₦airaland Forum

You surprised me ooo.
How will you have 15m and still travel out to even u.k of all country.

I swear, with 15m,I must make over 1m every month here in nigeria and live Large the way I want.

15m. Gives me a 6k cartons loading capacity, which I sell each carton on a net profit margin of 100 naira the lowest and within 3days I must sell everything off.

I am sure to do atleast 3 times turn over within 30days.

There for 600k(profit)x3=1.8m.

Well ,
Wishing you all the best of luck in your endeavours

You surprised me ooo.
How will you have 15m and still travel out to even u.k of all country.

I swear, with 15m,I must make over 1m every month here in nigeria and live Large the way I want.

15m. Gives me a 6k cartons loading capacity, which I sell each carton on a net profit margin of 100 naira the lowest and within 3days I must sell everything off.

I am sure to do atleast 3 times turn over within 3days.

There for 600k(profit)x3=1.8m.

Well ,
Wishing you all the best of luck in your endeavours

Kingsnairaland:
I challenge you to find three things that everyone on earth can agree on..

All of you are ignoring the main terrorist = The United States of America and her puppets (NATO).

They do not blow up one or two buildings, they blow up countries.

They do not kidnap one or two people, they kidnap thousands (Guatemo bay)

They do not kill two or 200 people, they kill thousands to millions of people

They do not steal oil tankers, they steal oil blocs and even a whole country.

They do not belong to one or two terror groups, they create and fund terror groups (Taliban, Isis, al aeda, hamas, boko haram etc).

While you lot are here deceiving yourselves calling small flies terrorists, the main terrorist is out there constantly causing death and misery all over the world.

They steal lands and give to whoever they like.

Only few understand the above..


Israel should find a way to live side by side with Palestinians.

So,
It is u.s that instructed hamas to strike and attack Israel civilian people, abi??

Oga ,you are still lucky sef that you are still seeing your car.

My truck 🚚 as I am speaking, I don't even know where it is at the moment, after draining me out(over 5m spent).

Prettyballer:
I am but It now complicated jaare. Life happens

Hmmmm.

How complicated and why??

Prettyballer:
So Landers there is this friend of mine that was gisting me about being celibate for more than a year now. His last relationship was messy so he decided not to go into any relationship for now and be celibate too.

So fast forward to early this year he started masturbating and he told me about it, at first I persuade d him not to because he can be addicted but he said he couldn't help himself that he normally feel strong urge he can't resist sometimes but he is disciplined about it and he makes sure it is just once a week even though I don't believe him

So yesterday we were chatting and he told me he masturbated 3 times in row at first I was shocked but he told me it was so because he haven't tried it in a while

Now the problem is sometimes when he tells me this things I feel Hot too because this my friend is a nice bobo and he smells nice too which is a turn on for me

So guys do you think I should help him out just this once truth be told fantasize having him in me . I like this my friend and I don't want him to become an addict and also to help him maintain his physical and spiritual wellness

The guy is really a great and loving guy too

Tot you said you are married??

Bnno:
What country can I migrate to with 2m.
I was thinking if turkey, Thailand or vietnam, maybe Brazil. This money excludes flight ticket

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If you want qatar,
Confirm and sure visa.

1.4m

You can pay anything you have as a commitment fee and balance later once the visa is out.

The visa atmost 2weeks is out.

Wainey:
One thing is certain, Tinubu first 100days in office came with a renewed hope for many Nigerians.
But the price is a bit unbearable for people, the inflation is too high for a minimum wage earner.

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See this one.
You dey beautify lies to look reasonable.
No wahala.
We are all in this and watching together.
Renew hope indeed.

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/nerc-urges-users-to-update-prepaid-meters-before-november/

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Why the update??
If it is not changing anything.

Yeye government and their yeye policies.

Jb95:
Hi guys, please I need help on how to keep in touch with my Zambian babe.

So I met with this loving girl on a popular chat app, and we hit it off almost instantly like we've known ourselves for a long time. We chatted for weeks and we are always eager to talk to each other.

I like this girl because she is the opposite of the typical naija girl, no asking for money or any such nonsense and although we have not not made our relationship official yet, but we know in our hearts that we have feelings for each other.

Now the problem is that her phone was recently stolen (surpringly, she is not taxing me for a new phone, which would have been the opposite if it was a Nigerian girl, but I still have it in mind to help her get a phone just that am trying to take things one step at a time

For now we only chat using her friends phone, if she visits her friend but I need a way to establish good communication with her as soon as possible. I can't call her with normal call because my airtime just gets sucked for calling international line and the call has not even connected.

So please, how can I make cheap call to Zambia, if you know any means or app I can use it will be very appreciated.

I see myself traveling to Zambia soon and getting a wife from there, it will be a wish come true

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Hahaha
Zambian love!!.

Laurene:
You're here worshipping a prostitute that won't even allow you to smell her dirty overused pant... I'm sure it's your cartons of indomie and biscuit you sell that made you think you've arrived 😂... First get off this shithole then you talk to me.
My boys in Nigeria can change your life forever.

Hahaha,
God forbids that I worship any human being.
All I was just guiding you was controlling words to write out.

Secondly, I am the full definition of An alpha male ,that Is if you understand what an alpha male is.
I can never and will never stoop so low to start worshipping or simp for a lady(although i respect them because i have sisters). All my life, I have got too many ladies doing the chasing towards me(that is if you want to believe).I can't even count how many married woman I have fled from

Then thirdly ,I am too bless to go and labour in another's man country again. That time is over for me.and for my business you criticised,
Well let me mention this to you.

I am a distributor In 7 national companies.
Sumal,(yale,
Multi Pro.
GHADCO foods,
Solive industries,
Marshal foods,
Ok foods,
Indomie noodles.

I also import spareparts(used engines)
I am in to logistics too.(heavy duty truck).

So,
What do I need to go hustle out again for

Laurene:
since you have large balls... Why not post your pictures and location, then I'll take you seriously.
You're hiding behind Nairaland to claim macho... If you're man enough drop your Facebook handle then delete it in 30 minutes.

Can you please give me your location?
Plsssss and Plsssss.

Laurene:
Are you stewpeed? GTFO my mention.

Hahaha,
Lucky you ,because this 1 na online matter.

Face to face, it will only take a guy with serious balls to tell me, this.

Once again,
lucky you.

olamieseun:
Then who among of them is new if I may ask?

The youths and the poor masses.
We have tasted PDP,

We have tasted Apc.(installing leaders on us)

Let's atleast have something /someone new at the top(federal level).

favor914:
What is the right thing, if I may ask?

The right thing to do is to be honest and be honest in their judgement.

favor914:
pOblivious Obidient, Please Shut up.

All, I wanted was just a new government.
Not recycled, greedy ,old ,sick, wicked and corrupt government.

Anybody I can vote ,so far he is competent and healthy.

Athena6:
So my half brother sold a piece of my father property and I received my share which was 5M, my intention was to use the money to relocate out of naija but seeing as how things are very expensive I decided to pause and wait till next year so as to be able to add to it.
I am working so I dont need to touch the money but I need to invest the money because it sitting in my account will probably just devalue it.
So is there any business I can do and mind you I am planning on something I can easily just withdraw the money when it is time for me to relocate.
Please advice needed

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Just go and open a dollar account,
Keep a close watch on exchange rate and when dollar drops just buy and then deposit it into your dollar account, and leave it till you have decided on what to do.
Believe me bro, you won't lose.
But for any other business, sorry you fit no succeed base on this our current economy situation.

Access bank for over 2months plus have refused to drop my 8M I used as a collateral for a B.G contract with them.

You can always have access to your dom account and use the money anytime you may need or when opportunity calls

Biodun556:
An advert that threatens judges is tantamount to mutiny

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Threatens judges you say,??
because they themselves knows that they are not /won't do the right thing.
If not,
Why should i feel threatened when I know I am and will be doing the right thing.

IconicR:
May God continue to protect them
This man is all Obi ever dreamt of.
Giving hypes and praises to the wrong person who looted a state for complete eight years is what I'll never understand.
If it is jazz obi did on you all then e no work reach my side and the sides of the majority of Nigerians.

Hahaha
O boy na wa for you ooo
Wetin obi ,do you sef.
You just dey carry obi matter for head like gala those days.

Person wey pass you, don pass you fa!!.

Orubebe01:

Son- daughter

Biodun556:
Pls try and aquire more knowledge and make findings

Some people erroneously believe that Nigeria achieve nothing since 1999.

But some states are doing wonderfully well because of good governors they have been having back to back. Such opportunity is absent in a military rule because it is a unitary arrangement where one man dictates for the whole country

Hope you saw what action the government just took now?
Dessolving advertising agency because they approved an advert by masses

Biodun556:
Pls try and aquire more knowledge and make findings

Some people erroneously believe that Nigeria achieve nothing since 1999.

But some states are doing wonderfully well because of good governors they have been having back to back. Such opportunity is absent in a military rule because it is a unitary arrangement where one man dictates for the whole country

Hope you saw what action the government just took now?
Dessolving advertising agency because they approved an advert my masses

IconicR:
I trust Asiwaju to deal with them soon.
That one called Asari is indirectly trying to dent Asiwaju's image and I suspect he secretly works for obi

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Hahaha
No be una people again??

IconicR:
Mynd44 nlfpmod please rush it to front page let them see that work is going on underground.
Asiwaju is truly working, it's just Jonathan and Buhari's mess that brought us where we are.

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I swear, my anger towards you is beginning to grow everyday by day.
What are you really benefiting from this government, pls??

Like serious
Brief me small abeg.
Because all I am seeing is just an evil,wicked selfish and self compensating /self centered /self enriching government.

fuckJones:
In 1993, some morons was promised that, Abacha will seize power, rule for 3 months and handover to Chief MKO Abiola, the presumed Winner of June 12, 1993 Presidential Election.

As soon as Gen Abacha seized power, he invited late Oba Sijuade, the Oni of Ife, and many other prominent traditional rulers to Aso Rock for a meeting, after their close door meeting, the Oba addressed Nigerians and said I think the man is making sense, let’s give him a chance.
Thereafter, Abacha invited Chief MKO Abiola and other Pro Democracy Groups, President BAT was on that entourage.

No one expected what was coming, after few weeks of taking over power, Abacha appointed Alhaji Babagana Kingibe, and Ebenezer Babatope into his cabinet.
I remember pressmen asking Alhaji Babagana Kingibe if he has abandoned Chief MKO Abiola and his their mandate, I also remembered Alhaji Babagana Kingibe replied the press, and said did I joined politics because of Chief MKO Abiola, meaning I have moved On.

I know why I am writing this post, I want to remind Obidients who weren’t born then that no sane person will trust the Military with power no matter how bad the situation may seem.

In 2007, PDP conducted the worst election in the history of Nigeria under former President Olusegun Obasanjo, Buhari won that election and the whole world knew it including EUROPEAN Union Election Monitoring.
Buhari pursued his case up till the Supreme Court, and unfortunately Chief Chuba Okadigbo his running mate was tear-gassed at Eagle Square which led to his death, heaven didn’t fall and Nigerians never invited the military to seize power.
Late Yar’adua the beneficiary of that terrible election told the whole world that the election that brought him to power was rigged, the Chief umpire of that election was Professor Maurice Iwu, an Igboman from Imo state South East Nigeria, he is still alive today.
It is easy to invite the Military to power, but extremely difficult to remove them from power.

How did the agreement between the politicians who invited Abacha to seize power ended, Chief MKO Abiola paid with his own life, I am sure they never envisaged it will end that way.
Before you mortgage your emotions inviting the military to take over power, remember that you don’t dare dine with the devil, not even with long spoon.

Let’s behave ourselves in Nigeria.

A word is enough for the wise child.

Can you compare the standard of living of then and now??

Let me highlight some of my little views:-

Then, all you just need is get qualifications and you select from available job(s)/employment.

Abacha stole money yes ,but can that be compared to today's stealing that our politicians are doing,


Then, you can count how many people stole from government purse, but today almost all our elected and rigged elected leaders are thieves.


Let me just stop here for now.
And just like I said above,
These are my personal views ooo.
And I really stand to be corrected though.

lightwind:
Hello, I have this problem i have been experiencing for long time now it's been bordering me so much. The problem is each time i have sex with a girl and if i pour inside the girl and when i bring my thing come out the whole sperm will come out with my thing like follow after few seconds. I don't know why it is always like that each time i have sex.
My question is why can't the sperm remain inside her thing. Because i want to impregnate one girl.

Please move to frontpage

Pls try to go and do an SFA test in a very good lab to check the activeness(motility ) of your sperm.
Pls, take this advice seriously to help you ascertain your future hope and chances of the possibility for you to pregnant a woman.

Laurene:
Since you began prostitution, you don blow?

You people should learn to have courtesy na.
For the fact that we met online doesn't give us the liberty to write out words without giving thoughts and it effects.


Personally, I pick offense for this your quote.
It's too raw and offending.

Rokiat:
Beautiful family. How’s your
Musical career going? You suppose blow by now.

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Hahaha
1 of our those days member, spotted.

There use to be a time when almost everyday and hour in nairaland must be catching clout for Airforce 1".

I no even come dey hear of E money again from this guy.

Hmmmmm
See how responsibility turn guy man to responsible fellow now.

"AwON TOO LATE TO FAIL FELLOWS".

IconicR:
He was just being transparent but trust Nigerians to come for his head because of their natural hatred for successful men and women.

My dear,
What is it that you people enjoy or get in trying to support what you see and know that is bad or evil.
All most all our law makers are rich and have gathered more to themselves and yet they are still gathering even at the detriment of the poor masses.
But, how much have they given as stipends to the poor masses in seriously need of such assistance?

Even you supporting this their actions, how much stipends have you been given so far or don't you think the masses deserve palliatives too.

Kelvin2022:
Good morning guys please I need your comment on this matter and friend of mine called me and told me he had a problem in his compound. It all started when he was fetching water and one his neighbor was not around so he decided to fill her own because the ta water connected to their compound is free. And the neighbor is a woman and at times other neighbors do fill her cans and drum for her when water is running. So this day as he fill her own one of the tenants told him that his Landlord told her to stop filling the woman's can until she buy the drink for him. The guy was surprised the next day he told the woman what the girl told him and the woman met his landlord to know why but he said he didn't say so. The landlord was angry with the guy for telling the woman when he heard that instead of telling him to know the reason. He gave him quick notice. Did the guy did wrong by telling the woman.

Quit or
quick notice??

Dcass:
I have tried everything to buy my sewing machine but nothing work am only able to raise 10k out of 90k plus but no problem I believe I will do anything to feed my baby and myself but only God know why he took my husband and left me with the whole responsible.

God knows I have worked begged and even done things just to be able to raise money for my sewing machine but I still didn't work and I don't have anybody.
I hope am not committing a sin because am doing this for my child and after doing it if I can raise 90k I will stop and start working.

If any can borrow me I will be greatful and it will save me



Matured mind please.

Hmmmmm
Mama Di mama
I hail ooo

siofra:
I hate men, but I will Bleep them and chop their money ☺️

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Hahaha ,
You hate bees and like honey.
Ok ooo.
Pls, keep it up.