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|Romance / Re: Ibrahim Husseina, Is She A Scammer Or She's Real? by Fidecoo(m): 9:49am On Mar 21|
Try get her address in makurdi and send it to me.
I was also willing to help,
But I am still not truly convinced by her stories.
Every part of mkd is within my reach.
|Romance / Re: The Amount Of Money I Withdrew This Morning For Love (picture) by Fidecoo(m): 6:13pm On Mar 20|
Small pikin wey never start market,don
begin say gain want kill am.
You want to show off, abi??
(Shaking my head for you)
|Romance / Re: Female Simps Get In Here by Fidecoo(m): 11:51pm On Jan 31|
Oya clap for yourself!!
|Romance / Re: Evil That Men Do : How Desperation Made Woman Snatch My 42 Year Old Spouse - _UK by Fidecoo(m): 5:55pm On Jan 04|
This matter strong ooo!!
|Romance / Re: Reply As His Friend by Fidecoo(m): 7:21am On Dec 19, 2020|
She wants to use the not having a charger as excuse to spend time with another .
Because, girls I know for sure won't spend days without phone
|Romance / Re: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by Fidecoo(m): 6:31am On Dec 19, 2020|
you can say that again!!.
|Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Fidecoo(m): 7:28am On Nov 27, 2020|
Chei, honestly you are really small ooo!!.
Mtchewww!!. If only you know what is bothering us in this country .
|Romance / Re: Me And Babymama, How Its Started by Fidecoo(m): 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2020|
You just understand sharp sharp
|Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Sends Lady He Has Never Met Lady N300k After She Tweeted “abuja” by Fidecoo(m): 9:29am On Nov 21, 2020|
No be chidinma, wey live for highlevel be this??
|Romance / Re: Worst Biscuit by Fidecoo(m): 11:17pm On Nov 20, 2020|
|Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Fidecoo(m): 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2020|
I sure say na female snake.
Because of their love for money.
Make una no mind me ooo!!,
Na just my observation and opinion oo
|Romance / Re: Worst Biscuit by Fidecoo(m): 8:52am On Oct 23, 2020|
You want hungry to kill me, abi? ?
|Properties / Re: NERC: A Landlord's outstanding Electricity Bills Cannot Be Enforced On A Tenant by Fidecoo(m): 11:24pm On Sep 25, 2020|
[quote author=Ecne post=94010113]
You mean you didn't add utility bills in your due diligence checks before paying for the house you claim to buy?
Well, just get in touch with the Agent with a legal action.
It's not too late.[/quote,
Where do I even have that time and strength.
For legal stress.
|Politics / Re: INEC Declares Obaseki Winner Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 by Fidecoo(m): 2:55pm On Sep 20, 2020|
Yes oooooo! !!!!
EDO NO BE LAGOS OOOO!!
|Properties / Re: NERC: A Landlord's outstanding Electricity Bills Cannot Be Enforced On A Tenant by Fidecoo(m): 6:24am On Sep 17, 2020|
[quote author=GloShare post=94004181]Nonsense tweet.
Is there anyone who would normally inherit another person's bill?
Maybe Ozo would. Not me.
If NERC wants to show that they are working, they should focus on more relevant matters.
This particular matter is DOA. Only applies to dumb people.[/quote,
My dear they want to force it on me ooo.
I bought a house ,and the previous owner is owing JEDC.
Now they are insisting I clear it up since they assume I am capable.
|Romance / Re: What Can We Call This? by Fidecoo(m): 11:42pm On Sep 06, 2020|
I just dey flabbergasted! !
|Romance / Re: An Obnoxious Cultural Practice Is About To Tear Our Relationship Apart by Fidecoo(m): 11:06pm On Sep 06, 2020|
Give to Ceasar, what belongs to Ceasar! !.
It's their daughter (from that community)you are getting married to and not your daughter.
So respect their customs & traditions since you want to take 1 of their own!!.
Hand wey carry himself go palm oil,
Na him palm oil go stain.
Unless if you are been force to marry her ,
Which is never to late to back off.
My little advice and opinion, sha
|Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Fidecoo(m): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2020|
[quote author=fati2001 post=93431314]I need a boy friend
with this body shape, not to big.. not to small. [/quote,
|Romance / Re: How A Nigerian Super Star Proposed To His Fiancee At The Middle Of A Main Road by Fidecoo(m): 11:12am On Aug 16, 2020|
See as some guys dey take fall our hands ooo.
Na by force or must.
Public stupidity at it highest!!.
|Romance / Re: She Said I Gave Up Too Quick. by Fidecoo(m): 6:44am On Aug 03, 2020|
|Crime / Re: I Raped A Mad Woman Some Years Back by Fidecoo(m): 7:52am On Jun 06, 2020|
|Crime / Re: I Raped A Mad Woman Some Years Back by Fidecoo(m): 7:50am On Jun 06, 2020|
[quote author=Scaredd post=90360592]I want to confess something that has been hidden with me and my victim.
Alright, rape has been trending for while now, a very bad act that should never be condoned by every reasonable person. Well, many of us are guilty of rape and I'm one of the rapist (I regret my actions).
Okay, back in 2005, I was in SS2 and 17yrs then. I was loved by many because of my hardworking attitude and gentleness, but unknown to those who saw me as very innocent, I was a catastrophe waiting to happen.
I lived with my aunt, she loved me and wanted all the best for me (may her soul rest in peace). She stopped friends from coming to see me because she felt they will corrupt. I was very innocent and obedient. I did all my chores without being told and the accolades were so numerous.
I never reasoned sex, but @ 17 I wanted to test the forbidden fruit. I was top of my class in a boys only school, but attended lesson with girls who just loved and flucked around me. I would never toasted any of them, I lacked every courage to speak to my fellow guys not to talk of the girls. It was pathetic, but that was my messy personality. I was extremely shy in public.
So towards my final year in 2006 (18yrs), the urge for sex was so strong, I wish I remained ashwagandhathe darling loved by many.
The bubble was going to burst sometime in January 2006 when stumbled upon a mentally deranged woman that stays around my area. She'd appear almost normal, but neighbours knew she was not okay upstairs.
"I will Bleep this woman" was the taught that came to me. "No! Mad woman! God forbid! What if she bite me?" was all my initial reactions. But then the taught never went away, it became stronger.
How can you have sex with this kind of woman? Mad woman? Played endlessly in my mind.
Then, during the 2006 world cup, a neighbour (guy) who came back from Maidugiri left their house to no where while a match was going on. No one noticed not until after the match when we began looking for the guy. He'd ran mad just like the sister and junior brother (they said madness runs in the family). Was it witchcraft or genetical disorder? I didn't know.
We searched for this guy the whole night in every nook and cranny, all to no avail. Our search then took us to were the mentally deranged woman was staying and we saw someone take to his heels upon sighting us, we chased after him, but didn't get him. The search party confirmed the guy came to sleep with the mad lady as her cloths were off. The guy was lucky, he would have seen hell that day.
Meanwhile, seeing that I wasn't the only pervert, I felt like "Wow! I'm going to Bleep this woman afterall. The world cup ended and having sex with her became my main mission.
I eventually sneaked in upon her, "who's that? She said", I hid and kept quite. My heart was beating so fast. "who is that? She said again and again" I was approaching gradually behind the hidden space. The next move, I grabbed her, she shouted No! Leave me! I pinned her hands strongly to the floor. Dragging continued for few minutes and she was calm. I removed my dick, it was hard like iron. I penetrated her and went rough, she begged me to take it easy. I continued slowly and in few minutes I came. My eyes were opened, "what did I just do?" Was the first question that greeted me. I rushed home before my absence became noticeable.
2 weeks later, I came back again to satisfy my unquenchable desire. This time it was with no dragging. I continued, sometimes we dragged and I raped her not once, twice, thrice, I can't count. In one of the occasions, she cursed me, "it will never be well with you".
I regretted my actions over and over, but I cannot turn back the hands of time. I went to that same area in 2015 to look for this woman, I found her, she was still like that, very quite. Begged her for forgiveness and dashed her some money. She was happy and said she has forgiven me. Went back again 6 months later with some gifts, but didn't find her.
Well, in my opinion, those who rape are the biggest cowards looking for the weak or easy catch (mostly incest). I hate myself everytime I remember how a sweet boy become a terror overnight, but then I can't take back my actions.
I've turned a new leave, and never raped anyone again despite my sexcapade with many women. [/quote,
I am damn so speechless.
|Romance / Re: Why Do Men Love Breast More Than Brains - Fine Lagos Babe (photos) by Fidecoo(m): 7:20pm On May 05, 2020|
Where the breast dey sef? ?
|Romance / Re: What Special About Big Bumbum-men by Fidecoo(m): 9:16am On Apr 30, 2020|
|Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Crossword Quiz 2 by Fidecoo(m): 11:24pm On Apr 28, 2020|
|Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour? by Fidecoo(m): 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2020|
Let me just chip in a little on this.
I doubt you to some limits.
Especially when the crush lives his/her life with full originality and only prone to positive changes which still makes him/her more attractive to the crusher.
Saying from experience. (Got even my blood relatives wishing If only I wasn't a brother).
Don't mind the English ooo!!,
These days nairaland active members prefer scrutinizing the "English words written" than the actual message your sentence is suppose to carry/deliver.
|Romance / Re: Loving This Write Up So Let Me Share .. by Fidecoo(m): 9:10am On Apr 11, 2020|
[quote author=lillyontop post=88316476]KUDOS TO MEN.
1st time , someone has written something good for men also..... !!
Ⓜ Who is a MAN❓
❗A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.
❗He sacrifices his chocolates� for his sister.
❗He sacrifices his dreams �for just a smile on his parents' face.
❗He spends his entire pocket money� on buyng gifts� for the lady � he loves� just to see her smiling
❗He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children� by working late at night without any complaint.
❗He builds �their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
❗He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
❗His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.�
If he goes out, then he's careless ❓
If he stays at home, then he's a lazy❓
If he scolds children, then he's a monster ❓
If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy❓
If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy❓
If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings ❓
If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy❓
If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave❓
�Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
�Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
HAPPY MEN'S DAY"❗❗❗
Which never comes..���
|Crime / Re: Hungry Oke-Odo Residents Raid Chairman's Office, Cart Away Relief Materials by Fidecoo(m): 10:45pm On Apr 07, 2020|
Today it's a chairman'soffice,
Very soon their houses will be the next targets.
Part 2 loading !!
|Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Release Of 70,000 Metric Tonnes Of Grains To The Vulnerable by Fidecoo(m): 8:08pm On Apr 01, 2020|
[quote author=valentineuwakwe post=87996963]This will not go anywhere, share money and pay workers advance salaries and wages.....is it only grains man will chop, Abeg man must not live by grains alone![/quote,
Brother , make you see grain first b4 you begin make choice.abi, you don't forget say na naija we dey.
Naija government and audio announcement promises 5&6.
|Romance / Re: What's The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Done To Get Noticed By Your Crush. by Fidecoo(m): 6:52pm On Mar 13, 2020|
[quote author=Offpoint post=87375856]Been trying to get her attention, but she was giving attitude.
One afternoon saw her walking towards me from a distance with her friend, when she was block away I stepped out to the gutter and brought out my huge gbola at it full erected length to piss and I was shaking it up down, Up down, left right left right, round rouuuuund.... she saw it and next thing I heard is WOW!
I knew she was impressed.
I'm never been so proud in my life, next evening she called me: Asked her where my number from, she told me from my friend.
To cut the story short, she was the chasing me after that scenery...[/quote,
Haba, oga Linus mba!!
|Romance / Re: Regina Daniel Brags To Empty Shoprite Shoppin Mall As Peter Okoye Throw Challeng by Fidecoo(m): 7:40am On Mar 04, 2020|
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