₦airaland Forum

CrazyMan:
Hmm

Mine happened years back...when I was still a student. I was in year one then and it was on the day of our induction, when we'll be formally introduced to the department.

My HOD, Professors, Docs...my fellow year one coursemates, final years and excos etc in the department were all present...

So as the program went on, our association (Dept) president said it's time for some entertainment and that if anyone of us has a joke to keep the athmosphere lively he should come and get the mic.

Without thinking twice I got up, came to the front and collected the mic from him....then all hell was let loose. I started giving my jokes, the whole auditorium became quiet. As quiet as a church whose pastor is preaching about hell and rapture, and how you'll burn for all eternity in the lake of fire and brimestone.

My jokes turned to sermon, the only difference was that I wasn't using a Bible...I kept on talking and talking believing that I'll will at least hit the jackpot then they'll laugh, and I'll use that opportunity to redeem myself and sign out. Forwhere...

Everyone's eyes was glued to me as though I was some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave...my hands were shaking as I grabbed the mic, I was sweating all over, my voice trembled and I began to stammer...I was wishing that the earth should just open up and swallow me. All the beautiful girls in the dept were just staring at me while I kept fooling myself with the hope that they'll at least smile.

My HOD and lecturers eyes were all fixed on me, I felt like explaining my jokes over and over again to them so that at least they might giggle in case they didn't get it the first time...

After trying in vain to hit the jackpot, our president told me to give him the mic and go back to my seat. That was when our HOD got up and gave me one funny nickname which I will not mention here for reason best known to me....after the nickname prouncement by my HOD, the whole auditorium bursted into a very deep mockery laughter. I tried to safe face by smiling sheepshily. Unfortunately that name stuck on me till I graduated as most people never bothered to know my real name.

The only achievement of that calamity is that it made me popular in the department...all the lecturers, my HOD, even girls all knew me. Even though I failed woefully at comedy I became a local champion.

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Hehe

I can literally feel the embarrassment you felt

Hehehehe

Perhaps you have a different/dark sense of humour

Some Jokes get lost on people who just aren't weird

No

It's not

Well I got so drunk and high that I literally passed out

Later saw the videos of the stuffs I did that night and I just couldn't believe it

It's so embarrassing

It was at a departmental night

Good

Prompt response

As far as I'm concern buhari is still a dullard

Guest007:
Lol. What if you were mugged by armed gunmen, would you push her out the way or use her as a shield

Have never been a fool in love

Nailed it

Lovely

Talk about been paranoid

Dude got zero trust level

Gosh

How pathetic Nigerian leaders are

A fvcking minister has no clue what goes on in his own ministry

I wouldn't be surprised if this zoo called country has already been sold

Bubuhari is a fvcking dullard who thinks with his anus

Cool

Nice spot for bio-attack

Imagine dispersing a virus through the air conditioning system

The whole damn stadium will be infected instantaneously

Anyways good for them bad for Nigerians

Nigerians are just genetically stupid,greedy and wicked

Op you are not getting your quoting right

The answer is A not AN

That teacher needs to be put on immediate suspension asap

They can both go to hell for all I care

Good for them

Dog meat with palm wine

Blankstare:
Why are they called vintage cars?

A vintage car is, in the most general sense, an old automobile, and in the narrower senses of car enthusiasts and collectors, it is a car from the period of 1919 to 1930.

Fashola should shut his mouth up

Why do these mumu journalists keep going to this mumuish northerner ?

The man is a damn fool

Northocracy ..

Government of the north by the north and supported by mumuish south west

Don't eat bushmeat they won't hear

Now see wetin dem don cause now

Nonsense buhari

Nonsense mallam Daura President

Nonsense presidency

Looks like an angry alien about to wipe off the human race

I blame buhari

He's the cause of all this

It's like they say

Birds of a feather flocks together

No cultist will want his fellow cultist friend date his sister and ruin her life

They know what their friends are capable of and therefore don't want it to happen to their sisters

Here to read comments

Abeg who get chair here?

Gimme one make I siddon read

Weirdgee:
lol I don't even know.... I just dey follow follow people use am.Well to my own understand it has to do with guy.

You're funny

Lol

Wear dangote cement sac

You will definitely stand out

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

Armpit sex can also be called bagpiping

Can bubuhari do us all a big kindness by dying

That kindness will be much appreciated

O my

Akpurakpubem

Will be right back

Lemme look up the solutions from Google

"Bros show me love na,since I know you I never chop your money"

I fvcking hate that statement

Me wey never show myself love

Smh