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Seun:
If someone knows how to mass produce masks, preferably the n95 ones, so people can do their business without getting the virus, let us know.

Cool

Albert Einstein

Zooposki:
It also renders the male infertile. You no go fit born again. That is the population control. Kill the old and render the young infertile. Lolz.

Lolz

Time to freeze some sperms then

That nuclear weapon is useless when a virus can wipe off the entire human population

Wetin otedola still dey wait for?

Lalasticlala

Move this to front page na

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They didn't

Now we have a full blown epidemic on our hands


Uselessness everywhere

Them never get sense?

So the government is commandeering what should be used for innocent civilians should the case rises?

O chim

Ooin


They didn't do well

They are not doing well

And they definitely won't do well

The virus can have them

Chai

Dangote Bleep up big time

Music to my ears

No need to panic people

Covid-19 is in aso rock to correct the president and his team on how to pronounce it name

So much to learn

So little time

Lol

Naija don finally broke

Ghen ghen

What's all the fuss about?

I sincerely think there are more important things to do in life than marriage

I still do not understand the way Nigerians talk about marriage and having kids

I wonder is that all there is to life ?

O chim

See finishing

Tochex101:
Foolish people everywhere, not even one person mentioned you can apply for remarking. OP I believe you, go to their office and request for remarking, you'll be surprised at the number of people you'll find there doing same.
Nigeria is a failed country.

How can one request for remarking?

What are the processes?

Will one be charge for it?

My sister said same thing yesterday when I called her to ask for her result

She said some group of people hacked jamb site in other to increase their score

So jamb decided to punish all who wrote exam that day by slashing their scores

Honestly I tire

Even me sef wan borrow loan

Keep it coming

September is too far

Isn't it?

You mean the UK is shutting down school for six months?

ibkayee:
Places I've used:

Tutorialspoint (free)
Udemy (free and paid)
Udacity (free and paid I think)
Youtube (free)

Pretty sure there are others, these are just the ones I've used

Thank you

nextstep:
Yes... just like in University, one covers different courses simultaneously without problems.

Fidelismaria, the suggestion by ibkayee to start with Python certainly has merit. However, I've also come to realize that you can gain a better understanding by wetting your feet in all.

Do you know any site i could learn these programming languages from without needing a physical tutor?

ibkayee:
All ke?

Fidelismaria, definitely don't do that lol, especially as a beginner

Pick one and start from there, easiest is probably Python, but you can do your research to see which one aligns the most with whatever you want to do. Then when you have the basics down, branch out from there

Thanks for your input

nextstep:
In Nigeria, web-based languages are the thing:
Python, JavaScript/Node, PHP, Ruby, Java, Rust

You should start with them all. Spend 1 week on each, and rotate. All the tools to develop are freely available.

See here for a list of possible job options; scroll down to software engineers:

https://andela.com/careers/

Thank you

nextstep:
Sadly, if SARS should encounter any of them... they will be immediately suspect due to their appearance.
As an occasionally bushy-haired programmer, I can say there's remarkable freedom to think about real problems if you're not taking too long on grooming. Not that one should be dirty, but I've worn my hair bushy and face unshaved for weeks.

When people complain, I just smile and shrug because I'm in my zone - after all I'm not a banker or salesperson that needs their approval. Then they are shocked when I return from the barber because I be fyne bwoy.

Oh

I see

I want to venture into programming

What programming language do you suggest I start with?

Congratulations to them

What's it with programmers and bushy unkempt hair?

Op

When will the shutdown start?

Today or next week?

Let have the details

20th?

2 days is enough to infect a thousand people

The ban should be with immediate effect

The way this virus will raze through Nigeria will be higher than Wuhan

Firstly, majority of Nigerians don't wash their hands

Majority don't maintain proper personal hygiene

Doomsday is coming

Lalasticlala

Oya come carry this go front page

People need to see this