As these cases dey grow for north so, e go affect food supply from north? That's another wahala

watchindelta:
bro like how I take get the residence permit?

I been PM you. Wan ask you 1or 2 about Italo

ValCon888:
Cardiac arrest or Aneurysm. We can't boast of a lot of doctors in this country yet the few that we have are dying at such a critical time.
RIP.

Bro... I wan ask, why we no lift JAMB and Post UTME restrictions and train many many doctors and nurses to the extent we fit to dey export them go US, Canada and Europe? At least them go dey send remittances back to the country. Them fit be our largest export earner.

Wetin you think?

Ddeeda:
They are not audio numbers, my mother is a contact person in one of the LG's, the first thing I did was check her number and it's there.

Bro, wetin be the procedure? Them go collect blood samples for these centers carry go IDH to test? Or these centers get machine to test?

As person wey sabi person wey get info on this whole coro issue, can we get this under control in Lagos? Numbers dey increase everyday...

jacksol:
The Environment Ministry should also weigh in on this.
The heavy smoke and soot from tyre burning pose serious health hazards to nearby homes. A friend complained that every morning, they spend hours cleaning up the soot that settled on everything.
Worse still, they also cough up and blow out thick carbon deposits on their throats and noses.
It's not the tyre burning that protects the neighborhood. We just can't seem to do away with crude ways of doing things.

Guy, you talk am well. The soot dey dirty house. And that smoke no good for body.

But if many people no sabi say burning tire dey bad for body, and e dey spoil road, that means govt no dey do well to inform people for TV, Radio, and through community people about the damages of burning tire.

E get plenty things wey govt need correct:
Pissing for main road
Dispose thrash anyhow
Rickety yellow buses

The work plenty. At least dey go do jingle wey go dey sensitize the people about these things.

Olofin2:
Our first child is 3 months old. Wife had the child through CS. During pregnancy, she stopped intercourse at 7 months. After her delivery, she agreed to sex twice recently after what looks like begging.

I'm planning to stop asking her for sex forever. I'm a playful somebody and she tries to avoid me playing with her.

Is it the childbirth that caused this?

Baba... Life na one kind complicated mess, very difficult to understand.

Excuses, excuses ...eh, she carry pikin 9months, eh.. Na CS cause am... Eh, carry pikin no easy. All na story. That time wey you never marry am or when she never get belle... Na so she go dey whine nyash for you and expect make you nack am even When you hustle go work early mormor and battle go-slow come back house late...tired! You no complain ooo! You go nack am make she happy.

Now she don marry ... She don born pikin... Toto don scarce! She want make you beg...something we una two suppose to dey enjoy. Them want make you call pastor for counseling... Make your village people come meeting. Wetin you go tell them, "eh..my wife no give me toto." That one na talk?

Abeg... Make she hold her thing. You ..you hold your thing. Anytime when she give you chop, chop clean mouth. If she no give you.. Go iya sikira shop collect one bottle of cold Gulder take chill body. If aboki dey corner.. add suya join am. My brotha na marriage be that... You can't kill yourself.

Inside Life

rusher14:


I often get incensed when I read stuff like this.

Can you as a Nigerian claim to be half as productive as a Korean?

On what basis then do you wish to compare your 3rd world environment with theirs?

They've been producing things that you wish to acquire for years.

Rather than concentrating on finding solutions the Nigerian youth is more concerned about politics or conspiracy theories.

By the way, your country of 200 million cannot achieve much with 2.5 million barrels of oil.

You as an individual must take charge of the situation and produce something whether for your local community or for export.

Wetin dey tire me for Nairaland be say person wey no know person go just come quote you and come begin to dey argue wetin no get head.

"Whether I dey half as productive pass Korean person"

I no even know how I want take dey answer your question. Na for where I talk say I dey productive pass Korean man?

Una just like unnecessary wahala. Shey make me and you dey do royal rumble on top Nairaland.

Just a hint: from Mokdong to itaewon down to Pohang... I don walker walker Koko (korea). As old boy for the game... We rock itaewon when Emma get Flex club and when Twilight zone dey reign... Any old boy wey done chop rice n sauce for Ajuma Half Chicken down itaewon.

Even before them build Incheon Airport, na we be the early guys wey been dey fly enter Korea through Kimpo Airport.

Abeg..here na faceless forum. Respect everyone... Mind your own. If the topic no interest you ... Jump an pass. All these stupid arguments are just plain childish. I no go follow you argue!

Nigerian Money (naira) don go up against American money (dollar) by
exchanging at N383 to the dollar,
stronger than N385 wey e been dey for the last trading session. This one be the first time our money go up pass dollar since late March.

Read the remaining for this link:

https://nairametrics.com/2020/04/15/naira-gains-on-the-dollar-for-the-first-time-since-march/

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I dey pray make naira strong small... The small change wey I dey take hustle don scatter finish. Aboki for my side dey sell 415. I go print this news go show say dollar don dey go down :-)

That means this lockdown no go get end!

Erediauwa:
This is a well organized country...

Would love to visit the beautiful city of Seoul...

South Korea and Netherlands, I find them fascinating.

If say we dey copy technology from this kind country e for make sense well.

Train dey underground, under buildings, under main road. The interesting thing be say when the tunnel underground them no dey destroy any building for up. Koko technology no be here!

But funny thing... As there neighbor North Korea poor reach them still get underground subway while we we wey get "oyel" money never finish okokomaiko to Orile

southniyikaye:
call this no tell him you were directed from nairaland.
0803 601 5704
City and guide is the only place I know they teach tig and mig, what is generally practiced in Nigeria is arc welding and it little or of no use oversea, you can Google that fact

Abeg, anyway person fit study electronics?

charles009:


Why u wan know?

Lol... I wan to pump water too when boys show for my gate. I get very long water hose but no pressure.

charles009:
When people were busy stocking up food and others.
I spent over 270k to acquire a pump. I have been repelling robbers since beginning of this week in the compound. I have a wife and two daughters and I am particularly concerned about them.
You guys need to man up and protect yourselves.

Bro, where them dey sell that "water" pump? The water fit dey pour automatically? How long you fit run the water?

EmekaBlue:
But they were collecting money and didn't specify clearly. But actually its a representative company i already have a nigerian one...they just wicked man

No, nah! Nobody dey do WOFE. With REP you go get one red book like that wey go carry your passport photo and them go give you work Visa. Guys for street for let you know. You just dash them money....

If you cancel the application, them no go refund the money? That money do you start something good for 9ja.

Prettiepearlz:

Yes, you can apply for express entry with a Bsc just that it wouldnt give you as much point like having a masters, and if peradventure you have a ND or HND before going to the university, even great! With that you can claim two or more certificates, but I am afraid age is no longer on your side, but depending on your work experience, if it is currently in demand from one of the provinces, you may be lucky to get a provincial nomination from one of the provinces which gets you additional 600 points to whatever you have, making ITA faster. Also if your wife is younger and she has a degree, she can be the primary applicant while you will be the accompanying spouse. Even if you two are now old, you can try the provincial nomination route which among the remaining options you have is the easiest or if any of you have time, you can learn french, take the french exam to boost your chances with Federal Skilled Worker route. Why not just read about the program then see if its something you feel you want to try?

Many thanks. I go try look into am especially that province own.

Thanks

EmekaBlue:
i tried to register a WOFE(Wholly Owned Foreign Enterprise) company...i followed all the right channel,paid the charge of 10k usd and other miscellaneous and even rented an office space in shanghai, na so dem begin delay my company paper approval and stamp for no concrete reason


money wey i suffer for 6years in China....just burn like that...i had to return home because i couldn't pay house rent or anything again

Guy, na Representative office of a Nigerian (foreign) company them dey register. Boys for there no tell you?

Between 2002 to 2008, e been dey easy to do Rep office. But now them done close that route.

kevwemanuel:
If your wife has the educational and work experience, she can try the canada express entry route. That should well suite your status. Or you can consider your wife giving birth in Brazil, she and your nuclear family will become Braziliab citizens. You can check out Canadian and Brazilian threads on this travel section for more details.[q1uote author=fid4fid post=88241923]

Abeg make una no quarrel. Everybody dey right.

Na just residence I need. If house for there no too cost, I fit buy make pikin and Iyawo dey.

Express entry fit work for Bsc holder? I be old boy forget all this broken English... I don dey forty something.

I don buy UAE residence before for 2016... That one na investor for Ajman Freezone for about 2mill. But that place no be am at all. School just be like where you dey India.. 9ja private school better.

Just want place where pikin go dey go school. Iyawo fit dey take care. Me go dey send money from here. Me fit visit once in 6 months as shipping work permit me.

Anyway who sabi make him throw in idea.

Abeg Who get this thread NO VEX. I no wan derail your thread Abeg.

Chief I hail o! How your side? Thanks for advice.

Master... I don born finish Abeg.. I can't kill myself. The pikin wey I get due me.

My iyawo na BA (English). She too don dagba ...forty something! That one go hard for express entry..

Wetin you think?

Prettiepearlz:

No, you take your time to read and understand before quoting me! The guy asked where someone who earns money can get residency, he said he would have tried investors visa but his money isnt enough, however he wants a country where he can get permanent residency with what he has. He needs a permanent residency mainly for the purpose of his wife and kids settling, while he visits occasionally to check on his wife and kids. Fid4fid, isnt that what you meant? Correct me if I am wrong

And Mr. who told you that you can't finish canada express entry in 2 years? Don't say what you know nothing about! Don't! The standard processing time for express entry after getting ITA is 6 months, It may gets longer if your case is being handled by visa offices that have lots of application or your case is peculiar and additional check is needed to be done to verify what you stated in your applications and the documents provided, or some other unforeseen circumstances. And also it may be faster for you, it depends on your situation. My friend got hers in less than three months after getting ITA. Read up my friend! Read up! Stop reading to comment and discredit what you haven't read shit about. No migration is easy to get without waiting time except the visiting visa some of you clamor for to use to "japa" in Nairaland term thereby making it difficult for genuine visitors to get the visa. Read about the express entry, we never can tell, it may be your way out of Nigeria if you have intentions to leave. Peace. Ednut1 please explain to this guy, maybe he would understand you, I honestly don't have the strength jare

Abeg make una no quarrel. Everybody dey right.

Na just residence I need. If house for there no too cost, I fit buy make pikin and Iyawo dey.

Express entry fit work for Bsc holder? I be old boy forget all this broken English... I don dey forty something.

I don buy UAE residence before for 2016... That one na investor for Ajman Freezone for about 2mill. But that place no be am at all. School just be like where you dey India.. 9ja private school better.

Just want place where pikin go dey go school. Iyawo fit dey take care. Me go dey send money from here. Me fit visit once in 6 months as shipping work permit me.

Anyway who sabi make him throw in idea.

Abeg Who get this thread NO VEX. I no wan derail your thread Abeg.

Tankunland:
.

AJ, I fit connect you to importer wey go dey give you complete CCTV Kit 4Cam/500GB or 8Cam/1TB. I go fit surety for you. If you get job, him go release complete kit for you to go instal. After installation you pay am.

The price go be at wholesale price even if na one piece you wan collect from warehouse. I go surety for you.

Judybash93:


Guangzhou has the highest number of Africans residing in China.
I'm currently not in Guangzhou but the information reaching me is that they're targeting Africans because of a rumour that started online. So, quarantine o or no quarantine, you gatz get out as far as you're an African.

I'm in another city. I don't know where my fate lies but i hope it doesn't get to that point here.

Well, they can leave if they have the visa to enter another country. If not, they'll either have to stay or return to their home country and Nigeria isn't an option for the Nigerians out there atm.

Na true sey them China people dey discriminate against dudu for there? How una come dey take walker for road?

I dey see some 9ja guys for Lagos wey dey marry them girls..

But e be like sey 9ja dey do them well. Them get some big hotels and restaurant for Ikeja.

Judybash93:

Guy, shey na the people wey finish quarantine them kick comot from hotel abi na every 9ja person including people wey get residence rent house?

Hope sey the kickout no affect you?

Why them no fit from there enter better country?

Abeg anybody for here fit teach how fix simple electronic circuits, power boards for blenders?

Any thread dey nairaland for DIY electronics?

Abeg make una relate Abeg

Chiggsglover
That €30000 na monthly? The money long na!
9ja peeps plenty for Irisho? hope say them never dey see us with bad eye?
Sey e easy to collect visa from there go another country?

Chiggsglover:

By getting a full time job that pay €30000 or by marriage, choose thou wisely.

E hard o! To get €30k full time work easy for there?

justwise:


Honestly the way people talking about making it abroad with any visa type surprises me.

Justwise, you sabi this immigration runs well. Make I ask you which country person wey dey see better bar for 9ja fit get residence? My money no reach for investor visa. Any other route? One senior man dey tell me do masters for yonder so.

No be say I want stay there. Just want get 1 leg in, and also dey do my contract for 9ja. I dey reason am for pikin and iyawo.

Show me way!

Chiggsglover:

Guy, how guys dey take get residency for there after they study finish?

@ ICaSNg

Any pathway to residency after studies?