could not just cram book the worst case have done was to explain them higher than the lecturer actual meaning , and my department lecturer are books worm ,they care less in the gagbagantic you write cos they don't understand.....
Am just happy scoring 50 because I must have understand the course more than any other one else ...
That just WHO AM I

So its 3 year I was writing government waec when I hear about his death...however I still remain bemused of the circumstance surronding his death

Shhhh
Illuminati told him to do so.....
Naija and rumour(es)