₦airaland Forum

Laurene:
Are you stewpeed? GTFO my mention.

Hahaha,
Lucky you ,because this 1 na online matter.

Face to face, it will only take a guy with serious balls to tell me, this.

Once again,
lucky you.

olamieseun:
Then who among of them is new if I may ask?

The youths and the poor masses.
We have tasted PDP,

We have tasted Apc.(installing leaders on us)

Let's atleast have something /someone new at the top(federal level).

favor914:
What is the right thing, if I may ask?

The right thing to do is to be honest and be honest in their judgement.

favor914:
pOblivious Obidient, Please Shut up.

All, I wanted was just a new government.
Not recycled, greedy ,old ,sick, wicked and corrupt government.

Anybody I can vote ,so far he is competent and healthy.

Athena6:
So my half brother sold a piece of my father property and I received my share which was 5M, my intention was to use the money to relocate out of naija but seeing as how things are very expensive I decided to pause and wait till next year so as to be able to add to it.
I am working so I dont need to touch the money but I need to invest the money because it sitting in my account will probably just devalue it.
So is there any business I can do and mind you I am planning on something I can easily just withdraw the money when it is time for me to relocate.
Please advice needed

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Just go and open a dollar account,
Keep a close watch on exchange rate and when dollar drops just buy and then deposit it into your dollar account, and leave it till you have decided on what to do.
Believe me bro, you won't lose.
But for any other business, sorry you fit no succeed base on this our current economy situation.

Access bank for over 2months plus have refused to drop my 8M I used as a collateral for a B.G contract with them.

You can always have access to your dom account and use the money anytime you may need or when opportunity calls

Biodun556:
An advert that threatens judges is tantamount to mutiny

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Threatens judges you say,??
because they themselves knows that they are not /won't do the right thing.
If not,
Why should i feel threatened when I know I am and will be doing the right thing.

IconicR:
May God continue to protect them
This man is all Obi ever dreamt of.
Giving hypes and praises to the wrong person who looted a state for complete eight years is what I'll never understand.
If it is jazz obi did on you all then e no work reach my side and the sides of the majority of Nigerians.

Hahaha
O boy na wa for you ooo
Wetin obi ,do you sef.
You just dey carry obi matter for head like gala those days.

Person wey pass you, don pass you fa!!.

Orubebe01:

Son- daughter

Biodun556:
Pls try and aquire more knowledge and make findings

Some people erroneously believe that Nigeria achieve nothing since 1999.

But some states are doing wonderfully well because of good governors they have been having back to back. Such opportunity is absent in a military rule because it is a unitary arrangement where one man dictates for the whole country

Hope you saw what action the government just took now?
Dessolving advertising agency because they approved an advert by masses

Biodun556:
Pls try and aquire more knowledge and make findings

Some people erroneously believe that Nigeria achieve nothing since 1999.

But some states are doing wonderfully well because of good governors they have been having back to back. Such opportunity is absent in a military rule because it is a unitary arrangement where one man dictates for the whole country

Hope you saw what action the government just took now?
Dessolving advertising agency because they approved an advert my masses

IconicR:
I trust Asiwaju to deal with them soon.
That one called Asari is indirectly trying to dent Asiwaju's image and I suspect he secretly works for obi

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Hahaha
No be una people again??

IconicR:
Mynd44 nlfpmod please rush it to front page let them see that work is going on underground.
Asiwaju is truly working, it's just Jonathan and Buhari's mess that brought us where we are.

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I swear, my anger towards you is beginning to grow everyday by day.
What are you really benefiting from this government, pls??

Like serious
Brief me small abeg.
Because all I am seeing is just an evil,wicked selfish and self compensating /self centered /self enriching government.

fuckJones:
In 1993, some morons was promised that, Abacha will seize power, rule for 3 months and handover to Chief MKO Abiola, the presumed Winner of June 12, 1993 Presidential Election.

As soon as Gen Abacha seized power, he invited late Oba Sijuade, the Oni of Ife, and many other prominent traditional rulers to Aso Rock for a meeting, after their close door meeting, the Oba addressed Nigerians and said I think the man is making sense, let’s give him a chance.
Thereafter, Abacha invited Chief MKO Abiola and other Pro Democracy Groups, President BAT was on that entourage.

No one expected what was coming, after few weeks of taking over power, Abacha appointed Alhaji Babagana Kingibe, and Ebenezer Babatope into his cabinet.
I remember pressmen asking Alhaji Babagana Kingibe if he has abandoned Chief MKO Abiola and his their mandate, I also remembered Alhaji Babagana Kingibe replied the press, and said did I joined politics because of Chief MKO Abiola, meaning I have moved On.

I know why I am writing this post, I want to remind Obidients who weren’t born then that no sane person will trust the Military with power no matter how bad the situation may seem.

In 2007, PDP conducted the worst election in the history of Nigeria under former President Olusegun Obasanjo, Buhari won that election and the whole world knew it including EUROPEAN Union Election Monitoring.
Buhari pursued his case up till the Supreme Court, and unfortunately Chief Chuba Okadigbo his running mate was tear-gassed at Eagle Square which led to his death, heaven didn’t fall and Nigerians never invited the military to seize power.
Late Yar’adua the beneficiary of that terrible election told the whole world that the election that brought him to power was rigged, the Chief umpire of that election was Professor Maurice Iwu, an Igboman from Imo state South East Nigeria, he is still alive today.
It is easy to invite the Military to power, but extremely difficult to remove them from power.

How did the agreement between the politicians who invited Abacha to seize power ended, Chief MKO Abiola paid with his own life, I am sure they never envisaged it will end that way.
Before you mortgage your emotions inviting the military to take over power, remember that you don’t dare dine with the devil, not even with long spoon.

Let’s behave ourselves in Nigeria.

A word is enough for the wise child.

Can you compare the standard of living of then and now??

Let me highlight some of my little views:-

Then, all you just need is get qualifications and you select from available job(s)/employment.

Abacha stole money yes ,but can that be compared to today's stealing that our politicians are doing,


Then, you can count how many people stole from government purse, but today almost all our elected and rigged elected leaders are thieves.


Let me just stop here for now.
And just like I said above,
These are my personal views ooo.
And I really stand to be corrected though.

lightwind:
Hello, I have this problem i have been experiencing for long time now it's been bordering me so much. The problem is each time i have sex with a girl and if i pour inside the girl and when i bring my thing come out the whole sperm will come out with my thing like follow after few seconds. I don't know why it is always like that each time i have sex.
My question is why can't the sperm remain inside her thing. Because i want to impregnate one girl.

Please move to frontpage

Pls try to go and do an SFA test in a very good lab to check the activeness(motility ) of your sperm.
Pls, take this advice seriously to help you ascertain your future hope and chances of the possibility for you to pregnant a woman.

Laurene:
Since you began prostitution, you don blow?

You people should learn to have courtesy na.
For the fact that we met online doesn't give us the liberty to write out words without giving thoughts and it effects.


Personally, I pick offense for this your quote.
It's too raw and offending.

Rokiat:
Beautiful family. How’s your
Musical career going? You suppose blow by now.

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Hahaha
1 of our those days member, spotted.

There use to be a time when almost everyday and hour in nairaland must be catching clout for Airforce 1".

I no even come dey hear of E money again from this guy.

Hmmmmm
See how responsibility turn guy man to responsible fellow now.

"AwON TOO LATE TO FAIL FELLOWS".

IconicR:
He was just being transparent but trust Nigerians to come for his head because of their natural hatred for successful men and women.

My dear,
What is it that you people enjoy or get in trying to support what you see and know that is bad or evil.
All most all our law makers are rich and have gathered more to themselves and yet they are still gathering even at the detriment of the poor masses.
But, how much have they given as stipends to the poor masses in seriously need of such assistance?

Even you supporting this their actions, how much stipends have you been given so far or don't you think the masses deserve palliatives too.

Kelvin2022:
Good morning guys please I need your comment on this matter and friend of mine called me and told me he had a problem in his compound. It all started when he was fetching water and one his neighbor was not around so he decided to fill her own because the ta water connected to their compound is free. And the neighbor is a woman and at times other neighbors do fill her cans and drum for her when water is running. So this day as he fill her own one of the tenants told him that his Landlord told her to stop filling the woman's can until she buy the drink for him. The guy was surprised the next day he told the woman what the girl told him and the woman met his landlord to know why but he said he didn't say so. The landlord was angry with the guy for telling the woman when he heard that instead of telling him to know the reason. He gave him quick notice. Did the guy did wrong by telling the woman.

Quit or
quick notice??

Dcass:
I have tried everything to buy my sewing machine but nothing work am only able to raise 10k out of 90k plus but no problem I believe I will do anything to feed my baby and myself but only God know why he took my husband and left me with the whole responsible.

God knows I have worked begged and even done things just to be able to raise money for my sewing machine but I still didn't work and I don't have anybody.
I hope am not committing a sin because am doing this for my child and after doing it if I can raise 90k I will stop and start working.

If any can borrow me I will be greatful and it will save me



Matured mind please.

Hmmmmm
Mama Di mama
I hail ooo

siofra:
I hate men, but I will Bleep them and chop their money ☺️

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Hahaha ,
You hate bees and like honey.
Ok ooo.
Pls, keep it up.

Laughnow419:
The gen is in 100% working condition...
You can bring any mechanic in the world to check no faults. The engine has not been changed before.
On jiji another seller is selling a neater in appearance of this model for 140k.

But this might not be neat in appearance but it can do what the neat one can do. Except you want to keep the gen inside your room to show your visitors.

Location Port Harcourt
Price 40k
Pictures below

Hope una dey see the op name ba??

opizu:
Good day my bosses here.
Pls I need sincere and best advice...
Am really heartbroken right now 😢😭
Pls kindly give me advice sir
I use whatsapp web clone app to monitor my girlfriend whatsapp chat
Ever since on Saturday have been seeing her chat with a guy who always go and meet her
I just pretend I don't know what's going on... we chat normal but am really deep sad down my hearr.
Today we schedule an appointment to see and the guy also does....

I waited for hours and my babe did not show up... Later I called and she lies that her phone battery was down that she want to charge
I got really angry and I just gave her the drugs I bought for her and left angrily
Ever since then she has been calling and chatting to apologize
I just said ok.. no prob
But while checking the clone app ... I see she was thanking the guy for visiting her 😢😭😭
Boss, pls advise me, I really love this girl
She even pin my chat at up. She didn't save the guy number, That's why I don't know the guys name.
Am really heartbroken 😭😢

Another Mr Simpson spotted .

Holyone1:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to cook something to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Faith
First Bank

Chairman, you no dey tire
Abi, dem do am put for your body

Kokorokomaster1:
I have a girlfriend that Clam that she love me, but she has a bestie, she says that she is not dating her bestie, but she used her bestie picture to do her wallpaper in her phone, her bestie used to call her all the time and even send money sometimes when she ask him for money, she always find it hard to come and see, sometimes when she is coming to see me she will say that she is coming with her sister, sometimes when she finally come she will not spend a minute than she will go back home saying that her sister just call her to come and do something for her, sometimes if I complain she will send a screenshot on WhatsApp were boys are telling her if she is single and she will tell that she has a boyfriend, please I want to know who is the boyfriend she is referring to, it's me or her bestie, is she dating me or her bestie because she always ask me for money and to sub her

Chei, God!!.
How I wish say na this kind things be my problem right now enn!!.

I desperately need 10m right now to see me smile again.

kodab:
Hello good fellas on nairaland ,me and dis girl meet last month, although I lie to her I'm single,I told her I don't have a girlfriend so she believes me,so we start our relationship journey , last week we had our first sex although she told me that she's still a virgin and I said okay ,but I was surprised when I dip my fingers into her vagina ,I didn't any blood so I was confused,but she feeling pain badly,so I romance the hell out of her ,I insert my dick but I remove it quickly because I'm not wearing condom,so like 1 week time again ,I had sex with her I didn't Bleep her but it's only kissing sucking nipples and fingering,so yesterday again I just dip my dick but I didn't cum inside her,but today she's now telling me she's feeling dizzy, please what does she mean

Awon shildren of nowadays!!.

ugofulfilled:
Obviously one thing stands out: you lack shame

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And conscience too.

Almiron:
It seems SA want to become history.

I thought they said he won’t be attending the submit. Even the US Courts can’t pass such law.

South Africa dey play 🤣😂

They knew he won’t attend the meeting, I guess that’s why they are gallivanting, of course if he’s going to attend, he will show and return to Russia in one piece. I repeat nobody weda dem born you through p**sy or through surgery fit arrest President Putin.

If you mention me with any stooopid Russia Ukraine war, or mention me at all. I go swear for your papa. If you don’t like my opinion, ignore or choke on it.

But ,make him go south africa first na.

orohbiro:
Nigerians by the time Tinubu is done

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I tot you said we should allow tinubu and be happy with his ruling pattern.

RevenuesBoost:
Happy 30th Birthday to my Pretty Self!!!
🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂
I'm so glad to be alive!!
❣️❣️❣️💃💃💃❣️❣️❣️

Even when men had written me off, they were proven wrong!💯
I welcome myself into another beautiful phase of my life filled with unending joy and happiness.💯
🤝🤝🤝💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️

Thank God for always being there for me, "if God be for me, who can be against me?"
✌️✌️✌️😑😑😑✌️✌️✌️

Thanks so much Babe for the Birthday Gift
The Messiah of Africa (TMOA)
I love you forever and always.
💋💋🥰🥰❣️❣️💗💗❤️❤️

Thanks in advance to all my well wishers, I love you all!
❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

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Men written you off, chei.
What's even you age sef??
(Like how old are you).

Because unless if it is my eyes that is deceiving me or maybe the picture you post ,you never even start life na, and you come dey say men don write you off.

Candidlady:
Could be a friendly visitation


Too many insecured men out there

A friendly invitation in a hotel of all places?
Someone that she said is her boss boyfriend and just told her that he likes her?.

My dear see the real issue here,
She is too cheap and she lacks ego.
She did not only betrayed her man, she has as well betrayed her boss.

So leave insecurity of many men out of this issue,
Madam.