₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
Lwkmd!


Xori I shudnt laff


No vex o! Na for parlor u de straff ur wife ni



Diz can really b embarrassin eh U shud talk to him abt sex, I think it will help in easing d tension.



Teach him about reproduction too

Kazrem:
Guy you funny o. No one has answer to your question I suppose. Meanwhile you are not alone in the not yet to be released results. A friend hasn't seen any of his 6 courses. Was it the second chance exam that you did?

fhranchez:
hello guys I have not seen my result of my e exam for last semester...... hope all is well

misspicy:
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This is the answer on every girls lips,so niggaz keep ur fvcking money to yourselves,spend it on your families and h**s,use it to attain success....not coming to spew trash on nairaland....



Besides all this school boys, corpers and job seekers wey dey Nairaland so,how much money do you af that y'all claiming you spend on girls,your parents are still giving you money yet you will claim you are giving girls money,please how much is your allowance sef


And Op expect this thread on FP anytym.from now
Lalasticlala loves my posts

Aisha95:
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

Aisha95:
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

tpiander:
sounds like bbog

tpiander:
sounds like bbog

Piuscrown:
But not always proud of it just lately i got this reply frm a lady i put all my effort 2 hve "you almost had me but u fumbled so bad 4 u how can u call urself a uni guy when u cant even approach a lady u jst gat to work on urself"

i always got pissed off when they play their hard 2 get kind of game i wish they stop that. at least if i dont want u i won't come 2 u na why den playing hard on me 2 knw if i wnt u

LaurelP:
Every guy knows that its not an easy feat to successfully approach and woo a lady. Even the most confident of guys usually need to "gather morale" before doing the needful.

This could stem from the fact that you don't know what the outcome of the action you're about taking might be.

Another reason is the fear of rejection, nobody wants to feel ridiculed or like a looser sort of. We are all created with a sense of self worth and we crave for respect and regard which is normal.

However, society has made it look like a guy who cannot approach a lady is not a "real man". Such a guy is mocked by friends, relatives and even the female folk. As a result of this utter mockery and in order to live up to the expectation of the society, guys come up with some funny excuses to defend themselves and also to remove their mind from trying to approach ladies.

Below are some of the excuses guys give themselves and others for their inability to approach women.


1) Naija girls are gold diggers: I'm sure you've heard or read many guys make such comments. They be like "Naija girls too like money jare, if you no get money forget am!" The truth is that this is not a valid excuse at all. No matter your level of economic power, there is always a woman out there who will accept you the way you are. you don't need to have money to find love anywhere, besides I know some really poor guys dating rich chicks and even eating from them sef. What you need more is self confidence and social skills.


2) I Don't Have Time for Girls Now: I hear this all the time and all I see is a guy who is frustrated about his inability to successfully woo a woman. I mean is there any such thing as a separate time you need to have for a woman? Lolz... Guys please enlighten me on what it means to have time for women. U ask a guy "What of your girlfriend?". He goes like "Which girlfriend, I don't have their time oo". When I hear this I just laugh!

3) Girls are a Distraction: For real? You that has been jobless for 5 years after graduation, how is it a girl's fault? It is you that is a distraction to yourself not girls. How come all these footballers, musicians, entertainers, bankers, doctors, oil guys that I see change chicks like wrapper don't get distracted, na u come dey get distracted. My guy forget excuse and do the needful.

4) Women bring Badluck: Lols... I don't even know what to say about this one. You hear guys say that if you want to make it in life, forget women. Funny thing is, they can't! The more they try, the more they fail. Men and women have been created to 'complete' each other so my guy, unless you're gay.....

5) She's too Pompous/disrespectful: No my guy, you're too timid, that's the truth. You have the right to woo any woman you like, she has the right to agree or disagree. Don't give away your right, exercise it!
Btw, research has shown that ladies who seem too pompous are usually much easier to convince than guys tend to think.

6) I can't Satisfy her Sexually: Most guys won't voice out this excuse at all, only to very close friends if he's the very open type. This however is not a valid excuse. How do you know you can't satisfy her? How do you even know she's after sex? Must you Bleep every girl you date? Enough said jareh...

7) I Prefer Foreign Women to Nigerian: All na wash! So of all the millions of women in Naija, you can't find a suitable one for yourself, na for foreign land you go see am? My guy, your problem no be Naija women, your problem is internal. Search yourself and tell urself the truth!

No Responsible Woman Anymore: If I hear! Maybe you want a Mary magdalene or virgin Mary. Guy, if na responsible woman be your excuse, why not enter Deeper life, Jehova Witness, mountain of Fire and the various mosques and look for them? Why look for responsible women at Allen Junction? Mtcheeew...

9) I Prefer to Roll With my Fellow Guys: You be gay? Yes its good to have a good rapport with fellow guys, to have fun and drink with guys with no chick around once in a while. But my guy don't use it as an excuse, because very soon those your guys will start asking you to go and look for a chick. They will soon start laughing at you bro.

10) Complete it.



LaurelP

misspicy:
Lies

thamarvelz:
Well, I should be asking u that cos if u aint a stalker u wouldn't be asking me this bullshi.t and sticking ur nose into a statement that has nufin to do with you

thamarvelz:
Does she really spill trash?? I never knew up till now o... Hehehehehe

SUGARBEE:
Okay another prince in distress

Posts like this makes me feel like bombing people

honourableseyi:
What he is telling you is that; be chill. This semester's TMA is not yet out. When it comes out , you will know or see it on your portal

donbrowser:
Way forward to?

donbrowser:
For last semester closed This semester not yet open